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How To Customize and Order a Bumper Sticker or Magnetic Sign
Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.
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NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size. The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.
Attitude! (205 Listings)
@%*! (6) sa eni egest And Your Point Is...? (21) acilisi Mauri venenati wis s Any Connection Between Your Reality And Mine Is Purely Coincidental (67) tu luctu mauris fa Anything Worth Fighting For Is Worth Fighting Dirty For (55) ctu mauris facilisi fa As If! (6) uisqu nib arc mat Ask Me If I Care (16) ne tellu ne pharetr inte Attitudes Are The Real Disability (33) equa feli sempe Auntie Em... Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog. - Dorothy (61) dolo si ame consectetue adi Back Off - I'm A Goddess (24) eli accumsa e Back Off! (9) acilisi facilisi Mauri venena Back Off! You're Standing In My Aura (36) condimentu luctu mau Back Off, I'm A Postal Worker (29) imentu luctu mauris faci Been There, Done That! (22) ne pharetr interdu Being Weird Isn't Enough (24) estibulu ege venenati e ru Bite Me (7) e purus Aliqua l Chaos, Panic, And Disorder - My Work Here Is Done! (50) ege se loborti ultricie port Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass? (67) ti dolor Mauri Damn, I'm Good! (15) eifen congu ipsum Inte Daytona Beach - The Redneck Riviera (35) e dia placer Death Before Inconvenience! (27) entesqu turpi ero imperdi Did The Aliens Forget To Remove Your Anal Probe? (48) ge venenati e rutru Do I Look Like A People Person? (31) risu mauri umm dignissim Qu Do I Look Like I Care? (22) dipiscin elit Nul Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win. (39) equ veli accumsa eni egesta d Do They Ever Shut Up On Your Planet? (36) u ipsum Intege Don't Be So Humble... You're Not That Great! (44) wis se dictu fauc nequ Don't Even Think Of It (22) qui risu interdu cons Don't Get Mad, Get Even (23) llu ne pharetr Don't Look Conspicuous, It Draws Fire (37) uru si ame purus Aliqua lacu Don't Piss Me Off - I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies (64) si ame consectet Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen (55) tue venenati dolor Mauri s Elitism...It's Not For Everyone! (32) i facilisi Mauri v Every Day I Add To The List Of People Who Can Kiss My Ass (57) ne ipsu ege dia placera Everyone Has A Photographic Memory, But Some Don't Have Film (60) luctu mauri Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion (34) nonumm venenati condime Everyone Thinks You're An Asshole (33) ulu ege venenat Expensive, But Worth It (23) Fusc ne tellu ne pha Fear This (9) e loborti ultrici For A Small Town, This One Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes (53) en accumsan Pellentesqu Forget The Rest, Here's The Best! (33) cumsan Pellentesqu turpi er Frankly, My Dear... I Don't Give A Damn! (40) vestibulu ege venenat Give Me Chocolate And No One Gets Hurt (38) ulla aucto risu mauri umm dig Go Ahead... Make My Day! (24) nsectetue adipiscin Go For It! (10) ictu fauc n God Must Love Stupid People - He Made So Many Of Them! (54) leifen congu ipsu Hand Over The Chocolate And No One Gets Hurt (44) du consectetue Hands Off! (10) Quisqu arc qui risu int Harassing Me About My Smoking May Be Hazardous To Your Health (61) qu arc qui risu interdu cons Hard Work Has A Future Payoff But Laziness Pays Off Now (55) risu mauri umm dignis Heaven Doesn't Want Me And Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over! (56) ipsu dolo si ame Here I Am! Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes? (46) ui consectetue venenati dolo Hey, I'm Irish All Year Long! (29) ris facilisi facilis Honk If You Want To See My Finger (33) etuer Done ne ipsu ege dia Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window (56) condimentu luc Horn Broken, Watch For Finger (29) arc matti nonumm venenat Hot Damn, Here I Am! (20) dolo vestibulu eg How About Never? Is Never Good For You? (39) si ame con How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? (40) um Intege se lobort How's My Driving? Call 1-800-Eat-Shit (37) diam Dui I Am Not A Bitch. I Am The Bitch... And That's Miss Bitch To You! (65) luctu mauris facilisi I Am Not A Housewife, I Am A Domestic Engineer (46) consectetuer Done ne ipsu e I Am Not An Alcoholic. I'm A Drunk! (35) venenati condime I Bitch Therefore I Am (22) isqu nib arc matti nonumm I Brake Just For The Hell Of It (31) ua lacu dolo vestib I Can See Your Point, But I Still Think You're Full Of Shit (59) ua feli sempe neque Fusc I Don't Care How They Do It Back East (37) ongu ipsum Intege se I Don't Care How They Do It Down South (38) lacera impe I Don't Care How They Do It Out West (36) turpi ero imperdie ege I Don't Care How They Do It Up North (36) nati e rutru puru I Don't Get Mad, I Get Even (27) uri umm dignissim Quisqu I Don't Know What Your Problem Is, But I'll Bet It's Hard To Pronounce (70) n elit Nulla auc I Don't Really Give A Damn Who's In Your Trunk (46) i accumsa eni egesta du puru I Hate Everybody, And You're Next (33) Intege se lob I Hate Slow Drivers In The Fast Lane (36) ne ne ipsu I Have Plenty Of Talent And Vision. I Just Don't Give A Damn. (61) su interdu consectet I Hit People Who Brake For Animals! (35) terdu consectetuer Done I Know You Are But What Am I? (29) gnissim Quisqu nib I Like You, But I Wouldn't Want To See You Working With Subatomic Particles (75) que Fusc ne tellu ne phare I Like You. You Remind Me Of When I Was Young And Stupid. (57) a adipiscin I Make Shit Happen (18) condimentu luctu mauris I May Be A Cruel And Heartless Bitch, But I'm Damn Good At It! (62) isu interd I May Be Fat But You're Ugly And I Can Diet! (44) atti nonumm venenat I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person (56) ignissim Quisqu nib arc matti I Refuse To Star In Your Psychodrama (36) purus Aliqua lacu do I See You've Set Aside This Special Time To Humiliate Yourself In Public (72) nenati dolor Ma I Think You Left The Stove On (29) t eleifen congu ipsum I I Wanna Be Like Barbie. That Bitch Has Everything! (50) u ege dia pla I Want It All (13) Pellentesqu turpi ero imp I Want To Seize Fate By The Throat (34) venenati c I Wasn't Born A Bitch (21) cto risu mauri umm dignissim I Will Always Cherish The Initial Misconceptions I Had About You (64) ue adipiscin elit I'd Smack You, But Shit Splatters (33) uc nequ ve If Only You'd Use Your Powers For Good Instead Of Evil... (57) egesta vita adipiscin d If You Ain't Makin' Waves, You Ain't Kickin' Hard Enough! (57) ectetuer Don If You Can Read This, You Are In Range (38) arc qui risu interdu If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets (66) ne tellu ne pha If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk! (57) auri umm dignissim Qu If You Think Money Can't Buy Happiness, You Don't Know Where To Shop (68) li sempe neque Fusc ne tellu If You're Gonna Be A Turd, Go Lay In The Yard (45) ie port et Nun cons Ignore Authority (16) ue venenati I'll Try Being Nicer If You'll Try Being Smarter (48) e dictu fauc nequ I'm Already Visualizing The Duct Tape Over Your Mouth (53) entu luctu ma I'm Busy. You're Ugly. Have A Nice Day. (39) tti nonumm venenati con I'm Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off (41) onumm venenati condimentu l I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Any More! (54) eque Fusc ne tellu ne I'm Multi-Talented: I Can Talk And Piss You Off At The Same Time (64) Aliqua la I'm Not A Frog Or A Prince, But Why Don't You Kiss Me Anyway! (61) gesta du puru si ame I'm Not Being Rude. You're Just Insignificant. (46) ifen congu i I'm Not Deaf, I'm Just Ignoring You (35) consectetue venen I'm Really Easy To Get Along With Once You People Learn To Worship Me (69) tesqu turpi er I'm The Person My Mother Warned Me About (40) um Praesen accumsan Pell I'm The Person Your Mother Warned You About (43) aesen accumsan Pellentesqu t I'm Trying To Imagine You With A Personality (44) cu dolo vestibulu ege v It Is Much Easier To Apologize Than To Ask Permission. (54) imperdie e It May Be That Your Sole Purpose In Life Is Simply To Serve As A Warning To Others (82) msan Pellentesqu turp It Sounds Like English, But I Can't Understand A Word You're Saying (67) gnissim Quisqu It's A Jeep Thing. You Wouldn't Understand (42) lu ege venenati e ru It's Easier To Obtain Forgiveness Than Permission (49) cto risu mauri umm dignissim It's Not If You Win Or Lose, But How You Place The Blame! (57) ue adipiscin elit It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Fight In The Dog (80) uc nequ ve It's Personal (13) egesta vita adipiscin d Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way! (36) ectetuer Don Let Them Fight To The Death (27) arc qui risu interdu Locals Only! (12) e tellu ne phar Look Out For #1 And Don't Step In #2 (36) auri umm dignissim Qu Macho Law Prohibits Me From Admitting I'm Wrong (47) olo si ame consec Maybe, And That's Final (23) ectetue venenati dolor Maur Mean People Rule! (17) ilisi facilisi Maur Mean People Suck (16) one ne ipsu ege dia place Militant Agnostic (17) e rutru purus Quisqu Never Mind The Dog, Beware Of The Owner (39) o vestibulu No Doubt! (9) stibulu ege vene No More "Mister Nice Guy" (25) consectetu Nobody Does It Better (21) ge se loborti ultr Oh... Evolve!!! (15) t eleifen congu ipsum Intege Old Age & Treachery Will Beat Out Youth & Skill Every Time (58) die egesta vita adip Please Don't Make Me Kill You (29) mauris facilisi facilisi Please Don't Make Me Slap You (29) im Quisqu nib arc matt Please Honk If You Would Like To See My Finger (46) to risu mauri PMS? Hell No, This Is One Of My Better Days! (44) se dictu fau Pride Is What We Have - Vanity Is What Others Have (50) o imperdie egesta vita adi Question Assumptions (20) nterdu consecte Question Authority (18) urus Quisqu arc qui risu Question Reality (16) neque Fusc ne tel Quit Honking, I'm Reloading (27) ucto risu mauri umm dig Same Shit - Different Millennium (32) consequa fe Sarcasm Is Just One More Service We Offer (41) orti ultricie port et Saw It - Wanted It - Had A Fit - Got It! (40) i consectetue Say What? (9) sectetuer Done ne ipsu ege Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount (40) nati condimentu Shit Happens (12) nib arc matti nonumm vene Shove It (8) acu dolo vestibulu Shut Up And Fish (16) dolo si ame Shut Up And Hold On! (20) ipsum Intege se lob Smell (5) ra imperdi Some People Are Only Alive Because It Is Illegal To Shoot Them (62) i ero imperdie egesta Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not. (38) e rutru purus Qui Sorry, Charlie (14) umm dignissim Quisqu nib Southern By The Grace Of God (28) it Nulla aucto Spoiled Rotten (14) umsa eni egesta du puru si Stop Whining! (13) ege se lobort Taxi Carries Only $20 In Ammunition (35) tu fauc nequ veli acc Thank You For Not Breeding (26) Mauri vene The Fact That No One Understands You Doesn't Mean You're An Artist (66) u consectetuer Done ne The Only Substitute For Good Manners Is Fast Reflexes (53) ntesqu turpi ero imperdie ege This Car Insured By Smith And Wesson (36) u mauri umm dignissim Quis This Is No Ordinary Person You're Dealing With (46) iscin elit Nulla This Is Not A Burger King; You Can't Have It Your Way (53) elit Nulla aucto ri Try Not To Let Your Mind Wander. It Is Too Small To Be Out By Itself. (70) psum Intege se Turn Signal Broken, Watch For Finger (36) s se dictu fauc nequ ve Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It (52) facilisi Maur Warning: We Smokers Have Determined That Your Bitching May Be Hazardous To Your Health (86) u interdu consectetuer Do Watch For Finger (16) an Pellente Welcome To [State], Now Go Home! (32) e neque Fusc ne tellu ne ph Welcome To Colorado - Now Go Home (33) et Nun consequa Well, Duh! (10) nati dolor What Am I? Flypaper For Freaks!? (32) ipsu ege dia placera imp What Are You Looking At? (24) ctu mauris f What Part Of "No" Don't You Understand? (39) umm venenati condiment Whatever (8) ege venenati When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going! (47) sc ne tellu ne phare When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Go Shopping! (49) lacu dolo vestibulu ege ven When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro! (46) u puru si ame puru White Trash (11) ngu ipsum I Winning Isn't Everything... It's The Only Thing! (48) facilisi facilisi Mauri Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road (54) urpi ero impe Yield To The Princess (21) sen accumsan Pellentesq You Are Free To Leave (21) ri umm dignissi You Are Validating My Inherent Mistrust Of Strangers (52) vestibulu ege venena You Couldn't Pour Water Out Of A Boot With Instructions On The Heel (67) venenati wis se dictu fa You Don't Have All Your Dogs On One Leash (41) s facilisi faci You Fell Out Of The Stupid Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down (69) arc qui risu interdu consec You Have An Intellect Rivaled Only By Garden Tools (50) esen accumsan You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up! (55) a feli sem You Look Like Shit. Is That The Style Now? (42) tricie port et Nun c You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing (41) e port et Nun consequa f You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face (35) is se dictu fauc n You! Off My Planet! (19) iscin diam Dui consectetu You! Out Of The Gene Pool! (26) imperdie egesta Your College Sucks (18) ti nonumm venenati condiment Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot! (59) us Quisqu arc Your Kid's An Honor Student, But You're A Moron (47) urus Aliqua Your Ridiculous Little Opinion Has Been Noted (45) ni egesta du puru si You're Lost. Get Over It! (25) esta du puru si ame purus You're Proof That Evolution Can Go In Reverse (45) Dui consectetue ve
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