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It's the wildest, wackiest collection on the Web! Over 2000 "Classic & Current" messages, from silly to serious, from crude to classy, from raunchy to refined... They're all here! Search by category, or enter keywords into the search box below. And if you don't like these, just type in your own custom message!
Simply use your mouse to "Copy & Paste" the text of any message into our Design Center. If a message is too long, break it up using more than one line of text. You can then customize it any way you like. Your design can have up to 6 lines, using 90 font, 96 Text Icon, 20 color, & over 14,000 Edge Image choices! |
@%*!
And Your Point Is...?
Any Connection Between Your Reality And Mine Is Purely Coincidental
Anything Worth Fighting For Is Worth Fighting Dirty For
As If!
Ask Me If I Care
Attitudes Are The Real Disability
Auntie Em... Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog. - Dorothy
Back Off - I'm A Goddess
Back Off!
Back Off! You're Standing In My Aura
Back Off, I'm A Postal Worker
Been There, Done That!
Being Weird Isn't Enough
Bite Me
Chaos, Panic, And Disorder - My Work Here Is Done!
Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?
Damn, I'm Good!
Daytona Beach - The Redneck Riviera
Death Before Inconvenience!
Did The Aliens Forget To Remove Your Anal Probe?
Do I Look Like A People Person?
Do I Look Like I Care?
Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.
Do They Ever Shut Up On Your Planet?
Don't Be So Humble... You're Not That Great!
Don't Even Think Of It
Don't Get Mad, Get Even
Don't Look Conspicuous, It Draws Fire
Don't Piss Me Off - I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies
Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen
Elitism...It's Not For Everyone!
Every Day I Add To The List Of People Who Can Kiss My Ass
Everyone Has A Photographic Memory, But Some Don't Have Film
Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
Everyone Thinks You're An Asshole
Expensive, But Worth It
Fear This
For A Small Town, This One Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes
Forget The Rest, Here's The Best!
Frankly, My Dear... I Don't Give A Damn!
Give Me Chocolate And No One Gets Hurt
Go Ahead... Make My Day!
Go For It!
God Must Love Stupid People - He Made So Many Of Them!
Hand Over The Chocolate And No One Gets Hurt
Hands Off!
Harassing Me About My Smoking May Be Hazardous To Your Health
Hard Work Has A Future Payoff But Laziness Pays Off Now
Heaven Doesn't Want Me And Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over!
Here I Am! Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes?
Hey, I'm Irish All Year Long!
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
Horn Broken, Watch For Finger
Hot Damn, Here I Am!
How About Never? Is Never Good For You?
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How's My Driving? Call 1-800-Eat-Shit
I Am Not A Bitch. I Am The Bitch... And That's Miss Bitch To You!
I Am Not A Housewife, I Am A Domestic Engineer
I Am Not An Alcoholic. I'm A Drunk!
I Bitch Therefore I Am
I Brake Just For The Hell Of It
I Can See Your Point, But I Still Think You're Full Of Shit
I Don't Care How They Do It Back East
I Don't Care How They Do It Down South
I Don't Care How They Do It Out West
I Don't Care How They Do It Up North
I Don't Get Mad, I Get Even
I Don't Know What Your Problem Is, But I'll Bet It's Hard To Pronounce
I Don't Really Give A Damn Who's In Your Trunk
I Hate Everybody, And You're Next
I Hate Slow Drivers In The Fast Lane
I Have Plenty Of Talent And Vision. I Just Don't Give A Damn.
I Hit People Who Brake For Animals!
I Know You Are But What Am I?
I Like You, But I Wouldn't Want To See You Working With Subatomic Particles
I Like You. You Remind Me Of When I Was Young And Stupid.
I Make Shit Happen
I May Be A Cruel And Heartless Bitch, But I'm Damn Good At It!
I May Be Fat But You're Ugly And I Can Diet!
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
I Refuse To Star In Your Psychodrama
I See You've Set Aside This Special Time To Humiliate Yourself In Public
I Think You Left The Stove On
I Wanna Be Like Barbie. That Bitch Has Everything!
I Want It All
I Want To Seize Fate By The Throat
I Wasn't Born A Bitch
I Will Always Cherish The Initial Misconceptions I Had About You
I'd Smack You, But Shit Splatters
If Only You'd Use Your Powers For Good Instead Of Evil...
If You Ain't Makin' Waves, You Ain't Kickin' Hard Enough!
If You Can Read This, You Are In Range
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets
If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk!
If You Think Money Can't Buy Happiness, You Don't Know Where To Shop
If You're Gonna Be A Turd, Go Lay In The Yard
Ignore Authority
I'll Try Being Nicer If You'll Try Being Smarter
I'm Already Visualizing The Duct Tape Over Your Mouth
I'm Busy. You're Ugly. Have A Nice Day.
I'm Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off
I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Any More!
I'm Multi-Talented: I Can Talk And Piss You Off At The Same Time
I'm Not A Frog Or A Prince, But Why Don't You Kiss Me Anyway!
I'm Not Being Rude. You're Just Insignificant.
I'm Not Deaf, I'm Just Ignoring You
I'm Really Easy To Get Along With Once You People Learn To Worship Me
I'm The Person My Mother Warned Me About
I'm The Person Your Mother Warned You About
I'm Trying To Imagine You With A Personality
It Is Much Easier To Apologize Than To Ask Permission.
It May Be That Your Sole Purpose In Life Is Simply To Serve As A Warning To Others
It Sounds Like English, But I Can't Understand A Word You're Saying
It's A Jeep Thing. You Wouldn't Understand
It's Easier To Obtain Forgiveness Than Permission
It's Not If You Win Or Lose, But How You Place The Blame!
It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Fight In The Dog
It's Personal
Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way!
Let Them Fight To The Death
Locals Only!
Look Out For #1 And Don't Step In #2
Macho Law Prohibits Me From Admitting I'm Wrong
Maybe, And That's Final
Mean People Rule!
Mean People Suck
Militant Agnostic
Never Mind The Dog, Beware Of The Owner
No Doubt!
No More "Mister Nice Guy"
Nobody Does It Better
Oh... Evolve!!!
Old Age & Treachery Will Beat Out Youth & Skill Every Time
Please Don't Make Me Kill You
Please Don't Make Me Slap You
Please Honk If You Would Like To See My Finger
PMS? Hell No, This Is One Of My Better Days!
Pride Is What We Have - Vanity Is What Others Have
Question Assumptions
Question Authority
Question Reality
Quit Honking, I'm Reloading
Same Shit - Different Millennium
Sarcasm Is Just One More Service We Offer
Saw It - Wanted It - Had A Fit - Got It!
Say What?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
Shit Happens
Shove It
Shut Up And Fish
Shut Up And Hold On!
Smell
Some People Are Only Alive Because It Is Illegal To Shoot Them
Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not.
Sorry, Charlie
Southern By The Grace Of God
Spoiled Rotten
Stop Whining!
Taxi Carries Only $20 In Ammunition
Thank You For Not Breeding
The Fact That No One Understands You Doesn't Mean You're An Artist
The Only Substitute For Good Manners Is Fast Reflexes
This Car Insured By Smith And Wesson
This Is No Ordinary Person You're Dealing With
This Is Not A Burger King; You Can't Have It Your Way
Try Not To Let Your Mind Wander. It Is Too Small To Be Out By Itself.
Turn Signal Broken, Watch For Finger
Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It
Warning: We Smokers Have Determined That Your Bitching May Be Hazardous To Your Health
Watch For Finger
Welcome To [State], Now Go Home!
Welcome To Colorado - Now Go Home
Well, Duh!
What Am I? Flypaper For Freaks!?
What Are You Looking At?
What Part Of "No" Don't You Understand?
Whatever
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going!
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Go Shopping!
When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro!
White Trash
Winning Isn't Everything... It's The Only Thing!
Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road
Yield To The Princess
You Are Free To Leave
You Are Validating My Inherent Mistrust Of Strangers
You Couldn't Pour Water Out Of A Boot With Instructions On The Heel
You Don't Have All Your Dogs On One Leash
You Fell Out Of The Stupid Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down
You Have An Intellect Rivaled Only By Garden Tools
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up!
You Look Like Shit. Is That The Style Now?
You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing
You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face
You! Off My Planet!
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
Your College Sucks
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot!
Your Kid's An Honor Student, But You're A Moron
Your Ridiculous Little Opinion Has Been Noted
You're Lost. Get Over It!
You're Proof That Evolution Can Go In Reverse
BROWSE CATEGORY LISTINGS - OVER 2000 MESSAGES