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Battle Of The Sexes (193 Listings)

A Happy Marriage Is A Matter Of Giving And Taking; The Husband Gives And The Wife Takes

A Husband Is What Is Left Of The Lover After The Nerve Has Been Extracted

A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle

A Woman's Favorite Position Is CEO

A Woman's Place Is In The House... And The Senate

A Woman's Place Is In The Mall

Adultery Is Not A Family Value

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

All Men Are Created Equal... Poor Things

All Men Are Idiots, And I Married Their King!

All Our Problems Begin With Men

All Our Problems Begin With Women

An Erection Does Not Count As Personal Growth

Another Woman In Charge

Are Our Knuckles Dragging Again?

Are Those Your Eyeballs? I Found Them In My Cleavage.

Behind Every Successful Woman Is Herself

Both Of My Marriages Have Been Disappointing. My First Wife Left Me And My Second One Didn't

Castrate Rapists, Its The Only Way To Be Sure

Coffee, Chocolate, Men: Some Things Are Just Better Rich

Cosmetics: A Woman's Way Of Keeping A Man From Reading Between The Lines

Did I Mention The Kick In The Groin You'll Be Receiving If You Touch Me?

Do You Know What They Call A Woman Who Knows Where Her Husband Is Every Night? - A Widow

Domestic Violence Feeds On Silence

Don't Argue About What A Good Man Is. Be One!

Don't Argue About What A Good Woman Is. Be One!

Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That!

Drink 'Til She's Cute, But Stop Before The Wedding

Elect Clinton/Gore & Their Husbands

Eve Was Framed

Everything Else Belongs To Her

Ex-Boyfriend In Trunk

Ex-Girlfriend In Trunk

Ex-Husband In Trunk

Ex-Wife In Trunk

Feminism Is The Radical Notion That Women Are People

Feminism Spoken Here

Few Women Admit Their Age. Few Men Act Theirs

Free Your Mind Of Sexism

Get A New Car For Your Spouse - It'll Be A Great Trade

Grow Your Own Dope. Plant A Man.

Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like, Who Cares?

Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-In-Law On A Milk Carton

Have You Heard About The Three Rings Of Marriage?

Hell Hath No Fury Like The Lawyer Of A Woman Scorned

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

How Do Most Men Define Marriage? A Very Expensive Way To Get You Laundry Done Free

Husband And Cat Lost... Reward For Cat

I Don't Believe In Divorce. I Believe In Widowhood

I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, & Pizza Delivery. Why Should I Leave The House?

I Just Got A Gun For My Wife - Good Trade

I Know Jack Shit... I Divorced Him!

I Refuse To Star In Your Psychodrama

I Started Out With Nothing And I Still Have Most Of It Left

I Still Miss My Ex-Husband, But My Aim Is Improving

I Tried To Drown My Troubles But She Learned How To Swim!

If I Throw A Stick, Will You Leave?

If I Want To Hear The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet, I'll Put Shoes On My Cat

If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be A Sacrament

If You Want A Stable Relationship, Get A Horse

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen

It Is True That Love Is Blind But Marriage Is Definitely An Eye-Opener

It Takes A Damn Good Man To Be Better Than None At All

It Takes A Damn Good Woman To Be Better Than None At All

It Used To Be Wine, Women & Song; Now It's Beer, The Old Lady & Tv

It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now

It's True That All Men Are Born Free... But Some Of Them Get Married

Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society

Ladies Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society

Lilith Wouldn't Submit - God Always Had A Problem With That

Listen To Women - For A Change

Love Is Blind But Marriage Is An Eye-Opener

Love Is One Long Sweet Dream, And Marriage Is The Alarm Clock

Macho Law Prohibits Me From Admitting I'm Wrong

Make Yourself At Home! Clean My Kitchen

Man And Woman Were Not Created Equal, But He'll Eventually Evolve

Man And Woman Were Not Created Equal, But She'll Eventually Evolve

Marriage Certificate Is Just Another Word For A Work Permit

Marriage Is A Thing Which Puts A Ring On A Woman's Finger And Two Under The Man's Eyes

Marriage Is An Attempt To Change A Night Owl Into A Homing Pigeon

Marriage Is An Institution In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor's Degree And The Woman Gets Her Masters

Marriage Is Grand -- And Divorce Is About 10 Grand

Marriage Is Love. Love Is Blind. Therefore Marriage Is An Institution For The Blind

Marriage Is Not A Word. It Is A Sentence... A Life Sentence!

Marriage Is Not Just Having A Wife But Also Worries Inherited Forever

Marriage Requires A Man To Prepare 4 Types Of "Rings": The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, The Suffe-Ring, The Endu-Ring

Married Men Don't Live Longer. It Only Seems Longer

Men Are From Earth. Women Are From Earth. Deal With It.

Men Are Idiots And I Married Their King

Men Are Like Bananas - The Older They Get, The Less Firm They Are

Men Are Like Bank Accounts - Without A Lot Of Money, They Don't Generate Much Interest

Men Are Like Bank Machines - Once They Withdraw They Lose Interest

Men Are Like Blenders - You Need One, But You're Not Quite Sure Why

Men Are Like Cement - After Getting Laid They Take Along Time To Get Hard

Men Are Like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, Smooth, And They Usually Head Right For Your Hips

Men Are Like Coffee - The Best Ones Are Rich Warm And Can Keep You Up All Night Long

Men Are Like Commercials - You Can’T Believe A Word They Say

Men Are Like Computers - Hard To Figure Out And Never Have Enough Memory

Men Are Like Coolers - Load Them With Beer And You Can Take Them Anywhere

Men Are Like Copiers - You Need Them For Reproduction, But That’S About It

Men Are Like Crystal - Some Look Real Good, But You Can Still See Right Thru Them

Men Are Like Curling Irons - They're Always Hot And They're Always In Your Hair

Men Are Like Dry Cleaners - Most Work Fast And Leave No Ring

Men Are Like Floor Tiles - If You Lay Them Right The First Time, You Can Walk All Over Them For Years

Men Are Like Government Bonds - They Take So Long To Mature

Men Are Like High Heels - They're Easy To Walk On Once You Get The Hang Of It

Men Are Like Horoscopes - They Always Tell You What To Do And Are Usually Wrong

Men Are Like Lava Lamps - Fun To Look At, But Not All That Bright

Men Are Like Laxatives - They Irritate The Shit Out Of You

Men Are Like Mascara - They Usually Run At The First Sign Of Emotion

Men Are Like Newborn Babies - They're Cute At First, But You Get Tired Of Cleaning Up Their Crap

Men Are Like Parking Spots - The Good Ones Are Already Taken And The Ones That Are Left Are Handicapped Or Extremely Small

Men Are Like Place Mats - They Only Show Up When There's Food On The Table

Men Are Like Popcorn - They Satisfy You, But Only For A Little While

Men Are Like Snow Storms - You Never Know When They're Coming, How Many Inches You’Ll Get Or How Long They Will Last

Men Are Like Used Cars - Both Are Easy-To-Get, Cheap, And Unreliable

Men Call Us Birds: We Pick Up Worms

Men Call Us Chicks: We Pick Up Worms

Men Can Stop Rape

Men Have Feelings Too, But Who Really Cares?

Men Like You Made Me This Way

Men Of Quality Respect Women's Equality

Mother-In-Law In Trunk

My Ex Got The Mercedes

My Ex-Wife's Other Car Is A Broom!

My Wife Had Her Hair Teased - It Looked More Like It Was Insulted

My Wife Keeps Complaining I Never Listen To Her... Or Something Like That.

My Wife Says If I Go Fishing One More Time, She's Leaving. I'm Sure Gonna Miss Her

My Wife? Yes. My Dog? Maybe. My Gun? Never.

Never Another Battered Woman

Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Five Days And Won't Die

Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes

Nice Perfume. Must You Marinate In It?

Not All Men Are Annoying. Some Are Dead.

Not All Women Are Annoying. Some Are Dead.

Peace On Earth Begins At Home. End Domestic Abuse

People Who Think They Know It All Really Annoy Those Of Us Who Do!

Practice Random Acts Of Intelligence & Senseless Acts Of Self-Control

Pregnant For 9 Months, In Labor For 2 Days, Breast Feeding For 6 Months, And All My Kid Says Is Da-Da!

Real Feminists Go Dutch!

Real Men Don't Ask Directions

Real Men Don't Use Violence

Real Men Don't Wear Bowties

Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges

Real Women Drive Trucks

Real Women Ride Motorcycles

Reproductive Rights For All Women

She Who Laughs, Lasts

So, You're A Feminist. Isn't That Cute?

Sorry, I Don't Date Outside My Species

Stop The War Against Men

Stop The War Against Women

Support Your Local Feminist

The Best Man For The Job May Be A Woman

The Best Way To A Man's Heart Is To Saw His Breast Plate Open

The Best Way To A Woman's Heart Is To Open Your Wallet

The Best Woman For The Job May Be A Man

The Four Stages Of Man Are Infancy, Childhood, Adolescence And Obsolescence

The More I Learn About Women, The More I Love My Harley

The Most Important Thing A Father Can Do For His Children Is To Love Their Mother

The Most Important Thing A Mother Can Do For Her Children Is To Love Their Father

The Only Time My Husband Is Right Is When He Admits He's Wrong

The Only Time My Wife Is Right Is When She Admits She's Wrong

Thelma And Louise Live

There Are Neanderthals Among Us Even Now

There Is One Man Whom Fate Has Destined For Each Of Us. If We Miss Him, We Are Saved

There Is One Woman Whom Fate Has Destined For Each Of Us. If We Miss Her, We Are Saved

They Say Marriages Are Made In Heaven...But So Are Thunder And Lightning!

They're Not Hot Flashes...They're Power Surges

Think Like A Man Of Action, Act Like A Man Of Thought

U.S. Out Of My Uterus

Uppity Women Unite

When A Man Has A Birthday He Takes A Day Off, But When A Woman Has A Birthday She Takes A Year Off

When A Man Holds A Woman's Hand Before Marriage, It's Love. After Marriage, It's Self-Defense!

When You're In Love, You're At The Mercy Of A Stranger

Which Came First? The Woman Or The Department Store?

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

Wife's A Bitch

Wild Women Don't Get The Blues

With Guns, Trucks, And Beer, Who Needs Women?

Woman Come And Go, But You Can Rely On A Truck

Women Are Great Leaders - You're Following One

Women Democrats Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!)

Women Like Silent Men, They Think They're Listening

Women Like You Made Me This Way

Women Republicans Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!)

Women Unite - Take Back The Night

Women Who Seek To Be Equal To Men Lack Ambition

Women's Virtue Is Man's Greatest Invention

You Always Get A Better Model If You Just Wait A Little Longer

You Can't Beat A Woman

You're A Feminist? Isn't That Cute!

You're Lost. Get Over It!