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Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.

NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size.
The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.


Battle Of The Sexes (193 Listings)

A Happy Marriage Is A Matter Of Giving And Taking; The Husband Gives And The Wife Takes (87)
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A Husband Is What Is Left Of The Lover After The Nerve Has Been Extracted (73)
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A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle (54)
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A Woman's Favorite Position Is CEO (34)
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A Woman's Place Is In The House... And The Senate (49)
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A Woman's Place Is In The Mall (30)
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Adultery Is Not A Family Value (30)
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets (47)
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All Men Are Created Equal... Poor Things (40)
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All Men Are Idiots, And I Married Their King! (45)
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All Our Problems Begin With Men (31)
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All Our Problems Begin With Women (33)
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An Erection Does Not Count As Personal Growth (45)
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Another Woman In Charge (23)
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Are Our Knuckles Dragging Again? (32)
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Are Those Your Eyeballs? I Found Them In My Cleavage. (53)
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Behind Every Successful Woman Is Herself (40)
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Both Of My Marriages Have Been Disappointing. My First Wife Left Me And My Second One Didn't (92)
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Castrate Rapists, Its The Only Way To Be Sure (45)
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Coffee, Chocolate, Men: Some Things Are Just Better Rich (56)
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Cosmetics: A Woman's Way Of Keeping A Man From Reading Between The Lines (72)
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Did I Mention The Kick In The Groin You'll Be Receiving If You Touch Me? (72)
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Do You Know What They Call A Woman Who Knows Where Her Husband Is Every Night? - A Widow (88)
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Domestic Violence Feeds On Silence (34)
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Don't Argue About What A Good Man Is. Be One! (45)
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Don't Argue About What A Good Woman Is. Be One! (47)
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Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That! (35)
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Drink 'Til She's Cute, But Stop Before The Wedding (50)
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Elect Clinton/Gore & Their Husbands (35)
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Eve Was Framed (14)
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Everything Else Belongs To Her (30)
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Ex-Boyfriend In Trunk (21)
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Ex-Girlfriend In Trunk (22)
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Ex-Husband In Trunk (19)
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Ex-Wife In Trunk (16)
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Feminism Is The Radical Notion That Women Are People (52)
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Feminism Spoken Here (20)
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Few Women Admit Their Age. Few Men Act Theirs (45)
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Free Your Mind Of Sexism (24)
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Get A New Car For Your Spouse - It'll Be A Great Trade (54)
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Grow Your Own Dope. Plant A Man. (32)
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Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like, Who Cares? (44)
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Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-In-Law On A Milk Carton (55)
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Have You Heard About The Three Rings Of Marriage? (49)
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Hell Hath No Fury Like The Lawyer Of A Woman Scorned (52)
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How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? (40)
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How Do Most Men Define Marriage? A Very Expensive Way To Get You Laundry Done Free (82)
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Husband And Cat Lost... Reward For Cat (38)
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I Don't Believe In Divorce. I Believe In Widowhood (50)
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I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, & Pizza Delivery. Why Should I Leave The House? (78)
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I Just Got A Gun For My Wife - Good Trade (41)
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I Know Jack Shit... I Divorced Him! (35)
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I Refuse To Star In Your Psychodrama (36)
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I Started Out With Nothing And I Still Have Most Of It Left (59)
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I Still Miss My Ex-Husband, But My Aim Is Improving (51)
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I Tried To Drown My Troubles But She Learned How To Swim! (57)
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If I Throw A Stick, Will You Leave? (35)
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If I Want To Hear The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet, I'll Put Shoes On My Cat (76)
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If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be A Sacrament (52)
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If You Want A Stable Relationship, Get A Horse (46)
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If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen (50)
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It Is True That Love Is Blind But Marriage Is Definitely An Eye-Opener (70)
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It Takes A Damn Good Man To Be Better Than None At All (54)
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It Takes A Damn Good Woman To Be Better Than None At All (56)
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It Used To Be Wine, Women & Song; Now It's Beer, The Old Lady & Tv (66)
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It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now (42)
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It's True That All Men Are Born Free... But Some Of Them Get Married (68)
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Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society (52)
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Ladies Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society (42)
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Lilith Wouldn't Submit - God Always Had A Problem With That (59)
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Listen To Women - For A Change (30)
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Love Is Blind But Marriage Is An Eye-Opener (43)
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Love Is One Long Sweet Dream, And Marriage Is The Alarm Clock (61)
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Macho Law Prohibits Me From Admitting I'm Wrong (47)
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Make Yourself At Home! Clean My Kitchen (39)
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Man And Woman Were Not Created Equal, But He'll Eventually Evolve (65)
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Man And Woman Were Not Created Equal, But She'll Eventually Evolve (66)
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Marriage Certificate Is Just Another Word For A Work Permit (59)
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Marriage Is A Thing Which Puts A Ring On A Woman's Finger And Two Under The Man's Eyes (86)
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Marriage Is An Attempt To Change A Night Owl Into A Homing Pigeon (65)
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Marriage Is An Institution In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor's Degree And The Woman Gets Her Masters (100)
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Marriage Is Grand -- And Divorce Is About 10 Grand (50)
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Marriage Is Love. Love Is Blind. Therefore Marriage Is An Institution For The Blind (83)
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Marriage Is Not A Word. It Is A Sentence... A Life Sentence! (60)
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Marriage Is Not Just Having A Wife But Also Worries Inherited Forever (69)
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Marriage Requires A Man To Prepare 4 Types Of "Rings": The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, The Suffe-Ring, The Endu-Ring (123)
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Married Men Don't Live Longer. It Only Seems Longer (51)
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Men Are From Earth. Women Are From Earth. Deal With It. (55)
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Men Are Idiots And I Married Their King (39)
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Men Are Like Bananas - The Older They Get, The Less Firm They Are (65)
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Men Are Like Bank Accounts - Without A Lot Of Money, They Don't Generate Much Interest (86)
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Men Are Like Bank Machines - Once They Withdraw They Lose Interest (66)
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Men Are Like Blenders - You Need One, But You're Not Quite Sure Why (67)
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Men Are Like Cement - After Getting Laid They Take Along Time To Get Hard (73)
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Men Are Like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, Smooth, And They Usually Head Right For Your Hips (86)
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Men Are Like Coffee - The Best Ones Are Rich Warm And Can Keep You Up All Night Long (84)
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Men Are Like Commercials - You Can’T Believe A Word They Say (60)
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Men Are Like Computers - Hard To Figure Out And Never Have Enough Memory (72)
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Men Are Like Coolers - Load Them With Beer And You Can Take Them Anywhere (73)
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Men Are Like Copiers - You Need Them For Reproduction, But That’S About It (74)
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Men Are Like Crystal - Some Look Real Good, But You Can Still See Right Thru Them (81)
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Men Are Like Curling Irons - They're Always Hot And They're Always In Your Hair (79)
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Men Are Like Dry Cleaners - Most Work Fast And Leave No Ring (60)
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Men Are Like Floor Tiles - If You Lay Them Right The First Time, You Can Walk All Over Them For Years (101)
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Men Are Like Government Bonds - They Take So Long To Mature (59)
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Men Are Like High Heels - They're Easy To Walk On Once You Get The Hang Of It (77)
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Men Are Like Horoscopes - They Always Tell You What To Do And Are Usually Wrong (79)
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Men Are Like Lava Lamps - Fun To Look At, But Not All That Bright (65)
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Men Are Like Laxatives - They Irritate The Shit Out Of You (58)
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Men Are Like Mascara - They Usually Run At The First Sign Of Emotion (68)
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Men Are Like Newborn Babies - They're Cute At First, But You Get Tired Of Cleaning Up Their Crap (96)
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Men Are Like Parking Spots - The Good Ones Are Already Taken And The Ones That Are Left Are Handicapped Or Extremely Small (122)
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Men Are Like Place Mats - They Only Show Up When There's Food On The Table (74)
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Men Are Like Popcorn - They Satisfy You, But Only For A Little While (68)
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Men Are Like Snow Storms - You Never Know When They're Coming, How Many Inches You’Ll Get Or How Long They Will Last (116)
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Men Are Like Used Cars - Both Are Easy-To-Get, Cheap, And Unreliable (68)
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Men Call Us Birds: We Pick Up Worms (35)
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Men Call Us Chicks: We Pick Up Worms (36)
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Men Can Stop Rape (17)
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Men Have Feelings Too, But Who Really Cares? (44)
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Men Like You Made Me This Way (29)
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Men Of Quality Respect Women's Equality (39)
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Mother-In-Law In Trunk (22)
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My Ex Got The Mercedes (22)
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My Ex-Wife's Other Car Is A Broom! (34)
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My Wife Had Her Hair Teased - It Looked More Like It Was Insulted (65)
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My Wife Keeps Complaining I Never Listen To Her... Or Something Like That. (75)
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My Wife Says If I Go Fishing One More Time, She's Leaving. I'm Sure Gonna Miss Her (82)
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My Wife? Yes. My Dog? Maybe. My Gun? Never. (43)
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Never Another Battered Woman (28)
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Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Five Days And Won't Die (60)
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Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes (26)
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Nice Perfume. Must You Marinate In It? (38)
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Not All Men Are Annoying. Some Are Dead. (40)
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Not All Women Are Annoying. Some Are Dead. (42)
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Peace On Earth Begins At Home. End Domestic Abuse (49)
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People Who Think They Know It All Really Annoy Those Of Us Who Do! (66)
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Practice Random Acts Of Intelligence & Senseless Acts Of Self-Control (69)
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Pregnant For 9 Months, In Labor For 2 Days, Breast Feeding For 6 Months, And All My Kid Says Is Da-Da! (102)
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Real Feminists Go Dutch! (24)
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Real Men Don't Ask Directions (29)
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Real Men Don't Use Violence (27)
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Real Men Don't Wear Bowties (27)
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Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges (57)
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Real Women Drive Trucks (23)
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Real Women Ride Motorcycles (27)
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Reproductive Rights For All Women (33)
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She Who Laughs, Lasts (21)
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So, You're A Feminist. Isn't That Cute? (39)
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Sorry, I Don't Date Outside My Species (38)
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Stop The War Against Men (24)
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Stop The War Against Women (26)
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Support Your Local Feminist (27)
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The Best Man For The Job May Be A Woman (39)
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The Best Way To A Man's Heart Is To Saw His Breast Plate Open (61)
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The Best Way To A Woman's Heart Is To Open Your Wallet (54)
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The Best Woman For The Job May Be A Man (39)
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The Four Stages Of Man Are Infancy, Childhood, Adolescence And Obsolescence (75)
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The More I Learn About Women, The More I Love My Harley (55)
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The Most Important Thing A Father Can Do For His Children Is To Love Their Mother (81)
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The Most Important Thing A Mother Can Do For Her Children Is To Love Their Father (81)
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The Only Time My Husband Is Right Is When He Admits He's Wrong (62)
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The Only Time My Wife Is Right Is When She Admits She's Wrong (61)
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Thelma And Louise Live (22)
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There Are Neanderthals Among Us Even Now (40)
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There Is One Man Whom Fate Has Destined For Each Of Us. If We Miss Him, We Are Saved (84)
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There Is One Woman Whom Fate Has Destined For Each Of Us. If We Miss Her, We Are Saved (86)
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They Say Marriages Are Made In Heaven...But So Are Thunder And Lightning! (73)
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They're Not Hot Flashes...They're Power Surges (46)
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Think Like A Man Of Action, Act Like A Man Of Thought (53)
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U.S. Out Of My Uterus (21)
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Uppity Women Unite (18)
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When A Man Has A Birthday He Takes A Day Off, But When A Woman Has A Birthday She Takes A Year Off (98)
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When A Man Holds A Woman's Hand Before Marriage, It's Love. After Marriage, It's Self-Defense! (94)
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When You're In Love, You're At The Mercy Of A Stranger (54)
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Which Came First? The Woman Or The Department Store? (52)
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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? (32)
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Wife's A Bitch (14)
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Wild Women Don't Get The Blues (30)
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With Guns, Trucks, And Beer, Who Needs Women? (45)
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Woman Come And Go, But You Can Rely On A Truck (46)
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Women Are Great Leaders - You're Following One (46)
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Women Democrates Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!) (63)
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Women Like Silent Men, They Think They're Listening (51)
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Women Like You Made Me This Way (31)
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Women Republicans Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!) (64)
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Women Unite - Take Back The Night (33)
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Women Who Seek To Be Equal To Men Lack Ambition (47)
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Women's Virtue Is Man's Greatest Invention (42)
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You Always Get A Better Model If You Just Wait A Little Longer (62)
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You Can't Beat A Woman (22)
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You're A Feminist? Isn't That Cute! (35)
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You're Lost. Get Over It! (25)
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