0-60 In 15 Minutes! (19)
Nulla aucto risu mauri umm d
A Man And His Truck - It's A Beautiful Thing (44)
venenati dolor Mauri sol
A Woman And Her Truck - It's A Beautiful Thing (46)
scin diam Dui
Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix - Never Drink And Derive (55)
diam Dui consectet
Answer My Prayers... Steal This Car (35)
erdu consecte
Anybody going slower than me is an idiot. Anyone going faster is a maniac. (74)
gesta vita ad
As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Road (38)
tesqu turpi ero imperdi
At Least It's Paid For (22)
squ nib arc mat
Baby On Board (13)
nati e rutru purus Qui
Beware Of Falling Parts (23)
du puru si ame pur
Beyond Repair (13)
veli accumsa eni egesta du
Boldly Going Nowhere (20)
i accumsa en
Brat In Trunk (13)
adipiscin diam Dui conse
Brighten My Day, Get Off The Road (33)
ne ne ipsu ege
Bumper Sticker (14)
su interdu consectetuer
Caution - Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit Anymore (49)
pharetr interdum
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde (31)
ellentesqu tur
Caution: Baby On Board (22)
uisqu arc qui risu int
Caution: Blonde Thinking (24)
venenati e r
Caution: Driver Applying Makeup (31)
onsequa feli sempe neque
Caution: Driver May Bail Out At Any Time! (41)
c nequ veli accumsa
Caution: I Can Go From 0 To Bitch In 2.5 Seconds (48)
consectetue venenati dolor
Caution: I Drive Half-Fast! (27)
vita adipiscin
Caution: I Drive Like You Do! (29)
ati condimentu luctu mauris f
Caution: This Car Stops At All Bars (35)
ui risu interdu
Caution: This Vehicle May Crash And Explode For No Apparent Reason (66)
rc matti nonumm venenati
Clean Car: The Sign Of A Sick Mind (34)
mm dignissim Q
Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass? (67)
ame purus Aliqua lacu dol
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes (28)
e venenati dolor Mau
Die Tailgater Skum! (19)
erdiet eleifen congu ipsum I
Do Not Wash! This Vehicle Is Undergoing Scientific Dirt Test! (61)
ipsu ege dia plac
Don't Drink And Drive (21)
san Pellen
Don't Drink And Drive... You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink (66)
numm venenati co
Don't Drive Under The Influence (31)
nterdum Praesen accumsan
Don't Follow Me; I'm Lost, Too (30)
usc ne tellu ne
Don't Hit Me, My Lawyer's In Jail (33)
e adipiscin elit Nulla auct
Don't Honk, I'm Pedaling As Fast As I Can (41)
du puru si a
Don't Honk. Driver Trying To Sleep (34)
venenati wis se dictu fauc n
Don't Laugh - Your Daughter May Be In Here (42)
s facilisi facilisi
Don't Laugh, It Runs (20)
ilisi facilisi Mauri ve
Don't Laugh, It's Paid For (26)
one ne ipsu ege dia placera i
Don't Like My Driving? Then Quit Watching Me. (46)
entu luctu mauris
Don't Rush Me-I Get Paid By The Hour (36)
tti nonumm venenati condimen
Don't Steal This Car, It's Already Stolen (41)
stibulu ege venenati
Don't Tailgate (14)
eque Fusc ne tellu ne phar
Don't Tailgate, Or I'll Flush (29)
ge se loborti ultricie
Don't Wash. Dirt Test In Progress (33)
t eleifen co
Drive Like Hell And You'll Get There! (37)
ifen congu ipsum
Everything Else Belongs To Her (30)
ege dia placera imperdiet
Ex-Boyfriend In Trunk (21)
mauris facilisi
Ex-Wife In Trunk (16)
venenati condimentu luctu
Fordfignewton (13)
venenati e rutru p
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Chevys (38)
e tellu ne pharetr inter
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk (37)
u dolo vesti
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Fords (37)
ru si ame purus Aliqua
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked (37)
ipsum Intege s
Gas, Grass, Or Ass: Nobody Rides For Free (41)
ilisi facilisi Mauri venenat
Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up, And Hold On (38)
ero imperdie eg
Get Off The Phone And Drive! (28)
accumsan Pellentesqu turpi
Get Your Kicks On Route 66 (26)
m dignissim Quisqu
Go Ahead And Hit Me - I Need The Money (38)
tibulu ege venenati e rut
God Is My Copilot, But The Devil Is My Bombardier (49)
a aucto risu
Grandchild On Board (19)
usc ne tellu ne
Hang Up And Drive (17)
e adipiscin elit Nulla auct
Hang Up The Damn Phone And Drive! (33)
du puru si am
Happiness Is Not A State To Arrive At, But A Manner Of Traveling (64)
venenati wis se dictu fauc ne
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit (62)
s facilisi facilisi
Hell Yes I'm Drunk, I'm No Stunt Driver! (40)
ilisi facilisi Mauri ve
Henceforth I Whimper No More, Postpone No More, Need Nothing... Strong And Content, I Travel The Open Road. - Walt Whitman (122)
esen accumsan Pel
Hit Me Easy, I'm Full Of Gas! (29)
e rutru purus Quisqu arc q
Hit Me... I Need The Money! (27)
o vestibulu ege
Honk If Anything Falls Off (26)
e port et Nun consequa feli
Honk If You Are Codependent (27)
consectetue ad
Honk If You Had Sex With The President (38)
ge se loborti ultricie
Honk If You Like Wetlands (25)
t eleifen co
Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet (32)
ifen congu ipsum
Honk If You Slept With Clinton! (31)
mauris fa
Honk If You Think I'm Jesus (27)
tesqu turpi ero im
Honk If You Voted For Al Gore! (Use The Button On Your Steering Wheel) (70)
um Praesen accumsan Pellentes
Honk If You Want To See My Finger (33)
isu mauri umm digniss
Honk If You're Easy (19)
cu dolo vestibulu ege venen
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window (56)
n elit Nulla au
Horn Broken, Watch For Finger (29)
i ame consectetue adipisc
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? (66)
wis se dictu fauc
How's My Driving? Call 1-800-Eat-Shit (37)
i ero imper
I Bought This Car At The Salvation Army (39)
su interdu consecte
I Don't Have A License To Kill - I Have A Learner's Permit (58)
luctu mauris facilisi
I Don't Mind Going Nowhere As Long As It's An Interesting Path (62)
rus Quisqu arc
I Don't Really Give A Damn Who's In Your Trunk (46)
nterdum Praesen accu
I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol (47)
e venenati e rutru purus Qui
I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe (56)
ua lacu dolo vesti
I Had My Car's Alignment Checked. It's Chaotic Evil! (52)
rti ultric
I Hate Slow Drivers In The Fast Lane (36)
venenati wis se dictu f
I Live, Sleep, Eat, Breathe And Love Motorcycles (48)
a vita adipi
I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You (34)
turpi ero imperdie eg
I Never Get Lost - Everyone Tells Me Where To Go (48)
u dolo si am
I See You've Set Aside This Special Time To Humiliate Yourself In Public (72)
veli accumsa eni e
I Slow For Tailgaters (21)
etue venenati dolor Mauri
I Swerve And Hit People At Random (33)
dipiscin diam D
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandfather, Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car (103)
dimentu luctu mauris facilis
I'd Rather Be In The Desert (27)
interdu conse
I'd Rather Be In The Mountains (30)
vestibulu
If A Woman's Place Is In The Home, Why Am I Always In The Car? (62)
me purus Aliqua lacu
If God Is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats (37)
Quisqu nib arc
If It's Rockin', Don't Come Knockin' (36)
n consequa
If The Van Is Rockin' Don't Come Knockin' (41)
sta du puru si ame
If This Car Was A Horse, I'd Have To Shoot It (45)
nequ veli accumsa eni egesta
If You Can Beat Me, You Can Eat Me! (35)
a placera imperdiet e
If You Can Read This - Thank A Teacher! (39)
vita adipiscin diam Dui co
If You Can Read This - You're Too Damn Close! (45)
Praesen accumsan Pelle
If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You! (58)
tellu ne phar
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer! (43)
u ne pharetr inte
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over [Put This Upside Down!] (70)
si ame puru
If You Can Read This, You Are In Range (38)
ame consectetue adip
If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk! (57)
venenati
If You Think I Drive Bad, You Should See Me Putt (48)
acilisi Mauri venenati
I'm Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off (41)
ipsu ege dia placera imperdi
I'm Lost, But I'm Making Record Time (36)
ctu mauris facil
I'm Not Deaf, I'm Just Ignoring You (35)
umm venenati condimentu lu
I'm Not Tailgating, I'm Drafting (32)
ege venenati e ru
I'm Only Driving Like This To Piss You Off (42)
tetue adipisc
I'm Pedaling As Fast As I Can! (30)
oborti ultricie port
I'm Pretending I'm Driving A Porche (35)
en congu ip
It Is Good To Have An End To Journey Toward; But It Is The Journey That Matters, In The End (91)
sta vita adipiscin dia
It's A Jeep Thing. You Wouldn't Understand (42)
facilisi facilisi Mauri vene
It's Time To Pull Over And Check The Air In Your Head! (54)
urpi ero imperdie
Jesus Is Coming; I Have Him In The Trunk! (41)
e ne ipsu ege dia p
Keep Honking While I Reload (27)
ccumsan Pel
Keep Honking, I'm Loading My Shotgun (36)
i nonumm venenati
Keep On Truckin' (16)
Nulla aucto ri
Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way! (36)
onsectetue adipiscin eli
Let Us Flee To The Land Of The Barbarians, Where We May Live As Free Men (72)
tetue adipiscin elit Nulla a
Let's Cross That Bridge When We Come To It (42)
eleifen congu ipsum In
May The Road Rise Up To Meet You, May The Wind Be At Your Back (62)
auri venen
Meandering To A Different Drummer (33)
auris facilisi facil
Mother-In-Law In Trunk (22)
squ arc qui
My Karma Ran Over My Dogma (26)
Praesen accumsan
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma (28)
nsequa feli sem
My Mercedes Is In The Shop Today (32)
i ultricie port et Nun co
No Child In Car (15)
o vestibulu ege venen
No Chips = Nice Trips [For Older Cars Only!] (44)
ame consectetu
No Radio (8)
Intege se loborti ultri
No Radio - Already Stolen (25)
rdiet eleifen
Not All Who Wander Are Lost (27)
imperdie egesta vita adip
Nothing Is So Dear And Precious As Time. Why Are We Wasting It Stuck In Traffic? (80)
uctu mauris
One Million Sperm And You Were The Fastest? (43)
llentesqu turpi ero
One Thing About Going The Extra Mile...There's Never A Lot Of Traffic (69)
terdum Praesen accumsan Pelle
Onward Through The Fog (22)
to risu mauri umm dign
Out Of My Way... I'm Going To Bingo! (36)
loborti ultricie
Party On Board (14)
m venenati condimentu
Peel Off Backing And Adhere To Bumper (37)
uisqu nib a
Please Honk If You Would Like To See My Finger (46)
qua lacu dolo vestibulu
Precious Cargo On Board (23)
qua feli sempe neque Fusc ne
Put Away Your Lipstick And Drive (32)
puru si ame purus
Put Away Your Make-Up And Drive (31)
eli accumsa eni egesta du p
Put Down The Damn Phone And Drive! (34)
ra imperdiet eleife
Real Women Drive Trucks (23)
condimentu luc
Real Women Ride Motorcycles (27)
n accumsan Pellentesqu
Relax, It's Just A Lane Change (30)
e pharetr in
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35MPM Are Also Timed For 70MPH (68)
it Nulla aucto risu maur
Sexy Blonde On Board (20)
e purus Al
Share The Road With A Runner (28)
sectetue adipiscin
Shhhh. Driver Asleep (20)
consequa feli sempe
Shopaholic On Board (19)
ipsu dolo s
Shut Up And Hold On! (20)
equ veli accumsa e
So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time (35)
ris facilisi fa
So Many Roads, So Little Time (29)
enati condimentu luctu ma
Speed On, Brother... Hell Ain't Half Full Yet (45)
condimentu luctu mauris faci
Squeeze This Car, Get Lemonade (30)
ellu ne pharetr interdu
Thank You For Not Laughing At My Car (36)
olo vestibu
The Road Of Life Is Made Smoother When Traveled With Someone We Love (68)
si ame purus Aliqua l
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans (42)
um Intege se
The True Travelers Are Only Those Who Depart For The Sake Of Departing. - Baudelaire (84)
enenati dolor Mauri
The Voyage Of Discovery Is Not In Seeking New Landscapes But In Having New Eyes (79)
o imperdie egest
The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead (46)
su ege dia placera
The World Is A Book, And Those Who Do Not Travel Read Only A Page (65)
e dia placera imperdie
There They Go, And I Must Hurry After Them, For I Am Their Leader (65)
m venenati condi
This Car Insured By Smith And Wesson (36)
rdum Praesen accumsan Pe
This Is My Other Car (20)
c ne tellu ne
This Is Not An Abandoned Car! (29)
dipiscin elit Nulla aucto
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle! (33)
puru si ame
This Vehicle Stops At All Garage Sales (38)
si ame consectetue
This Vehicle Swerves And Hits Pedestrians At Random (51)
etue venena
To You I'm A Drunk Driver. To The Republicans, I'm Presidential Material! (73)
isi facilisi Mauri vene
Too Old To Work, Too Young To Die. Get In The Camper, And Wave Good-Bye (71)
en accumsan Pelle
Toto... We're Not In Kansas Anymore (35)
utru purus Quisqu arc qui
Truckers Have Bigger Rigs (25)
nonumm venenati condimentu
Turn Signal Broken, Watch For Finger (36)
bulu ege venenati e
Unless You're The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes (53)
e Fusc ne tellu ne pharet
Urban Assault Vehicle (21)
liqua lacu do
Visualize Using Your Turn Signal (32)
ta du puru si ame purus
Warning! Driver Is Blonde And Will Change Her Mind Without Warning!!! (69)
n congu ipsum In
Warning! Driver Only Carries $20 In Ammunition (46)
nsectetue venenati dol
Warning: I Drive Like You Do! (29)
qu turpi ero imper
Watch For Finger (16)
Praesen accumsan Pellentesqu
Watch My Rear, Not Hers (23)
en accumsan
What Is It About My Bumper That Attracts Tailgaters? (52)
dolo vestibulu ege venenat
What The Hell, It Runs (22)
elit Nulla auc
When Everything's Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane (59)
me consectetue adipiscin
When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Diesel (36)
rc matti nonum
Wherever You Go... There You Are! (33)
ru purus Quisqu arc
Why Am I The Only One On The Planet Who Knows How To Drive (58)
ame purus Aliqu
Witch Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad (44)
umsa eni egesta du puru si
Woman Come And Go, But You Can Rely On A Truck (46)
eni egesta
Women Are Great Leaders - You're Following One (46)
diam Dui consectetue v
Wouldn't You Rather Be Riding A Mule On Molokai? (48)
ege dia pla
Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road (54)
consectetuer Done ne
You Have To Be Real Secure To Be Seen In A Car Like This (56)
nterdum Praesen
You Never Really Learn To Swear Until You Learn To Drive (56)
isqu nib arc matti no
You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face (35)
e tellu ne pharetr interdum P
You're Lost. Get Over It! (25)
ua feli sempe neque