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It's the wildest, wackiest collection on the Web! Over 2000 "Classic & Current" messages, from silly to serious, from crude to classy, from raunchy to refined... They're all here! Search by category, or enter keywords into the search box below. And if you don't like these, just type in your own custom message!
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Driving (211 Listings)
0-60 In 15 Minutes!
A Man And His Truck - It's A Beautiful Thing
A Woman And Her Truck - It's A Beautiful Thing
Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix - Never Drink And Derive
Answer My Prayers... Steal This Car
Anybody going slower than me is an idiot. Anyone going faster is a maniac.
As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Road
At Least It's Paid For
Baby On Board
Beware Of Falling Parts
Beyond Repair
Boldly Going Nowhere
Brat In Trunk
Brighten My Day, Get Off The Road
Bumper Sticker
Caution - Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit Anymore
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
Caution: Baby On Board
Caution: Blonde Thinking
Caution: Driver Applying Makeup
Caution: Driver May Bail Out At Any Time!
Caution: I Can Go From 0 To Bitch In 2.5 Seconds
Caution: I Drive Half-Fast!
Caution: I Drive Like You Do!
Caution: This Car Stops At All Bars
Caution: This Vehicle May Crash And Explode For No Apparent Reason
Clean Car: The Sign Of A Sick Mind
Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
Die Tailgater Scum!
Do Not Wash! This Vehicle Is Undergoing Scientific Dirt Test!
Don't Drink And Drive
Don't Drink And Drive... You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink
Don't Drive Under The Influence
Don't Follow Me; I'm Lost, Too
Don't Hit Me, My Lawyer's In Jail
Don't Honk, I'm Pedaling As Fast As I Can
Don't Honk. Driver Trying To Sleep
Don't Laugh - Your Daughter May Be In Here
Don't Laugh, It Runs
Don't Laugh, It's Paid For
Don't Like My Driving? Then Quit Watching Me.
Don't Rush Me-I Get Paid By The Hour
Don't Steal This Car, It's Already Stolen
Don't Tailgate
Don't Tailgate, Or I'll Flush
Don't Wash. Dirt Test In Progress
Drive Like Hell And You'll Get There!
Everything Else Belongs To Her
Ex-Boyfriend In Trunk
Ex-Wife In Trunk
Fordfignewton
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Chevys
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Fords
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked
Gas, Grass, Or Ass: Nobody Rides For Free
Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up, And Hold On
Get Off The Phone And Drive!
Get Your Kicks On Route 66
Go Ahead And Hit Me - I Need The Money
God Is My Copilot, But The Devil Is My Bombardier
Grandchild On Board
Hang Up And Drive
Hang Up The Damn Phone And Drive!
Happiness Is Not A State To Arrive At, But A Manner Of Traveling
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
Hell Yes I'm Drunk, I'm No Stunt Driver!
Henceforth I Whimper No More, Postpone No More, Need Nothing... Strong And Content, I Travel The Open Road. - Walt Whitman
Hit Me Easy, I'm Full Of Gas!
Hit Me... I Need The Money!
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Honk If You Are Co-Dependent
Honk If You Had Sex With The President
Honk If You Like Wetlands
Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet
Honk If You Slept With Clinton!
Honk If You Think I'm Jesus
Honk If You Voted For Al Gore! (Use The Button On Your Steering Wheel)
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
Honk If You're Easy
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
Horn Broken, Watch For Finger
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
How's My Driving? Call 1-800-Eat-Shit
I Bought This Car At The Salvation Army
I Don't Have A License To Kill - I Have A Learner's Permit
I Don't Mind Going Nowhere As Long As It's An Interesting Path
I Don't Really Give A Damn Who's In Your Trunk
I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol
I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe
I Had My Car's Alignment Checked. It's Chaotic Evil!
I Hate Slow Drivers In The Fast Lane
I Live, Sleep, Eat, Breathe And Love Motorcycles
I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You
I Never Get Lost - Everyone Tells Me Where To Go
I See You've Set Aside This Special Time To Humiliate Yourself In Public
I Slow For Tailgaters
I Swerve And Hit People At Random
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandfather, Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car
I'd Rather Be In The Desert
I'd Rather Be In The Mountains
If A Woman's Place Is In The Home, Why Am I Always In The Car?
If God Is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats
If It's Rockin', Don't Come Knockin'
If The Van Is Rockin' Don't Come Knockin'
If This Car Was A Horse, I'd Have To Shoot It
If You Can Beat Me, You Can Eat Me!
If You Can Read This - Thank A Teacher!
If You Can Read This - You're Too Damn Close!
If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You!
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over [Put This Upside Down!]
If You Can Read This, You Are In Range
If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk!
If You Think I Drive Bad, You Should See Me Putt
I'm Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off
I'm Lost, But I'm Making Record Time
I'm Not Deaf, I'm Just Ignoring You
I'm Not Tailgating, I'm Drafting
I'm Only Driving Like This To Piss You Off
I'm Pedaling As Fast As I Can!
I'm Pretending I'm Driving A Porsche
It Is Good To Have An End To Journey Toward; But It Is The Journey That Matters, In The End
It's A Jeep Thing. You Wouldn't Understand
It's Time To Pull Over And Check The Air In Your Head!
Jesus Is Coming; I Have Him In The Trunk!
Keep Honking While I Reload
Keep Honking, I'm Loading My Shotgun
Keep On Truckin'
Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way!
Let Us Flee To The Land Of The Barbarians, Where We May Live As Free Men
Let's Cross That Bridge When We Come To It
May The Road Rise Up To Meet You, May The Wind Be At Your Back
Meandering To A Different Drummer
Mother-In-Law In Trunk
My Karma Ran Over My Dogma
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
My Mercedes Is In The Shop Today
No Child In Car
No Chips = Nice Trips [For Older Cars Only!]
No Radio
No Radio - Already Stolen
Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Nothing Is So Dear And Precious As Time. Why Are We Wasting It Stuck In Traffic?
One Million Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
One Thing About Going The Extra Mile...There's Never A Lot Of Traffic
Onward Through The Fog
Out Of My Way... I'm Going To Bingo!
Party On Board
Peel Off Backing And Adhere To Bumper
Please Honk If You Would Like To See My Finger
Precious Cargo On Board
Put Away Your Lipstick And Drive
Put Away Your Make-Up And Drive
Put Down The Damn Phone And Drive!
Real Women Drive Trucks
Real Women Ride Motorcycles
Relax, It's Just A Lane Change
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35MPM Are Also Timed For 70MPH
Sexy Blonde On Board
Share The Road With A Runner
Shhhh. Driver Asleep
Shopaholic On Board
Shut Up And Hold On!
So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time
So Many Roads, So Little Time
Speed On, Brother... Hell Ain't Half Full Yet
Squeeze This Car, Get Lemonade
Thank You For Not Laughing At My Car
The Road Of Life Is Made Smoother When Traveled With Someone We Love
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans
The True Travelers Are Only Those Who Depart For The Sake Of Departing. - Baudelaire
The Voyage Of Discovery Is Not In Seeking New Landscapes But In Having New Eyes
The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead
The World Is A Book, And Those Who Do Not Travel Read Only A Page
There They Go, And I Must Hurry After Them, For I Am Their Leader
This Car Insured By Smith And Wesson
This Is My Other Car
This Is Not An Abandoned Car!
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle!
This Vehicle Stops At All Garage Sales
This Vehicle Swerves And Hits Pedestrians At Random
To You I'm A Drunk Driver. To The Republicans, I'm Presidential Material!
Too Old To Work, Too Young To Die. Get In The Camper, And Wave Good-Bye
Toto... We're Not In Kansas Anymore
Truckers Have Bigger Rigs
Turn Signal Broken, Watch For Finger
Unless You're The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes
Urban Assault Vehicle
Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
Warning! Driver Is Blonde And Will Change Her Mind Without Warning!!!
Warning! Driver Only Carries $20 In Ammunition
Warning: I Drive Like You Do!
Watch For Finger
Watch My Rear, Not Hers
What Is It About My Bumper That Attracts Tailgaters?
What The Hell, It Runs
When Everything's Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane
When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Diesel
Wherever You Go... There You Are!
Why Am I The Only One On The Planet Who Knows How To Drive
Witch Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad
Woman Come And Go, But You Can Rely On A Truck
Women Are Great Leaders - You're Following One
Wouldn't You Rather Be Riding A Mule On Molokai?
Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road
You Have To Be Real Secure To Be Seen In A Car Like This
You Never Really Learn To Swear Until You Learn To Drive
You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face
You're Lost. Get Over It!
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