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How To Customize and Order a Bumper Sticker or Magnetic Sign

Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.

NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size.
The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.


Driving (211 Listings)

0-60 In 15 Minutes! (19)
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A Man And His Truck - It's A Beautiful Thing (44)
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A Woman And Her Truck - It's A Beautiful Thing (46)
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Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix - Never Drink And Derive (55)
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Answer My Prayers... Steal This Car (35)
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Anybody going slower than me is an idiot. Anyone going faster is a maniac. (74)
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As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Road (38)
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At Least It's Paid For (22)
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Baby On Board (13)
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Beware Of Falling Parts (23)
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Beyond Repair (13)
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Boldly Going Nowhere (20)
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Brat In Trunk (13)
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Brighten My Day, Get Off The Road (33)
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Bumper Sticker (14)
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Caution - Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit Anymore (49)
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde (31)
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Caution: Baby On Board (22)
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Caution: Blonde Thinking (24)
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Caution: Driver Applying Makeup (31)
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Caution: Driver May Bail Out At Any Time! (41)
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Caution: I Can Go From 0 To Bitch In 2.5 Seconds (48)
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Caution: I Drive Half-Fast! (27)
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Caution: I Drive Like You Do! (29)
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Caution: This Car Stops At All Bars (35)
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Caution: This Vehicle May Crash And Explode For No Apparent Reason (66)
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Clean Car: The Sign Of A Sick Mind (34)
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Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass? (67)
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes (28)
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Die Tailgater Skum! (19)
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Do Not Wash! This Vehicle Is Undergoing Scientific Dirt Test! (61)
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Don't Drink And Drive (21)
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Don't Drink And Drive... You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink (66)
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Don't Drive Under The Influence (31)
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Don't Follow Me; I'm Lost, Too (30)
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Don't Hit Me, My Lawyer's In Jail (33)
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Don't Honk, I'm Pedaling As Fast As I Can (41)
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Don't Honk. Driver Trying To Sleep (34)
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Don't Laugh - Your Daughter May Be In Here (42)
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Don't Laugh, It Runs (20)
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Don't Laugh, It's Paid For (26)
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Don't Like My Driving? Then Quit Watching Me. (46)
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Don't Rush Me-I Get Paid By The Hour (36)
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Don't Steal This Car, It's Already Stolen (41)
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Don't Tailgate (14)
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Don't Tailgate, Or I'll Flush (29)
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Don't Wash. Dirt Test In Progress (33)
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Drive Like Hell And You'll Get There! (37)
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Everything Else Belongs To Her (30)
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Ex-Boyfriend In Trunk (21)
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Ex-Wife In Trunk (16)
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Fordfignewton (13)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Chevys (38)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk (37)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Fords (37)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked (37)
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Gas, Grass, Or Ass: Nobody Rides For Free (41)
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Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up, And Hold On (38)
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Get Off The Phone And Drive! (28)
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Get Your Kicks On Route 66 (26)
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Go Ahead And Hit Me - I Need The Money (38)
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God Is My Copilot, But The Devil Is My Bombardier (49)
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Grandchild On Board (19)
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Hang Up And Drive (17)
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Hang Up The Damn Phone And Drive! (33)
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Happiness Is Not A State To Arrive At, But A Manner Of Traveling (64)
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit (62)
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Hell Yes I'm Drunk, I'm No Stunt Driver! (40)
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Henceforth I Whimper No More, Postpone No More, Need Nothing... Strong And Content, I Travel The Open Road. - Walt Whitman (122)
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Hit Me Easy, I'm Full Of Gas! (29)
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Hit Me... I Need The Money! (27)
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Honk If Anything Falls Off (26)
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Honk If You Are Codependent (27)
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Honk If You Had Sex With The President (38)
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Honk If You Like Wetlands (25)
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Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet (32)
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Honk If You Slept With Clinton! (31)
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Honk If You Think I'm Jesus (27)
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Honk If You Voted For Al Gore! (Use The Button On Your Steering Wheel) (70)
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Honk If You Want To See My Finger (33)
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Honk If You're Easy (19)
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window (56)
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Horn Broken, Watch For Finger (29)
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? (66)
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How's My Driving? Call 1-800-Eat-Shit (37)
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I Bought This Car At The Salvation Army (39)
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I Don't Have A License To Kill - I Have A Learner's Permit (58)
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I Don't Mind Going Nowhere As Long As It's An Interesting Path (62)
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I Don't Really Give A Damn Who's In Your Trunk (46)
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I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol (47)
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I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe (56)
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I Had My Car's Alignment Checked. It's Chaotic Evil! (52)
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I Hate Slow Drivers In The Fast Lane (36)
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I Live, Sleep, Eat, Breathe And Love Motorcycles (48)
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I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You (34)
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I Never Get Lost - Everyone Tells Me Where To Go (48)
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I See You've Set Aside This Special Time To Humiliate Yourself In Public (72)
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I Slow For Tailgaters (21)
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I Swerve And Hit People At Random (33)
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I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandfather, Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car (103)
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I'd Rather Be In The Desert (27)
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I'd Rather Be In The Mountains (30)
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If A Woman's Place Is In The Home, Why Am I Always In The Car? (62)
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If God Is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats (37)
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If It's Rockin', Don't Come Knockin' (36)
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If The Van Is Rockin' Don't Come Knockin' (41)
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If This Car Was A Horse, I'd Have To Shoot It (45)
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If You Can Beat Me, You Can Eat Me! (35)
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If You Can Read This - Thank A Teacher! (39)
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If You Can Read This - You're Too Damn Close! (45)
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If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You! (58)
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer! (43)
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If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over [Put This Upside Down!] (70)
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If You Can Read This, You Are In Range (38)
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If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk! (57)
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If You Think I Drive Bad, You Should See Me Putt (48)
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I'm Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off (41)
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I'm Lost, But I'm Making Record Time (36)
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I'm Not Deaf, I'm Just Ignoring You (35)
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I'm Not Tailgating, I'm Drafting (32)
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I'm Only Driving Like This To Piss You Off (42)
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I'm Pedaling As Fast As I Can! (30)
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I'm Pretending I'm Driving A Porche (35)
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It Is Good To Have An End To Journey Toward; But It Is The Journey That Matters, In The End (91)
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It's A Jeep Thing. You Wouldn't Understand (42)
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It's Time To Pull Over And Check The Air In Your Head! (54)
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Jesus Is Coming; I Have Him In The Trunk! (41)
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Keep Honking While I Reload (27)
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Keep Honking, I'm Loading My Shotgun (36)
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Keep On Truckin' (16)
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Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way! (36)
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Let Us Flee To The Land Of The Barbarians, Where We May Live As Free Men (72)
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Let's Cross That Bridge When We Come To It (42)
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May The Road Rise Up To Meet You, May The Wind Be At Your Back (62)
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Meandering To A Different Drummer (33)
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Mother-In-Law In Trunk (22)
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My Karma Ran Over My Dogma (26)
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My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma (28)
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My Mercedes Is In The Shop Today (32)
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No Child In Car (15)
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No Chips = Nice Trips [For Older Cars Only!] (44)
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No Radio (8)
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No Radio - Already Stolen (25)
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Not All Who Wander Are Lost (27)
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Nothing Is So Dear And Precious As Time. Why Are We Wasting It Stuck In Traffic? (80)
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One Million Sperm And You Were The Fastest? (43)
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One Thing About Going The Extra Mile...There's Never A Lot Of Traffic (69)
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Onward Through The Fog (22)
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Out Of My Way... I'm Going To Bingo! (36)
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Party On Board (14)
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Peel Off Backing And Adhere To Bumper (37)
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Please Honk If You Would Like To See My Finger (46)
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Precious Cargo On Board (23)
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Put Away Your Lipstick And Drive (32)
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Put Away Your Make-Up And Drive (31)
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Put Down The Damn Phone And Drive! (34)
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Real Women Drive Trucks (23)
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Real Women Ride Motorcycles (27)
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Relax, It's Just A Lane Change (30)
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35MPM Are Also Timed For 70MPH (68)
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Sexy Blonde On Board (20)
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Share The Road With A Runner (28)
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Shhhh. Driver Asleep (20)
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Shopaholic On Board (19)
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Shut Up And Hold On! (20)
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So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time (35)
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So Many Roads, So Little Time (29)
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Speed On, Brother... Hell Ain't Half Full Yet (45)
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Squeeze This Car, Get Lemonade (30)
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Thank You For Not Laughing At My Car (36)
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The Road Of Life Is Made Smoother When Traveled With Someone We Love (68)
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans (42)
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The True Travelers Are Only Those Who Depart For The Sake Of Departing. - Baudelaire (84)
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The Voyage Of Discovery Is Not In Seeking New Landscapes But In Having New Eyes (79)
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The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead (46)
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The World Is A Book, And Those Who Do Not Travel Read Only A Page (65)
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There They Go, And I Must Hurry After Them, For I Am Their Leader (65)
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This Car Insured By Smith And Wesson (36)
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This Is My Other Car (20)
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This Is Not An Abandoned Car! (29)
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This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle! (33)
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This Vehicle Stops At All Garage Sales (38)
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This Vehicle Swerves And Hits Pedestrians At Random (51)
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To You I'm A Drunk Driver. To The Republicans, I'm Presidential Material! (73)
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Too Old To Work, Too Young To Die. Get In The Camper, And Wave Good-Bye (71)
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Toto... We're Not In Kansas Anymore (35)
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Truckers Have Bigger Rigs (25)
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Turn Signal Broken, Watch For Finger (36)
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Unless You're The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes (53)
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Urban Assault Vehicle (21)
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Visualize Using Your Turn Signal (32)
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Warning! Driver Is Blonde And Will Change Her Mind Without Warning!!! (69)
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Warning! Driver Only Carries $20 In Ammunition (46)
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Warning: I Drive Like You Do! (29)
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Watch For Finger (16)
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Watch My Rear, Not Hers (23)
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What Is It About My Bumper That Attracts Tailgaters? (52)
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What The Hell, It Runs (22)
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When Everything's Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane (59)
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When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Diesel (36)
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Wherever You Go... There You Are! (33)
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Why Am I The Only One On The Planet Who Knows How To Drive (58)
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Witch Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad (44)
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Woman Come And Go, But You Can Rely On A Truck (46)
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Women Are Great Leaders - You're Following One (46)
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Wouldn't You Rather Be Riding A Mule On Molokai? (48)
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Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road (54)
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You Have To Be Real Secure To Be Seen In A Car Like This (56)
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You Never Really Learn To Swear Until You Learn To Drive (56)
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You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face (35)
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You're Lost. Get Over It! (25)
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