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It's the wildest, wackiest collection on the Web! Over 2000 "Classic & Current" messages, from silly to serious, from crude to classy, from raunchy to refined... They're all here! Search by category, or enter keywords into the search box below. And if you don't like these, just type in your own custom message!
Simply use your mouse to "Copy & Paste" the text of any message into our Design Center. If a message is too long, break it up using more than one line of text. You can then customize it any way you like. Your design can have up to 6 lines, using 90 font, 96 Text Icon, 20 color, & over 14,000 Edge Image choices! |
A Joy Shared Is A Joy Made Double
Adult Child Of Alien Invaders
Adults Are Just Kids Who Owe Money
All Mothers Are Working Women
Another Family For Peace
Another Father For Peace
Another Mother For Peace
Auntie Em... Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog. - Dorothy
Avenge Yourself... Live Long Enough To Be A Problem To Your Kids!
Baby On Board
Be A Voice For Choice, Every Child A Wanted Child
Be Nice To Your Kids. They'll Choose Your Nursing Home
Before I Got Married I Had Four Theories About Bringing Up Children; Now I Have Four Children And No Theories
Brat In Trunk
Caution: Baby On Board
Children Are A Great Comfort In Your Old Age; And They Help You Reach It Faster, Too
Children Are People, Too
Children Certainly Brighten Up A Home...Especially By Leaving The Lights On Everywhere
Children Make Love Stronger, Days Shorter, Nights Longer, The Home Happier, The Past Forgotten, And The Future Worth Living For
Condoms Are Easier To Change Than Diapers
Dogs Are People Too!
Enjoy Wildlife - Have Kids!
Eventually Children Stop Asking Where They Came From And Start Refusing To Tell Where They're Going
Every Child Is An Artist - The Problem Is How To Remain An Artist Once We Grow Up
Every Mother Is A Working Mother
Family On Board
Father's Day Is The Day When Father Goes Broke Giving His Family Money So They Can Surprise Him With Gifts
First National Bank Of Dad - Sorry, Closed
Focus On Your Own Darn Family Values
Genius Is Childhood Recaptured
Give Me A House To Call My Own, And Family And Friends To Make It A Home
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
Guns Shoot Kids
Happiness Is Being Married To Your Best Friend
Happy Childhoods Last A Lifetime-Prevent Child Abuse
Hate Is Not A Family Value
Hatred Is Not A Family Value
Have You Hugged Your Grandparents Today?
Have You Hugged Your Kid Today?
Have You Hugged Your Parents Today?
Having Children Will Turn You Into Your Parents
Houses Are But Walls And Beams; Homes Are Built Of Love And Dreams
Houses Are Made Of Wood And Stone, But Only Love Can Make A Home
Hugs, Not Drugs
I Am Not A Housewife, I Am A Domestic Engineer
I Embarrass My Offspring
I Loathe People Who Keep Dogs. They Are Cowards Who Haven't Got The Guts To Bite People Themselves.
I Love Being A Dad
I Love Being A Mom
I Love Daddy's Money
I Love My Husband
I Love My Wife
If A Woman's Place Is In The Home, Why Am I Always In The Car?
If Going To Church Makes You A Christian, Does Going To A Pet Shop Make You A Dog?
If I Had Known How Much Fun Grandchildren Are, I Would Have Had Them Earlier
If I Want To Hear The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet, I'll Put Shoes On My Cat
If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy
If Marriage Were Outlawed, Only Outlaws Would Have In-Laws
If You Want A Stable Relationship, Get A Horse
I'm Spending My Kid's Inheritance
I'm The Person My Mother Warned Me About
I'm The Person Your Mother Warned You About
In Every Real Man A Child Is Hidden That Wants To Play
In-Laws In Trunk
Insanity Is Hereditary, You Get It From Your Kids
It Doesn't Matter Where You Go In Life, Or What You Acquire; It's Who You Have Beside You That Really Matters
It Used To Be Wine, Women & Song; Now It's Beer, The Old Lady & Tv
It's Never Ok To Hit A Child
Just Say No To Ritalin
Kids Need Encouragement Everyday
Kids Need Praise Every Day
Learn From Your Parents' Mistakes - Use Birth Control!
Love Is All It Takes To Make A Family
Love Makes A Family
Love Your Mother
Mean People Produce Little Mean People
Mental Illness Is Hereditary... You Get It From Your Kids!
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
Mothering Is A Proud Profession
Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life
My Family Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Family
My Family Values: The Right To Read
My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
My Parents Think I'm In College
Never Raise Your Hands To Your Kids; It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected
No Child In Car
No Matter How Much Cats Fight, There Always Seem To Be Plenty Of Kittens
Precious Cargo On Board
Pregnant For 9 Months, In Labor For 2 Days, Breast Feeding For 6 Months, And All My Kid Says Is Da-Da!
Pro-Child - Pro-Choice
Pro-Choice And Proud Of It
Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice
Screw Family Values, Jesus Was A Bachelor
Single People Have Values, Too.
Some Families Can Trace Their Ancestors Back Three Hundred Years, But Can't Tell You Where Their Children Were Last Night
Suburbia: Where They Tear Out The Trees And Then Name Streets After Them
Support Family Planning
The First Duty To Children Is To Make Them Happy
The Four Stages Of Man Are Infancy, Childhood, Adolescence And Obsolescence
The Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine
The More I See Of People, The More I Admire Dogs
The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Cat
The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Dog
The Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot Dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It
The Problem With The Gene Pool Is That There Is No Lifeguard
There's No Excuse For Domestic Violence
Traditional Family Values: Abuse - Alcoholism - Incest
We Teach People How To Remember, We Never Teach Them How To Grow
What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
When I Play With My Cat, Is She Just Passing Time With Me?
Who Are These Kids And Why Are They Calling Me Mom?
Worry About Your Own Damn Family Values!
Yellow Cat, Black Cat, As Long As It Catches Mice, It Is A Good Cat
You Don't Have All Your Dogs On One Leash
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life
Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice!
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