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Family, Kids, & Pets (117 Listings)

A Joy Shared Is A Joy Made Double

Adult Child Of Alien Invaders

Adults Are Just Kids Who Owe Money

All Mothers Are Working Women

Another Family For Peace

Another Father For Peace

Another Mother For Peace

Auntie Em... Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog. - Dorothy

Avenge Yourself... Live Long Enough To Be A Problem To Your Kids!

Baby On Board

Be A Voice For Choice, Every Child A Wanted Child

Be Nice To Your Kids. They'll Choose Your Nursing Home

Before I Got Married I Had Four Theories About Bringing Up Children; Now I Have Four Children And No Theories

Brat In Trunk

Caution: Baby On Board

Children Are A Great Comfort In Your Old Age; And They Help You Reach It Faster, Too

Children Are People, Too

Children Certainly Brighten Up A Home...Especially By Leaving The Lights On Everywhere

Children Make Love Stronger, Days Shorter, Nights Longer, The Home Happier, The Past Forgotten, And The Future Worth Living For

Condoms Are Easier To Change Than Diapers

Dogs Are People Too!

Enjoy Wildlife - Have Kids!

Eventually Children Stop Asking Where They Came From And Start Refusing To Tell Where They're Going

Every Child Is An Artist - The Problem Is How To Remain An Artist Once We Grow Up

Every Mother Is A Working Mother

Family On Board

Father's Day Is The Day When Father Goes Broke Giving His Family Money So They Can Surprise Him With Gifts

First National Bank Of Dad - Sorry, Closed

Focus On Your Own Darn Family Values

Genius Is Childhood Recaptured

Give Me A House To Call My Own, And Family And Friends To Make It A Home

God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends

Guns Shoot Kids

Happiness Is Being Married To Your Best Friend

Happy Childhoods Last A Lifetime-Prevent Child Abuse

Hate Is Not A Family Value

Hatred Is Not A Family Value

Have You Hugged Your Grandparents Today?

Have You Hugged Your Kid Today?

Have You Hugged Your Parents Today?

Having Children Will Turn You Into Your Parents

Houses Are But Walls And Beams; Homes Are Built Of Love And Dreams

Houses Are Made Of Wood And Stone, But Only Love Can Make A Home

Hugs, Not Drugs

I Am Not A Housewife, I Am A Domestic Engineer

I Embarrass My Offspring

I Loathe People Who Keep Dogs. They Are Cowards Who Haven't Got The Guts To Bite People Themselves.

I Love Being A Dad

I Love Being A Mom

I Love Daddy's Money

I Love My Husband

I Love My Wife

If A Woman's Place Is In The Home, Why Am I Always In The Car?

If Going To Church Makes You A Christian, Does Going To A Pet Shop Make You A Dog?

If I Had Known How Much Fun Grandchildren Are, I Would Have Had Them Earlier

If I Want To Hear The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet, I'll Put Shoes On My Cat

If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy

If Marriage Were Outlawed, Only Outlaws Would Have In-Laws

If You Want A Stable Relationship, Get A Horse

I'm Spending My Kid's Inheritance

I'm The Person My Mother Warned Me About

I'm The Person Your Mother Warned You About

In Every Real Man A Child Is Hidden That Wants To Play

In-Laws In Trunk

Insanity Is Hereditary, You Get It From Your Kids

It Doesn't Matter Where You Go In Life, Or What You Acquire; It's Who You Have Beside You That Really Matters

It Used To Be Wine, Women & Song; Now It's Beer, The Old Lady & Tv

It's Never Ok To Hit A Child

Just Say No To Ritalin

Kids Need Encouragement Everyday

Kids Need Praise Every Day

Learn From Your Parents' Mistakes - Use Birth Control!

Love Is All It Takes To Make A Family

Love Makes A Family

Love Your Mother

Mean People Produce Little Mean People

Mental Illness Is Hereditary... You Get It From Your Kids!

Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

Mothering Is A Proud Profession

Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life

My Family Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Family

My Family Values: The Right To Read

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

My Parents Think I'm In College

Never Raise Your Hands To Your Kids; It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected

No Child In Car

No Matter How Much Cats Fight, There Always Seem To Be Plenty Of Kittens

Precious Cargo On Board

Pregnant For 9 Months, In Labor For 2 Days, Breast Feeding For 6 Months, And All My Kid Says Is Da-Da!

Pro-Child - Pro-Choice

Pro-Choice And Proud Of It

Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice

Screw Family Values, Jesus Was A Bachelor

Single People Have Values, Too.

Some Families Can Trace Their Ancestors Back Three Hundred Years, But Can't Tell You Where Their Children Were Last Night

Suburbia: Where They Tear Out The Trees And Then Name Streets After Them

Support Family Planning

The First Duty To Children Is To Make Them Happy

The Four Stages Of Man Are Infancy, Childhood, Adolescence And Obsolescence

The Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine

The More I See Of People, The More I Admire Dogs

The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Cat

The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Dog

The Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot Dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It

The Problem With The Gene Pool Is That There Is No Lifeguard

There's No Excuse For Domestic Violence

Traditional Family Values: Abuse - Alcoholism - Incest

We Teach People How To Remember, We Never Teach Them How To Grow

What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull

When I Play With My Cat, Is She Just Passing Time With Me?

Who Are These Kids And Why Are They Calling Me Mom?

Worry About Your Own Damn Family Values!

Yellow Cat, Black Cat, As Long As It Catches Mice, It Is A Good Cat

You Don't Have All Your Dogs On One Leash

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life

Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice!