A Joy Shared Is A Joy Made Double (33)
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Adult Child Of Alien Invaders (29)
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Adults Are Just Kids Who Owe Money (34)
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All Mothers Are Working Women (29)
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Another Family For Peace (24)
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Another Father For Peace (24)
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Another Mother For Peace (24)
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Auntie Em... Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog. - Dorothy (61)
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Avenge Yourself... Live Long Enough To Be A Problem To Your Kids! (65)
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Baby On Board (13)
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Be A Voice For Choice, Every Child A Wanted Child (49)
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Be Nice To Your Kids. They'll Choose Your Nursing Home (54)
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Before I Got Married I Had Four Theories About Bringing Up Children; Now I Have Four Children And No Theories (109)
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Brat In Trunk (13)
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Caution: Baby On Board (22)
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Children Are A Great Comfort In Your Old Age; And They Help You Reach It Faster, Too (84)
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Children Are People, Too (24)
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Children Certainly Brighten Up A Home...Especially By Leaving The Lights On Everywhere (86)
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Children Make Love Stronger, Days Shorter, Nights Longer, The Home Happier, The Past Forgotten, And The Future Worth Living For (127)
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Condoms Are Easier To Change Than Diapers (41)
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Dogs Are People Too! (20)
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Enjoy Wildlife - Have Kids! (27)
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Eventually Children Stop Asking Where They Came From And Start Refusing To Tell Where They're Going (99)
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Every Child Is An Artist - The Problem Is How To Remain An Artist Once We Grow Up (81)
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Every Mother Is A Working Mother (32)
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Family On Board (15)
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Father's Day Is The Day When Father Goes Broke Giving His Family Money So They Can Surprise Him With Gifts (106)
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First National Bank Of Dad - Sorry, Closed (42)
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Focus On Your Own Darn Family Values (36)
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Genius Is Childhood Recaptured (30)
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Give Me A House To Call My Own, And Family And Friends To Make It A Home (72)
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God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends (43)
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Guns Shoot Kids (15)
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Happiness Is Being Married To Your Best Friend (46)
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Happy Childhoods Last A Lifetime-Prevent Child Abuse (52)
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Hate Is Not A Family Value (26)
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Hatred Is Not A Family Value (28)
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Have You Hugged Your Grandparents Today? (40)
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Have You Hugged Your Kid Today? (31)
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Have You Hugged Your Parents Today? (35)
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Having Children Will Turn You Into Your Parents (47)
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Houses Are But Walls And Beams; Homes Are Built Of Love And Dreams (66)
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Houses Are Made Of Wood And Stone, But Only Love Can Make A Home (64)
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Hugs, Not Drugs (15)
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I Am Not A Housewife, I Am A Domestic Engineer (46)
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I Embarrass My Offspring (24)
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I Loathe People Who Keep Dogs. They Are Cowards Who Haven't Got The Guts To Bite People Themselves. (99)
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I Love Being A Dad (18)
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I Love Being A Mom (18)
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I Love Daddy's Money (20)
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I Love My Husband (17)
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I Love My Wife (14)
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If A Woman's Place Is In The Home, Why Am I Always In The Car? (62)
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If Going To Church Makes You A Christian, Does Going To A Pet Shop Make You A Dog? (82)
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If I Had Known How Much Fun Grandchildren Are, I Would Have Had Them Earlier (76)
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If I Want To Hear The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet, I'll Put Shoes On My Cat (76)
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If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy (39)
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If Marriage Were Outlawed, Only Outlaws Would Have In-Laws (58)
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If You Want A Stable Relationship, Get A Horse (46)
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I'm Spending My Kid's Inheritance (33)
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I'm The Person My Mother Warned Me About (40)
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I'm The Person Your Mother Warned You About (43)
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In Every Real Man A Child Is Hidden That Wants To Play (54)
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In-Laws In Trunk (16)
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Insanity Is Hereditary, You Get It From Your Kids (49)
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It Doesn't Matter Where You Go In Life, Or What You Acquire; It's Who You Have Beside You That Really Matters (109)
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It Used To Be Wine, Women & Song; Now It's Beer, The Old Lady & Tv (66)
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It's Never Ok To Hit A Child (28)
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Just Say No To Ritalin (22)
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Kids Need Encouragement Everyday (32)
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Kids Need Praise Every Day (26)
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Learn From Your Parents' Mistakes - Use Birth Control! (54)
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Love Is All It Takes To Make A Family (37)
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Love Makes A Family (19)
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Love Your Mother (16)
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Mean People Produce Little Mean People (38)
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Mental Illness Is Hereditary... You Get It From Your Kids! (58)
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Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch (59)
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Mothering Is A Proud Profession (31)
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Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life (33)
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My Family Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Family (48)
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My Family Values: The Right To Read (35)
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My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips (43)
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My Parents Think I'm In College (31)
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Never Raise Your Hands To Your Kids; It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected (69)
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No Child In Car (15)
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No Matter How Much Cats Fight, There Always Seem To Be Plenty Of Kittens (72)
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Precious Cargo On Board (23)
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Pregnant For 9 Months, In Labor For 2 Days, Breast Feeding For 6 Months, And All My Kid Says Is Da-Da! (102)
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Pro-Child - Pro-Choice (22)
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Pro-Choice And Proud Of It (26)
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Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice (35)
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Screw Family Values, Jesus Was A Bachelor (41)
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Single People Have Values, Too. (31)
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Some Families Can Trace Their Ancestors Back Three Hundred Years, But Can't Tell You Where Their Children Were Last Night (121)
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Suburbia: Where They Tear Out The Trees And Then Name Streets After Them (72)
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Support Family Planning (23)
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The First Duty To Children Is To Make Them Happy (48)
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The Four Stages Of Man Are Infancy, Childhood, Adolescence And Obsolescence (75)
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The Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine (41)
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The More I See Of People, The More I Admire Dogs (48)
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The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Cat (46)
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The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Dog (46)
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The Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot Dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It (71)
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The Problem With The Gene Pool Is That There Is No Lifeguard (60)
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There's No Excuse For Domestic Violence (39)
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Traditional Family Values: Abuse - Alcoholism - Incest (54)
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We Teach People How To Remember, We Never Teach Them How To Grow (64)
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What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull (47)
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When I Play With My Cat, Is She Just Passing Time With Me? (58)
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Who Are These Kids And Why Are They Calling Me Mom? (51)
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Worry About Your Own Damn Family Values! (40)
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Yellow Cat, Black Cat, As Long As It Catches Mice, It Is A Good Cat (67)
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You Don't Have All Your Dogs On One Leash (41)
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool! (26)
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Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life (33)
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Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice! (63)
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