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It's the wildest, wackiest collection on the Web! Over 2000 "Classic & Current" messages, from silly to serious, from crude to classy, from raunchy to refined... They're all here! Search by category, or enter keywords into the search box below. And if you don't like these, just type in your own custom message!

Simply use your mouse to "Copy & Paste" the text of any message into our Design Center. If a message is too long, break it up using more than one line of text. You can then customize it any way you like. Your design can have up to 6 lines, using 90 font, 96 Text Icon, 20 color, & over 14,000 Edge Image choices!


Generation Gap (52 Listings)

Age Is A Very High Price To Pay For Maturity

And In The End, It's Not The Years In Your Life That Count. It's The Life In Your Years

Better Over The Hill Than Under It

Children Are A Great Comfort In Your Old Age; And They Help You Reach It Faster, Too

Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps

Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?

Fifty Is Nifty

For Revenge, When I Get Old, I'm Going To Move Up North And Drive Real Slow!

Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

Forty Isn't Old If You're A Tree

Forty-Fied

Gettin' Old Isn't For Sissies

Grandchild On Board

Grandchildren Are God's Compensation For Growing Old

Grandfathers Are Antique Little Boys

Grandma And Grandpa's Playhouse

Grandmothers Are Antique Little Girls

Growing Old Is Mandatory. Growing Up Is Optional

I Am Not Young Enough To Know Everything

I Brake For Bingo

I Embarrass My Offspring

I May Be Old But I Refuse To Grow Up

If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old

I'm Spending My Kid's Inheritance

In Dog Years, I'm Dead

Life Begins At 40

Life's Tragedy Is That We Get Old To Soon And Wise Too Late

Mental Illness Is Hereditary... You Get It From Your Kids!

Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be

Old Age & Treachery Will Beat Out Youth & Skill Every Time

Old Age Comes At A Bad Time

Old Fart

Old Fisherman Never Die, They Just Smell That Way!

Old Skiers Never Die. They Just Go Downhill

Out Of My Way... I'm Going To Bingo!

Over The Hill!

Retired: No Phone, No Job, No Address, No Money

Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount

Sexy Grandpa

Support Bingo: It Keeps Grandma Off The Streets

The Older You Get, The Better You Realize You Were

To Me, Old Age Is Always Ten Years Older Than I Am

We Don't Stop Playing Because We Grow Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing

We Have Enough Youth, How About A Fountain Of Smart?

We're Spending Our Kid's Inheritance

When Did My Wild Oats Turn In To Shredded Wheat?

When Your Memory Goes, You Can Forget It

When You're Over The Hill, Your Speed Picks Up

Willing And Still Able

Young At Heart. Slightly Older In Other Places.

You're Never Too Old To Learn

You're Old When You Forget How To Start Your Rocking Chair

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Battle Of The Sexes
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Generation Gap
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I Brake For...
I Love...
I'd Rather...
Just Silly
Love & Sex
Mental Health
My Other Car...
Optimistic
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Philosophical
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Sick & Twisted
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