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It's the wildest, wackiest collection on the Web! Over 2000 "Classic & Current" messages, from silly to serious, from crude to classy, from raunchy to refined... They're all here! Search by category, or enter keywords into the search box below. And if you don't like these, just type in your own custom message!
Simply use your mouse to "Copy & Paste" the text of any message into our Design Center. If a message is too long, break it up using more than one line of text. You can then customize it any way you like. Your design can have up to 6 lines, using 90 font, 96 Text Icon, 20 color, & over 14,000 Edge Image choices! |
Generation Gap (52 Listings)
Age Is A Very High Price To Pay For Maturity
And In The End, It's Not The Years In Your Life That Count. It's The Life In Your Years
Better Over The Hill Than Under It
Children Are A Great Comfort In Your Old Age; And They Help You Reach It Faster, Too
Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps
Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
Fifty Is Nifty
For Revenge, When I Get Old, I'm Going To Move Up North And Drive Real Slow!
Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Forty Isn't Old If You're A Tree
Forty-Fied
Gettin' Old Isn't For Sissies
Grandchild On Board
Grandchildren Are God's Compensation For Growing Old
Grandfathers Are Antique Little Boys
Grandma And Grandpa's Playhouse
Grandmothers Are Antique Little Girls
Growing Old Is Mandatory. Growing Up Is Optional
I Am Not Young Enough To Know Everything
I Brake For Bingo
I Embarrass My Offspring
I May Be Old But I Refuse To Grow Up
If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old
I'm Spending My Kid's Inheritance
In Dog Years, I'm Dead
Life Begins At 40
Life's Tragedy Is That We Get Old To Soon And Wise Too Late
Mental Illness Is Hereditary... You Get It From Your Kids!
Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be
Old Age & Treachery Will Beat Out Youth & Skill Every Time
Old Age Comes At A Bad Time
Old Fart
Old Fisherman Never Die, They Just Smell That Way!
Old Skiers Never Die. They Just Go Downhill
Out Of My Way... I'm Going To Bingo!
Over The Hill!
Retired: No Phone, No Job, No Address, No Money
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
Sexy Grandpa
Support Bingo: It Keeps Grandma Off The Streets
The Older You Get, The Better You Realize You Were
To Me, Old Age Is Always Ten Years Older Than I Am
We Don't Stop Playing Because We Grow Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing
We Have Enough Youth, How About A Fountain Of Smart?
We're Spending Our Kid's Inheritance
When Did My Wild Oats Turn In To Shredded Wheat?
When Your Memory Goes, You Can Forget It
When You're Over The Hill, Your Speed Picks Up
Willing And Still Able
Young At Heart. Slightly Older In Other Places.
You're Never Too Old To Learn
You're Old When You Forget How To Start Your Rocking Chair
BROWSE CATEGORY LISTINGS - OVER 2000 MESSAGES