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How To Customize and Order a Bumper Sticker or Magnetic Sign

Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.

NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size.
The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.


Generation Gap (52 Listings)

Age Is A Very High Price To Pay For Maturity (44)
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And In The End, It's Not The Years In Your Life That Count. It's The Life In Your Years (87)
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Better Over The Hill Than Under It (34)
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Children Are A Great Comfort In Your Old Age; And They Help You Reach It Faster, Too (84)
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Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps (46)
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Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again? (46)
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Fifty Is Nifty (14)
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For Revenge, When I Get Old, I'm Going To Move Up North And Drive Real Slow! (76)
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Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! (61)
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Forty Isn't Old If You're A Tree (32)
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Forty-Fied (10)
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Gettin' Old Isn't For Sissies (29)
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Grandchild On Board (19)
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Grandchildren Are God's Compensation For Growing Old (52)
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Grandfathers Are Antique Little Boys (36)
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Grandma And Grandpa's Playhouse (31)
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Grandmothers Are Antique Little Girls (37)
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Growing Old Is Mandatory. Growing Up Is Optional (48)
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I Am Not Young Enough To Know Everything (40)
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I Brake For Bingo (17)
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I Embarrass My Offspring (24)
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I May Be Old But I Refuse To Grow Up (36)
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If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old (32)
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I'm Spending My Kid's Inheritance (33)
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In Dog Years, I'm Dead (22)
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Life Begins At 40 (17)
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Life's Tragedy Is That We Get Old To Soon And Wise Too Late (59)
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Mental Illness Is Hereditary... You Get It From Your Kids! (58)
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Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be (34)
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Old Age & Treachery Will Beat Out Youth & Skill Every Time (58)
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Old Age Comes At A Bad Time (27)
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Old Fart (8)
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Old Fisherman Never Die, They Just Smell That Way! (50)
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Old Skiers Never Die. They Just Go Downhill (43)
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Out Of My Way... I'm Going To Bingo! (36)
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Over The Hill! (14)
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Retired: No Phone, No Job, No Address, No Money (47)
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Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount (40)
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Sexy Grandpa (12)
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Support Bingo: It Keeps Grandma Off The Streets (47)
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The Older You Get, The Better You Realize You Were (50)
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To Me, Old Age Is Always Ten Years Older Than I Am (50)
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We Don't Stop Playing Because We Grow Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing (78)
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We Have Enough Youth, How About A Fountain Of Smart? (52)
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We're Spending Our Kid's Inheritance (36)
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When Did My Wild Oats Turn In To Shredded Wheat? (48)
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When Your Memory Goes, You Can Forget It (40)
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When You're Over The Hill, Your Speed Picks Up (46)
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Willing And Still Able (22)
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Young At Heart. Slightly Older In Other Places. (47)
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You're Never Too Old To Learn (29)
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You're Old When You Forget How To Start Your Rocking Chair (58)
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