A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind (35)
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Beauty Provoketh Thieves Sooner Than Gold (41)
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel (33)
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Can Fat People Go Skinny-Dipping? (33)
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Cancer Cures Smoking (20)
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Cigar Smokers Appreciate A Good Butt (36)
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Cure Aids (9)
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Defend Reproductive Freedom (27)
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Demand Universal Healthcare (27)
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Do Pediatricians Play Miniature Golf On Wednesdays? (51)
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Does Vacuuming Count As Aerobic Exercise? (41)
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Don't Drink And Drive (21)
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Don't Drive Under The Influence (31)
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End World Hunger - Can't Feed'em? Don't Breed'em! (49)
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Exercise Is Bunk. If You Are Healthy, You Don't Need It: If You Are Sick, You Shouldn't Take It (95)
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Five Days A Week My Body Is A Temple - For The Other Two, It's An Amusement Park (80)
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Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians (45)
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Go Vegetarian (13)
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Greens Are Good For You! (24)
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Harassing Me About My Smoking May Be Hazardous To Your Health (61)
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Hard Work Has A Future Payoff But Laziness Pays Off Now (55)
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Health Care Is A Right Not A Privilege (38)
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Health Requires This Relaxation, This Aimless Life, This Life In The Present - Thoreau (86)
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Help Fight Cancer, End Environmental Pollution (46)
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I am in shape. Round's a shape. (31)
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I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian (69)
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I Don't Eat Anything With A Face (32)
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I Don't Want To Achieve Immortality Through My Work...I Want To Achieve It Through Not Dying (92)
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I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol (47)
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I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck! (43)
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I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha! (35)
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I Intend To Live Forever - So Far, So Good (42)
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I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead (49)
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If Drugs Were The Problem, Emergency Rooms Would Be Swamped With Overdose Victims. Instead, They're Swamped With Gunshot Victims. Legalize Now! (143)
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If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales? (66)
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? (80)
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. (58)
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In Dog Years, I'm Dead (22)
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Is There Life Before Coffee? (28)
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Isn't It A Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They Do Practice? (65)
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It Has Recently Been Discovered That Research Causes Cancer In Laboratory Rats (78)
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Let's Cure Aids (15)
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Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids (47)
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National Health Care Now (24)
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Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head (40)
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Never Eat More Than You Can Lift (32)
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No Smoking (10)
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None For The Road (17)
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Nurses Make It All Better (25)
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Pork: It's Worth Going To Hell Over (35)
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Reading Is To The Mind What Exercise Is To The Body (51)
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Red Meat Isn't Bad For You, Green Fuzzy Meat Is! (48)
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Safe Sex Is In The Palm Of Your Hand (36)
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Safe Sex Isn't Just Using A Padded Headboard (44)
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Save A Cow, Eat A Vegetarian (28)
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Seven Days Without Meat Make One Weak (37)
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Single Payer Health Care (24)
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Smokers Do It Until They're Dead (32)
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The Severity Of The Itch Is Proportional To The Reach (53)
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There's Too Much Blood In My Caffeine System (44)
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To Live Forever, Acquire A Chronic Disease And Take Care Of It (62)
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To Me, Old Age Is Always Ten Years Older Than I Am (50)
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To Retain Respect For Sausages And Laws, One Must Not Watch Them In The Making (78)
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Trust Me, I'm A Doctor (22)
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Universal Health Care (21)
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Use Condom Sense (16)
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Vegetarians Are Sprouting Up All Over (37)
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Vegetarians Taste Better (24)
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Walk In Balance (15)
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Warning: We Smokers Have Determined That Your Bitching May Be Hazardous To Your Health (86)
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What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice? (51)
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Whenever I Feel Like Exercise, I Lie Down Until The Feeling Passes (66)
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You Are What You Eat, But I'm Not One To Brood. The Minute I Heard It, I Ate Pretty Food! (89)
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Your Body Is A Temple - Mine's An Amusement Park (48)
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