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It's the wildest, wackiest collection on the Web! Over 2000 "Classic & Current" messages, from silly to serious, from crude to classy, from raunchy to refined... They're all here! Search by category, or enter keywords into the search box below. And if you don't like these, just type in your own custom message!
Simply use your mouse to "Copy & Paste" the text of any message into our Design Center. If a message is too long, break it up using more than one line of text. You can then customize it any way you like. Your design can have up to 6 lines, using 90 font, 96 Text Icon, 20 color, & over 14,000 Edge Image choices! |
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
Beauty Provoketh Thieves Sooner Than Gold
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Can Fat People Go Skinny-Dipping?
Cancer Cures Smoking
Cigar Smokers Appreciate A Good Butt
Cure Aids
Defend Reproductive Freedom
Demand Universal Healthcare
Do Pediatricians Play Miniature Golf On Wednesdays?
Does Vacuuming Count As Aerobic Exercise?
Don't Drink And Drive
Don't Drive Under The Influence
End World Hunger - Can't Feed'em? Don't Breed'em!
Exercise Is Bunk. If You Are Healthy, You Don't Need It: If You Are Sick, You Shouldn't Take It
Five Days A Week My Body Is A Temple - For The Other Two, It's An Amusement Park
Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians
Go Vegetarian
Greens Are Good For You!
Harassing Me About My Smoking May Be Hazardous To Your Health
Hard Work Has A Future Payoff But Laziness Pays Off Now
Health Care Is A Right Not A Privilege
Health Requires This Relaxation, This Aimless Life, This Life In The Present - Thoreau
Help Fight Cancer, End Environmental Pollution
I am in shape. Round's a shape.
I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian
I Don't Eat Anything With A Face
I Don't Want To Achieve Immortality Through My Work...I Want To Achieve It Through Not Dying
I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol
I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck!
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha!
I Intend To Live Forever - So Far, So Good
I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead
If Drugs Were The Problem, Emergency Rooms Would Be Swamped With Overdose Victims. Instead, They're Swamped With Gunshot Victims. Legalize Now!
If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales?
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
In Dog Years, I'm Dead
Is There Life Before Coffee?
Isn't It A Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They Do Practice?
It Has Recently Been Discovered That Research Causes Cancer In Laboratory Rats
Let's Cure Aids
Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids
National Health Care Now
Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
Never Eat More Than You Can Lift
No Smoking
None For The Road
Nurses Make It All Better
Pork: It's Worth Going To Hell Over
Reading Is To The Mind What Exercise Is To The Body
Red Meat Isn't Bad For You, Green Fuzzy Meat Is!
Safe Sex Is In The Palm Of Your Hand
Safe Sex Isn't Just Using A Padded Headboard
Save A Cow, Eat A Vegetarian
Seven Days Without Meat Make One Weak
Single Payer Health Care
Smokers Do It Until They're Dead
The Severity Of The Itch Is Proportional To The Reach
There's Too Much Blood In My Caffeine System
To Live Forever, Acquire A Chronic Disease And Take Care Of It
To Me, Old Age Is Always Ten Years Older Than I Am
To Retain Respect For Sausages And Laws, One Must Not Watch Them In The Making
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor
Universal Health Care
Use Condom Sense
Vegetarians Are Sprouting Up All Over
Vegetarians Taste Better
Walk In Balance
Warning: We Smokers Have Determined That Your Bitching May Be Hazardous To Your Health
What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
Whenever I Feel Like Exercise, I Lie Down Until The Feeling Passes
You Are What You Eat, But I'm Not One To Brood. The Minute I Heard It, I Ate Pretty Food!
Your Body Is A Temple - Mine's An Amusement Park
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