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Health (74 Listings)

A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind

Beauty Provoketh Thieves Sooner Than Gold

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

Can Fat People Go Skinny-Dipping?

Cancer Cures Smoking

Cigar Smokers Appreciate A Good Butt

Cure Aids

Defend Reproductive Freedom

Demand Universal Healthcare

Do Pediatricians Play Miniature Golf On Wednesdays?

Does Vacuuming Count As Aerobic Exercise?

Don't Drink And Drive

Don't Drive Under The Influence

End World Hunger - Can't Feed'em? Don't Breed'em!

Exercise Is Bunk. If You Are Healthy, You Don't Need It: If You Are Sick, You Shouldn't Take It

Five Days A Week My Body Is A Temple - For The Other Two, It's An Amusement Park

Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians

Go Vegetarian

Greens Are Good For You!

Harassing Me About My Smoking May Be Hazardous To Your Health

Hard Work Has A Future Payoff But Laziness Pays Off Now

Health Care Is A Right Not A Privilege

Health Requires This Relaxation, This Aimless Life, This Life In The Present - Thoreau

Help Fight Cancer, End Environmental Pollution

I am in shape. Round's a shape.

I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian

I Don't Eat Anything With A Face

I Don't Want To Achieve Immortality Through My Work...I Want To Achieve It Through Not Dying

I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol

I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck!

I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha!

I Intend To Live Forever - So Far, So Good

I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead

If Drugs Were The Problem, Emergency Rooms Would Be Swamped With Overdose Victims. Instead, They're Swamped With Gunshot Victims. Legalize Now!

If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales?

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

In Dog Years, I'm Dead

Is There Life Before Coffee?

Isn't It A Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They Do Practice?

It Has Recently Been Discovered That Research Causes Cancer In Laboratory Rats

Let's Cure Aids

Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids

National Health Care Now

Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head

Never Eat More Than You Can Lift

No Smoking

None For The Road

Nurses Make It All Better

Pork: It's Worth Going To Hell Over

Reading Is To The Mind What Exercise Is To The Body

Red Meat Isn't Bad For You, Green Fuzzy Meat Is!

Safe Sex Is In The Palm Of Your Hand

Safe Sex Isn't Just Using A Padded Headboard

Save A Cow, Eat A Vegetarian

Seven Days Without Meat Make One Weak

Single Payer Health Care

Smokers Do It Until They're Dead

The Severity Of The Itch Is Proportional To The Reach

There's Too Much Blood In My Caffeine System

To Live Forever, Acquire A Chronic Disease And Take Care Of It

To Me, Old Age Is Always Ten Years Older Than I Am

To Retain Respect For Sausages And Laws, One Must Not Watch Them In The Making

Trust Me, I'm A Doctor

Universal Health Care

Use Condom Sense

Vegetarians Are Sprouting Up All Over

Vegetarians Taste Better

Walk In Balance

Warning: We Smokers Have Determined That Your Bitching May Be Hazardous To Your Health

What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

Whenever I Feel Like Exercise, I Lie Down Until The Feeling Passes

You Are What You Eat, But I'm Not One To Brood. The Minute I Heard It, I Ate Pretty Food!

Your Body Is A Temple - Mine's An Amusement Park