3 Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count & Those Who Can't (56)
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A Day Without Sunshine Is Like... Night! (40)
si facilisi Mauri
A Flashlight Is A Case For Holding Dead Batteries (49)
imentu luctu mauris facilis
A Flying Saucer Results When A Nudist Spills His Coffee (55)
u luctu mau
According To My Calculations, The Problem Doesn't Exist (55)
aretr interdum Praesen ac
Adult Child Of Alien Invaders (29)
bulu ege vene
Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix - Never Drink And Derive (55)
us Aliqua lacu dolo ves
All Generalizations Are False (29)
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All Things Being Equal, Fat People Use More Soap (48)
sequa feli sem
All Those Who Believe In Psychokinesis Raise My Hand (52)
n congu ip
Always Remember You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else (54)
placera imperdiet e
Am I Ambivalent? Well, Yes And No (33)
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Amateur Gynecologist (20)
i condimentu luctu
And Whose Cruel Idea Was It For The Word Lisp To Have A S In It? (64)
en accumsan Pellentesqu tu
Are We Having Fun Yet? (22)
ne pharetr inte
Baby I'm Bored (14)
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Bad Cop - No Donut (18)
me purus Aliqua
Be Kind To Animals - Hug A Hockey Player (40)
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Beam Me Up Scotty, There Are No Virgins Left (44)
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Beam Me Up Scotty, There's No Intelligent Life Down Here (56)
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Beam Me Up Scotty, This Planet Sucks! (37)
t et Nun consequ
Beam Me Up, Scotty! (19)
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Before They Invented Drawing Boards, What Did They Go Back To? (62)
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Boycott Shampoo! Demand The Real Poo! (37)
ege dia placera imperdiet
Bumper Sticker! (15)
gesta vita a
Can Fat People Go Skinny-Dipping? (33)
ectetuer Done ne ipsu
Can Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers? (36)
arc qui ris
Can You Be A Closet Claustrophobic? (35)
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Caution: Attack Cat On Duty! (28)
du puru si ame pu
Celebrate Perversity (20)
olo si ame consectetue ad
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult (41)
ctetue venenati
Clones Are People Two (21)
ilisi facilisi Mauri venena
Clothes Make The Man. Naked People Have Little Or No Influence On Society (73)
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Come Out, Come Out Wherever You Are (35)
diam Dui co
Copywight 1999 Elmer Fudd. All Wights Wesewved (46)
rdie egesta vita adipisc
Corduroy Pillows Make Headlines! (32)
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Dare To Keep Cops Off Donuts! (29)
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Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before (60)
Aliqua lacu dolo
Demons Are A Ghouls Best Friend (31)
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Department Of Redundancy Department (35)
du puru si
Disinformation Is Not As Good As Datinformation (47)
consectetue venenati dolo
Do Cemetery Workers Prefer The Graveyard Shift? (47)
lacera imperdi
Do Hungry Crows Have Ravenous Appetites? (40)
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Do Infants Enjoy Infancy As Much As Adults Enjoy Adultery? (58)
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Do Pediatricians Play Miniature Golf On Wednesdays? (51)
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Does Fuzzy Logic Tickle? (24)
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Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell? (33)
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Does Your Train Of Thought Have A Caboose? (42)
consectetue
Don't Blame Me, I'm From Mars (29)
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Don't Forget Winona... (22)
lisi Mauri vene
Don't Squat With Your Spurs On (30)
luctu mauris facilisi faci
Don't Use A Big Word Where A Diminutive One Will Suffice (56)
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Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Don't Get Sucked Into Jet Engines (62)
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Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery (46)
e venenati e
Even Though This Is A Stupid Sticker, You're Squinting To Read It (65)
ua lacu dolo vestibulu
Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again? (46)
cu dolo vestibulu ege vene
Everybody Repeat After Me: We Are All Individuals (49)
olo si ame consectet
First Things First, But Not Necessarily In That Order (53)
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For People Who Like Peace And Quiet: A Phoneless Cord (53)
ra imperdiet eleif
Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else (43)
i ero imper
Gravity: It's Not Just A Good Idea, It's The Law (48)
mentu luctu mauri
Guns Don't Kill People, Postal Workers Do (41)
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He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest (33)
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Headline: Bear Takes Over Disneyland In Pooh D'etat! (52)
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Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy (51)
s Aliqua lacu
Help Wanted: Telepath - You Know Where To Apply (47)
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Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet (32)
Mauri venenati wis
How Do I Set A Laser Printer To Stun? (37)
dolo si ame con
How Do They Get The Deer To Cross At That Yellow Road Sign? (59)
placera im
How Do You Tell When You Run Out Of Invisible Ink? (50)
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I Always Wanted To Be A Procrastinator, But I Never Got Around To It (68)
condimentu luctu mauris faci
I Am Having An Out Of Money Experience (38)
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I Don't Have A Solution But I Admire The Problem (48)
e pharetr interdum Praesen
I Don't Know Jack Shit, But I Met Diddly Squat (46)
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I Don't Mind Going Nowhere As Long As It's An Interesting Path (62)
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I Loathe People Who Keep Dogs. They Are Cowards Who Haven't Got The Guts To Bite People Themselves. (99)
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I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow (33)
ilisi Mauri
I Poured Spot Remover On My Dog And Now He's Gone (49)
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I Smile Because I Have Absolutely No Idea What's Going On (57)
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I Think You Left The Stove On (29)
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I Tried Sniffing Coke Once, But The Ice Cubes Got Stuck In My Nose (66)
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I Used To Think I Was Indecisive, But Now I'm Not Sure (54)
Dui consecte
I Was Seduced By The Chocolate Side Of The Force (48)
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I Wonder How Much Deeper The Ocean Would Be Without Sponges (59)
enenati condim
I Won't Rise To The Occasion, But I'll Slide Over To It (55)
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I'd Kill For A Nobel Peace Prize (32)
lacu dolo vestib
If A Book About Failures Doesn't Sell, Is It A Success? (55)
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If A Mute Swears, Does His Mother Wash His Hands With Soap? (59)
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If A Parsley Farmer Is Sued, Can They Garnish His Wages? (56)
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If A Stealth Bomber Crashes In A Forest, Will It Make A Sound? (63)
imperdiet ele
If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell, Is He Homeless Or Naked? (58)
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If All The World Is A Stage, Where Is The Audience Sitting? (59)
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If At First You Do Succeed, Try Not To Look Astonished! (55)
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling (69)
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Destroy All Evidence That You Tried (66)
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You (55)
tetue adipis
If I Only Have One Life, Let Me Live It As A Blonde (51)
sta du puru si ame
If Ignorance Is Bliss, You Must Be Orgasmic (43)
su dolo si ame consectetue
If Marriage Were Outlawed, Only Outlaws Would Have In-Laws (58)
consectetue vene
If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Have To Drown Too? (66)
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If Someone With Multiple Personalities Threatens To Kill Himself, Is It Considered A Hostage Situation? (103)
er Done ne ips
If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out? (65)
ndimentu luctu mauris
If The #2 Pencil Is The Most Popular, Why Is It Still #2? (57)
c matti nonum
If The Cops Arrest A Mime, Do They Tell Him He Has The Right To Remain Silent? (78)
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If The Funeral Procession Is At Night, Do Folks Drive With Their Lights Off? (76)
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If The Police Arrest A Mute, Do They Tell Him He Has The Right To Remain Silent? (80)
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If You Ate Pasta And Antipasta, Would You Still Be Hungry? (58)
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If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over [Put This Upside Down!] (70)
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If You Lived In Your Car, You'd Be Home By Now (46)
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If You Try To Fail, And Succeed, Which Have You Done? (53)
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If You're Cross-Eyed And Have Dyslexia, Can You Read All Right? (63)
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If You're Gonna Be A Turd, Go Lay In The Yard (45)
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I'm A Few Beers Short Of A Six-Pack (35)
ib arc matti nonumm vene
I'm A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus (34)
lu ne pharet
I'm A Few Feathers Short Of A Whole Duck (40)
i sempe neque Fusc ne
I'm A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal (37)
ame consectet
I'm A Few Peas Short Of A Casserole (35)
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I'm An Experiment In Artificial Stupidity (41)
enati dolor Mauri sollicitud
I'm As Confused As A Baby In A Topless Bar (42)
diam Dui consect
I'm From Minnesota, Where We Have All Four Seasons... Winter, Winter, Winter, And Aug 15 (88)
uctu mauri
I'm Hung Like Einstein And Smart As A Horse (43)
tr interdum Praesen accum
I'm Missing A Few Buttons On My Remote Control (46)
u ege venenat
I'm Not A Complete Idiot - Some Parts Are Missing (49)
Aliqua lacu dolo vestib
I'm One Fruit Loop Shy Of A Full Bowl (37)
loborti ultrici
I'm One Taco Short Of A Combination Plate (41)
entesqu turpi ero
I'm Pro Lifejacket And I Boat (29)
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I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About Beauty Being Only Skin Deep. That's Deep Enough. What Do You Want, An Adorable Pancreas? (125)
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In Just Two Days, Tomorrow Will Be Yesterday (44)
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Indecision Is The Key To Flexibility (36)
cin elit Nulla
Is It Possible To Be Totally Partial? (37)
sectetue ve
Is There Another Word For Synonym? (34)
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It May Be That Your Sole Purpose In Life Is Simply To Serve As A Warning To Others (82)
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It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time (38)
risu interdu consec
It Takes A Viking To Raze A Village! (36)
matti nonumm venenati condi
It's Called Tourist Season. So Why Can't We Shoot 'Em? (54)
dignissim Quisqu
It's Sick The Way You People Keep Having Sex Without Me (55)
e purus Aliqua lacu dolo vest
I've Found Jesus. He Was Behind The Sofa The Whole Time (55)
t Nun consequa
Jesus Died For My Sins And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (59)
iet eleifen
Laugh At Your Problems... Everyone Else Does! (45)
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Laughing Stock: Cattle With A Good Sense Of Humor (49)
e dia placera imperdiet el
Look Out For #1 And Don't Step In #2 (36)
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Madness Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change (48)
rdum Praesen accumsan Pellen
Montana: At Least Our Cows Are Sane! (36)
ne tellu ne phare
More Hay, Trigger? No Thanks, Roy, I'm Stuffed! (47)
dipiscin e
My Antenna Doesn't Pick Up All The Channels (43)
puru si ame pur
My Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (51)
si ame consectetue adipi
My Inferiority Complex Is Not As Good As Yours (46)
etue venenati d
My IQ Test Came Back Negative (29)
venenati dolor Maur
No Man Is An Island... Except Manhattan, Of Course! (51)
ne ipsu ege
No Matter Where You Go, There You Are (37)
u luctu mauris facili
Nothing Is Fool-Proof To A Sufficiently Talented Fool (53)
nonumm ven
Nuke A Gay Whale For Christ! (28)
bulu ege venenati e rut
Ok, So What's The Speed Of Dark? (32)
e Fusc ne tellu ne pharetr in
On The Other Hand... You Have Different Fingers (47)
iqua lacu dolo ve
Only One More Shopping Day Left Until Tomorrow (46)
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Peel Off Backing And Adhere To Bumper (37)
n congu ipsum Intege
People Against Nude Chimps (26)
uris facilisi
Pick Your Friend's Nose! (24)
qu turpi ero imperdie
Procrastination Is The Art Of Keeping Up With Yesterday (55)
Praesen accu
Proofread Carefully To See If You Any Words Out (47)
en accumsan Pell
Resurrection? Been There, Done That! (36)
matti nonumm venenati
Runs With Scissors (18)
haretr int
Save The Whales - Trade 'Em For Valuable Prizes! (48)
neque Fusc ne tellu
Save The Whales! Collect 'Em All! (33)
nsectetue adi
Shin: A Device For Finding Furniture In The Dark (48)
i egesta du puru si
Support Bacteria - They're The Only Culture Some People Have (60)
si Mauri venena
Support Your Local Extra-Terrestrial (36)
tu mauris facilisi facili
Support Your Right To Arm Bears (31)
uris facilisi facilisi Mauri
Tell Me To 'Stuff It' - I'm A Taxidermist (41)
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The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name (55)
enenati e r
The Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot Dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It (71)
lacu dolo vestibulu
The Universe Is Rearranging Itself To Accommodate Your Vision Of Reality (72)
dolo vestibulu ege venena
The Weather Is Here. Wish You Were Beautiful (44)
sempe neque
There Are 3 Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count & Those Who Can't (66)
sum Intege se loborti ultric
There Are Two Rules For Ultimate Success In Life. Never Tell Everything You Know. (81)
imperdiet eleifen
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me (56)
diet eleifen congu ips
Those Who Live By The Sword Get Shot By Those Who Don't (55)
tu luctu mauris
Time Is What Keeps Everything From Happening At Once (52)
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To Live Forever, Acquire A Chronic Disease And Take Care Of It (62)
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Ufo's Are Real - The Air Force Doesn't Exist (44)
aucto risu mauri umm digni
Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Down My Clothes (44)
liqua lacu do
Visualize Grilled Cheese (24)
adipiscin elit Nulla
Visualize Whirled Peas (22)
ta du puru si ame purus Aliq
Wassup? (7)
n congu ipsum Intege
We Don't Have A Town Drunk, We Take Turns (41)
uris facilisi
Wear Short Sleeves! Support Your Right To Bare Arms! (52)
qu turpi ero imperdie
What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice? (51)
Praesen accu
What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About? (47)
mauri umm dignissim Qui
What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions? (45)
dolo vesti
What Was The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread? (44)
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What's Another Word For Thesaurus? (34)
me consectetue adipiscin elit
When Companies Ship Styrofoam, What Do They Pack It In? (55)
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When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is Empty (45)
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When You Open A Bag Of Cotton Balls, Is The Top One Meant To Be Removed? (72)
interdu consectetuer Do
When Your Memory Goes, You Can Forget It (40)
tu mauris facilisi facili
Which Twin Has The Toni? (24)
uris facilisi facilisi Mauri
Why Did Kamikaze Pilots Wear Helmets? (37)
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Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name? (46)
enenati e r
Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them? (80)
lacu dolo vestibulu eg
Why Do They Put Braille On The Drive-Through Bank Machines? (59)
ultricie port
Why Doesn't Glue Stick To The Inside Of The Bottle? (51)
o si ame consectetue
Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains? (37)
ita adipiscin d
Why Is "Abbreviation" Such A Long Word? (39)
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Why Is Bra Singular And Panties Plural? (39)
ro imperdi
Yes I Am An Agent Of Satan, But My Duties Are Largely Ceremonial (64)
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You Are Depriving Some Poor Village Of Its Idiot (48)
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You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted, Then Used Against You (94)
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