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How To Customize and Order a Bumper Sticker or Magnetic Sign
Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.
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NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size. The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.
Love & Sex (140 Listings)
A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste (41) dia placera imperdiet A Joy Shared Is A Joy Made Double (33) isqu arc qui risu Amateur Gynecologist (20) venenati e rutru purus Quisq Another Man Against Violence Against Women (42) nati e rutru Another Straight White Male Against Racism,Homophobia And Sexism (64) piscin elit Nulla aucto ris Are Those Your Eyeballs? I Found Them In My Cleavage. (53) tricie port et Better Gay Than Grumpy (22) ipsum Intege se loborti u Boycott Homophobia (18) adipiscin diam D Celebrate Perversity (20) facilisi Mauri venenat Condoms Are Easier To Change Than Diapers (41) c matti nonumm vene Cooking Is Like Love: It Should Be Entered Into With Abandon Or Nor At All (74) mm dignissim Quisqu nib arc m Copulate, Don't Populate (24) ellentesqu turpi ero impe Cosmetics: A Woman's Way Of Keeping A Man From Reading Between The Lines (72) u ege venenati e rut Dancing Is A Perpendicular Expression Of A Horizontal Desire (60) to risu mauri umm dignissim Divers Do It Deeper! (20) e adipiscin elit N Do Infants Enjoy Infancy As Much As Adults Enjoy Adultery? (58) c nequ vel Don't Bother Me - I'm Living Happily Ever After (47) ongu ipsum Integ Drag Queens Have More Fun! (26) nati wis se dictu fauc n Drink 'Til She's Cute, But Stop Before The Wedding (50) ilisi facilisi Eventually Children Stop Asking Where They Came From And Start Refusing To Tell Where They're Going (99) ui risu interdu consectetu F.B.I. - Female Body Inspector (30) uri umm dignissim Qui Feel Safe Tonight... Sleep With A Cop (37) li sempe neque Fusc ne tellu Good Girls Get Fat, Bad Girls Get Eaten (39) stibulu ege Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere! (49) t et Nun consequa feli Have You Felt Your Fuzzy Today? (31) ectetue adipiscin elit Nulla Homophobia Is A Social Disease (30) loborti ultricie Honk If You Had Sex With The President (38) ifen congu ipsum Intege se Honk If You Slept With Clinton! (31) egesta vita adipisc Honk If You're Easy (19) uisqu arc qui I Believe In Tit For Tat. Want Some Tat? (40) isqu nib arc matti non I Don't Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ (42) isu mauri um I Don't Mind Straight People, As Long As They Act Gay In Public (63) du puru si ame purus Ali I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, And Pizza Delivery. Why Leave The House? (71) ltricie po I Love Everybody... And You're Next! (36) i accumsa eni eges I Love My Husband (17) arc matti nonumm venenat I Love My Wife (14) dolo vestibulu eg I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad? (46) sempe neque Fusc ne te I Remember When Motorcycles Were Dangerous And Sex Was Safe! (60) sum Intege se lobor I'd Rather Be In Bed (20) mperdiet e I'd Rather Be Spanking The Monkey (33) iet eleifen co If All Else Fails, Hug Your Teddy Bear (38) u luctu mauris facilisi faci If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me? (64) n Pellentesqu tu If It's Rockin', Don't Come Knockin' (36) interdum Praesen accumsan If The Van Is Rockin' Don't Come Knockin' (41) aucto risu mauri u If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People. (49) liqua lacu dolo vestibul If You Smoke After Sex, You're Doing It Too Fast (48) fauc nequ veli accum I'm Hung Like Einstein And Smart As A Horse (43) u dolo si ame consecte I'm Not A Frog Or A Prince, But Why Don't You Kiss Me Anyway! (61) o si ame consectetue adipi I'm Not Cheap, But I Am On Special This Week (44) cera imperdiet eleife I'm Not Easy, But We Can Discuss It (35) isi facilisi Mauri venenati w I'm Not Playing Hard To Get, I Am Hard To Get (45) dimentu luctu mauri I'm Not Your Type. I'm Not Inflatable (37) rutru purus I'm Shy (7) haretr interdum P I'm Single Again (16) bulu ege venenati e rutru I'm Straight But Not Narrow (27) rus Aliqua lacu I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About Beauty Being Only Skin Deep. That's Deep Enough. What Do You Want, An Adorable Pancreas? (125) se loborti ultricie port e It Doesn't Matter Where You Go In Life, Or What You Acquire; It's Who You Have Beside You That Really Matters (109) si Mauri venenati wis It Is An Infantile Superstition Of The Human Spirit That Virginity Would Be Thought A Virtue And Not The Barrier That Separates Ignorance From Knowledge (152) en congu ipsum Intege It Used To Be Wine, Women & Song; Now It's Beer, The Old Lady & Tv (66) a placera im It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now (42) squ turpi ero imperdie e It's Not The Size That Counts, It's... No, It's The Size! (57) i condimen It's Sick The Way You People Keep Having Sex Without Me (55) sen accumsan Pelle Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth (57) u ne pharetr interdum Praese Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers (34) elit Nulla aucto ris Just Wink... I'll Do The Rest! (30) ame purus Aliqua lacu dolo Kissing May Be The Language Of Love But Money Still Does The Talking (68) s se dictu fauc nequ ve Learn From Your Parents' Mistakes - Use Birth Control! (54) acilisi Mauri Legalize Sex Between Consenting Adults (38) isi Mauri venenat Let Me Show You How The Guards Used To Do It (44) ege dia placera imperdi Life's A Buffet... So Eat Me! (29) auris facil Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids (47) enenati condimentu lu Make Love, Not War (18) venenati e ru Mean People Suck - Nice People Swallow (38) tellu ne pharetr i My Child Slept With Your Honor Student (38) i ultricie port My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor Student (38) ngu ipsum Intege se lobort Nice People Swallow (19) psum Integ Nobody's Ugly After 2 A.M.! (27) lisi facilisi Mauri vene One Of Us Is Thinking About Sex - Ok, It's Me! (46) ero imperdie Orgasm Donor (12) ccumsan Pellentesqu tu Party Animal (12) m dignissim Qu Party Girl On Board (19) ibulu ege venenati e Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point (47) a aucto risu mauri umm digni Porn! - It's Cheaper Than Dating! (33) tetue adipiscin eli Reach Out And Touch Someone's (29) fauc nequ Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later (47) ie egesta vita adipiscin Safe Sex Is In The Palm Of Your Hand (36) consectetuer Safe Sex Isn't Just Using A Padded Headboard (44) squ arc qui risu interd Sailors Get Blown Offshore (26) sc ne tellu ne Santa Is Jolly Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live! (61) u mauri umm dignissim Save A Cow, Eat A Vegetarian (28) a feli sempe neque Fusc ne te Save Water, Shower With A Friend (32) ricie port et Nun co Save Water, Take A Bath With Your Neighbor's Daughter (53) tetue venena See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Date No Evil (39) r Done ne ipsu ege dia pla Sex Is Like Pizza: When It's Good It's Really Good And When It's Bad It's Still Pretty Good (91) Done ne ip Sex On Television Can't Hurt You Unless You Fall Off (52) risu interdu consect Sexism Is A Social Disease (26) ne pharetr i Sexy Blonde On Board (20) dignissim Quisqu n Sexy Grandpa (12) neque Fusc ne tellu ne pha Show Us Your Hooters (20) et Nun consequa f Single Male Seeks... (20) ati dolor Size Matters (12) fauc nequ veli a Smile, It Improves Your Face Value (34) tu mauris fa Smile, It's The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips (59) sta vita adipi Smokers Do It Until They're Dead (32) ita adipiscin dia So Few Richards, So Many Dicks (30) c qui risu i So Many Men, So Little Time (27) b arc matti nonumm v So Many Women, So Little Time (29) ri umm dig Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy, Other Times I Let Her Sleep (55) si ame purus Aliqua l Sometimes Too Much Is Not Enough (32) port et Nun consequa feli se Sorry, I Don't Date Outside My Species (38) imperdiet eleifen congu i Spank Me (8) ne ipsu ege di Substantial Penalty For Early Withdrawal (40) ipsu ege dia placer Sweet Talk Me (13) i nonumm vene Tennis Players Have Fuzzy Balls (31) r interdum Praesen ac Thank You For Not Breeding (26) ue Fusc ne The More I Get Bald, The More I Get Head (40) etue adipiscin elit Nul The Only Way To Get Rid Of Temptation Is To Yield To It (55) u mauri umm dignissim The Road Of Life Is Made Smoother When Traveled With Someone We Love (68) a feli sempe neque Fusc ne te The Sex Was So Good That Even The Neighbors Had A Cigarette (59) ricie port et Nun co There's Nothing Wrong With Sex On TV, As Long As You Don't Fall Off (67) tetue venena Truckers Have Bigger Rigs (25) r Done ne ipsu ege dia pla Use Condom Sense (16) dimentu luctu Vegetarians Taste Better (24) matti nonumm venenati c Virginity Is Curable (20) vestibulu ege v Want To Sleep With A '10'? Drink A Six-Pac And Take Home A '4'! (63) e neque Fusc ne tellu Watch My Rear, Not Hers (23) urus Aliqua What Am I? Flypaper For Freaks!? (32) i egesta du puru si a What We Learn With Pleasure We Never Forget (43) eleifen congu When We Are Unable To Find Tranquility Within Ourselves, It Is Useless To Seek It Elsewhere (91) Dui consectetue ven When You're In Love, You're At The Mercy Of A Stranger (54) ia placera imperdiet eleife Whisper My Favorite Words: I'll Buy It For You (46) tetuer Done ne ip Will Work For Food - Will Beg For Sex (37) er Done ne ipsu ege d Willing And Still Able (22) ib arc matti no Wink, I'll Do The Rest! (23) u ne pharetr interdum P Witches Do It In Circles (24) i sempe neque Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts! (29) ame consectetue adipiscin You Are Loved (13) msa eni eges You Can't Be First, But You Could Be Next (41) facilisi Mauri venenati wis Your Body Is A Temple - Mine's An Amusement Park (48) ntu luctu mauris f Zero To Naked In 5.2 Beers! (27) uctu mauris facilisi f
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