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How To Customize and Order a Bumper Sticker or Magnetic Sign

Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.

NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size.
The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.


Love & Sex (140 Listings)

A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste (41)
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A Joy Shared Is A Joy Made Double (33)
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Amateur Gynecologist (20)
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Another Man Against Violence Against Women (42)
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Another Straight White Male Against Racism,Homophobia And Sexism (64)
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Are Those Your Eyeballs? I Found Them In My Cleavage. (53)
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Better Gay Than Grumpy (22)
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Boycott Homophobia (18)
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Celebrate Perversity (20)
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Condoms Are Easier To Change Than Diapers (41)
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Cooking Is Like Love: It Should Be Entered Into With Abandon Or Nor At All (74)
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Copulate, Don't Populate (24)
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Cosmetics: A Woman's Way Of Keeping A Man From Reading Between The Lines (72)
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Dancing Is A Perpendicular Expression Of A Horizontal Desire (60)
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Divers Do It Deeper! (20)
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Do Infants Enjoy Infancy As Much As Adults Enjoy Adultery? (58)
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Don't Bother Me - I'm Living Happily Ever After (47)
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Drag Queens Have More Fun! (26)
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Drink 'Til She's Cute, But Stop Before The Wedding (50)
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Eventually Children Stop Asking Where They Came From And Start Refusing To Tell Where They're Going (99)
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F.B.I. - Female Body Inspector (30)
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Feel Safe Tonight... Sleep With A Cop (37)
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Good Girls Get Fat, Bad Girls Get Eaten (39)
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Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere! (49)
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Have You Felt Your Fuzzy Today? (31)
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Homophobia Is A Social Disease (30)
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Honk If You Had Sex With The President (38)
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Honk If You Slept With Clinton! (31)
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Honk If You're Easy (19)
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I Believe In Tit For Tat. Want Some Tat? (40)
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I Don't Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ (42)
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I Don't Mind Straight People, As Long As They Act Gay In Public (63)
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I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, And Pizza Delivery. Why Leave The House? (71)
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I Love Everybody... And You're Next! (36)
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I Love My Husband (17)
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I Love My Wife (14)
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I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad? (46)
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I Remember When Motorcycles Were Dangerous And Sex Was Safe! (60)
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I'd Rather Be In Bed (20)
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I'd Rather Be Spanking The Monkey (33)
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If All Else Fails, Hug Your Teddy Bear (38)
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If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me? (64)
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If It's Rockin', Don't Come Knockin' (36)
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If The Van Is Rockin' Don't Come Knockin' (41)
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If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People. (49)
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If You Smoke After Sex, You're Doing It Too Fast (48)
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I'm Hung Like Einstein And Smart As A Horse (43)
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I'm Not A Frog Or A Prince, But Why Don't You Kiss Me Anyway! (61)
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I'm Not Cheap, But I Am On Special This Week (44)
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I'm Not Easy, But We Can Discuss It (35)
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I'm Not Playing Hard To Get, I Am Hard To Get (45)
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I'm Not Your Type. I'm Not Inflatable (37)
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I'm Shy (7)
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I'm Single Again (16)
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I'm Straight But Not Narrow (27)
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I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About Beauty Being Only Skin Deep. That's Deep Enough. What Do You Want, An Adorable Pancreas? (125)
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It Doesn't Matter Where You Go In Life, Or What You Acquire; It's Who You Have Beside You That Really Matters (109)
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It Is An Infantile Superstition Of The Human Spirit That Virginity Would Be Thought A Virtue And Not The Barrier That Separates Ignorance From Knowledge (152)
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It Used To Be Wine, Women & Song; Now It's Beer, The Old Lady & Tv (66)
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It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now (42)
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It's Not The Size That Counts, It's... No, It's The Size! (57)
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It's Sick The Way You People Keep Having Sex Without Me (55)
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Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth (57)
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Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers (34)
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Just Wink... I'll Do The Rest! (30)
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Kissing May Be The Language Of Love But Money Still Does The Talking (68)
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Learn From Your Parents' Mistakes - Use Birth Control! (54)
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Legalize Sex Between Consenting Adults (38)
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Let Me Show You How The Guards Used To Do It (44)
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Life's A Buffet... So Eat Me! (29)
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Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids (47)
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Make Love, Not War (18)
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Mean People Suck - Nice People Swallow (38)
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My Child Slept With Your Honor Student (38)
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My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor Student (38)
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Nice People Swallow (19)
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Nobody's Ugly After 2 A.M.! (27)
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One Of Us Is Thinking About Sex - Ok, It's Me! (46)
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Orgasm Donor (12)
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Party Animal (12)
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Party Girl On Board (19)
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Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point (47)
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Porn! - It's Cheaper Than Dating! (33)
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Reach Out And Touch Someone's (29)
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Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later (47)
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Safe Sex Is In The Palm Of Your Hand (36)
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Safe Sex Isn't Just Using A Padded Headboard (44)
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Sailors Get Blown Offshore (26)
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Santa Is Jolly Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live! (61)
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Save A Cow, Eat A Vegetarian (28)
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Save Water, Shower With A Friend (32)
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Save Water, Take A Bath With Your Neighbor's Daughter (53)
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See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Date No Evil (39)
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Sex Is Like Pizza: When It's Good It's Really Good And When It's Bad It's Still Pretty Good (91)
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Sex On Television Can't Hurt You Unless You Fall Off (52)
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Sexism Is A Social Disease (26)
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Sexy Blonde On Board (20)
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Sexy Grandpa (12)
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Show Us Your Hooters (20)
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Single Male Seeks... (20)
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Size Matters (12)
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Smile, It Improves Your Face Value (34)
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Smile, It's The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips (59)
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Smokers Do It Until They're Dead (32)
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So Few Richards, So Many Dicks (30)
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So Many Men, So Little Time (27)
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So Many Women, So Little Time (29)
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Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy, Other Times I Let Her Sleep (55)
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Sometimes Too Much Is Not Enough (32)
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Sorry, I Don't Date Outside My Species (38)
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Spank Me (8)
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Substantial Penalty For Early Withdrawal (40)
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Sweet Talk Me (13)
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Tennis Players Have Fuzzy Balls (31)
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Thank You For Not Breeding (26)
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The More I Get Bald, The More I Get Head (40)
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The Only Way To Get Rid Of Temptation Is To Yield To It (55)
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The Road Of Life Is Made Smoother When Traveled With Someone We Love (68)
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The Sex Was So Good That Even The Neighbors Had A Cigarette (59)
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There's Nothing Wrong With Sex On TV, As Long As You Don't Fall Off (67)
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Truckers Have Bigger Rigs (25)
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Use Condom Sense (16)
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Vegetarians Taste Better (24)
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Virginity Is Curable (20)
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Want To Sleep With A '10'? Drink A Six-Pac And Take Home A '4'! (63)
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Watch My Rear, Not Hers (23)
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What Am I? Flypaper For Freaks!? (32)
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What We Learn With Pleasure We Never Forget (43)
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When We Are Unable To Find Tranquility Within Ourselves, It Is Useless To Seek It Elsewhere (91)
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When You're In Love, You're At The Mercy Of A Stranger (54)
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Whisper My Favorite Words: I'll Buy It For You (46)
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Will Work For Food - Will Beg For Sex (37)
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Willing And Still Able (22)
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Wink, I'll Do The Rest! (23)
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Witches Do It In Circles (24)
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Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts! (29)
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You Are Loved (13)
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You Can't Be First, But You Could Be Next (41)
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Your Body Is A Temple - Mine's An Amusement Park (48)
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Zero To Naked In 5.2 Beers! (27)
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