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Love & Sex (140 Listings)

A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

A Joy Shared Is A Joy Made Double

Amateur Gynecologist

Another Man Against Violence Against Women

Another Straight White Male Against Racism,Homophobia And Sexism

Are Those Your Eyeballs? I Found Them In My Cleavage.

Better Gay Than Grumpy

Boycott Homophobia

Celebrate Perversity

Condoms Are Easier To Change Than Diapers

Cooking Is Like Love: It Should Be Entered Into With Abandon Or Nor At All

Copulate, Don't Populate

Cosmetics: A Woman's Way Of Keeping A Man From Reading Between The Lines

Dancing Is A Perpendicular Expression Of A Horizontal Desire

Divers Do It Deeper!

Do Infants Enjoy Infancy As Much As Adults Enjoy Adultery?

Don't Bother Me - I'm Living Happily Ever After

Drag Queens Have More Fun!

Drink 'Til She's Cute, But Stop Before The Wedding

Eventually Children Stop Asking Where They Came From And Start Refusing To Tell Where They're Going

F.B.I. - Female Body Inspector

Feel Safe Tonight... Sleep With A Cop

Good Girls Get Fat, Bad Girls Get Eaten

Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere!

Have You Felt Your Fuzzy Today?

Homophobia Is A Social Disease

Honk If You Had Sex With The President

Honk If You Slept With Clinton!

Honk If You're Easy

I Believe In Tit For Tat. Want Some Tat?

I Don't Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ

I Don't Mind Straight People, As Long As They Act Gay In Public

I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, And Pizza Delivery. Why Leave The House?

I Love Everybody... And You're Next!

I Love My Husband

I Love My Wife

I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad?

I Remember When Motorcycles Were Dangerous And Sex Was Safe!

I'd Rather Be In Bed

I'd Rather Be Spanking The Monkey

If All Else Fails, Hug Your Teddy Bear

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?

If It's Rockin', Don't Come Knockin'

If The Van Is Rockin' Don't Come Knockin'

If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.

If You Smoke After Sex, You're Doing It Too Fast

I'm Hung Like Einstein And Smart As A Horse

I'm Not A Frog Or A Prince, But Why Don't You Kiss Me Anyway!

I'm Not Cheap, But I Am On Special This Week

I'm Not Easy, But We Can Discuss It

I'm Not Playing Hard To Get, I Am Hard To Get

I'm Not Your Type. I'm Not Inflatable

I'm Shy

I'm Single Again

I'm Straight But Not Narrow

I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About Beauty Being Only Skin Deep. That's Deep Enough. What Do You Want, An Adorable Pancreas?

It Doesn't Matter Where You Go In Life, Or What You Acquire; It's Who You Have Beside You That Really Matters

It Is An Infantile Superstition Of The Human Spirit That Virginity Would Be Thought A Virtue And Not The Barrier That Separates Ignorance From Knowledge

It Used To Be Wine, Women & Song; Now It's Beer, The Old Lady & Tv

It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now

It's Not The Size That Counts, It's... No, It's The Size!

It's Sick The Way You People Keep Having Sex Without Me

Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth

Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers

Just Wink... I'll Do The Rest!

Kissing May Be The Language Of Love But Money Still Does The Talking

Learn From Your Parents' Mistakes - Use Birth Control!

Legalize Sex Between Consenting Adults

Let Me Show You How The Guards Used To Do It

Life's A Buffet... So Eat Me!

Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids

Make Love, Not War

Mean People Suck - Nice People Swallow

My Child Slept With Your Honor Student

My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor Student

Nice People Swallow

Nobody's Ugly After 2 A.M.!

One Of Us Is Thinking About Sex - Ok, It's Me!

Orgasm Donor

Party Animal

Party Girl On Board

Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point

Porn! - It's Cheaper Than Dating!

Reach Out And Touch Someone's

Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later

Safe Sex Is In The Palm Of Your Hand

Safe Sex Isn't Just Using A Padded Headboard

Sailors Get Blown Offshore

Santa Is Jolly Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live!

Save A Cow, Eat A Vegetarian

Save Water, Shower With A Friend

Save Water, Take A Bath With Your Neighbor's Daughter

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Date No Evil

Sex Is Like Pizza: When It's Good It's Really Good And When It's Bad It's Still Pretty Good

Sex On Television Can't Hurt You Unless You Fall Off

Sexism Is A Social Disease

Sexy Blonde On Board

Sexy Grandpa

Show Us Your Hooters

Single Male Seeks...

Size Matters

Smile, It Improves Your Face Value

Smile, It's The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips

Smokers Do It Until They're Dead

So Few Richards, So Many Dicks

So Many Men, So Little Time

So Many Women, So Little Time

Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy, Other Times I Let Her Sleep

Sometimes Too Much Is Not Enough

Sorry, I Don't Date Outside My Species

Spank Me

Substantial Penalty For Early Withdrawal

Sweet Talk Me

Tennis Players Have Fuzzy Balls

Thank You For Not Breeding

The More I Get Bald, The More I Get Head

The Only Way To Get Rid Of Temptation Is To Yield To It

The Road Of Life Is Made Smoother When Traveled With Someone We Love

The Sex Was So Good That Even The Neighbors Had A Cigarette

There's Nothing Wrong With Sex On TV, As Long As You Don't Fall Off

Truckers Have Bigger Rigs

Use Condom Sense

Vegetarians Taste Better

Virginity Is Curable

Want To Sleep With A '10'? Drink A Six-Pac And Take Home A '4'!

Watch My Rear, Not Hers

What Am I? Flypaper For Freaks!?

What We Learn With Pleasure We Never Forget

When We Are Unable To Find Tranquility Within Ourselves, It Is Useless To Seek It Elsewhere

When You're In Love, You're At The Mercy Of A Stranger

Whisper My Favorite Words: I'll Buy It For You

Will Work For Food - Will Beg For Sex

Willing And Still Able

Wink, I'll Do The Rest!

Witches Do It In Circles

Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts!

You Are Loved

You Can't Be First, But You Could Be Next

Your Body Is A Temple - Mine's An Amusement Park

Zero To Naked In 5.2 Beers!

BROWSE CATEGORY LISTINGS - OVER 2000 MESSAGES

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Generation Gap
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I Love...
I'd Rather...
Just Silly
Love & Sex
Mental Health
My Other Car...
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Sick & Twisted
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