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How To Customize and Order a Bumper Sticker or Magnetic Sign

Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.

NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size.
The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.


Mental Health (129 Listings)

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A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory (54)
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A Closed Mind Is A Wonderful Thing To Lose (42)
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A Conclusion Is Simply The Place Where You Got Tired Of Thinking (64)
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A Cubicle Is Just A Padded Cell Without A Door (46)
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A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal (33)
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A Happy Childhood Lasts A Lifetime...Prevent Child Abuse (56)
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Adult Child Of Alien Invaders (29)
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All The Cookies Are Not In The Jar (34)
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Allow Me To Introduce My Selves (31)
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Ambition Is A Poor Excuse For Not Having Enough Sense To Be Lazy (64)
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An Erection Does Not Count As Personal Growth (45)
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Any Connection Between Your Reality And Mine Is Purely Coincidental (67)
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Are You Alive, Or Are You Memorex? (34)
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Artificial Intelligence Usually Beats Real Stupidity (52)
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Avoid Hangovers: Stay Drunk (27)
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Being Weird Isn't Enough (24)
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Better Living Through Denial (28)
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Better To Understand A Little Than To Misunderstand A Lot (57)
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Beware: Mid-Life Crisis In Progress (35)
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Blow Up Your TV (15)
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Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel (32)
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Bottomless Pit Of Needs & Wants (31)
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Can You Be A Closet Claustrophobic? (35)
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Clean Car: The Sign Of A Sick Mind (34)
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Clean Desk: The Sign Of A Sick Mind (35)
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Conformity Spreads Like A Virus, And You Can Only Catch Uniqueness From Yourself (80)
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Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps (46)
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Conversation Enriches The Understanding, But Solitude Is The School Of Genius (77)
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Dain Bramaged (13)
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Depression: Anger Minus Enthusiasm (34)
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Do What The Voices Tell You To Do! (34)
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Does Your Train Of Thought Have A Caboose? (42)
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Dreams Are The Touchstones Of Our Characters (44)
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Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again? (46)
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Everyone Thinks I'm Psychotic, Except For My Friends Deep Inside The Earth (74)
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God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends (43)
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Honk If You Are Codependent (27)
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I Came, I Saw, I Took Prozac! (29)
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I Came, I Saw, I Took Valium! (29)
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I Can Read Your Mind, And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself (59)
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I Can't Go To Work Today - The Voices Told Me To Stay Home And Clean The Guns (77)
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I Can't Remember If I'm The Good Twin Or The Evil One (53)
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I Do What The Voices In My Head Tell Me To (42)
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To Do (44)
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I Do Whatever The Little Voices Tell Me To Do (45)
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I Don't Know Much But I Lead The League In Nostril Hair (55)
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I Don't Know What Your Problem Is, But I'll Bet It's Hard To Pronounce (70)
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I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Money (34)
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I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It (56)
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I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, And Pizza Delivery. Why Leave The House? (71)
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I Have Kleptomania, But When It Gets Bad, I Take Something For It. (66)
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I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere (56)
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I Just Do What The Little Voices Tell Me To Do (46)
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I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Was Unfamiliar Territory (55)
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I Plead Contemporary Insanity (29)
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I Refuse To Star In Your Psychodrama (36)
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I Suffer From C.R.S. Can't Remember Shit (40)
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I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're Ok Now (44)
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I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke (45)
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I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out (58)
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I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Labotomy (63)
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling (69)
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If I Had Another Brain, It Would Be Very Lonely (47)
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If Someone With Multiple Personalities Threatens To Kill Himself, Is It Considered A Hostage Situation? (103)
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If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One? (62)
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I'm A Few Beers Short Of A Six-Pack (35)
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I'm A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus (34)
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I'm A Few Feathers Short Of A Whole Duck (40)
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I'm A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal (37)
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I'm A Few Peas Short Of A Casserole (35)
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I'm An Experiment In Artificial Stupidity (41)
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I'm As Confused As A Baby In A Topless Bar (42)
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I'm Missing A Few Buttons On My Remote Control (46)
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I'm Not An Alcoholic - I'm A Drunk - Alcoholics Go To Meetings! (63)
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I'm Not Crazy, I've Just Been In A Very Bad Mood For 30 Years (61)
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I'm Not Schizophrenic. You Only Think We Are! (45)
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I'm Not Tense, Just Terribly, Terribly Alert (44)
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I'm One Fruit Loop Shy Of A Full Bowl (37)
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I'm One Taco Short Of A Combination Plate (41)
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I'm Out Of My Mind, But Feel Free To Leave A Message (52)
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I'm Trying To Imagine You With A Personality (44)
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Insanity Is Hereditary, You Get It From Your Kids (49)
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Insanity: The Only Way To Deal With Reality (43)
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Is It Time For Your Medication Or Mine? (39)
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It's As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You (53)
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It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood (45)
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Just Say No To Ritalin (22)
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Kill Your Television (20)
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Laugh At Your Problems... Everyone Else Does! (45)
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Life Is A Banquet, And Most Poor Suckers Are Starving (53)
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Madness Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change (48)
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Mental Illness Is Hereditary... You Get It From Your Kids! (58)
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My Antenna Doesn't Pick Up All The Channels (43)
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My Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (51)
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My Inferiority Complex Is Not As Good As Yours (46)
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My IQ Test Came Back Negative (29)
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My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States (61)
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My Reality Check Bounced! (25)
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My Therapist Says It's Not My Fault (35)
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Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes (26)
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Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most (52)
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Of Course I'm Drunk, I'm No Stunt Driver (40)
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Okay, Who Stopped The Payment On My Reality Check? (50)
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Out Of My Head - Back In 5 Minutes (34)
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Question Reality (16)
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Reality Is For People Who Can't Handle Drugs (44)
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Reality Is For People Who Lack Imagination (42)
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Reality Is When It Happens To You (33)
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Reality? That's Where The Pizza Delivery Guy Comes From! (56)
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Runs With Scissors (18)
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Support Mental Health Or I Will Kill You! (41)
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Talent Develops In Tranquillity, Character In The Full Current Of Human Life (76)
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The Best Way To Get On Your Feet Is To Get Off Your Ass (55)
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The Greatest Pleasure In Life Is Doing What People Say You Cannot Do (68)
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The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead (46)
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There Is No Great Genius Without A Touch Of Madness (51)
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There Is Nothing In Which People More Reveal Their Character Than In What They Laugh At (87)
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Try Not To Let Your Mind Wander. It Is Too Small To Be Out By Itself. (70)
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Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship (41)
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When I'm Not In My Right Mind, My Left Mind Gets Pretty Crowded (63)
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When In Trouble, When In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout (64)
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Why Be Born Again When You Can Just Grow Up? (44)
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Why Be Normal? (14)
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You Have To Be Real Secure To Be Seen In A Car Like This (56)
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You Sound Reasonable. Time To Up The Medication. (48)
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You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me (56)
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You're Under Too Much Stress When You Wake Up Screaming And You Haven't Even Fallen Asleep Yet (94)
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