A Lot Of Good Arguments Are Spoiled By Some Fool Who Knows What He's Talking About (82)
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All Stressed Out And No One To Choke (36)
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Beware: Mid-Life Crisis In Progress (35)
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Borrow Money From Pessimists - They Don't Expect It Back (56)
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Do I Look Like A Friggin' People Person? (40)
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Do They Ever Shut Up On Your Planet? (36)
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Doing Something Right The First Time Means Nobody Appreciates How Difficult It Was (82)
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Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway (30)
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Enough With The Ribbons Already! (32)
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Every Morning Is The Dawn Of A New Error (40)
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Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid. Some Just Abuse The Privilege. (65)
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For Every Action, There Is An Equal And Opposite Criticism (58)
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Friends May Come And Go, But Enemies Accumulate (47)
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Good News Is Just Life's Way Of Keeping You Off Balance (55)
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Gravity Is A Myth... The Earth Sucks (36)
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Happiness Is Merely The Remission Of Pain (41)
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He Who Hesitates Is Probably Right (34)
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. (69)
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I Can't Stand It Anymore (24)
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I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe (56)
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I Have Seen The Truth And It Makes No Sense (43)
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I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke (45)
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I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out (58)
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If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends? (60)
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If Everything Is Going Well, You Have Overlooked Something (58)
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If The Enemy Is In Range, So Are You (36)
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If You Can Keep Your Head When All Around Are Losing Theirs You Have Failed To Grasp The Situation (98)
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If You Find Something You Like, Buy A Lifetime Supply, Because They Will Stop Making It (87)
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If You Think That There Is Good In Everybody, You Haven't Met Everybody (71)
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If You Think You're Not Confused, You're Just Not Thinking Too Clearly (70)
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If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention (51)
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If You're Short Of Everything But The Enemy, You're In A Combat Zone (68)
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I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People (54)
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It's As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You (53)
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It's Hard To Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything Good (63)
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It's Hard To Make A Comeback When You Haven't Been Anywhere (59)
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Laugh Alone And The World Thinks You're An Idiot (48)
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Law Of Probability Dispersal: Whatever It Is That Hits The Fan Will Not Be Evenly Distributed (93)
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Make It Idiot Proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot (56)
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Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7th Of Your Life (50)
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Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups (62)
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Nine Out Of Ten People Who Change Their Minds Are Wrong The Second Time, Too (76)
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No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake (44)
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No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldn't Work Anyway. (52)
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Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be (34)
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Poo Poo Occurs (14)
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Practice Random And Senseless Acts (34)
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Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down (51)
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Same Shit - Different Millennium (32)
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Santa's Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses (53)
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Sarcasm Is Just One More Service We Offer (41)
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Save The Planet - Kill Yourself (31)
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Shit Happens (12)
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So Many Stupid People... So Few Comets (38)
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Some People Are Only Alive Because It Is Illegal To Shoot Them (62)
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Someone Who Thinks Logically Is A Nice Contrast To The Real World (65)
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Success Always Occurs In Private, And Failure In Full View (58)
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Suicide Is The Most Sincere Form Of Self-Criticism (50)
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The Difference Between Genius And Stupidity Is Genius Has Its Limits (68)
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The Facts, Although Interesting, Are Generally Irrelevant (57)
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The Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine (41)
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The Leopard Cannot Change Its Spots (35)
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The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Headlight Of An Approaching Train (75)
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The More I See Of People, The More I Admire Dogs (48)
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The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Cat (46)
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The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Dog (46)
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The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live (52)
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The Other Line Always Moves Faster... Until You Get In It (57)
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The Problem With The Gene Pool Is That There Is No Lifeguard (60)
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The Rat Race Is Over - The Rats Won (35)
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The Severity Of The Itch Is Proportional To The Reach (53)
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The Two Most Common Elements In The Universe Are Hydrogen And Stupidity (71)
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The World Gets A Little Better Every Day, And Worse In The Evening (66)
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There Are Neanderthals Among Us Even Now (40)
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There Is No Gravity: The Earth Just Sucks (41)
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There's One In Every Crowd And They Always Find Me (50)
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This Is As Bad As It Can Get... But Don't Bet On It (51)
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This Is Not The Life I Ordered (30)
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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me (56)
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Today Is The Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday (49)
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Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses (36)
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Two Wrongs Are Only The Beginning (33)
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Very Few Things Happen At The Right Time, And The Rest Do Not Happen At All (75)
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We Are Born Naked, Wet, And Hungry. Then Things Get Worse (57)
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Well, This Day Was A Total Waste Of Makeup (42)
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Whatever (8)
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Whatever Kind Of Look You Were Going For, You Didn't Succeed (60)
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When Everything's Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane (59)
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Who Owns You? (13)
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Why Do People With Closed Minds Always Open Their Mouths? (57)
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Why Me? (7)
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Yesterday Is A Memory, Tomorrow Is A Vision. Today Is A Bitch! (62)
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You Are Validating My Inherent Mistrust Of Strangers (52)
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