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How To Customize and Order a Bumper Sticker or Magnetic Sign
Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.
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NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size. The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.
Pessimistic (94 Listings)
A Lot Of Good Arguments Are Spoiled By Some Fool Who Knows What He's Talking About (82) interdu conse All Stressed Out And No One To Choke (36) purus Quisqu arc qui ri Beware: Mid-Life Crisis In Progress (35) s Quisqu arc qui risu interd Borrow Money From Pessimists - They Don't Expect It Back (56) aucto risu mauri umm Do I Look Like A Friggin' People Person? (40) un consequa Do They Ever Shut Up On Your Planet? (36) a lacu dolo v Doing Something Right The First Time Means Nobody Appreciates How Difficult It Was (82) i ultricie port et Nun co Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway (30) lo si ame c Enough With The Ribbons Already! (32) vita adipiscin diam Dui co Every Morning Is The Dawn Of A New Error (40) turpi ero imperdi Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid. Some Just Abuse The Privilege. (65) ero imperdie egesta For Every Action, There Is An Equal And Opposite Criticism (58) rutru purus Qu Friends May Come And Go, But Enemies Accumulate (47) m dignissim Quisqu nib Good News Is Just Life's Way Of Keeping You Off Balance (55) Nulla aucto r Gravity Is A Myth... The Earth Sucks (36) msa eni egesta du puru si Happiness Is Merely The Remission Of Pain (41) e se loborti He Who Hesitates Is Probably Right (34) e adipiscin I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. (69) su dolo si ame consect I Can't Stand It Anymore (24) venenati wis s I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe (56) esqu turpi ero imperdie eges I Have Seen The Truth And It Makes No Sense (43) arc qui risu int I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke (45) ati e rutru purus Quisqu a I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out (58) a feli sempe neque If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends? (60) elit Nulla aucto risu ma If Everything Is Going Well, You Have Overlooked Something (58) e port et Nun If The Enemy Is In Range, So Are You (36) Intege se loborti ultri If You Can Keep Your Head When All Around Are Losing Theirs You Have Failed To Grasp The Situation (98) scin diam Dui If You Find Something You Like, Buy A Lifetime Supply, Because They Will Stop Making It (87) si ame purus Aliqua lacu d If You Think That There Is Good In Everybody, You Haven't Met Everybody (71) e consectetue If You Think You're Not Confused, You're Just Not Thinking Too Clearly (70) enenati dolor Mauri soll If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention (51) cilisi Mauri vene If You're Short Of Everything But The Enemy, You're In A Combat Zone (68) su ege dia placera impe I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People (54) u mauris fa It's As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You (53) m venenati condimentu It's Hard To Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything Good (63) ge venenati e It's Hard To Make A Comeback When You Haven't Been Anywhere (59) ne tellu ne pharet Laugh Alone And The World Thinks You're An Idiot (48) orti ultricie p Law Of Probability Dispersal: Whatever It Is That Hits The Fan Will Not Be Evenly Distributed (93) congu ipsum Intege se lo Make It Idiot Proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot (56) u ipsum Intege se loborti ult Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7th Of Your Life (50) acilisi facilisi Mauri v Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups (62) rpi ero impe Nine Out Of Ten People Who Change Their Minds Are Wrong The Second Time, Too (76) n accumsan Pellentesqu No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake (44) umm dignissim No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldn't Work Anyway. (52) estibulu ege venenat Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be (34) cumsa eni egesta Poo Poo Occurs (14) se dictu fauc nequ veli ac Practice Random And Senseless Acts (34) etue adipiscin elit Nu Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down (51) eifen congu ipsum Same Shit - Different Millennium (32) ri venenati wis se dictu Santa's Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses (53) uris facilisi f Sarcasm Is Just One More Service We Offer (41) u arc qui risu interdu cons Save The Planet - Kill Yourself (31) Praesen accum Shit Happens (12) i e rutru purus Quisq So Many Stupid People... So Few Comets (38) dolo vestib Some People Are Only Alive Because It Is Illegal To Shoot Them (62) icie port et Nun conseq Someone Who Thinks Logically Is A Nice Contrast To The Real World (65) i wis se dictu fau Success Always Occurs In Private, And Failure In Full View (58) ipiscin diam Dui consecte Suicide Is The Most Sincere Form Of Self-Criticism (50) ro imperdie eges The Difference Between Genius And Stupidity Is Genius Has Its Limits (68) atti nonumm venenati condime The Facts, Although Interesting, Are Generally Irrelevant (57) tu mauris facilisi facilis The Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine (41) lentesqu turpi The Leopard Cannot Change Its Spots (35) rdum Praesen accumsan Pe The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Headlight Of An Approaching Train (75) risu mauri umm The More I See Of People, The More I Admire Dogs (48) lacu dolo vestibulu eg The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Cat (46) equ veli accumsa en The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Dog (46) nenati wis se dictu fauc nequ The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live (52) i wis se dict The Other Line Always Moves Faster... Until You Get In It (57) rpi ero imperdie egesta vit The Problem With The Gene Pool Is That There Is No Lifeguard (60) risu interdu c The Rat Race Is Over - The Rats Won (35) utru purus Quisqu arc qui The Severity Of The Itch Is Proportional To The Reach (53) purus Quisqu arc qui risu int The Two Most Common Elements In The Universe Are Hydrogen And Stupidity (71) r interdum Prae The World Gets A Little Better Every Day, And Worse In The Evening (66) et Nun cons There Are Neanderthals Among Us Even Now (40) se loborti ultricie p There Is No Gravity: The Earth Just Sucks (41) oborti ultricie port et Nu There's One In Every Crowd And They Always Find Me (50) uri venenati wis se This Is As Bad As It Can Get... But Don't Bet On It (51) sta vita adipiscin diam Dui This Is Not The Life I Ordered (30) squ turpi ero impe This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me (56) qu nib arc Today Is The Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday (49) ti e rutru purus Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses (36) i umm dignissim Quisqu n Two Wrongs Are Only The Beginning (33) a adipiscin Very Few Things Happen At The Right Time, And The Rest Do Not Happen At All (75) ondimentu luctu mauris We Are Born Naked, Wet, And Hungry. Then Things Get Worse (57) lu ne pharetr inte Well, This Day Was A Total Waste Of Makeup (42) lo vestibulu ege venenati Whatever (8) ame purus Aliqu Whatever Kind Of Look You Were Going For, You Didn't Succeed (60) Intege se loborti ultricie When Everything's Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane (59) enati dolor Ma Who Owns You? (13) t eleifen congu ipsum Why Do People With Closed Minds Always Open Their Mouths? (57) u ege dia pl Why Me? (7) dia placera imp Yesterday Is A Memory, Tomorrow Is A Vision. Today Is A Bitch! (62) venenati c You Are Validating My Inherent Mistrust Of Strangers (52) um Praesen accumsan
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