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It's the wildest, wackiest collection on the Web! Over 2000 "Classic & Current" messages, from silly to serious, from crude to classy, from raunchy to refined... They're all here! Search by category, or enter keywords into the search box below. And if you don't like these, just type in your own custom message!
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A Lot Of Good Arguments Are Spoiled By Some Fool Who Knows What He's Talking About
A PBS Mind In An MTV World
All Stressed Out And No One To Choke
Beware: Mid-Life Crisis In Progress
Borrow Money From Pessimists - They Don't Expect It Back
Do I Look Like A Friggin' People Person?
Do They Ever Shut Up On Your Planet?
Doing Something Right The First Time Means Nobody Appreciates How Difficult It Was
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Enough With The Ribbons Already!
Every Morning Is The Dawn Of A New Error
Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid. Some Just Abuse The Privilege.
For Every Action, There Is An Equal And Opposite Criticism
Friends May Come And Go, But Enemies Accumulate
Good News Is Just Life's Way Of Keeping You Off Balance
Gravity Is A Myth... The Earth Sucks
Happiness Is Merely The Remission Of Pain
He Who Hesitates Is Probably Right
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
I Can't Stand It Anymore
I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe
I Have Seen The Truth And It Makes No Sense
I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke
I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out
If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?
If Everything Is Going Well, You Have Overlooked Something
If The Enemy Is In Range, So Are You
If You Can Keep Your Head When All Around Are Losing Theirs You Have Failed To Grasp The Situation
If You Find Something You Like, Buy A Lifetime Supply, Because They Will Stop Making It
If You Think That There Is Good In Everybody, You Haven't Met Everybody
If You Think You're Not Confused, You're Just Not Thinking Too Clearly
If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention
If You're Short Of Everything But The Enemy, You're In A Combat Zone
I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People
It's As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You
It's Hard To Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything Good
It's Hard To Make A Comeback When You Haven't Been Anywhere
Laugh Alone And The World Thinks You're An Idiot
Law Of Probability Dispersal: Whatever It Is That Hits The Fan Will Not Be Evenly Distributed
Make It Idiot Proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot
Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7th Of Your Life
Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
Nine Out Of Ten People Who Change Their Minds Are Wrong The Second Time, Too
No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake
No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldn't Work Anyway.
Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be
Poo Poo Occurs
Practice Random And Senseless Acts
Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down
Same Shit - Different Millennium
Santa's Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses
Sarcasm Is Just One More Service We Offer
Save The Planet - Kill Yourself
Shit Happens
So Many Stupid People... So Few Comets
Some People Are Only Alive Because It Is Illegal To Shoot Them
Someone Who Thinks Logically Is A Nice Contrast To The Real World
Success Always Occurs In Private, And Failure In Full View
Suicide Is The Most Sincere Form Of Self-Criticism
The Difference Between Genius And Stupidity Is Genius Has Its Limits
The Facts, Although Interesting, Are Generally Irrelevant
The Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine
The Leopard Cannot Change Its Spots
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Headlight Of An Approaching Train
The More I See Of People, The More I Admire Dogs
The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Cat
The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Dog
The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live
The Other Line Always Moves Faster... Until You Get In It
The Problem With The Gene Pool Is That There Is No Lifeguard
The Rat Race Is Over - The Rats Won
The Severity Of The Itch Is Proportional To The Reach
The Two Most Common Elements In The Universe Are Hydrogen And Stupidity
The World Gets A Little Better Every Day, And Worse In The Evening
There Are Neanderthals Among Us Even Now
There Is No Gravity: The Earth Just Sucks
There's One In Every Crowd And They Always Find Me
This Is As Bad As It Can Get... But Don't Bet On It
This Is Not The Life I Ordered
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
Today Is The Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday
Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses
Two Wrongs Are Only The Beginning
Very Few Things Happen At The Right Time, And The Rest Do Not Happen At All
We Are Born Naked, Wet, And Hungry. Then Things Get Worse
Well, This Day Was A Total Waste Of Makeup
Whatever
Whatever Kind Of Look You Were Going For, You Didn't Succeed
When Everything's Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane
Who Owns You?
Why Do People With Closed Minds Always Open Their Mouths?
Why Me?
Yesterday Is A Memory, Tomorrow Is A Vision. Today Is A Bitch!
You Are Validating My Inherent Mistrust Of Strangers
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