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Philosophical (89 Listings)

A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Must Begin With A Single Step

A Man Sooner Or Later Discovers That He Is The Master-Gardener Of His Soul, The Director Of His Life

A Man's Reputation Is What Other People Think Of Him; His Character Is What He Really Is

A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese

A Pat On The Back Is Only A Few Centimeters From A Kick In The Ass

A Rich Man's Display Of Generosity Is Like A Dog Walking On His Hind Legs... It Is Rarely Done Well, But We Are Still Surprised To Find It Done At All

A Truly Wise Man Never Plays Leapfrog With A Unicorn

Adversity Makes Men, And Prosperity Makes Monsters

Aim Above Morality. Be Not Simply Good, Be Good For Something

Always Do Right. This Will Gratify Some And Astonish The Rest

As Long As We Have Memories, Yesterday Remains. As Long As We Have Hope, Tomorrow Awaits. As Long As We Have Friendship, Today Is Beautiful

Be Not Too Hasty To Trust Or Admire The Teachers Of Morality: They Discourse Like Angels But They Live Like Men

Beauty Is Truth, Truth Beauty, That Is All Ye Know On Earth, And All Ye Need To Know

Beware The Man Of One Book

Books & History & Truth... Oh, My!

Character Is Destiny

Conformity Spreads Like A Virus, And You Can Only Catch Uniqueness From Yourself

Consider The Lilies Of The Field, How They Grow; They Toil Not, Neither Do They Spin

Conversation Enriches The Understanding, But Solitude Is The School Of Genius

Destiny Is Not A Matter Of Chance, It Is A Matter Of Choice. It Is Not A Thing To Be Waited For, It Is A Thing To Be Achieved

Do, Or Do Not. There Is No "Try"

Don't Sweat The Petty Things, And Don't Pet The Sweaty Things

Don't Take Life Too Seriously - You Won't Get Out Alive

Dreams Are The Touchstones Of Our Characters

Even If You're On The Right Track, If You Just Stand There, You'll Be Run Over

Every Exit Is An Entry To Somewhere Else

Everything Should Be Made As Simple As Possible, But No Simpler

Exceptions Prove The Rule, And Destroy The Battle Plan

Experience Is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It

For As Long As Possible, Live Free. - Thoreau

Happiness Is Not A State To Arrive At, But A Manner Of Traveling

He Who Sacrifices His Conscience To Ambition Burns A Picture To Obtain The Ashes

Hide Not Your Talents, They For Use Were Made. What's A Sundial In The Shade?

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be

I Have Measured Out My Life With Coffee Spoons

If It Weren't For The Last Minute, Nothing Would Get Done

If The Mountain Will Not Come To Mohammed, Then Mohammed Will Go To The Mountain

If You Must Choose Between Two Evils, Pick The One You've Never Tried Before

Ignorance Is Bliss

Integrity Without Knowledge Is Useless, And Knowledge Without Integrity Is Dangerous

It Is Better To Ask Some Of The Questions Than To Know All Of The Answers

It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees

It Is Better To Fail In Originality Than To Succeed In Imitation

It Is Good To Have An End To Journey Toward; But It Is The Journey That Matters, In The End

It's Easier To Obtain Forgiveness Than Permission

Just Living Is Not Enough... One Must Have Sunshine, Freedom, And A Little Flower

Life Is A Banquet, And Most Poor Suckers Are Starving

Life Is Like A Dogsled Team... If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes

Life Is Short. Don't Be A Dick!

Life Is Uncertain. Eat Dessert First

Life Is Wonderful - Without It We'd All Be Dead

Life's A Beach

Life's A Buffet... So Eat Me!

Life's A Witch, And Then You Fly

Life's Tragedy Is That We Get Old To Soon And Wise Too Late

Live Simply So That Others May Simply Live

May The Road Rise Up To Meet You, May The Wind Be At Your Back

Meandering To A Different Drummer

Nearly All Men Can Stand Adversity, But If You Want To Test A Man's Character, Give Him Power

Never Give Up On A Dream Just Because Of The Length Of Time It Will Take To Accomplish It. The Time Will Pass Anyway

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Avoid Doing Altogether

No Man Is An Island... Except Manhattan, Of Course!

One Who Walks In Another's Tracks Leaves No Footprints... Break Free!

Procrastination Is The Art Of Keeping Up With Yesterday

Ralph Happens

Reality Is When It Happens To You

Some Days You're The Pigeon - Some Days You're The Statue

The Hardest Thing To Learn In Life Is Which Bridge To Cross And Which To Burn

The Leopard Cannot Change Its Spots

The Sleep Of Reason Produces Monsters. - Goethe

The Voyage Of Discovery Is Not In Seeking New Landscapes But In Having New Eyes

There Are Three Ingredients In The Good Life: Learning, Earning And Yearning

There Are Two Rules For Ultimate Success In Life. Never Tell Everything You Know.

There Is No Cure For Birth And Death Save To Enjoy The Interval

There's More Than One Way To Skin A Cat

Those Who Abandon Their Dreams Will Discourage Yours

Those Who Cannot Remember The Past Are Condemned To Repeat It

Time Is Nature's Way Of Making Sure That Everything Doesn't Go Wrong At Once

To Accomplish Great Things, You Must Not Only Act, But Dream; Not Only Plan, But Believe

Variety Is The Spice Of Life

Virtue Is Its Own Reward

We Are What We Believe

What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About?

When All Think Alike, No One Thinks Very Much

Whether You Think That You Can, Or That You Can't, You Are Usually Right

You Are Not What You Own

You Can't Tell Which Way The Train Went By Looking At The Track

You Can't Unscramble An Egg

You May Be Disappointed If You Fail, But You Are Doomed If You Don't Try

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