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Political (334 Listings)

A Woman's Place Is In The House... And The Senate

Against Abortion? Don't Have One

Against Abortion? Have A Vasectomy

Alienating Allies since 2000

All Mothers Are Working Women

Always Remember To Pillage Before You Burn

America - Land Of Opportunists

American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species

An Armed Society Is A Polite Society

Another Man Against Violence Against Women

Another Straight White Male Against Racism,Homophobia And Sexism

Any Man Who Is Under 30, And Is Not A Liberal, Has No Heart; And Any Man Who Is Over 30, And Is Not A Conservative, Has No Brains

Apocalypse now!

As the Rapture Approaches, Vote Republican

Baby Jesus will cry unless you vote Republican

Banana Republicans

Be A Voice For Choice, Every Child A Wanted Child

Be Kind. Everyone You Meet Is Fighting A Tough Battle, Too

Because Corporate America Demands It

Because We Want to Destroy the World

Because it's funny to see things fall apart

Because we've never lied to you. Not today, anyway. Okay, definitely not since lunch.

Better A Bleeding Heart Than None At All

Blow Up Your TV

Born Free - Taxed To Death

Boycott Homophobia

Bush & Cheney Got Rich - Did You?

Buy A Bomber

Celebrate Diversity

Celebrate Perversity

Chimpy McFlightsuit for President

Christians for purification of the Mid East

Church And State: Keep Them Separate

Columbus Did Not Discover The New World He Invaded It!

Commie Bore

Compassionate Hatemongering

Conservative Money Corrupts, Liberal Money Is Okay

Conservative Wealth Corrupts - Liberal Wealth Cures

Crackers, Unite

Crush America With Assistance From Unnamed Foreign Leaders

Damn! Al's Brother Wasn't Governor Of Tennessee

Dare To Keep Cops Off Donuts!

Dare To Keep The CIA Off Drugs

Dare To Speak The Truth To The Powerful

Dare To Think For Yourself!

Defend Reproductive Freedom

Demand Universal Healthcare

Democrats and Prosperity: The Good Old Days

Diplomacy - The Art Of Letting Someone Have Your Way

Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying "Nice Doggie!" Until You Can Find A Rock

Diversity Is Our Strength

Do You Trust Your Government?

Does Character Matter Now, You Republican Hypocrites?

Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right

Don't Blame Me - I Didn't Vote For Him

Don't Blame Me - I Voted For... D'oh!

Don't Blame Me, I Voted Against Them All

Don't Mess With Taxes

Don't Re-Elect Anybody

Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition

Don't Switch Horsemen Mid Apocalypse

Don't switch gangs mid bang.

Don't think, vote Republican!

Don't vote for anyone who looks like a Q-Tip

Dupe The Masses - Operation Seize The Oil

Empty The Prisons - Make Room For Congress

End Prohibition Now

Enough With The Ribbons Already!

Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights

Erase Hate

Favoring the Rich at Your Expense

Fear Socialism

Fellate the Rich

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Flying Saucers Are Real, The Air Force Doesn't Exist

Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

Four More Years of Lies

Four more wars! Four more wars!

Free Your Mind Of Racism

Free abortions for everyone

Freedom Means Choice

Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Democrat

Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican

Give Peace A Chance

God, Guts, And Guns Keep America Free

Gore 50,999,897 - Bush 50,456,002 - Never Forget!

Grant? Harding? Nixon? Reagan? You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands

Gun Control: Simple Solutions For Simple Minds

Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do!

Hail To The Commander In Thief

He Who Gives Up Liberty For A Little Security Deserves Neither. - Benjamin Franklin

Health Care Is A Right Not A Privilege

Help Criminals - Ban Guns

Help Me To Help You Screw Up America

Help Osama Finish the Job!

Holocaust Survivors For Holocaust Deniers

Homophobia Is A Social Disease

Honk If You Had Sex With The President

Honk If You Slept With Clinton!

Honor Diversity

Housing Is A Right Not A Privilege

I Don't Mind Straight People, As Long As They Act Gay In Public

I Hope Republicans Win, That Way The Loaded Gun I'm Stroking Right Now Will Sill Be Legal

I Just Want Revenge. Is That So Wrong?

I Know I Voted On A Butterfly Ballot, But How Come I Feel Like I Just Ingested A Pupa?

I Love My Country - But Fear My Government

I Promise Not To Hanoi You

I Vote Pro-Choice

I Vote Pro-Life

I Voted - Didn't Matter

I Wasn't Using Those Civil Rights Anyway

I Won't Lie As Much As Clinton Did

I don't need money, I just like taking yours.

I'd Rather Be Right Than Politically Correct

I'll Give Up My Gun When They Pry It From My Cold, Dead Fingers

I'm A Nomadic Pagan... And I Vote!

I'm An Imbecile And I Vote

I'm Not From Texas, But I Got Here As Fast As I Could

I'm Pro Choice

I'm Pro Choice And I Vote

I'm Pro Life And I Vote

I'm Pro Lifejacket And I Boat

I'm not a war hero, but I play one on Aircraft Carriers

I'm proud To Be A Part OF The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

IRS: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got

If God Meant Us To Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates

If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be A Sacrament

If Pro Is The Opposite Of Con, Then What Is The Opposite Of Progress? Congress!

If Rush Is Right, I'll Take What's Left

If The Enemy Is In Range, So Are You

If The People Lead, Eventually The Leaders Will Follow

If Voting Could Really Change Things, It Would Be Illegal

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One?

If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child?

If You Don't Like The News, Go Out And Make Some Of Your Own

If You Don't Vote, Don't Bitch

If You Think The System Is Working Ask Someone Who Isn't

If only there was some way to marry into the White House

Ignore Authority

Imagine No Handguns

In America, Anyone Can Be President - That's One Of The Risks You Take

Indians Died For Your Christian Sins

Indians: America's Real Founding Fathers

Invading one nation at at time

Invest In America...Buy A Congressman

Iraq First, California Next!

Iraq: We broke it so we should fix it, right?

It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees

It Will Be A Great Day When Our Schools Get All The Money They Need And The Air Force Has To Hold A Bake Sale

It's Easier To Child-Proof Your Gun Than To Bullet-Proof Your Child

It's The Criminals - Stupid

It's The Government I'm Afraid Of

It's the economy, STUPID..ER !

Jack Kevorkian For White House Physician

Jesus Was A Liberal

Jesus Was Not A Bigot

Join The Army, Meet Interesting People, Kill Them

Keep Abortion Legal And Safe

Keep Expectations Low

Keep Government Out Of The Bedroom

Keep Government Out Of The Bedroom And Your Wallet

Keep Hope Alive

Keep Your Laws Off My Body

Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society

Ladies Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society

Legalize Sex Between Consenting Adults

Let Them Fight To The Death

Let's Cure Aids

Let's Make America More French!

Liars in Chief

Listen To Women - For A Change

Lobotomies For Conservatives - It's The Law

Lobotomies For Liberals - It's The Law

Localize Government

Love Jesus. Despise yourself.

Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids

Love Thy First Amendment

Make Love, Not War

Make Polluters Pay

More Positions Than Gumby

More Positions than Paris Hilton

More Positions than the Kama Sutra

More Waffles than Belgium

More wealth for few, on the backs of many!

Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life

My God is better than your God

My Vote Cancels Your Vote

National Health Care Now

Nearly All Men Can Stand Adversity, But If You Want To Test A Man's Character, Give Him Power

Never Doubt That A Small Group Of Committed Citizens Can Change The World

New World Order - Same Old Lies

No Gods No Masters

No More Years

No One Is Free When Others Are Oppressed

No Rest For The Disenfranchised!

No Special Rights For Religious Fanatics

No U.S. Intervention In Women's Wombs

Nobody For President

Now Do You Understand The Importance Of User-Testing?

Oink If You Love Rush

Ok, Forget Votes. How Many Guns Do You Have?

On the issues, he's everywhere you want him to be

One Heiress Isn't Enough

One Person, One Vote (May Not Apply In Certain States)

Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens

Organize

Our Congressmen Are All Thieves, And We Should Vote Them Out

Pay More Taxes!

Peace Is Disarming

Peace Through Superior Firepower

Piss Off The Liberals - Buy A Gun

Politicians And Diapers Need To Be Changed - Often For The Same Reason

Prepare to Die

Pro-Child - Pro-Choice

Pro-Choice And Proud Of It

Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice

Proud Member Of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Putting The Fun Back Into Fundamentalist

Racists Eat Poo!

Ralph Happens

Rapture-ready!

Really Did Not Dodge Vietnam

Redneck

Regime Change Begins At Home

Remember Waco

Reproductive Rights For All Women

Republicans - Alienating Allies since 2001

Republicans - They're not competent, Just forgiven!

Republicans: Satan's Minions

Return To Traditional Values. Give The Indians Back Their Land!

Return To Traditional Values. Send The White Christians Home.

Robin Hood Was Right

Run For Your Lives

Say Goodbye to Your Job

Single Payer Health Care

Skateboarding Is Not A Crime

Slaves-R-Us: The New World Order!

Soft on crime, soft on the causes of crime

Speak Your Mind, Even If Your Voice Shakes

Spending Money Left and Left

Stamp Out Crime - Abolish The IRS

Standing Tall for Shameless Pandering

Still carrying Jane Fonda's panties.

Stop Hate Politics!

Stop Nuclear Testing Now

Stop Poverty - Nuke The IRS

Stop Racism

Stop Repeat Offenders. Don't Reelect Them!

Subvert The Dominant Paradigm

Support Your Local Police

Supported By Mangled Fetuses Everywhere

Take THAT, America!

Taxation WITH Representation Isn't So Hot, Either!

Ted Kennedy's Butt Buddy

Tehran, We're Looking At You

Terrorists Don't Fear A Liberal

Terrorists are people, too

The Artless Are In Charge Of Funding The Arts

The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong

The Election Can't Be Broken. We Just Fixed It.

The Horror! The Horror!

The Most Experience Spending Other People's Money

The National Guard - More Fun Than Dodging The Draft

The New Right Is Fundamentally Wrong

The Opposite Of Progress Is Congress

The Right Is Wrong

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans

The Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Surface-To-Air Missiles

The Skies (Wheeze) Of Texas (Cough) Are Upon You! (Choke)

There Is One Thing Stronger Than All The Armies In The World, And That Is An Idea Whose Time Has Come

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Teresa.

There's No Government Like No Government

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.

Think Globally, Act Locally

This Country Brake For Republicans, But Only Until 2004

This Is As Bad As It Can Get... But Don't Bet On It

Those Who Cast The Votes Decide Nothing. Those Who Count The Votes Decide Everything. - Joseph Stalin

Three Strikes And You're President

To Retain Respect For Sausages And Laws, One Must Not Watch Them In The Making

To Succeed In Politics, Often One Must Rise Above Ones Principles

To You I'm A Drunk Driver, But To The Republicans, I'm Presidential Material!

Too Dumb to Know Any Better

Trust The Machine

U.S. Out Of My Uterus

U.S. Spends More In 5 Hours On Defense Than In 5 Years On Healthcare

USSA - United Socialist States Of America

Under Republicans, Man Exploits Man. Under Democrats, Its Just The Opposite

Union!

United We Can Destroy Islam!

Universal Health Care

Unpresidented!

Visualize Grilled Cheese

Visualize Whirled Peas

Visualize World Peace

Vote For Choice

Vote Democratic - At least they're not trying to hasten the Apocalypse

Vote Republican - Because SATAN is coming to eat your kids

Vote Republican - Because There's Still Stuff Left To Loot

Vote Republican - Because the truth just isn't good enough.

Vote Republican - Compassionate Colonialism

Vote Republican - Deja-voodoo all over again!

Vote Republican - Even Jesus Thinks We Are Pricks

Vote Republican - Leave no billionaire behind

Vote Republican - Medieval, But fair.

Vote Republican - Putting the "con" in conservatism

Vote Republican - Subverting Democracy, One Election at a Time

Vote Republican - The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

Vote Republican - We're Gooder!

Vote Republican and against Common Sense

War Is Insane - So Are The Folks That Advocate It!

War Is The Real Enemy

We Can Detain You, You Know

We Hate Poor People

We Have The Best Congress Money Can Buy

We Need a President whose mother mated with a horse.

We Won't Go Back, Keep Abortion Safe And Legal

We'll Turn San Francisco Into a Parking Lot

We're Coming For You Next

We're Gonna Party Like It's 1969

We're taking your guns away

What Popular Vote?

What's The Cost Of An Abortion? One Human Life

Whom Would Jesus Bomb?

Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People To Show That Killing People Is Wrong?

Why would people who expect Armageddon care about the environment?

Why would people who wait for the Rapture care about a deficit?

Women Democrats Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!)

Women Republicans Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!)

Work Harder. Millions On Welfare Depend On You!

You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted, Then Used Against You

You're A Feminist? Isn't That Cute!

Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life

Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice!

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