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It's the wildest, wackiest collection on the Web! Over 2000 "Classic & Current" messages, from silly to serious, from crude to classy, from raunchy to refined... They're all here! Search by category, or enter keywords into the search box below. And if you don't like these, just type in your own custom message!
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A Woman's Place Is In The House... And The Senate
Against Abortion? Don't Have One
Against Abortion? Have A Vasectomy
Alienating Allies since 2000
All Mothers Are Working Women
Always Remember To Pillage Before You Burn
America - Land Of Opportunists
American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species
An Armed Society Is A Polite Society
Another Man Against Violence Against Women
Another Straight White Male Against Racism,Homophobia And Sexism
Any Man Who Is Under 30, And Is Not A Liberal, Has No Heart; And Any Man Who Is Over 30, And Is Not A Conservative, Has No Brains
Apocalypse now!
As the Rapture Approaches, Vote Republican
Baby Jesus will cry unless you vote Republican
Banana Republicans
Be A Voice For Choice, Every Child A Wanted Child
Be Kind. Everyone You Meet Is Fighting A Tough Battle, Too
Because Corporate America Demands It
Because We Want to Destroy the World
Because it's funny to see things fall apart
Because we've never lied to you. Not today, anyway. Okay, definitely not since lunch.
Better A Bleeding Heart Than None At All
Blow Up Your TV
Born Free - Taxed To Death
Boycott Homophobia
Bush & Cheney Got Rich - Did You?
Buy A Bomber
Celebrate Diversity
Celebrate Perversity
Chimpy McFlightsuit for President
Christians for purification of the Mid East
Church And State: Keep Them Separate
Columbus Did Not Discover The New World He Invaded It!
Commie Bore
Compassionate Hatemongering
Conservative Money Corrupts, Liberal Money Is Okay
Conservative Wealth Corrupts - Liberal Wealth Cures
Crackers, Unite
Crush America With Assistance From Unnamed Foreign Leaders
Damn! Al's Brother Wasn't Governor Of Tennessee
Dare To Keep Cops Off Donuts!
Dare To Keep The CIA Off Drugs
Dare To Speak The Truth To The Powerful
Dare To Think For Yourself!
Defend Reproductive Freedom
Demand Universal Healthcare
Democrats and Prosperity: The Good Old Days
Diplomacy - The Art Of Letting Someone Have Your Way
Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying "Nice Doggie!" Until You Can Find A Rock
Diversity Is Our Strength
Do You Trust Your Government?
Does Character Matter Now, You Republican Hypocrites?
Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right
Don't Blame Me - I Didn't Vote For Him
Don't Blame Me - I Voted For... D'oh!
Don't Blame Me, I Voted Against Them All
Don't Mess With Taxes
Don't Re-Elect Anybody
Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition
Don't Switch Horsemen Mid Apocalypse
Don't switch gangs mid bang.
Don't think, vote Republican!
Don't vote for anyone who looks like a Q-Tip
Dupe The Masses - Operation Seize The Oil
Empty The Prisons - Make Room For Congress
End Prohibition Now
Enough With The Ribbons Already!
Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights
Erase Hate
Favoring the Rich at Your Expense
Fear Socialism
Fellate the Rich
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Flying Saucers Are Real, The Air Force Doesn't Exist
Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Four More Years of Lies
Four more wars! Four more wars!
Free Your Mind Of Racism
Free abortions for everyone
Freedom Means Choice
Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Democrat
Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican
Give Peace A Chance
God, Guts, And Guns Keep America Free
Gore 50,999,897 - Bush 50,456,002 - Never Forget!
Grant? Harding? Nixon? Reagan? You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
Gun Control Means Using Both Hands
Gun Control: Simple Solutions For Simple Minds
Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do!
Hail To The Commander In Thief
He Who Gives Up Liberty For A Little Security Deserves Neither. - Benjamin Franklin
Health Care Is A Right Not A Privilege
Help Criminals - Ban Guns
Help Me To Help You Screw Up America
Help Osama Finish the Job!
Holocaust Survivors For Holocaust Deniers
Homophobia Is A Social Disease
Honk If You Had Sex With The President
Honk If You Slept With Clinton!
Honor Diversity
Housing Is A Right Not A Privilege
I Don't Mind Straight People, As Long As They Act Gay In Public
I Hope Republicans Win, That Way The Loaded Gun I'm Stroking Right Now Will Sill Be Legal
I Just Want Revenge. Is That So Wrong?
I Know I Voted On A Butterfly Ballot, But How Come I Feel Like I Just Ingested A Pupa?
I Love My Country - But Fear My Government
I Promise Not To Hanoi You
I Vote Pro-Choice
I Vote Pro-Life
I Voted - Didn't Matter
I Wasn't Using Those Civil Rights Anyway
I Won't Lie As Much As Clinton Did
I don't need money, I just like taking yours.
I'd Rather Be Right Than Politically Correct
I'll Give Up My Gun When They Pry It From My Cold, Dead Fingers
I'm A Nomadic Pagan... And I Vote!
I'm An Imbecile And I Vote
I'm Not From Texas, But I Got Here As Fast As I Could
I'm Pro Choice
I'm Pro Choice And I Vote
I'm Pro Life And I Vote
I'm Pro Lifejacket And I Boat
I'm not a war hero, but I play one on Aircraft Carriers
I'm proud To Be A Part OF The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
IRS: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got
If God Meant Us To Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates
If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be A Sacrament
If Pro Is The Opposite Of Con, Then What Is The Opposite Of Progress? Congress!
If Rush Is Right, I'll Take What's Left
If The Enemy Is In Range, So Are You
If The People Lead, Eventually The Leaders Will Follow
If Voting Could Really Change Things, It Would Be Illegal
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One?
If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child?
If You Don't Like The News, Go Out And Make Some Of Your Own
If You Don't Vote, Don't Bitch
If You Think The System Is Working Ask Someone Who Isn't
If only there was some way to marry into the White House
Ignore Authority
Imagine No Handguns
In America, Anyone Can Be President - That's One Of The Risks You Take
Indians Died For Your Christian Sins
Indians: America's Real Founding Fathers
Invading one nation at at time
Invest In America...Buy A Congressman
Iraq First, California Next!
Iraq: We broke it so we should fix it, right?
It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees
It Will Be A Great Day When Our Schools Get All The Money They Need And The Air Force Has To Hold A Bake Sale
It's Easier To Child-Proof Your Gun Than To Bullet-Proof Your Child
It's The Criminals - Stupid
It's The Government I'm Afraid Of
It's the economy, STUPID..ER !
Jack Kevorkian For White House Physician
Jesus Was A Liberal
Jesus Was Not A Bigot
Join The Army, Meet Interesting People, Kill Them
Keep Abortion Legal And Safe
Keep Expectations Low
Keep Government Out Of The Bedroom
Keep Government Out Of The Bedroom And Your Wallet
Keep Hope Alive
Keep Your Laws Off My Body
Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society
Ladies Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society
Legalize Sex Between Consenting Adults
Let Them Fight To The Death
Let's Cure Aids
Let's Make America More French!
Liars in Chief
Listen To Women - For A Change
Lobotomies For Conservatives - It's The Law
Lobotomies For Liberals - It's The Law
Localize Government
Love Jesus. Despise yourself.
Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids
Love Thy First Amendment
Make Love, Not War
Make Polluters Pay
More Positions Than Gumby
More Positions than Paris Hilton
More Positions than the Kama Sutra
More Waffles than Belgium
More wealth for few, on the backs of many!
Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life
My God is better than your God
My Vote Cancels Your Vote
National Health Care Now
Nearly All Men Can Stand Adversity, But If You Want To Test A Man's Character, Give Him Power
Never Doubt That A Small Group Of Committed Citizens Can Change The World
New World Order - Same Old Lies
No Gods No Masters
No More Years
No One Is Free When Others Are Oppressed
No Rest For The Disenfranchised!
No Special Rights For Religious Fanatics
No U.S. Intervention In Women's Wombs
Nobody For President
Now Do You Understand The Importance Of User-Testing?
Oink If You Love Rush
Ok, Forget Votes. How Many Guns Do You Have?
On the issues, he's everywhere you want him to be
One Heiress Isn't Enough
One Person, One Vote (May Not Apply In Certain States)
Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens
Organize
Our Congressmen Are All Thieves, And We Should Vote Them Out
Pay More Taxes!
Peace Is Disarming
Peace Through Superior Firepower
Piss Off The Liberals - Buy A Gun
Politicians And Diapers Need To Be Changed - Often For The Same Reason
Prepare to Die
Pro-Child - Pro-Choice
Pro-Choice And Proud Of It
Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice
Proud Member Of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
Putting The Fun Back Into Fundamentalist
Racists Eat Poo!
Ralph Happens
Rapture-ready!
Really Did Not Dodge Vietnam
Redneck
Regime Change Begins At Home
Remember Waco
Reproductive Rights For All Women
Republicans - Alienating Allies since 2001
Republicans - They're not competent, Just forgiven!
Republicans: Satan's Minions
Return To Traditional Values. Give The Indians Back Their Land!
Return To Traditional Values. Send The White Christians Home.
Robin Hood Was Right
Run For Your Lives
Say Goodbye to Your Job
Single Payer Health Care
Skateboarding Is Not A Crime
Slaves-R-Us: The New World Order!
Soft on crime, soft on the causes of crime
Speak Your Mind, Even If Your Voice Shakes
Spending Money Left and Left
Stamp Out Crime - Abolish The IRS
Standing Tall for Shameless Pandering
Still carrying Jane Fonda's panties.
Stop Hate Politics!
Stop Nuclear Testing Now
Stop Poverty - Nuke The IRS
Stop Racism
Stop Repeat Offenders. Don't Reelect Them!
Subvert The Dominant Paradigm
Support Your Local Police
Supported By Mangled Fetuses Everywhere
Take THAT, America!
Taxation WITH Representation Isn't So Hot, Either!
Ted Kennedy's Butt Buddy
Tehran, We're Looking At You
Terrorists Don't Fear A Liberal
Terrorists are people, too
The Artless Are In Charge Of Funding The Arts
The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong
The Election Can't Be Broken. We Just Fixed It.
The Horror! The Horror!
The Most Experience Spending Other People's Money
The National Guard - More Fun Than Dodging The Draft
The New Right Is Fundamentally Wrong
The Opposite Of Progress Is Congress
The Right Is Wrong
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans
The Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Surface-To-Air Missiles
The Skies (Wheeze) Of Texas (Cough) Are Upon You! (Choke)
There Is One Thing Stronger Than All The Armies In The World, And That Is An Idea Whose Time Has Come
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Teresa.
There's No Government Like No Government
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
Think Globally, Act Locally
This Country Brake For Republicans, But Only Until 2004
This Is As Bad As It Can Get... But Don't Bet On It
Those Who Cast The Votes Decide Nothing. Those Who Count The Votes Decide Everything. - Joseph Stalin
Three Strikes And You're President
To Retain Respect For Sausages And Laws, One Must Not Watch Them In The Making
To Succeed In Politics, Often One Must Rise Above Ones Principles
To You I'm A Drunk Driver, But To The Republicans, I'm Presidential Material!
Too Dumb to Know Any Better
Trust The Machine
U.S. Out Of My Uterus
U.S. Spends More In 5 Hours On Defense Than In 5 Years On Healthcare
USSA - United Socialist States Of America
Under Republicans, Man Exploits Man. Under Democrats, Its Just The Opposite
Union!
United We Can Destroy Islam!
Universal Health Care
Unpresidented!
Visualize Grilled Cheese
Visualize Whirled Peas
Visualize World Peace
Vote For Choice
Vote Democratic - At least they're not trying to hasten the Apocalypse
Vote Republican - Because SATAN is coming to eat your kids
Vote Republican - Because There's Still Stuff Left To Loot
Vote Republican - Because the truth just isn't good enough.
Vote Republican - Compassionate Colonialism
Vote Republican - Deja-voodoo all over again!
Vote Republican - Even Jesus Thinks We Are Pricks
Vote Republican - Leave no billionaire behind
Vote Republican - Medieval, But fair.
Vote Republican - Putting the "con" in conservatism
Vote Republican - Subverting Democracy, One Election at a Time
Vote Republican - The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
Vote Republican - We're Gooder!
Vote Republican and against Common Sense
War Is Insane - So Are The Folks That Advocate It!
War Is The Real Enemy
We Can Detain You, You Know
We Hate Poor People
We Have The Best Congress Money Can Buy
We Need a President whose mother mated with a horse.
We Won't Go Back, Keep Abortion Safe And Legal
We'll Turn San Francisco Into a Parking Lot
We're Coming For You Next
We're Gonna Party Like It's 1969
We're taking your guns away
What Popular Vote?
What's The Cost Of An Abortion? One Human Life
Whom Would Jesus Bomb?
Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People To Show That Killing People Is Wrong?
Why would people who expect Armageddon care about the environment?
Why would people who wait for the Rapture care about a deficit?
Women Democrats Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!)
Women Republicans Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!)
Work Harder. Millions On Welfare Depend On You!
You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted, Then Used Against You
You're A Feminist? Isn't That Cute!
Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life
Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice!
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