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Political (501 Listings)

57 Varieties... of Bullcrap! (28)
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A Strong Leader for the 20th Century - John Kerry (49)
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A Woman's Place Is In The House... And The Senate (49)
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ABBA - Anybody But Bush... Again! (33)
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Against Abortion? Don't Have One (32)
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Against Abortion? Have A Vasectomy (34)
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Alienating Allies since 2000 (28)
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All Mothers Are Working Women (29)
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Always Remember To Pillage Before You Burn (42)
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America - Land Of Opportunists (30)
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American Disunited - Bush/Cheney '04 (36)
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American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species (40)
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An Armed Society Is A Polite Society (36)
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Another Man Against Violence Against Women (42)
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Another Straight White Male Against Racism,Homophobia And Sexism (64)
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Any Man Who Is Under 30, And Is Not A Liberal, Has No Heart; And Any Man Who Is Over 30, And Is Not A Conservative, Has No Brains (129)
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Apocalypse now! (15)
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Armageddon is Here Bush/Cheney '04 (34)
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As the Rapture Approaches, Vote Bush (36)
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At Least Al Gore Invented The Internet (38)
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At least I can beat Nader! (26)
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Baby Jesus will cry unless you vote Bush/Cheney '04 (51)
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Banana Republicans (18)
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Be A Voice For Choice, Every Child A Wanted Child (49)
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Be Kind. Everyone You Meet Is Fighting A Tough Battle, Too (58)
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Because Al Gore Sucked Just A Bit Too Much (42)
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Because Bush's Chin Isn't Long Enough (37)
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Because Corporate America Demands It (36)
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Because it's funny to see things fall apart (43)
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Because Nixon's Still Dead (26)
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Because We Want to Destroy the World (36)
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Because we've never lied to you. Not today, anyway. Okay, definitely not since lunch. (85)
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Better A Bleeding Heart Than None At All (40)
puru si ame

Better Bush Than Kluwless Kerry (32)
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Bill Clinton Should Have Let Ted Kennedy Drive Paula Jones Home (63)
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Blaming America first - KERRY/2004 (36)
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Blow Up Your TV (15)
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Born Free - Taxed To Death (26)
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Boycott Homophobia (18)
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Bradley Vs. McCain: Sounds Better Now, Huh? (43)
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Bush - A Global Disaster, A National Disgrace (45)
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Bush - Because Rome wasn't built in a day (41)
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Bush - I'm like Jesus, only violent. (36)
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Bush - Let's put dem dar gays in their place (44)
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Bush - Satan's Minion (21)
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Bush & Cheney Got Rich - Did You? (33)
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Bush Knew (9)
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Bush Lied - Thousands Died (26)
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Bush Rules - Jesus Weeps (24)
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Bush Trusts The People, But Not If It Involves Counting (55)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough. (58)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism (42)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again! (44)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind (44)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served. (48)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism (50)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention. (49)
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Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast. (56)
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Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us! (37)
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Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder! (30)
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Bush/Cheney: Asses of Evil (26)
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Bush/Cheney: Because There's Still Stuff Left To Loot (53)
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Bush/Cheney: Even Jesus Thinks We Are Pricks (44)
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Bush/Cheney: Evil Lying Scum (28)
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Bush/Cheney: Medieval, But fair. (32)
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Bush/Cheney: Subverting Democracy, One Election at a Time (57)
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Bush/Cheney: They're not competent, Just forgiven! (50)
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Bush/Cheney: We Were (Never) Soldiers (37)
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Bush: Our First Anointed President. There Goes The Separation Of Church And State (81)
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Bush's Iraq: Their mess, your money. (36)
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Buy A Bomber (12)
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Campaign Spending: $184,000,000. Having Your Little Brother Rig The Election: Priceless! (88)
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Celebrate Diversity (19)
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Celebrate Diversity! Islamic Fanatics For Kerry! (48)
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Celebrate Perversity (20)
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Chad Happens (12)
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Chimpy McFlightsuit for President (33)
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Choose: Bush or Prosperity (26)
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Christians for purification of the Mid East (43)
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Church And State: Keep Them Separate (36)
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Columbus Did Not Discover The New World He Invaded It! (54)
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Commie Bore (11)
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Compassionate Hatemongering (27)
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Conservative Money Corrupts, Liberal Money Is Okay (50)
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Conservative Wealth Corrupts - Liberal Wealth Cures (51)
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Crackers, Unite (15)
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Crush America With Assistance From Unnamed Foreign Leaders (58)
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Damn! Al's Brother Wasn't Governor Of Tennessee (47)
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Dare To Keep Cops Off Donuts! (29)
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Dare To Keep The CIA Off Drugs (30)
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Dare To Speak The Truth To The Powerful (39)
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Dare To Think For Yourself! (27)
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Defend Reproductive Freedom (27)
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Demand Universal Healthcare (27)
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Democrats and Prosperity: The Good Old Days (43)
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Democrats For Bush (18)
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Democrats: Ready To Kerry America Into Ruin (44)
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Diplomacy - The Art Of Letting Someone Have Your Way (52)
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Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying "Nice Doggie!" Until You Can Find A Rock (71)
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Disney Gave Us Mickey, Florida Gave Us Dumbo (44)
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Diversity Is Our Strength (25)
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Do You Trust Your Government? (29)
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Does Character Matter Now, You Republican Hypocrites? (53)
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Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right (45)
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Don't Blame Me - I Didn't Vote For Him (38)
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Don't Blame Me - I Voted For... D'oh! (37)
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Don't Blame Me, I Voted Against Them All (40)
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Don't Blame Me. I Voted For Gore... I Think (43)
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Don't get mad, get even. Re-elect President Bush. (49)
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Don't Mess With Taxes (21)
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Don't Re-Elect Anybody (22)
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Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition (45)
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Don't switch gangs mid bang. (28)
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Don't Switch Horsemen Mid Apocalypse (36)
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Don't think. Vote Bush! (23)
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Don't Throw Away Your Vote.... Let Katherine Harris Do It For You (65)
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Don't vote for anyone who looks like a Q-Tip (44)
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Dont Worry, Cheney Is In The Back Room (38)
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Dupe The Masses - Operation Seize The Oil (42)
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Elect Clinton/Gore & Their Husbands (35)
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Empty The Prisons - Make Room For Congress (42)
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End Prohibition Now (19)
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Endorsed by Al-Qaeda, Al-Jazeera, and Al-Gore (45)
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Enough With The Ribbons Already! (32)
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Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights (35)
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Erase Hate (10)
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Everything To Everyone - Kerry 2004 (35)
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Favoring the Rich at Your Expense (33)
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Fear Socialism (14)
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Fellate the Rich (16)
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back! (24)
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Flying Saucers Are Real, The Air Force Doesn't Exist (52)
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For every Kerry vote, God will kill a kitten! (45)
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Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! (61)
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Four more wars! Four more wars! (31)
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Four More Years of Lies (23)
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Free abortions for everyone (27)
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Free Your Mind Of Racism (24)
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Freedom Means Choice (20)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Democrat (39)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican (41)
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Frodo Failed - Bush Has The Ring! (33)
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George III, George Sr., George Jr,... The Hereditary Monarchy Has Been Restored! (80)
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George III, George Sr., George Jr.,... The Hereditary Monarchy Has Been Restored! (81)
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George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency. (53)
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George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers. (44)
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George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There. (42)
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George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had (49)
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Give Peace A Chance (19)
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God Save King George! (21)
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God, Guts, And Guns Keep America Free (37)
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Gore 50,999,897 - Bush 50,456,002 - Re-Defeat Bush! (51)
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Grant? Harding? Nixon? Reagan? You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet (57)
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Gun Control Means Using Both Hands (34)
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Gun Control: Simple Solutions For Simple Minds (46)
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Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do! (27)
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Hail To The Commander In Thief (30)
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Hanoi Kerry For President (26)
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He Who Gives Up Liberty For A Little Security Deserves Neither. - Benjamin Franklin (83)
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Health Care Is A Right Not A Privilege (38)
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Help Criminals - Ban Guns (25)
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Help Me To Help You Screw Up America (36)
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Help Osama Finish the Job! (26)
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Hey Bush, Make Teresa spend it all! (35)
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Holocaust Survivors For Holocaust Deniers (41)
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Homophobia Is A Social Disease (30)
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Honk If You Had Sex With The President (38)
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Honk If You Slept With Clinton! (31)
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Honk If You Voted For Al Gore! (Use The Button On Your Steering Wheel) (70)
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Honor Diversity (15)
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Housing Is A Right Not A Privilege (34)
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I Brake For Republicans, But Only Until 2004 (44)
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I can't afford Bush (19)
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I Didn't Vote For His Daddy Either (34)
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I Don't Mind Straight People, As Long As They Act Gay In Public (63)
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I don't need money, I just like taking yours. (45)
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I Hope Bush Wins, That Way The Loaded Gun I'm Stroking Right Now Will Be Legal (78)
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I Invented Bumper Stickers - Al Gore (36)
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I Just Want Revenge. Is That So Wrong? (38)
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I Know I Voted On A Butterfly Ballot, But How Come I Feel Like I Just Ingested A Pupa? (86)
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I Love My Country - But Fear My Government (42)
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I Promise Not To Hanoi You (26)
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I Vote Pro-Choice (17)
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I Vote Pro-Life (15)
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I Voted - Didn't Matter (23)
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I Wasn't Using Those Civil Rights Anyway (40)
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I Went To Florida And All I Got Was This Lousy President! (57)
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I Won't Lie As Much As Clinton Did (34)
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I'd Rather Be Right Than Politically Correct (44)
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If God Meant Us To Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates (58)
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If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be A Sacrament (52)
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If only there was some way to marry into the White House (56)
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If Pro Is The Opposite Of Con, Then What Is The Opposite Of Progress? Congress! (79)
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If Rush Is Right, I'll Take What's Left (39)
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If The Enemy Is In Range, So Are You (36)
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If The People Lead, Eventually The Leaders Will Follow (54)
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If There's A Rich Heiress America Can Marry John Kerry Will Find Her (68)
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If Voting Could Really Change Things, It Would Be Illegal (57)
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? (41)
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If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One? (62)
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If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child? (71)
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If You Don't Like The News, Go Out And Make Some Of Your Own (60)
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If You Don't Vote, Don't Bitch (30)
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If you loved Karter, vote Kerry (32)
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If You Think The System Is Working Ask Someone Who Isn't (56)
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Ignore Authority (16)
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I'll Give Up My Gun When They Pry It From My Cold, Dead Fingers (63)
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I'm A Nomadic Pagan... And I Vote! (34)
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I'm An Imbecile And I Vote (26)
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I'm Fonda Kerry (15)
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I'm not a war hero, but I play one on Aircraft Carriers (55)
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I'm Not From Texas, But I Got Here As Fast As I Could (53)
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I'm Pro Choice (14)
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I'm Pro Choice And I Vote (25)
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I'm Pro Life And I Vote (23)
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I'm Pro Lifejacket And I Boat (29)
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I'm proud To Be A Part OF The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (56)
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Imaginary Foreign Leaders Support Kerry (39)
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Imagine No Handguns (19)
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Impeach Bush! (13)
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Impeach The Rehnquist Five! (27)
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In America, Anyone Can Be President - That's One Of The Risks You Take (71)
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Indians Died For Your Christian Sins (36)
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Indians: America's Real Founding Fathers (40)
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Invading one nation at at time (30)
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Invest In America...Buy A Congressman (37)
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Iraq First, California Next! (28)
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Iraq isn't your ranch, Mr. Bush (31)
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Iraq: We broke it so we should fix it, right? (45)
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Irs: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got (52)
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It Ain't Over 'Til Your Brother Counts The Votes (48)
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It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees (59)
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It Will Be A Great Day When Our Schools Get All The Money They Need And The Air Force Has To Hold A Bake Sale (109)
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It's Easier To Child-Proof Your Gun Than To Bullet-Proof Your Child (67)
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It's The Criminals - Stupid (27)
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It's the economy, STUPID..ER ! (30)
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It's The Government I'm Afraid Of (33)
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Jack Kevorkian For White House Physician (40)
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Jesus Was A Liberal (19)
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Jesus Was Not A Bigot (21)
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Jews For Buchanan (17)
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John F'n Kerry - He's better than you! (38)
aucto risu mauri umm

John Kerry - Billionaire Gigolo (31)
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John Kerry - Saying Whatever It Takes To Get Your Vote (55)
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John Kerry Sucks! (17)
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John Kerry Won't Just Take A Stand On The Tough Issues - He'll Take Two Or Three Of Them (88)
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John Kerry, The Ketchup Kid (28)
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John Kerry: Al Gore But Without The Charisma (44)
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John Kerry: Betraying American Since 1971 (41)
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John Kerry: He's Not Bush (25)
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John Kerry: Pretending To Fight Against Special Interests Since Very Recently (77)
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John Kerry: Screwing Veterans One Day At A Time (48)
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John Kerry: The Condiment Candidate in '04 (43)
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John Kerry: The President Dukakis We Never Had (46)
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John Kerry: When you absolutely, positively HAVE to lose the war on terrorism overnight! (89)
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Join The Army, Meet Interesting People, Kill Them (49)
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Just Say No to Bush (19)
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Just Say No To The Bush Crime Family (36)
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Keep Abortion Legal And Safe (28)
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Keep Expectations Low (21)
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Keep Government Out Of The Bedroom (34)
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Keep Government Out Of The Bedroom And Your Wallet (50)
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Keep Hope Alive (15)
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Keep Your Laws Off My Body (26)
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Keeping too much of your own money? Vote Kerry! (47)
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Kerry - A Karl Marx for the 21st Century (40)
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Kerry - All Your Taxes Belong To Us! (36)
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Kerry - Anti-Pro-whatever (26)
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Kerry - At least he's not trying to hasten the Aplcalypse (57)
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Kerry - Citizen of the United Nations (37)
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Kerry - Endorsed By Iran, North Korea, Cuba, Islamic Jihad, Hesbollah, And Hamas. (81)
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Kerry - Even The Mullahs Like Him! (34)
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Kerry - German Diplomacy and French Courage (43)
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Kerry - He couldn't possibly do a worse job than Bush! (54)
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Kerry - The same economy as Clinton, without the burning sensation. (67)
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Kerry - You Ain't No JFK (25)
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Kerry for a better Vietnam (27)
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Kerry For President: He Barely Even Knew Jane Fonda (51)
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Kerry, Kommunism and Klinton in 04 (35)
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Kerry/Fonda '04: Hey, Terrorists Have Feelings Too! (52)
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Kerry/Fonda '04: If Ho Chi Minh Likes 'Em They Can't Be All Bad (64)
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Kerry: Catholic When It Counts! (31)
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Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society (52)
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Ladies Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society (42)
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Legalize Sex Between Consenting Adults (38)
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Let Them Fight To The Death (27)
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Let's Cure Aids (15)
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Let's Make America More French! (31)
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Liars in Chief (14)
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Lick Bush in 2004 (17)
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Listen To Women - For A Change (30)
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Lobotomies For Conservatives - It's The Law (43)
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Lobotomies For Liberals - It's The Law (38)
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Localize Government (19)
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Lonely Heiresses: Betcha Can't Eat Just One (43)
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Looking Out For The Interests Of Lonely Heiresses Everywhere (60)
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Love Jesus. Despise yourself. (30)
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Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids (47)
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Love Thy First Admendment (25)
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Make Love, Not War (18)
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Make Polluters Pay (18)
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Mi Brudder Sed I Were Elected. Im Going Too Dizzywerld! (55)
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Michael Moore and Al Franken can't be wrong - Vote Kerry! (57)
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More Positions Than Gumby (25)
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More Positions than Paris Hilton (32)
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More Positions than the Kama Sutra (34)
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More Waffles than Belgium (25)
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More wealth for few, on the backs of many! (42)
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Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life (33)
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My 2nd Grader Is Smarter Than 19,000 Florida Voters! (52)
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My God is better than your God (30)
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My Other President Is A Republican (34)
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My Parents Retired To Florida And All I Got Was This Lousy President! (69)
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My President Is Charlton Heston (31)
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My Vote Cancels Your Vote (25)
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National Health Care Now (24)
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Nearly All Men Can Stand Adversity, But If You Want To Test A Man's Character, Give Him Power (93)
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Never Doubt That A Small Group Of Committed Citizens Can Change The World (73)
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New World Order - Same Old Lies (32)
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Nicaragua Was Only Practice. Florida Was The Real Thing (55)
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No Gods No Masters (18)
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No More Years (13)
aucto risu
No One Is Free When Others Are Oppressed (40)
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No Rest For The Disenfranchised! (32)
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No Special Rights For Religious Fanatics (40)
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No U.S. Intervention In Women's Wombs (37)
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Nobody For President (20)
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Not Fonda Kerry (15)
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Now Do You Understand The Importance Of User-Testing? (53)
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Oink If You Love Rush (21)
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Ok, Forget Votes. How Many Guns Do You Have? (44)
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On Election Day, Vote "oui" for John Kerry! (43)
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On the issues, he's everywhere you want him to be (49)
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One Dick, One Bush, as God Intended (35)
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One Heiress Isn't Enough (24)
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One Person, One Vote (May Not Apply In Certain States) (54)
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Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens (44)
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Organize (8)
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Osama Says "Vote Kerry"! (25)
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Our Congressmen Are All Thieves, And We Should Vote Them Out (60)
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Pay More Taxes! (15)
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Peace Is Disarming (18)
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Peace Through Superior Firepower (32)
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Piss Off The Liberals - Buy A Gun (33)
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Please ignore my voting record - Kerry 2004 (44)
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Please, Dear Lord, Not Bush Again (33)
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Politicians And Diapers Need To Be Changed - Often For The Same Reason (70)
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Prepare to Die (14)
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President-Select Dubya (22)
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Pro-America - Pro-Troops - Anti-Bush (36)
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Pro-Child - Pro-Choice (22)
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Pro-Choice And Proud Of It (26)
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Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice (35)
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Proud Member Of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (46)
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Put a Bush with a Dick, and we ALL get screwed. (47)
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Putting The Fun Back Into Fundamentalist (40)
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Putting the jobless to work, or teaching them to marry rich - VOTE KERRY (73)
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Racists Eat Poo! (16)
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Ralph Happens (13)
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Rapture-ready! (14)
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Really Did Not Dodge Vietnam (28)
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Redneck (7)
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Re-Elect Gore In 2004! (22)
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Regime Change Begins At Home (28)
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Remember Waco (13)
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Reproductive Rights For All Women (33)
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Republicans For Kerry (21)
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Restore America - Re-Defeat Bush! (33)
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Return To Traditional Values. Give The Indians Back Their Land! (63)
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Return To Traditional Values. Send The White Christians Home. (61)
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Rich Bitches Rule! - John Kerry (31)
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Right Rehnquist's Wrong - Vote Democratic In 2004! (50)
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Robin Hood Was Right (20)
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Run For Your Lives (18)
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Save The Planet - Impeach Bush (31)
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Say Goodbye to Your Job (23)
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Single Payer Health Care (24)
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Skateboarding Is Not A Crime (28)
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Slaves-R-Us: The New World Order! (33)
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Soft on crime, soft on the causes of crime (42)
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Speak Your Mind, Even If Your Voice Shakes (42)
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Spending Money Left and Left (28)
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Stamp Out Crime - Abolish The IRS (33)
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Standing Tall for Shameless Pandering (37)
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Still carrying Jane Fonda's panties. (36)
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Stop Hate Politics! (19)
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Stop Nuclear Testing Now (24)
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Stop Poverty - Nuke The IRS (27)
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Stop Racism (11)
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Stop Repeat Offenders. Don't Reelect Them! (42)
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Subvert The Dominant Paradigm (29)
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Support Your Local Police (25)
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Supported By Mangled Fetuses Everywhere (39)
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Take THAT, America! (19)
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Taxation WITH Representation Isn't So Hot, Either! (50)
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Ted Kennedy's Butt Buddy (24)
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Tehran, We're Looking At You (28)
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Terrorists are people, too (26)
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Terrorists Don't Fear A Liberal (32)
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The Artless Are In Charge Of Funding The Arts (45)
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The Best Thing To Come Out Of Massachusetts Since Dukakis (57)
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The country is boring without White House sex scandals - Vote Kerry! (69)
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The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong (31)
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The Election Can't Be Broken. We Just Fixed It. (47)
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The End of the World is Nigh: Bush/Cheney '04 (45)
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The Horror! The Horror! (23)
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The Last Time Somebody Listened To A Bush, Folks Wandered In The Desert For 40 Years (84)
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The Most Experience Spending Other People's Money (49)
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The National Guard - More Fun Than Dodging The Draft (52)
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The New Right Is Fundamentally Wrong (36)
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The Opposite Of Progress Is Congress (36)
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The Right Is Wrong (18)
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans (42)
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The Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Surface-To-Air Missiles (63)
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The Skies (Wheeze) Of Texas (Cough) Are Upon You! (Choke) (57)
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There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Teresa. (75)
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There Is One Thing Stronger Than All The Armies In The World, And That Is An Idea Whose Time Has Come (101)
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There's No Government Like No Government (40)
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These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. (63)
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Think Globally, Act Locally (27)
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This Country Brake For Republicans, But Only Until 2004 (55)
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This Country Needs A JFK, Not A Dubya (37)
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This Is As Bad As It Can Get... But Don't Bet On It (51)
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Those Who Cast The Votes Decide Nothing. Those Who Count The Votes Decide Everything. - Joseph Stalin (101)
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Three Out Of Four Terrorists Support Kerry (42)
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Three Strikes And You're President (34)
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To Retain Respect For Sausages And Laws, One Must Not Watch Them In The Making (78)
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To Succeed In Politics, Often One Must Rise Above Ones Principles (65)
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To You I'm A Drunk Driver, But To The Republicans, I'm Presidential Material! (77)
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To You I'm A Drunk Driver. To The Republicans, I'm Presidential Material! (73)
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Too Dumb to Know Any Better (27)
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Trust The Machine (17)
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U.S. Out Of My Uterus (21)
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U.S. Spends More In 5 Hours On Defense Than In 5 Years On Healthcare (68)
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Under Republicans, Man Exploites Man. Under Democrats, Its Just The Opposite (76)
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Union! (6)
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United We Can Destroy Islam! (28)
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Universal Health Care (21)
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Unpresidented! (14)
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USSA - United Socialist States Of America (41)
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Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry (35)
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Vietnam Veterans for John Kerry (31)
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Vietnam War Hero - But For Which Side? (38)
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Visualize Grilled Cheese (24)
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Visualize Whirled Peas (22)
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Visualize World Peace (21)
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Vote "Regime Change" In 2004 (28)
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Vote Bush - Because SATAN is coming to eat your kids (52)
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Vote Bush: Get More Good God Stuff (34)
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Vote Democrat - It's Easier Than Getting A Job (46)
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Vote for Bush and against Common Sense (38)
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Vote For Choice (15)
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Vote Kerry - Even Creationists can evolve, you know. (52)
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Vote Kerry - Hollywood Knows Best (33)
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Vote Kerry - Let Yasser Have Israel! (37)
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Vote Kerry - The Sears Tower Is An Eyesore, Anyway (50)
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Vote Kerry and Keep American Safe... For Terrorists! (52)
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Vote Kerry because... uh, he's not Al Gore! (43)
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Vote Kerry in 2004: Screw the South! (36)
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Vote Kerry Make The French Happy (32)
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Vote Kerry, Comrade! (21)
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Vote Kerry: He Led America To Victory In Vietnam! (49)
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Vote Scary Kerry For Higher Taxes (34)
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Voting for both sides of an issue since 1982! (45)
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Waffles And Ketchup Anyone? (27)
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War Is Insane - So Are The Folks That Advocate It! (50)
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War Is The Real Enemy (21)
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We Can Detain You, You Know (27)
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We Can do Better than Bush (26)
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We Hate Poor People (19)
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We Have The Best Congress Money Can Buy (39)
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We Need A Leader Who Will Tell Us What We Want To Hear - Vote Kerry! (69)
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We Need a President whose mother mated with a horse. (52)
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We Need Change, And Nobody Changes More Than Kerry! (51)
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We Won't Go Back, Keep Abortion Safe And Legal (46)
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We'll Turn San Francisco Into a Parking Lot (43)
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We're Coming For You Next (25)
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We're Gonna Party Like It's 1969 (32)
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We're taking your guns away (27)
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We're Watching You. So Vote Bush. (33)
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What Popular Vote? (18)
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Whatever you believe, I do, too - Kerry '04 (44)
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Whatever's cool with you guys - KERRY 2004 (43)
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What's The Cost Of An Abortion? One Human Life (46)
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Where Is Al Gore Now That We Need Him? (38)
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Who Is This Chad Guy And Why Is He Pregnant? (44)
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Who Punched The Chads Out? Whoo Whoo Whoo! (42)
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Whom Would Jesus Bomb? (22)
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Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People To Show That Killing People Is Wrong? (75)
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Why would people who expect Armageddon care about the environment? (66)
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Why would people who wait for the Rapture care about a deficit? (63)
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Will Rogers Never Met George W. (31)
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Women Democrats Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!) (62)
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Women Republicans Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!) (64)
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Work Harder. Millions On Welfare Depend On You! (47)
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World Leaders For Kerry (23)
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You decide, I agree - Vote Kerry (32)
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You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted, Then Used Against You (94)
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Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life (33)
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Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice! (63)
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You're A Feminist? Isn't That Cute! (35)
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