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Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.

NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size.
The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.


Religious (199 Listings)

Adultery Is Not A Family Value (30)
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Against Abortion? Don't Have One (32)
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Against Abortion? Have A Vasectomy (34)
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Angels Believe In Me! (21)
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Angels Wing It! (15)
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Ankh If You Love Isis (21)
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Ankh If You Love Ra (19)
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Another Christian Against The Christian Coalition (49)
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Anticipate Miracles (19)
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Apocalypse now! (15)
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Armageddon is Here Bush/Cheney '04 (34)
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As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools (67)
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As the Rapture Approaches, Vote Bush (36)
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Atheism Is A Non-Prophet Organization (37)
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Atheism Is A Victimless Crime (29)
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Baby Jesus will cry unless you vote Bush/Cheney '04 (51)
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Be Not Too Hasty To Trust Or Admire The Teachers Of Morality: They Discourse Like Angels But They Live Like Men (111)
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Be Witched (10)
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Beware The Man Of One Book (26)
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Black Holes Are Where God Divided By Zero (41)
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Books & History & Truth... Oh, My! (34)
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Born Again Christian (20)
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Born Again Pagan (16)
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Bush - I'm like Jesus, only violent. (36)
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Bush - Let's put dem dar gays in their place (44)
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Bush - Satan's Minion (21)
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Bush Rules - Jesus Weeps (24)
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Bush/Cheney: Even Jesus Thinks We Are Pricks (44)
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Cars Aren't The Only Thing That Get Recalled By The Maker (57)
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Celebrate Diversity! Islamic Fanatics For Kerry! (48)
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Christianity! What Kind Of A Religion Is That? (46)
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Christians Aren't Perfect, Just Forgiven (40)
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Christians for purification of the Mid East (43)
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Christians: You Can't Live With Them And You Can't Feed Them To The Lions Anymore (81)
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Church And State: Keep Them Separate (36)
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Come The Rapture - Can I Have Your Car? (39)
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Create A Miracle (16)
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Demons Are A Ghouls Best Friend (31)
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Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons, For You Are Crunchy And Good With Catsup! (82)
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Do Witches Run Spell Checkers? (30)
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Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right (45)
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Don't Switch Horsemen Mid Apocalypse (36)
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Feudalism - The Original Christian Coalition (44)
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Focus On Your Own Darn Family Values (36)
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For every Kerry vote, God will kill a kitten! (45)
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Free abortions for everyone (27)
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Freedom Is The Distance Between Church And State (48)
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Freedom Means Choice (20)
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God Changes Not What Is In A People, Until They Change What Is In Themselves (76)
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God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Ruling The World (59)
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God Grant Me The Courage To Do Today What I Should Have Done Yesterday (70)
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God Is Coming And Boy Is She Pissed! (36)
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God Is My Co-Pilot (18)
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God Is Too Big To Fit In One Religion (37)
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God Must Love Stupid People - He Made So Many Of Them! (54)
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God Protect Me From Your Followers (34)
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God Was My Co-Pilot But We Crashed In The Mountains And I Had To Eat Him (72)
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God, Guts, And Guns Keep America Free (37)
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Goddess Bless (13)
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Guns Don't Kill People, Radical Pro-Lifers Kill People (54)
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Have You Confused A Christian Today? (36)
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Honk If You Think I'm Jesus (27)
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I Care Not For A Man's Religion Whose Dog Or Cat Are Not The Better For It (74)
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I Considered Atheism But There Weren't Enough Holidays (54)
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I Don't Believe In Miracles - I Rely On Them (44)
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I Found It! (11)
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I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister (58)
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If Christ Is The Answer, What Was The Question? (47)
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If God Can Work Through Me, He Can Work Through Anyone (54)
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If God Is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats (37)
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If God Meant Us To Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates (58)
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If Going To Church Makes You A Christian, Does Going To A Pet Shop Make You A Dog? (82)
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If Man Evolved From Monkeys And Apes, Why Do We Still Have Monkeys And Apes? (76)
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If Only God Would Give Me Some Clear Sign... Like Making A Large Deposit In My Name At A Swiss Bank (99)
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If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One? (62)
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If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child? (71)
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If You Want A Country Run By Religion - Move To Iran (52)
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If You're Born Again, Do You Have Two Bellybuttons? (51)
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If You're Living For Heaven, You'd Better Be Right! (51)
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If You're Living Like There Is No Heaven, You'd Better Be Right! (64)
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I'm A Nomadic Pagan... And I Vote! (34)
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I'm O.K., God Doesn't Make Junk (31)
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I'm Pro Choice And I Vote (25)
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I'm Pro Life And I Vote (23)
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I'm Really Easy To Get Along With Once You People Learn To Worship Me (69)
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In Goddess We Trust (19)
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In The Beginning Man Created God In His Image (45)
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Indians Died For Your Christian Sins (36)
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Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra! (23)
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It Does Me No Injury For My Neighbor To Say There Are Twenty Gods Or No God. It Neither Picks My Pocket Nor Breaks My Leg. - Thomas Jefferson (141)
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It Is An Infantile Superstition Of The Human Spirit That Virginity Would Be Thought A Virtue And Not The Barrier That Separates Ignorance From Knowledge (152)
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It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees (59)
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It Seems That People Who Have No Vices Also Have Very Few Virtues (65)
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It's A Thankless Job, But I've Got A Lot Of Karma To Burn Off (61)
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I've Found Jesus. He Was Behind The Sofa The Whole Time (55)
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Jesus Died For My Sins And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (59)
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Jesus Is Changing The World One Life At A Time (46)
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Jesus Is Coming... Look Busy! (29)
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Jesus Is Coming; I Have Him In The Trunk! (41)
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Jesus Lives (11)
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Jesus Loves You (15)
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Jesus Loves You... Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole (57)
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Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth (57)
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Jesus Saves (11)
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Jesus Was A Liberal (19)
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Jesus Was Not A Bigot (21)
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Jews For Buchanan (17)
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Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers (34)
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Kali: A Necessary Evil (22)
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Keep Abortion Legal And Safe (28)
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Keep Your Laws Off My Body (26)
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Kerry - At least he's not trying to hasten the Aplcalypse (57)
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Kerry - Even The Mullahs Like Him! (34)
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Kerry: Catholic When It Counts! (31)
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Let's Pretend Their Is A God (28)
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Life's A Witch, And Then You Fly (32)
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Lilith Wouldn't Submit - God Always Had A Problem With That (59)
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Love Jesus. Despise yourself. (30)
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Love Thy First Admendment (25)
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Magic Happens (13)
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Militant Agnostic (17)
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More Positions than the Kama Sutra (34)
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Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life (33)
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My Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter (29)
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My God is better than your God (30)
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My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God (33)
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My Karma Ran Over My Dogma (26)
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My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma (28)
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No Gods No Masters (18)
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No Special Rights For Religious Fanatics (40)
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No U.S. Intervention In Women's Wombs (37)
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No, My Powers Can Only Be Used For Good (39)
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Oh... Evolve!!! (15)
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One Dick, One Bush, as God Intended (35)
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People With No Vices Usually Have Annoying Virtues (50)
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Please, Dear Lord, Not Bush Again (33)
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Please, Lord, Let Me Prove That Winning The Lottery Won't Spoil Me. (67)
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Pork: It's Worth Going To Hell Over (35)
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Pro-Child - Pro-Choice (22)
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Pro-Choice And Proud Of It (26)
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Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice (35)
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Puritanism: The Haunting Fear That Someone, Somewhere May Be Having Fun (71)
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Putting The Fun Back Into Fundamentalist (40)
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Rapture-ready! (14)
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Religion Stops A Thinking Mind (30)
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Religious Freedom Means Any Religion (36)
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Religious Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind (46)
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Remember Waco (13)
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Reproductive Rights For All Women (33)
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Resurrection? Been There, Done That! (36)
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Return To Traditional Values. Send The White Christians Home. (61)
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Screw Family Values, Jesus Was A Bachelor (41)
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See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Date No Evil (39)
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Self Righteousness Is A Sin (27)
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Single People Have Values, Too. (31)
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So Many Idols - One True God (28)
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Something Wiccan This Way Comes (31)
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Southern By The Grace Of God (28)
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Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers Of Religion (45)
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The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong (31)
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The Goddess Is Alive And Magic Is Afoot (39)
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The Last Time Somebody Listened To A Bush, Folks Wandered In The Desert For 40 Years (84)
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The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live (52)
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The Only Way To Get Rid Of Temptation Is To Yield To It (55)
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The Religious Right Is Neither (30)
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans (42)
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The Sleep Of Reason Produces Monsters. - Goethe (47)
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The United States Is In No Sense Founded Upon Christian Doctrine. - George Washington (85)
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The Universe Is Rearranging Itself To Accommodate Your Vision Of Reality (72)
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To Hell With The Baptists I'm Going To Disneyland (49)
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Traditional Family Values: Abuse - Alcoholism - Incest (54)
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U.S. Out Of My Uterus (21)
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United We Can Destroy Islam! (28)
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Virtue Is Its Own Reward (24)
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Vote Bush - Because SATAN is coming to eat your kids (52)
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Vote Bush: Get More Good God Stuff (34)
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Vote Kerry - Even Creationists can evolve, you know. (52)
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Watch Witch On Duty! (20)
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We Won't Go Back, Keep Abortion Safe And Legal (46)
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What's The Cost Of An Abortion? One Human Life (46)
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When Religion Ruled The World They Called It The Dark Ages (58)
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When You Do A Good Deed, Get A Receipt, In Case Heaven Is Like The IRS (70)
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Where There's A Witch,There's A Way (35)
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Where's The Messiah When We Need Her (36)
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Who Took The Fun Out Of Fundamentalists (39)
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Whom Would Jesus Bomb? (22)
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Why Be Born Again When You Can Just Grow Up? (44)
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Why Do People With Closed Minds Always Open Their Mouths? (57)
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Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People To Show That Killing People Is Wrong? (75)
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Why would people who expect Armageddon care about the environment? (66)
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Why would people who wait for the Rapture care about a deficit? (63)
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Witch Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad (44)
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Witches Are Crafty People (25)
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Witches Do It In Circles (24)
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Worry About Your Own Damn Family Values! (40)
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Yes I Am An Agent Of Satan, But My Duties Are Largely Ceremonial (64)
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Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life (33)
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Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice! (63)
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You're Proof That Evolution Can Go In Reverse (45)
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