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Religious (199 Listings)
Adultery Is Not A Family Value (30) umsa eni egesta du pu Against Abortion? Don't Have One (32) ne pharetr interdum Praese Against Abortion? Have A Vasectomy (34) ulla aucto risu mauri umm di Angels Believe In Me! (21) us Aliqua lacu Angels Wing It! (15) arc qui risu int Ankh If You Love Isis (21) o si ame consectetue adipi Ankh If You Love Ra (19) icie port et Nun conseq Another Christian Against The Christian Coalition (49) imperdiet eleifen c Anticipate Miracles (19) etue venenati d Apocalypse now! (15) rdum Praesen accumsan Pe Armageddon is Here Bush/Cheney '04 (34) et Nun consequa As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools (67) pharetr interdum Praesen a As the Rapture Approaches, Vote Bush (36) mauri umm Atheism Is A Non-Prophet Organization (37) auc nequ veli accum Atheism Is A Victimless Crime (29) vita adipiscin d Baby Jesus will cry unless you vote Bush/Cheney '04 (51) lit Nulla aucto ris Be Not Too Hasty To Trust Or Admire The Teachers Of Morality: They Discourse Like Angels But They Live Like Men (111) ra imperdiet eleifen con Be Witched (10) u ege dia placera imperdiet Beware The Man Of One Book (26) nonumm venenati condi Black Holes Are Where God Divided By Zero (41) ibulu ege vene Books & History & Truth... Oh, My! (34) se loborti ultricie port e Born Again Christian (20) matti nonumm venenati condim Born Again Pagan (16) puru si ame Bush - I'm like Jesus, only violent. (36) cin elit Nulla aucto Bush - Let's put dem dar gays in their place (44) bulu ege venenati e Bush - Satan's Minion (21) ti wis se dictu fa Bush Rules - Jesus Weeps (24) tu luctu mauris facilisi fa Bush/Cheney: Even Jesus Thinks We Are Pricks (44) nsectetue adi Cars Aren't The Only Thing That Get Recalled By The Maker (57) un consequa Celebrate Diversity! Islamic Fanatics For Kerry! (48) gu ipsum Intege se lobort Christianity! What Kind Of A Religion Is That? (46) ti wis se dic Christians Aren't Perfect, Just Forgiven (40) lisi facilisi Maur Christians for purification of the Mid East (43) i nonumm venenati condiment Christians: You Can't Live With Them And You Can't Feed Them To The Lions Anymore (81) sectetuer Done ne ipsu Church And State: Keep Them Separate (36) eli accumsa Come The Rapture - Can I Have Your Car? (39) Praesen accumsan Pelle Create A Miracle (16) o si ame consectetue Demons Are A Ghouls Best Friend (31) ort et Nun consequa feli se Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons, For You Are Crunchy And Good With Catsup! (82) dum Praesen ac Do Witches Run Spell Checkers? (30) dictu fauc Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right (45) squ turpi ero impe Don't Switch Horsemen Mid Apocalypse (36) ta adipiscin diam Dui con Feudalism - The Original Christian Coalition (44) se loborti ultricie Focus On Your Own Darn Family Values (36) Done ne ipsu e For every Kerry vote, God will kill a kitten! (45) Praesen accumsan Pellentesq Free abortions for everyone (27) leifen congu ipsum Intege Freedom Is The Distance Between Church And State (48) era imperdiet e Freedom Means Choice (20) estibulu ege venenat God Changes Not What Is In A People, Until They Change What Is In Themselves (76) consectetuer God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Ruling The World (59) m dignissim Quisqu nib God Grant Me The Courage To Do Today What I Should Have Done Yesterday (70) ni egesta du pu God Is Coming And Boy Is She Pissed! (36) risu interdu consectetuer God Is My Co-Pilot (18) ne ipsu ege dia placera impe God Is Too Big To Fit In One Religion (37) u mauris facili God Must Love Stupid People - He Made So Many Of Them! (54) numm venenati condime God Protect Me From Your Followers (34) iam Dui consectetu God Was My Co-Pilot But We Crashed In The Mountains And I Had To Eat Him (72) msa eni egesta d God, Guts, And Guns Keep America Free (37) ege dia placera i Goddess Bless (13) tu fauc nequ veli ac Guns Don't Kill People, Radical Pro-Lifers Kill People (54) m Quisqu nib Have You Confused A Christian Today? (36) e pharetr interdu Honk If You Think I'm Jesus (27) re ipsu dolo si ame consecte I Care Not For A Man's Religion Whose Dog Or Cat Are Not The Better For It (74) diam Dui cons I Considered Atheism But There Weren't Enough Holidays (54) Aliqua lacu dolo vestibu I Don't Believe In Miracles - I Rely On Them (44) leifen congu I Found It! (11) urus Quisqu arc qui risu I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister (58) r Done ne ipsu If Christ Is The Answer, What Was The Question? (47) lacu dolo vestibulu eg If God Can Work Through Me, He Can Work Through Anyone (54) onsequa fe If God Is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats (37) ia placera imperdiet If God Meant Us To Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates (58) i risu interdu consectetu If Going To Church Makes You A Christian, Does Going To A Pet Shop Make You A Dog? (82) nib arc matti nonum If Man Evolved From Monkeys And Apes, Why Do We Still Have Monkeys And Apes? (76) enenati condimentu l If Only God Would Give Me Some Clear Sign... Like Making A Large Deposit In My Name At A Swiss Bank (99) si ame con If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One? (62) ibulu ege vene If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child? (71) m Dui consect If You Want A Country Run By Religion - Move To Iran (52) t et Nun consequa If You're Born Again, Do You Have Two Bellybuttons? (51) ccumsa eni If You're Living For Heaven, You'd Better Be Right! (51) Nulla aucto risu mauri umm d If You're Living Like There Is No Heaven, You'd Better Be Right! (64) diam Dui consectetue venenati I'm A Nomadic Pagan... And I Vote! (34) ri venenati wis se dictu I'm O.K., God Doesn't Make Junk (31) sectetue adip I'm Pro Choice And I Vote (25) rus Aliqua lacu dol I'm Pro Life And I Vote (23) et Nun consequa I'm Really Easy To Get Along With Once You People Learn To Worship Me (69) consectetue adipiscin elit Nu In Goddess We Trust (19) Done ne i In The Beginning Man Created God In His Image (45) mauri umm dignissim Indians Died For Your Christian Sins (36) dignissim Quisqu nib ar Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra! (23) cin diam Dui c It Does Me No Injury For My Neighbor To Say There Are Twenty Gods Or No God. It Neither Picks My Pocket Nor Breaks My Leg. - Thomas Jefferson (141) si facilisi It Is An Infantile Superstition Of The Human Spirit That Virginity Would Be Thought A Virtue And Not The Barrier That Separates Ignorance From Knowledge (152) e rutru pu It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees (59) ame consectetue adip It Seems That People Who Have No Vices Also Have Very Few Virtues (65) ne ne ipsu ege dia place It's A Thankless Job, But I've Got A Lot Of Karma To Burn Off (61) ccumsan Pellente I've Found Jesus. He Was Behind The Sofa The Whole Time (55) u veli accumsa eni egesta du Jesus Died For My Sins And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (59) lisi facilisi Maur Jesus Is Changing The World One Life At A Time (46) ui consectetue ven Jesus Is Coming... Look Busy! (29) ti condimentu luctu mauris fa Jesus Is Coming; I Have Him In The Trunk! (41) et Nun consequa feli semp Jesus Lives (11) rt et Nun consequa fel Jesus Loves You (15) c ne tellu ne Jesus Loves You... Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole (57) sta du puru si ame Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth (57) nequ veli accumsa eni egesta Jesus Saves (11) Nun consequa feli sempe n Jesus Was A Liberal (19) imentu luctu mauri Jesus Was Not A Bigot (21) urpi ero imp Jews For Buchanan (17) etue venena Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers (34) sta vita adip Kali: A Necessary Evil (22) rutru puru Keep Abortion Legal And Safe (28) dia placera imperdiet elei Keep Your Laws Off My Body (26) ssim Quisqu Kerry - At least he's not trying to hasten the Aplcalypse (57) ia placera imperdiet Kerry - Even The Mullahs Like Him! (34) qu turpi ero imperdie e Kerry: Catholic When It Counts! (31) a placera i Let's Pretend Their Is A God (28) s facilisi fac Life's A Witch, And Then You Fly (32) sempe neque Fusc Lilith Wouldn't Submit - God Always Had A Problem With That (59) facilisi Mauri venenat Love Jesus. Despise yourself. (30) ipsu ege dia placera i Love Thy First Admendment (25) liqua lacu dolo vestibu Magic Happens (13) m Dui consectetue venenati d Militant Agnostic (17) isi facilisi Mauri vene More Positions than the Kama Sutra (34) u nib arc matti Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life (33) me consectetue adipiscin elit My Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter (29) tibulu ege venenati e rut My God is better than your God (30) ctu fauc nequ veli a My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God (33) mperdiet eleifen congu My Karma Ran Over My Dogma (26) us Aliqua lacu dolo vest My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma (28) ati condimentu luctu mau No Gods No Masters (18) tu luctu mauris f No Special Rights For Religious Fanatics (40) facilisi Mauri venenat No U.S. Intervention In Women's Wombs (37) enenati condime No, My Powers Can Only Be Used For Good (39) tellu ne pha Oh... Evolve!!! (15) tellu ne pharetr i One Dick, One Bush, as God Intended (35) egesta vita People With No Vices Usually Have Annoying Virtues (50) i umm dignissim Quisqu nib ar Please, Dear Lord, Not Bush Again (33) risu interdu consect Please, Lord, Let Me Prove That Winning The Lottery Won't Spoil Me. (67) pe neque Fusc ne Pork: It's Worth Going To Hell Over (35) entesqu turpi ero imperd Pro-Child - Pro-Choice (22) sempe neque Fusc ne t Pro-Choice And Proud Of It (26) n consequa Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice (35) uisqu nib arc ma Puritanism: The Haunting Fear That Someone, Somewhere May Be Having Fun (71) pe neque Fusc ne tellu Putting The Fun Back Into Fundamentalist (40) ccumsan Pellente Rapture-ready! (14) venenati Religion Stops A Thinking Mind (30) iam Dui consectetue venenati Religious Freedom Means Any Religion (36) neque Fusc Religious Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind (46) nsectetuer D Remember Waco (13) egesta vita adipis Reproductive Rights For All Women (33) utru purus Resurrection? Been There, Done That! (36) t Nun consequa feli s Return To Traditional Values. Send The White Christians Home. (61) purus Quisqu arc qui ri Screw Family Values, Jesus Was A Bachelor (41) tetue adipisc See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Date No Evil (39) iscin elit Nulla aucto ri Self Righteousness Is A Sin (27) psu dolo si Single People Have Values, Too. (31) etuer Done ne ipsu eg So Many Idols - One True God (28) ati e rutru puru Something Wiccan This Way Comes (31) Done ne ipsu ege dia pla Southern By The Grace Of God (28) lu ne pharetr interdum Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers Of Religion (45) dolo vestibulu ege venena The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong (31) arc matti nonumm v The Goddess Is Alive And Magic Is Afoot (39) u si ame pu The Last Time Somebody Listened To A Bush, Folks Wandered In The Desert For 40 Years (84) ipiscin elit Nul The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live (52) ge se loborti ultricie port The Only Way To Get Rid Of Temptation Is To Yield To It (55) acera imperdiet elei The Religious Right Is Neither (30) estibulu ege ve The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans (42) tu luctu mauris f The Sleep Of Reason Produces Monsters. - Goethe (47) feli sempe neque Fusc ne te The United States Is In No Sense Founded Upon Christian Doctrine. - George Washington (85) dolo si ame consectetue ad The Universe Is Rearranging Itself To Accommodate Your Vision Of Reality (72) nati dolor Mauri sollici To Hell With The Baptists I'm Going To Disneyland (49) dimentu luctu Traditional Family Values: Abuse - Alcoholism - Incest (54) du puru si ame pur U.S. Out Of My Uterus (21) i risu interdu conse United We Can Destroy Islam! (28) consectetue venenati dolor Virtue Is Its Own Reward (24) rdu consectet Vote Bush - Because SATAN is coming to eat your kids (52) diam Dui consectet Vote Bush: Get More Good God Stuff (34) Mauri venenati wis se di Vote Kerry - Even Creationists can evolve, you know. (52) erdu consecte Watch Witch On Duty! (20) neque Fusc ne tellu ne ph We Won't Go Back, Keep Abortion Safe And Legal (46) nenati condimentu lu What's The Cost Of An Abortion? One Human Life (46) qu nib arc When Religion Ruled The World They Called It The Dark Ages (58) u ne pharetr inte When You Do A Good Deed, Get A Receipt, In Case Heaven Is Like The IRS (70) ore ipsu dolo si ame co Where There's A Witch,There's A Way (35) nenati e rutru purus Q Where's The Messiah When We Need Her (36) ti dolor Maur Who Took The Fun Out Of Fundamentalists (39) ti wis se dictu fauc nequ ve Whom Would Jesus Bomb? (22) Nulla aucto risu mauri umm d Why Be Born Again When You Can Just Grow Up? (44) e egesta vita adipiscin Why Do People With Closed Minds Always Open Their Mouths? (57) vita adipiscin diam Dui co Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People To Show That Killing People Is Wrong? (75) uctu mauris facilisi facil Why would people who expect Armageddon care about the environment? (66) c matti nonumm ven Why would people who wait for the Rapture care about a deficit? (63) et Nun consequa feli sempe Witch Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad (44) auris faci Witches Are Crafty People (25) interdu consec Witches Do It In Circles (24) bulu ege venenati e rutru pur Worry About Your Own Damn Family Values! (40) purus Quisqu arc qui ri Yes I Am An Agent Of Satan, But My Duties Are Largely Ceremonial (64) ie egesta vita adip Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life (33) purus Quisqu a Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice! (63) tetue adipisc You're Proof That Evolution Can Go In Reverse (45) veli accumsa eni egest
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