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Religious (180 Listings)

Adultery Is Not A Family Value

Against Abortion? Don't Have One

Against Abortion? Have A Vasectomy

Angels Believe In Me!

Angels Wing It!

Ankh If You Love Isis

Ankh If You Love Ra

Another Christian Against The Christian Coalition

Anticipate Miracles

Apocalypse now!

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools

Atheism Is A Non-Prophet Organization

Atheism Is A Victimless Crime

Be Not Too Hasty To Trust Or Admire The Teachers Of Morality: They Discourse Like Angels But They Live Like Men

Be Witched

Beware The Man Of One Book

Black Holes Are Where God Divided By Zero

Books & History & Truth... Oh, My!

Born Again Christian

Born Again Pagan

Cars Aren't The Only Thing That Get Recalled By The Maker

Christianity! What Kind Of A Religion Is That?

Christians Aren't Perfect, Just Forgiven

Christians for purification of the Mid East

Christians: You Can't Live With Them And You Can't Feed Them To The Lions Anymore

Church And State: Keep Them Separate

Come The Rapture - Can I Have Your Car?

Create A Miracle

Demons Are A Ghouls Best Friend

Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons, For You Are Crunchy And Good With Catsup!

Do Witches Run Spell Checkers?

Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right

Don't Switch Horsemen Mid Apocalypse

Feudalism - The Original Christian Coalition

Focus On Your Own Darn Family Values

Free abortions for everyone

Freedom Is The Distance Between Church And State

Freedom Means Choice

God Changes Not What Is In A People, Until They Change What Is In Themselves

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Ruling The World

God Grant Me The Courage To Do Today What I Should Have Done Yesterday

God Is Coming And Boy Is She Pissed!

God Is My Co-Pilot

God Is Too Big To Fit In One Religion

God Must Love Stupid People - He Made So Many Of Them!

God Protect Me From Your Followers

God Was My Co-Pilot But We Crashed In The Mountains And I Had To Eat Him

God, Guts, And Guns Keep America Free

Goddess Bless

Guns Don't Kill People, Radical Pro-Lifers Kill People

Have You Confused A Christian Today?

Honk If You Think I'm Jesus

I Care Not For A Man's Religion Whose Dog Or Cat Are Not The Better For It

I Considered Atheism But There Weren't Enough Holidays

I Don't Believe In Miracles - I Rely On Them

I Found It!

I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister

If Christ Is The Answer, What Was The Question?

If God Can Work Through Me, He Can Work Through Anyone

If God Is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats

If God Meant Us To Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates

If Going To Church Makes You A Christian, Does Going To A Pet Shop Make You A Dog?

If Man Evolved From Monkeys And Apes, Why Do We Still Have Monkeys And Apes?

If Only God Would Give Me Some Clear Sign... Like Making A Large Deposit In My Name At A Swiss Bank

If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One?

If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child?

If You Want A Country Run By Religion - Move To Iran

If You're Born Again, Do You Have Two Bellybuttons?

If You're Living For Heaven, You'd Better Be Right!

If You're Living Like There Is No Heaven, You'd Better Be Right!

I'm A Nomadic Pagan... And I Vote!

I'm O.K., God Doesn't Make Junk

I'm Pro Choice And I Vote

I'm Pro Life And I Vote

I'm Really Easy To Get Along With Once You People Learn To Worship Me

In Goddess We Trust

In The Beginning Man Created God In His Image

Indians Died For Your Christian Sins

Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!

It Does Me No Injury For My Neighbor To Say There Are Twenty Gods Or No God. It Neither Picks My Pocket Nor Breaks My Leg. - Thomas Jefferson

It Is An Infantile Superstition Of The Human Spirit That Virginity Would Be Thought A Virtue And Not The Barrier That Separates Ignorance From Knowledge

It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees

It Seems That People Who Have No Vices Also Have Very Few Virtues

It's A Thankless Job, But I've Got A Lot Of Karma To Burn Off

I've Found Jesus. He Was Behind The Sofa The Whole Time

Jesus Died For My Sins And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Jesus Is Changing The World One Life At A Time

Jesus Is Coming... Look Busy!

Jesus Is Coming; I Have Him In The Trunk!

Jesus Lives

Jesus Loves You

Jesus Loves You... Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole

Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth

Jesus Saves

Jesus Was A Liberal

Jesus Was Not A Bigot

Jews For Buchanan

Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers

Kali: A Necessary Evil

Keep Abortion Legal And Safe

Keep Your Laws Off My Body

Let's Pretend Their Is A God

Life's A Witch, And Then You Fly

Lilith Wouldn't Submit - God Always Had A Problem With That

Love Jesus. Despise yourself.

Love Thy First Amendment

Magic Happens

Militant Agnostic

More Positions than the Kama Sutra

Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life

My Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter

My God is better than your God

My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God

My Karma Ran Over My Dogma

My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma

No Gods No Masters

No Special Rights For Religious Fanatics

No U.S. Intervention In Women's Wombs

No, My Powers Can Only Be Used For Good

Oh... Evolve!!!

People With No Vices Usually Have Annoying Virtues

Please, Lord, Let Me Prove That Winning The Lottery Won't Spoil Me.

Pork: It's Worth Going To Hell Over

Pro-Child - Pro-Choice

Pro-Choice And Proud Of It

Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice

Puritanism: The Haunting Fear That Someone, Somewhere May Be Having Fun

Putting The Fun Back Into Fundamentalist

Rapture-ready!

Religion Stops A Thinking Mind

Religious Freedom Means Any Religion

Religious Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind

Remember Waco

Reproductive Rights For All Women

Resurrection? Been There, Done That!

Return To Traditional Values. Send The White Christians Home.

Screw Family Values, Jesus Was A Bachelor

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Date No Evil

Self Righteousness Is A Sin

Single People Have Values, Too.

So Many Idols - One True God

Something Wiccan This Way Comes

Southern By The Grace Of God

Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers Of Religion

The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong

The Goddess Is Alive And Magic Is Afoot

The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live

The Only Way To Get Rid Of Temptation Is To Yield To It

The Religious Right Is Neither

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans

The Sleep Of Reason Produces Monsters. - Goethe

The United States Is In No Sense Founded Upon Christian Doctrine. - George Washington

The Universe Is Rearranging Itself To Accommodate Your Vision Of Reality

To Hell With The Baptists I'm Going To Disneyland

Traditional Family Values: Abuse - Alcoholism - Incest

U.S. Out Of My Uterus

United We Can Destroy Islam!

Virtue Is Its Own Reward

Watch Witch On Duty!

We Won't Go Back, Keep Abortion Safe And Legal

What's The Cost Of An Abortion? One Human Life

When Religion Ruled The World They Called It The Dark Ages

When You Do A Good Deed, Get A Receipt, In Case Heaven Is Like The IRS

Where There's A Witch,There's A Way

Where's The Messiah When We Need Her

Who Took The Fun Out Of Fundamentalists

Whom Would Jesus Bomb?

Why Be Born Again When You Can Just Grow Up?

Why Do People With Closed Minds Always Open Their Mouths?

Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People To Show That Killing People Is Wrong?

Why would people who expect Armageddon care about the environment?

Why would people who wait for the Rapture care about a deficit?

Witch Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad

Witches Are Crafty People

Witches Do It In Circles

Worry About Your Own Damn Family Values!

Yes I Am An Agent Of Satan, But My Duties Are Largely Ceremonial

Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life

Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice!

You're Proof That Evolution Can Go In Reverse

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