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It's the wildest, wackiest collection on the Web! Over 2000 "Classic & Current" messages, from silly to serious, from crude to classy, from raunchy to refined... They're all here! Search by category, or enter keywords into the search box below. And if you don't like these, just type in your own custom message!
Simply use your mouse to "Copy & Paste" the text of any message into our Design Center. If a message is too long, break it up using more than one line of text. You can then customize it any way you like. Your design can have up to 6 lines, using 90 font, 96 Text Icon, 20 color, & over 14,000 Edge Image choices! |
Adultery Is Not A Family Value
Against Abortion? Don't Have One
Against Abortion? Have A Vasectomy
Angels Believe In Me!
Angels Wing It!
Ankh If You Love Isis
Ankh If You Love Ra
Another Christian Against The Christian Coalition
Anticipate Miracles
Apocalypse now!
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools
Atheism Is A Non-Prophet Organization
Atheism Is A Victimless Crime
Be Not Too Hasty To Trust Or Admire The Teachers Of Morality: They Discourse Like Angels But They Live Like Men
Be Witched
Beware The Man Of One Book
Black Holes Are Where God Divided By Zero
Books & History & Truth... Oh, My!
Born Again Christian
Born Again Pagan
Cars Aren't The Only Thing That Get Recalled By The Maker
Christianity! What Kind Of A Religion Is That?
Christians Aren't Perfect, Just Forgiven
Christians for purification of the Mid East
Christians: You Can't Live With Them And You Can't Feed Them To The Lions Anymore
Church And State: Keep Them Separate
Come The Rapture - Can I Have Your Car?
Create A Miracle
Demons Are A Ghouls Best Friend
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons, For You Are Crunchy And Good With Catsup!
Do Witches Run Spell Checkers?
Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right
Don't Switch Horsemen Mid Apocalypse
Feudalism - The Original Christian Coalition
Focus On Your Own Darn Family Values
Free abortions for everyone
Freedom Is The Distance Between Church And State
Freedom Means Choice
God Changes Not What Is In A People, Until They Change What Is In Themselves
God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Ruling The World
God Grant Me The Courage To Do Today What I Should Have Done Yesterday
God Is Coming And Boy Is She Pissed!
God Is My Co-Pilot
God Is Too Big To Fit In One Religion
God Must Love Stupid People - He Made So Many Of Them!
God Protect Me From Your Followers
God Was My Co-Pilot But We Crashed In The Mountains And I Had To Eat Him
God, Guts, And Guns Keep America Free
Goddess Bless
Guns Don't Kill People, Radical Pro-Lifers Kill People
Have You Confused A Christian Today?
Honk If You Think I'm Jesus
I Care Not For A Man's Religion Whose Dog Or Cat Are Not The Better For It
I Considered Atheism But There Weren't Enough Holidays
I Don't Believe In Miracles - I Rely On Them
I Found It!
I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister
If Christ Is The Answer, What Was The Question?
If God Can Work Through Me, He Can Work Through Anyone
If God Is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats
If God Meant Us To Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates
If Going To Church Makes You A Christian, Does Going To A Pet Shop Make You A Dog?
If Man Evolved From Monkeys And Apes, Why Do We Still Have Monkeys And Apes?
If Only God Would Give Me Some Clear Sign... Like Making A Large Deposit In My Name At A Swiss Bank
If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One?
If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child?
If You Want A Country Run By Religion - Move To Iran
If You're Born Again, Do You Have Two Bellybuttons?
If You're Living For Heaven, You'd Better Be Right!
If You're Living Like There Is No Heaven, You'd Better Be Right!
I'm A Nomadic Pagan... And I Vote!
I'm O.K., God Doesn't Make Junk
I'm Pro Choice And I Vote
I'm Pro Life And I Vote
I'm Really Easy To Get Along With Once You People Learn To Worship Me
In Goddess We Trust
In The Beginning Man Created God In His Image
Indians Died For Your Christian Sins
Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!
It Does Me No Injury For My Neighbor To Say There Are Twenty Gods Or No God. It Neither Picks My Pocket Nor Breaks My Leg. - Thomas Jefferson
It Is An Infantile Superstition Of The Human Spirit That Virginity Would Be Thought A Virtue And Not The Barrier That Separates Ignorance From Knowledge
It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees
It Seems That People Who Have No Vices Also Have Very Few Virtues
It's A Thankless Job, But I've Got A Lot Of Karma To Burn Off
I've Found Jesus. He Was Behind The Sofa The Whole Time
Jesus Died For My Sins And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
Jesus Is Changing The World One Life At A Time
Jesus Is Coming... Look Busy!
Jesus Is Coming; I Have Him In The Trunk!
Jesus Lives
Jesus Loves You
Jesus Loves You... Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole
Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth
Jesus Saves
Jesus Was A Liberal
Jesus Was Not A Bigot
Jews For Buchanan
Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers
Kali: A Necessary Evil
Keep Abortion Legal And Safe
Keep Your Laws Off My Body
Let's Pretend Their Is A God
Life's A Witch, And Then You Fly
Lilith Wouldn't Submit - God Always Had A Problem With That
Love Jesus. Despise yourself.
Love Thy First Amendment
Magic Happens
Militant Agnostic
More Positions than the Kama Sutra
Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life
My Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter
My God is better than your God
My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God
My Karma Ran Over My Dogma
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
No Gods No Masters
No Special Rights For Religious Fanatics
No U.S. Intervention In Women's Wombs
No, My Powers Can Only Be Used For Good
Oh... Evolve!!!
People With No Vices Usually Have Annoying Virtues
Please, Lord, Let Me Prove That Winning The Lottery Won't Spoil Me.
Pork: It's Worth Going To Hell Over
Pro-Child - Pro-Choice
Pro-Choice And Proud Of It
Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice
Puritanism: The Haunting Fear That Someone, Somewhere May Be Having Fun
Putting The Fun Back Into Fundamentalist
Rapture-ready!
Religion Stops A Thinking Mind
Religious Freedom Means Any Religion
Religious Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind
Remember Waco
Reproductive Rights For All Women
Resurrection? Been There, Done That!
Return To Traditional Values. Send The White Christians Home.
Screw Family Values, Jesus Was A Bachelor
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Date No Evil
Self Righteousness Is A Sin
Single People Have Values, Too.
So Many Idols - One True God
Something Wiccan This Way Comes
Southern By The Grace Of God
Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers Of Religion
The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong
The Goddess Is Alive And Magic Is Afoot
The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live
The Only Way To Get Rid Of Temptation Is To Yield To It
The Religious Right Is Neither
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans
The Sleep Of Reason Produces Monsters. - Goethe
The United States Is In No Sense Founded Upon Christian Doctrine. - George Washington
The Universe Is Rearranging Itself To Accommodate Your Vision Of Reality
To Hell With The Baptists I'm Going To Disneyland
Traditional Family Values: Abuse - Alcoholism - Incest
U.S. Out Of My Uterus
United We Can Destroy Islam!
Virtue Is Its Own Reward
Watch Witch On Duty!
We Won't Go Back, Keep Abortion Safe And Legal
What's The Cost Of An Abortion? One Human Life
When Religion Ruled The World They Called It The Dark Ages
When You Do A Good Deed, Get A Receipt, In Case Heaven Is Like The IRS
Where There's A Witch,There's A Way
Where's The Messiah When We Need Her
Who Took The Fun Out Of Fundamentalists
Whom Would Jesus Bomb?
Why Be Born Again When You Can Just Grow Up?
Why Do People With Closed Minds Always Open Their Mouths?
Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People To Show That Killing People Is Wrong?
Why would people who expect Armageddon care about the environment?
Why would people who wait for the Rapture care about a deficit?
Witch Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad
Witches Are Crafty People
Witches Do It In Circles
Worry About Your Own Damn Family Values!
Yes I Am An Agent Of Satan, But My Duties Are Largely Ceremonial
Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life
Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice!
You're Proof That Evolution Can Go In Reverse
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