99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name (46)
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A Bad Day Fishing Is Still Better Than A Good Day At The Office (63)
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A Bartender Is Just A Pharmacist With A Limited Inventory (57)
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A Cubicle Is Just A Padded Cell Without A Door (46)
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A Fool And His Money Are Soon Partying (38)
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A Rich Man's Display Of Generosity Is Like A Dog Walking On His Hind Legs... It Is Rarely Done Well, But We Are Still Surprised To Find It Done At All (150)
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Adults Are Just Kids Who Owe Money (34)
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After Any Salary Raise, You Will Have Less Money At The End Of The Month Than You Did Before. (93)
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Ambition Is Merely Masked Avarice On Stilts (43)
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Anything Free Is Worth What You Paid For It (43)
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As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools (67)
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At Work, The Authority Of A Person Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Pens That Person Is Carrying. (107)
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Axe Me About Ebonics (20)
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Bankrupt By Beanies (19)
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Being Of Sound Mind, I Spent It All (35)
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Books & History & Truth... Oh, My! (34)
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Born Free - Taxed To Death (26)
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Born To Shop (12)
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Borrow A Child's Imagination And... (35)
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Borrow Money From Pessimists - They Don't Expect It Back (56)
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Boycott Wal-Mart (16)
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Broke! Rob Me Only If You Need The Practice (43)
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Budget: A Method For Going Broke Methodically (45)
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By The Time You Can Make Ends Meet, They Move The Ends (54)
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Can I Trade This Job For What's Behind Door #2? (47)
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Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine (51)
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College. We Drink More Before 9 Am Than Most People Drink All Day (65)
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Creativity Is More Important Than Knowledge - Einstein (54)
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Criminal Lawyer - A Redundancy (30)
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Despite The Cost Of Living, Have You Noticed How It Remains So Popular? (71)
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Do Cemetery Workers Prefer The Graveyard Shift? (47)
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Do I Look Like A People Person? (31)
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Do Pediatricians Play Miniature Golf On Wednesdays? (51)
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Doing Something Right The First Time Means Nobody Appreciates How Difficult It Was (82)
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Eat One Live Toad The First Thing In The Morning And Nothing Worse Will Happen To You The Rest Of The Day. (106)
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Education Prevents Prisons (26)
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Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again? (46)
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Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid. Some Just Abuse The Privilege. (65)
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Facts Are Stubborn Things (25)
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Filthy Stinking Rich... Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad (56)
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Financial Whiz: Expert At Pissing Away Money (44)
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First National Bank Of Dad - Sorry, Closed (42)
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Following The Rules Will Not Get The Job Done. (46)
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For Every School You Open, You Close Another Prison (51)
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Forget The Whales, Save The Cowboy (34)
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Friendly Checkout Clerk. Thanks For Keeping Me That Way! (56)
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Genius Is Childhood Recaptured (30)
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Get Your Rocks Off - Study Geology! (35)
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Getting The Job Done Is No Excuse For Not Following The Rules. (62)
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Great Spirits Have Always Encountered Violent Opposition From Mediocre Minds (76)
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Happy To Be Alive And Wasting My Life Here (42)
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Hard Work Has A Future Payoff But Laziness Pays Off Now (55)
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Have You Ever Noticed That Bills Travel Through The Mail At Twice The Speed Of Checks? (86)
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He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins (35)
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He Who Sacrifices His Conscience To Ambition Burns A Picture To Obtain The Ashes (80)
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How About Never? Is Never Good For You? (39)
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Huked On Fonix Reely Wurked Fur Me (34)
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. (69)
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I Am Having An Out Of Money Experience (38)
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I Can Only Please One Teacher A Day And Today Is Not Your Day! (62)
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I Can Please Only One Person Per Day. Today Is Not Your Day. Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either. (96)
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I Can't Be Overdrawn, I Still Have Checks Left (46)
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I Don't Lie, Cheat, Or Steal Unnecessarily (42)
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I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Money (34)
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I Don't Work Here. I'm A Consultant. (36)
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I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, & Pizza Delivery. Why Should I Leave The House? (78)
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I Is A College Student (22)
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I Like You. You Remind Me Of When I Was Young And Stupid. (57)
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I Live For Books (16)
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I Love Daddy's Money (20)
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I Majored In Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries With That? (55)
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I Majored In Liberal Arts. Will That Be For Here Or To Go? (58)
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I Only Work Here Because I've Become Accustomed To Certain Luxuries... Eating And Living Indoors (96)
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I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go! (34)
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I Pretend To Work. They Pretend To Pay Me. (42)
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I Souport Publik Edekashun (26)
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I Started Out With Nothing And I Still Have Most Of It Left (59)
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I Suffer From C.R.S. Can't Remember Shit (40)
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I Thought I Wanted A Career, Turns Out I Just Wanted Paychecks (62)
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I Took An IQ Test And The Results Were Negative (47)
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I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead (49)
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I Wanna Be Like Barbie. That Bitch Has Everything! (50)
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I Want It All (13)
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I Work 40 Hours A Week To Be This Poor (38)
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I.R.S.: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got! (56)
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If A Book About Failures Doesn't Sell, Is It A Success? (55)
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Quit. No Use Being A Damn Fool About It. (71)
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If I Worked As Much As Others, I Would Do As Little As They (59)
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If Ignorance Is Bliss, You Must Be Orgasmic (43)
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If It Weren't For The Last Minute, Nothing Would Get Done (57)
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If Money Could Talk, It Would Say Good-Bye (42)
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If Only God Would Give Me Some Clear Sign... Like Making A Large Deposit In My Name At A Swiss Bank (99)
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If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out? (65)
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If Work Is So Terrific, How Come They Have To Pay You To Do It? (63)
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If You Are Given On Open-Book Exam, You Will Forget Your Book (61)
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If You Are Good, You Will Be Assigned All The Work. If You Are Really Good, You Will Get Out Of It. (99)
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If You Can Read This - Thank A Teacher! (39)
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If You Can't Get Your Work Done In The First 24 Hours, Work Nights. (67)
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If You Think Education Is Expensive Try Ignorance (49)
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If You Think Money Can't Buy Happiness, You Don't Know Where To Shop (68)
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If You Think Nobody Cares About You, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments (69)
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If You Think The System Is Working Ask Someone Who Isn't (56)
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If You're Cross-Eyed And Have Dyslexia, Can You Read All Right? (63)
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I'll Try Being Nicer If You'll Try Being Smarter (48)
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I'm Going To Graduate On Time, No Matter How Long It Takes (58)
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I'm Just Working Here Till A Good Fast-Food Job Opens Up (56)
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I'm So Broke, I Can't Even Pay Attention (40)
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Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge - Einstein (55)
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Important Letters That Contain No Errors Will Develop Errors In The Mail. (73)
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Integrity Without Knowledge Is Useless, And Knowledge Without Integrity Is Dangerous (84)
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Irs: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got (52)
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Is It Friday Yet? (17)
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Is There Another Word For Synonym? (34)
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Is There Life Before Coffee? (28)
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Isn't It A Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They Do Practice? (65)
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It Doesn't Matter What You Do; It Only Matters What You Say You've Done And What You're Going To Do. (100)
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It Is Better To Ask Some Of The Questions Than To Know All Of The Answers (73)
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It Is Better To Fail In Originality Than To Succeed In Imitation (64)
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It Is Much Easier To Apologize Than To Ask Permission. (54)
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It Sounds Like English, But I Can't Understand A Word You're Saying (67)
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It Will Be A Great Day When Our Schools Get All The Money They Need And The Air Force Has To Hold A Bake Sale (109)
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It's A Thankless Job, But I've Got A Lot Of Karma To Burn Off (61)
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It's Easy To Spot A True Genius: All The Dunces Are Against Him (63)
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It's Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better (42)
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It's Not Hard To Meet Expenses, They're Everywhere (50)
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It's Not Your Money, It's Theirs... The-Irs! (44)
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Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth (57)
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Keep Working: Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You (54)
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Kissing May Be The Language Of Love But Money Still Does The Talking (68)
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Liberal Arts Major - Will Think For Food (40)
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Librarians Do It In Volume (26)
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Libraries Are For Lovers (24)
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Lifestyles Of The Poor And Unknown (34)
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Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak (96)
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Living In The Past Has One Advantage: It's Cheaper! (51)
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Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math (44)
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Make Polluters Pay (18)
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Many People Quit Looking For Work When They Find A Job (54)
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Minds Are Like Parachutes - They Only Function When Open (56)
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Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7th Of Your Life (50)
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Money Can't Buy Happiness... But It Sure Makes Misery Easier To Live With (73)
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Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch (59)
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Money Talks (11)
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Money Talks, But Mine Only Knows How To Say "Good-Bye" (54)
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Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog But It Won't Buy The Wag Of His Tail (69)
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More Jobs? What About Less People? (34)
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My 2nd Grader Is Smarter Than 19,000 Florida Voters! (52)
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My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student (39)
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My Child Is An Honor Student At The State Correctional Facility (63)
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My Child Slept With Your Honor Student (38)
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My Child Was Inmate Of The Month At County Jail (47)
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My Child Was Inmate Of The Month At The California Youth Correctional Facility (78)
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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom (41)
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My Job Is So Secret, Even I Don't Know What It Is (49)
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My Kid Beat The Crap Out Of Your Honor Student (46)
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My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student (33)
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My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor Student (38)
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My Lawyer Can Beat Up Your Lawyer (33)
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My Office: Hell With Fluorescent Lighting (41)
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My Parents Think I'm In College (31)
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My Take Home Pay Won't Take Me Home (35)
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Never Delay The Ending Of A Meeting Or The Beginning Of A Cocktail Hour. (72)
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Never Let Your Schooling Interfere With Your Education (54)
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No Condo / No MBA / No BMW (26)
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No Matter How Much You Do, You Never Do Enough. (47)
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Nothing In The Known Universe Travels Faster Than A Bad Check (61)
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Nurses Make It All Better (25)
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Of Course I Don't Look Busy - I Did It Right The First Time (59)
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On The Keyboard Of Life, Always Keep One Finger On The Escape Key. (66)
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Only One More Shopping Day Left Until Tomorrow (46)
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People Who Go To Conferences Are The Ones Who Shouldn't. (56)
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People Who Think They Know It All Really Annoy Those Of Us Who Do! (66)
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People Will Accept Your Ideas Much More Readily If You Tell Them That Benjamin Franklin Said It First. (102)
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Poverty Is Violence (19)
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Poverty Sucks (13)
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Programming Is An Art Form That Fights Back (43)
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Proofread Carefully To See If You Any Words Out (47)
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Question Assumptions (20)
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Reading Is To The Mind What Exercise Is To The Body (51)
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Reality Is For People Who Lack Imagination (42)
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Religion Stops A Thinking Mind (30)
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Religious Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind (46)
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Remember That Overnight Success Usually Takes About 15 Years (60)
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Saw It - Wanted It - Had A Fit - Got It! (40)
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Shop ‘Til You Drop! (19)
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Shopaholic On Board (19)
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Someone Who Thinks Logically Is A Nice Contrast To The Real World (65)
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Sometimes Too Much Is Not Enough (32)
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Spoiled Rotten (14)
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Stop Poverty - Nuke The IRS (27)
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Support A Lawyer, Become A Doctor (33)
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Support Your Local Economy - Sustainable Economic Power Begins At Home (70)
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Support Your Local Public Library (33)
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Talent Develops In Tranquillity, Character In The Full Current Of Human Life (76)
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Taxation WITH Representation Isn't So Hot, Either! (50)
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Teachers Cannot Live On Apples Alone (36)
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Teachers Have Class (19)
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Teachers Make Little Things Count (33)
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Teachers Make You Do It Until You Get It Right (46)
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Teaching Is A Work Of Heart (27)
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Teamwork Is Essential If You Need To Spread The Blame (53)
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The Best Way To Get On Your Feet Is To Get Off Your Ass (55)
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The Best Way To Predict The Future Is To Invent It (50)
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The Difference Between Genius And Stupidity Is Genius Has Its Limits (68)
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The Earth Can No Longer Afford The Rich (39)
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The Greatest Luxury Of Being Rich Is That It Enables You To Escape So Much Good Advice (86)
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The Last Person That Quit Or Was Fired Will Be Held Responsible For Everything That Goes Wrong. (95)
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The Lottery Is A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math (50)
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The Mind, Once Expanded To The Dimensions Of A Larger Idea, Never Returns To Its Original Size. - Oliver Wendell Holmes (119)
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The More Crap You Put Up With, The More Crap You Are Going To Get. (66)
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The More You Know The Less You Need (35)
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The More You Play, The More You Learn (37)
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The Most Violent Element In Society Is Ignorance (48)
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The Rat Race Is Over - The Rats Won (35)
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The Sooner You Fall Behind, The More Time You'll Have To Catch Up (65)
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The Trouble With Being In The Rat Race Is That Even If You Win, You're Still A Rat. (84)
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The Truly Educated Never Graduate (33)
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The Two Most Common Elements In The Universe Are Hydrogen And Stupidity (71)
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The Way To Get Things Done Is Not To Mind Who Gets The Credit Of Doing Them (75)
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The World Is A Book, And Those Who Do Not Travel Read Only A Page (65)
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The Worst Day Fishing Is Better Than The Best Day Working (57)
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There Are Three Ingredients In The Good Life: Learning, Earning And Yearning (76)
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There Is No Great Genius Without A Touch Of Madness (51)
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There Is No Substitute For Genuine Lack Of Preparation (54)
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There Is One Thing Stronger Than All The Armies In The World, And That Is An Idea Whose Time Has Come (101)
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There Will Always Be Beer Cans Rolling On The Floor Of Your Car When The Boss Asks For A Ride Home From The Office. (115)
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There's No Speed Limit On The Information Superhighway (54)
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This Isn't An Office. It's Hell With Fluorescent Lighting. (58)
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Those Who Abondon Their Dreams Will Discourage Yours (52)
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Those Who Believe Money Will Do Everything May Well Be Suspected Of Doing Everything For Money (94)
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Time Is The Best Teacher. Unfortunately It Kills All Its Students! (66)
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To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is Not Our Policy. (46)
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To Steal From One Is Plagiarism. To Steal From Many Is Research (63)
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Union! (6)
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University State College (24)
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Vacuuming Sucks! (16)
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Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did A Little Shopping (56)
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We Are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated (63)
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We Are What We Believe (22)
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We Teach People How To Remember, We Never Teach Them How To Grow (64)
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We're Spending Our Kid's Inheritance (36)
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What Do You Mean I Can't Pay Off My Visa With My Mastercard? (60)
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What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions? (45)
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What Is A "Free" Gift ? Aren't All Gifts Free? (46)
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What We Learn With Pleasure We Never Forget (43)
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What Wisdom Can You Find Greater Than Kindness (46)
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What's Another Word For Thesaurus? (34)
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When All Think Alike, No One Thinks Very Much (45)
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When The Bosses Talk About Improving Productivity, They Are Never Talking About Themselves. (91)
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When You Do A Good Deed, Get A Receipt, In Case Heaven Is Like The IRS (70)
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When You Don't Know What To Do, Walk Fast And Look Worried. (59)
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Where Do Forest Rangers Go To Get Away From It All? (51)
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Where The Hell Is Easy Street? (30)
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Where There's A Will, I Want To Be In It! (41)
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Which Came First? The Woman Or The Department Store? (52)
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Whisper My Favorite Words: I'll Buy It For You (46)
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Who Owns You? (13)
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Why Can't I Be Rich And Good Looking? (37)
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Why I Can't Be Rich Instead Of Good Looking? (44)
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Will Work For Ammo (18)
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Will Work For Food - Will Beg For Sex (37)
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Witches Are Crafty People (25)
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Work Harder. Millions On Welfare Depend On You! (47)
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Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish (45)
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You Are Always Doing Something Marginal When The Boss Drops By Your Desk. (73)
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You Are Depriving Some Poor Village Of Its Idiot (48)
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You Are Not What You Own (24)
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You Can Always Tell A Harvard Man, But You Can't Tell Him Much (62)
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You Can Go Anywhere You Want If You Look Serious And Carry A Clipboard. (71)
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You Fell Out Of The Stupid Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down (69)
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You Have An Intellect Rivaled Only By Garden Tools (50)
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You May Be Disappointed If You Fail, But You Are Doomed If You Don't Try (72)
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You Never Really Learn To Swear Until You Learn To Drive (56)
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Your College Sucks (18)
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Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot! (59)
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Your Kid's An Honor Student, But You're A Moron (47)
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You're Never Too Old To Learn (29)
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You're Under Too Much Stress When You Wake Up Screaming And You Haven't Even Fallen Asleep Yet (94)
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