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How To Customize and Order a Bumper Sticker or Magnetic Sign

Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.

NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size.
The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.


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