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It's the wildest, wackiest collection on the Web! Over 2000 "Classic & Current" messages, from silly to serious, from crude to classy, from raunchy to refined... They're all here! Search by category, or enter keywords into the search box below. And if you don't like these, just type in your own custom message!
Simply use your mouse to "Copy & Paste" the text of any message into our Design Center. If a message is too long, break it up using more than one line of text. You can then customize it any way you like. Your design can have up to 6 lines, using 90 font, 96 Text Icon, 20 color, & over 14,000 Edge Image choices!
After I Cook The Vegetables, What Do I Do With The Wheelchairs?
Anyone Who Doesn't Like Cats Just Hasn't Had Them Properly Prepared
Assassins Do It From Behind
Cat: The Other White Meat
Cats Are Like Potato Chips; You Can't Have Just One
Cats Are People Too!
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap
Don't Piss Me Off - I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies
Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians
Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies
Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon
I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder
I Like Cats, Too. Let's Exchange Recipes
I Love Animals, They Taste Great
I Love Animals...They're Delicious
I Love Assault Weapons
I Love Cats...They Taste Just Like Chicken
I Love Defenseless Animals, Especially In A Good Gravy
I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead With A Necrophiliac
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets
If You Love Something, Set It Free....If It Doesn't Come Back, Hunt It Down And Kill It!
Is It True That Cannibals Don't Eat Clowns Because They Taste Funny?
Looking For Your Cat? Check Under My Wheels
My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
Neighbors' Cats Make Good Hats
Please Don't Make Me Kill You
Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down
Red Meat Isn't Bad For You, Green Fuzzy Meat Is!
Should Crematoriums Give Discounts For Burn Victims?
So Many Cats, So Few Recipes!
So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time
Spotted Owl Tastes Just Like Chicken
Spotted Owls Taste Great
Support Mental Health Or I Will Kill You!
The More You Run Over A Dead Cat, The Flatter It Gets
This Vehicle Swerves And Hits Pedestrians At Random
What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?
BROWSE CATEGORY LISTINGS - OVER 2000 MESSAGES