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It's the wildest, wackiest collection on the Web! Over 2000 "Classic & Current" messages, from silly to serious, from crude to classy, from raunchy to refined... They're all here! Search by category, or enter keywords into the search box below. And if you don't like these, just type in your own custom message!

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Sick & Twisted (39 Listings)

After I Cook The Vegetables, What Do I Do With The Wheelchairs?

Anyone Who Doesn't Like Cats Just Hasn't Had Them Properly Prepared

Assassins Do It From Behind

Cat: The Other White Meat

Cats Are Like Potato Chips; You Can't Have Just One

Cats Are People Too!

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap

Don't Piss Me Off - I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies

Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians

Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies

Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon

I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder

I Like Cats, Too. Let's Exchange Recipes

I Love Animals, They Taste Great

I Love Animals...They're Delicious

I Love Assault Weapons

I Love Cats...They Taste Just Like Chicken

I Love Defenseless Animals, Especially In A Good Gravy

I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead With A Necrophiliac

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets

If You Love Something, Set It Free....If It Doesn't Come Back, Hunt It Down And Kill It!

Is It True That Cannibals Don't Eat Clowns Because They Taste Funny?

Looking For Your Cat? Check Under My Wheels

My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

Neighbors' Cats Make Good Hats

Please Don't Make Me Kill You

Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down

Ralph Happens

Red Meat Isn't Bad For You, Green Fuzzy Meat Is!

Should Crematoriums Give Discounts For Burn Victims?

So Many Cats, So Few Recipes!

So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time

Spotted Owl Tastes Just Like Chicken

Spotted Owls Taste Great

Support Mental Health Or I Will Kill You!

The More You Run Over A Dead Cat, The Flatter It Gets

This Vehicle Swerves And Hits Pedestrians At Random

What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

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Alarm Tailgaters
Art & Media
Attitude!
Battle Of The Sexes
Driving
Environmental
Family, Kids & Pets
Generation Gap
Health
I Brake For...
I Love...
I'd Rather...
Just Silly
Love & Sex
Mental Health
My Other Car...
Optimistic
Pessimistic
Philosophical
Political
Religious
School, Work & Money
Sick & Twisted
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