24 Hours In A Day... 24 Beers In A Case... Coincidence? (55)
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A Bad Day Fishing Is Still Better Than A Good Day At The Office (63)
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A Bartender Is Just A Pharmacist With A Limited Inventory (57)
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A Fool And His Money Are Soon Partying (38)
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Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix - Never Drink And Derive (55)
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All Foam, No Beer (17)
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All I Want Is Less To Do, More Time To Do It, And More Money To Do It With (74)
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Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well (48)
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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder (39)
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Beer - Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862 (46)
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Beer Goggles: They Turn Bow Into Wow (36)
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Beer: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore (41)
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel (33)
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Can Fat People Go Skinny-Dipping? (33)
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College. We Drink More Before 9 Am Than Most People Drink All Day (65)
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Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps (46)
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Currently Training To Avoid A Mid-Life Crisis (45)
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Dare To Keep The CIA Off Drugs (30)
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Does Vacuuming Count As Aerobic Exercise? (41)
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Drugs May Lead To Nowhere, But At Least It's The Scenic Route (61)
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Eat, Drink, And Be Merry, For Tomorrow We May Be In Utah (56)
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End Prohibition Now (19)
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Every Day I Fish Adds A Year To My Life (39)
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Fish On! (8)
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Fish Tremble At The Sound Of My Name (36)
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Five Days A Week My Body Is A Temple - For The Other Two, It's An Amusement Park (80)
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Give A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day - Teach Him How To Fish And He Will Sit In A Boat And Drink Beer All Day (116)
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Give A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day - Teach Him How To Fish And You Can Get Rid Of Him For The Entire Weekend (117)
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Gun Owners Do It With More Bang! (32)
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Happiness Is The Ball In The Fairway (36)
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Hard Work Has A Future Payoff But Laziness Pays Off Now (55)
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I am in shape. Round's a shape. (31)
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I Bet I Can Stop Gambling! (26)
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I Fish, Therefore, I Lie (24)
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I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck! (43)
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I Killed A 6-Pack Just To Watch It Die (38)
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I'd Rather Be At The Beach (26)
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I'd Rather Be Driving A Golf Ball (33)
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I'd Rather Be Fishing (21)
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I'd Rather Be Skiing (20)
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I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Labotomy (63)
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If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends? (60)
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If Drugs Were The Problem, Emergency Rooms Would Be Swamped With Overdose Victims. Instead, They're Swamped With Gunshot Victims. Legalize Now! (143)
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If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales? (66)
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If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People. (49)
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If You Think I Drive Bad, You Should See Me Putt (48)
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I'm Not An Alcoholic - I'm A Drunk - Alcoholics Go To Meetings! (63)
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am (34)
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. (58)
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In Search Of The Eternal Buzz (29)
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It's Time For Another Magical Mystery Tour (42)
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Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth (57)
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Just Hafta Hunt (15)
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Keep Your Laws Off My Body (26)
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Live Fast, Die Young, Leave A Beautiful Corpse (46)
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Live To Ski, Ski To Die (23)
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Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math (44)
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Lsd... Melts In Your Mind, Not In Your Hands (44)
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Marijuana - At Least It's Not Crack! (36)
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Marijuana - Proud Sponsors Of... Ummm... We Forget (50)
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Milk Sucks! Got Beer? (21)
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Never Do Card Tricks For The Group You Play Poker With (54)
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None For The Road (17)
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Old Fisherman Never Die, They Just Smell That Way! (50)
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Old Skiers Never Die. They Just Go Downhill (43)
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One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor (46)
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Party Animal (12)
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Party Girl On Board (19)
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Party In Progress (17)
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Party On Board (14)
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People Say I Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink, I Get Drunk, I Fall Down. No Problem! (84)
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Please, Lord, Let Me Prove That Winning The Lottery Won't Spoil Me. (67)
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Pray For Snow (13)
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Pray For Surf (13)
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Protected By Smith And Wesson (29)
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Reality Is For People Who Can't Handle Drugs (44)
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Reality? That's Where The Pizza Delivery Guy Comes From! (56)
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Rehab Is For Quitters (21)
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Seen It All, Done It All, Can't Remember Most Of It (51)
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Shut Up And Fish (16)
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Skateboarding Is Not A Crime (28)
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Television Is Drugs (19)
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Tennis Players Have Fuzzy Balls (31)
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Tequila! Have You Hugged Your Toilet Today? (43)
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The More I Learn About Women, The More I Love My Harley (55)
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. (95)
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The Worm That Sleeps In, Doesn't Get Eaten (42)
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The Worst Day Fishing Is Better Than The Best Day Working (57)
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Think Snow (10)
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To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated But Not Be Able To Say It (68)
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To Hell With The Baptists I'm Going To Disneyland (49)
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Turn Off TV - Turn On Life (26)
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Tyson Bites (11)
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Want To Sleep With A '10'? Drink A Six-Pac And Take Home A '4'! (63)
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We Don't Have A Town Drunk, We Take Turns (41)
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When I Play With My Cat, Is She Just Passing Time With Me? (58)
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Whenever I Feel Like Exercise, I Lie Down Until The Feeling Passes (66)
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Where Do Forest Rangers Go To Get Away From It All? (51)
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Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them? (58)
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Winning Isn't Everything... It's The Only Thing! (48)
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Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish (45)
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Wouldn't You Rather Be Riding A Mule On Molokai? (48)
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Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts! (29)
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Zero To Naked In 5.2 Beers! (27)
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