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24 Hours In A Day... 24 Beers In A Case... Coincidence?

A Bad Day Fishing Is Still Better Than A Good Day At The Office

A Bartender Is Just A Pharmacist With A Limited Inventory

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Partying

Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix - Never Drink And Derive

All Foam, No Beer

All I Want Is Less To Do, More Time To Do It, And More Money To Do It With

Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder

Beer - Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862

Beer Goggles: They Turn Bow Into Wow

Beer: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

Can Fat People Go Skinny-Dipping?

College. We Drink More Before 9 Am Than Most People Drink All Day

Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps

Currently Training To Avoid A Mid-Life Crisis

Dare To Keep The CIA Off Drugs

Does Vacuuming Count As Aerobic Exercise?

Drugs May Lead To Nowhere, But At Least It's The Scenic Route

Eat, Drink, And Be Merry, For Tomorrow We May Be In Utah

End Prohibition Now

Every Day I Fish Adds A Year To My Life

Fish On!

Fish Tremble At The Sound Of My Name

Five Days A Week My Body Is A Temple - For The Other Two, It's An Amusement Park

Give A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day - Teach Him How To Fish And He Will Sit In A Boat And Drink Beer All Day

Give A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day - Teach Him How To Fish And You Can Get Rid Of Him For The Entire Weekend

Gun Owners Do It With More Bang!

Happiness Is The Ball In The Fairway

Hard Work Has A Future Payoff But Laziness Pays Off Now

I am in shape. Round's a shape.

I Bet I Can Stop Gambling!

I Fish, Therefore, I Lie

I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck!

I Killed A 6-Pack Just To Watch It Die

I'd Rather Be At The Beach

I'd Rather Be Driving A Golf Ball

I'd Rather Be Fishing

I'd Rather Be Skiing

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Labotomy

If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

If Drugs Were The Problem, Emergency Rooms Would Be Swamped With Overdose Victims. Instead, They're Swamped With Gunshot Victims. Legalize Now!

If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales?

If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.

If You Think I Drive Bad, You Should See Me Putt

I'm Not An Alcoholic - I'm A Drunk - Alcoholics Go To Meetings!

I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

In Search Of The Eternal Buzz

It's Time For Another Magical Mystery Tour

Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth

Just Hafta Hunt

Keep Your Laws Off My Body

Live Fast, Die Young, Leave A Beautiful Corpse

Live To Ski, Ski To Die

Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math

Lsd... Melts In Your Mind, Not In Your Hands

Marijuana - At Least It's Not Crack!

Marijuana - Proud Sponsors Of... Ummm... We Forget

Milk Sucks! Got Beer?

Never Do Card Tricks For The Group You Play Poker With

None For The Road

Old Fisherman Never Die, They Just Smell That Way!

Old Skiers Never Die. They Just Go Downhill

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor

Party Animal

Party Girl On Board

Party In Progress

Party On Board

People Say I Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink, I Get Drunk, I Fall Down. No Problem!

Please, Lord, Let Me Prove That Winning The Lottery Won't Spoil Me.

Pray For Snow

Pray For Surf

Protected By Smith And Wesson

Reality Is For People Who Can't Handle Drugs

Reality? That's Where The Pizza Delivery Guy Comes From!

Rehab Is For Quitters

Seen It All, Done It All, Can't Remember Most Of It

Shut Up And Fish

Skateboarding Is Not A Crime

Television Is Drugs

Tennis Players Have Fuzzy Balls

Tequila! Have You Hugged Your Toilet Today?

The More I Learn About Women, The More I Love My Harley

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

The Worm That Sleeps In, Doesn't Get Eaten

The Worst Day Fishing Is Better Than The Best Day Working

Think Snow

To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated But Not Be Able To Say It

To Hell With The Baptists I'm Going To Disneyland

Turn Off TV - Turn On Life

Tyson Bites

Want To Sleep With A '10'? Drink A Six-Pac And Take Home A '4'!

We Don't Have A Town Drunk, We Take Turns

When I Play With My Cat, Is She Just Passing Time With Me?

Whenever I Feel Like Exercise, I Lie Down Until The Feeling Passes

Where Do Forest Rangers Go To Get Away From It All?

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

Winning Isn't Everything... It's The Only Thing!

Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish

Wouldn't You Rather Be Riding A Mule On Molokai?

Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts!

Zero To Naked In 5.2 Beers!