&#@%*! (6)
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0-60 In 15 Minutes! (19)
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24 Hours In A Day... 24 Beers In A Case... Coincidence? (55)
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3 Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count & Those Who Can't (56)
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5% Of The World's People Consume A Third Of Its Resources And Make Nearly Half The Waste. That 5% Is The USA (108)
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57 Varieties... of Bullcrap! (28)
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99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name (46)
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A Bad Day Fishing Is Still Better Than A Good Day At The Office (63)
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A Bartender Is Just A Pharmacist With A Limited Inventory (57)
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A Censor Will Take A Good Story About A Bad Girl And By The Time He Gets Done With It, It's A Bad Story About A Good Girl (121)
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A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory (54)
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A Closed Mind Is A Wonderful Thing To Lose (42)
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A Conclusion Is Simply The Place Where You Got Tired Of Thinking (64)
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A Cubicle Is Just A Padded Cell Without A Door (46)
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A Day Without Sunshine Is Like... Night! (40)
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A Diplomat Is Someone Who Can Tell You To Go To Hell And Make You Feel Happy To Be On Your Way (94)
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A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste (41)
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A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal (33)
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A Flashlight Is A Case For Holding Dead Batteries (49)
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A Flying Saucer Results When A Nudist Spills His Coffee (55)
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A Fool And His Money Are Soon Partying (38)
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A Happy Childhood Lasts A Lifetime...Prevent Child Abuse (56)
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A Happy Marriage Is A Matter Of Giving And Taking; The Husband Gives And The Wife Takes (87)
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A Husband Is What Is Left Of The Lover After The Nerve Has Been Extracted (73)
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A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Must Begin With A Single Step (59)
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A Joy Shared Is A Joy Made Double (33)
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A Lot Of Good Arguments Are Spoiled By Some Fool Who Knows What He's Talking About (82)
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A Man And His Truck - It's A Beautiful Thing (44)
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A Man Sooner Or Later Discovers That He Is The Master-Gardener Of His Soul, The Director Of His Life (100)
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A Man's Reputation Is What Other People Think Of Him; His Character Is What He Really Is (88)
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A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese (44)
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A Pat On The Back Is Only A Few Centimeters From A Kick In The Ass (66)
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A Rich Man's Display Of Generosity Is Like A Dog Walking On His Hind Legs... It Is Rarely Done Well, But We Are Still Surprised To Find It Done At All (150)
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A Strong Leader for the 20th Century - John Kerry (49)
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A Truly Wise Man Never Plays Leapfrog With A Unicorn (52)
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A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind (35)
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A Woman And Her Truck - It's A Beautiful Thing (46)
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A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle (54)
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A Woman's Favorite Position Is CEO (34)
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A Woman's Place Is In The House... And The Senate (49)
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A Woman's Place Is In The Mall (30)
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ABBA - Anybody But Bush... Again! (33)
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According To My Calculations, The Problem Doesn't Exist (55)
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Adult Child Of Alien Invaders (29)
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Adultery Is Not A Family Value (30)
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Adults Are Just Kids Who Owe Money (34)
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Adversity Makes Men, And Prosperity Makes Monsters (50)
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After Any Salary Raise, You Will Have Less Money At The End Of The Month Than You Did Before. (93)
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After I Cook The Vegetables, What Do I Do With The Wheelchairs? (63)
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Against Abortion? Don't Have One (32)
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Against Abortion? Have A Vasectomy (34)
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Age Is A Very High Price To Pay For Maturity (44)
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Aim Above Morality. Be Not Simply Good, Be Good For Something (61)
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Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix - Never Drink And Derive (55)
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Alienating Allies since 2000 (28)
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All Foam, No Beer (17)
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All Generalizations Are False (29)
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All I Want Is Less To Do, More Time To Do It, And More Money To Do It With (74)
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets (47)
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All Men Are Created Equal... Poor Things (40)
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All Men Are Idiots, And I Married Their King! (45)
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All Mothers Are Working Women (29)
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All Our Problems Begin With Men (31)
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All Our Problems Begin With Women (33)
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All Stressed Out And No One To Choke (36)
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All The Cookies Are Not In The Jar (34)
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All Things Being Equal, Fat People Use More Soap (48)
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All Those Who Believe In Psychokinesis Raise My Hand (52)
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Allow Me To Introduce My Selves (31)
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Always Do Right. This Will Gratify Some And Astonish The Rest (61)
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Always Remember To Pillage Before You Burn (42)
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Always Remember You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else (54)
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Am I Ambivalent? Well, Yes And No (33)
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Amateur Gynecologist (20)
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Ambition Is A Poor Excuse For Not Having Enough Sense To Be Lazy (64)
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Ambition Is Merely Masked Avarice On Stilts (43)
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America - Land Of Opportunists (30)
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American Disunited - Bush/Cheney '04 (36)
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American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species (40)
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An Armed Society Is A Polite Society (36)
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An Erection Does Not Count As Personal Growth (45)
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And In The End, It's Not The Years In Your Life That Count. It's The Life In Your Years (87)
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And Whose Cruel Idea Was It For The Word Lisp To Have A S In It? (64)
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And Your Point Is...? (21)
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Angels Believe In Me! (21)
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Angels Wing It! (15)
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Ankh If You Love Isis (21)
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Ankh If You Love Ra (19)
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Another Christian Against The Christian Coalition (49)
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Another Family For Peace (24)
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Another Father For Peace (24)
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Another Man Against Violence Against Women (42)
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Another Mother For Peace (24)
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Another Straight White Male Against Racism,Homophobia And Sexism (64)
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Another Woman In Charge (23)
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Answer My Prayers... Steal This Car (35)
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Anticipate Miracles (19)
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Any Connection Between Your Reality And Mine Is Purely Coincidental (67)
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Any Man Who Is Under 30, And Is Not A Liberal, Has No Heart; And Any Man Who Is Over 30, And Is Not A Conservative, Has No Brains (129)
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Anybody going slower than me is an idiot. Anyone going faster is a maniac. (74)
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Anyone Who Doesn't Like Cats Just Hasn't Had Them Properly Prepared (67)
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Anything Free Is Worth What You Paid For It (43)
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Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well (48)
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Anything Worth Fighting For Is Worth Fighting Dirty For (55)
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Apocalypse now! (15)
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Are Our Knuckles Dragging Again? (32)
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Are Those Your Eyeballs? I Found Them In My Cleavage. (53)
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Are We Having Fun Yet? (22)
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Are You Alive, Or Are You Memorex? (34)
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Armageddon is Here Bush/Cheney '04 (34)
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Artificial Intelligence Usually Beats Real Stupidity (52)
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As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Road (38)
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As If! (6)
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As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools (67)
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As Long As We Have Memories, Yesterday Remains. As Long As We Have Hope, Tomorrow Awaits. As Long As We Have Friendship, Today Is Beautiful (139)
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As the Rapture Approaches, Vote Bush (36)
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Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed (42)
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Ask Me If I Care (16)
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Assassins Do It From Behind (27)
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At Least Al Gore Invented The Internet (38)
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At least I can beat Nader! (26)
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At Least It's Paid For (22)
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At Work, The Authority Of A Person Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Pens That Person Is Carrying. (107)
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Atheism Is A Non-Prophet Organization (37)
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Atheism Is A Victimless Crime (29)
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Attitudes Are The Real Disability (33)
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Auntie Em... Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog. - Dorothy (61)
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Avenge Yourself... Live Long Enough To Be A Problem To Your Kids! (65)
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Avoid Hangovers: Stay Drunk (27)
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Axe Me About Ebonics (20)
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Baby I'm Bored (14)
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Baby Jesus will cry unless you vote Bush/Cheney '04 (51)
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Baby On Board (13)
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Back Off - I'm A Goddess (24)
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Back Off! (9)
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Back Off! You're Standing In My Aura (36)
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Back Off, I'm A Postal Worker (29)
Fusc ne tellu ne pharetr in
Bad Cop - No Donut (18)
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Banana Republicans (18)
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Bankrupt By Beanies (19)
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Be A Voice For Choice, Every Child A Wanted Child (49)
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Be Green (8)
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Be Kind To Animals - Don't Eat Them (35)
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Be Kind To Animals - Hug A Hockey Player (40)
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Be Kind. Everyone You Meet Is Fighting A Tough Battle, Too (58)
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Be Nice To Your Kids. They'll Choose Your Nursing Home (54)
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Be Not Too Hasty To Trust Or Admire The Teachers Of Morality: They Discourse Like Angels But They Live Like Men (111)
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Be Witched (10)
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Beam Me Up Scotty, There Are No Virgins Left (44)
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Beam Me Up Scotty, There's No Intelligent Life Down Here (56)
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Beam Me Up Scotty, This Planet Sucks! (37)
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Beam Me Up, Scotty! (19)
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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder (39)
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Beauty Is Truth, Truth Beauty, That Is All Ye Know On Earth, And All Ye Need To Know (84)
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Beauty Provoketh Thieves Sooner Than Gold (41)
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Because Al Gore Sucked Just A Bit Too Much (42)
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Because Bush's Chin Isn't Long Enough (37)
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Because Corporate America Demands It (36)
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Because it's funny to see things fall apart (43)
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Because Nixon's Still Dead (26)
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Because We Want to Destroy the World (36)
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Because we've never lied to you. Not today, anyway. Okay, definitely not since lunch. (85)
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Been There, Done That! (22)
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Beer - Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862 (46)
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Beer Goggles: They Turn Bow Into Wow (36)
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Beer: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore (41)
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Before I Got Married I Had Four Theories About Bringing Up Children; Now I Have Four Children And No Theories (109)
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Before They Invented Drawing Boards, What Did They Go Back To? (62)
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Behind Every Successful Woman Is Herself (40)
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Being Of Sound Mind, I Spent It All (35)
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Being Weird Isn't Enough (24)
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Better A Bleeding Heart Than None At All (40)
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Better Bush Than Kluwless Kerry (32)
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Better Gay Than Grumpy (22)
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Better Living Through Denial (28)
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Better Over The Hill Than Under It (34)
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Better To Understand A Little Than To Misunderstand A Lot (57)
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Beware Of Falling Parts (23)
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Beware The Man Of One Book (26)
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Beware: Mid-Life Crisis In Progress (35)
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Beyond Repair (13)
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Bill Clinton Should Have Let Ted Kennedy Drive Paula Jones Home (63)
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Bite Me (7)
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Black Holes Are Where God Divided By Zero (41)
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Blaming America first - KERRY/2004 (36)
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Blow Up Your TV (15)
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Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel (32)
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel (33)
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Boldly Going Nowhere (20)
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Books & History & Truth... Oh, My! (34)
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Born Again Christian (20)
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Born Again Pagan (16)
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Born Free - Taxed To Death (26)
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Born To Shop (12)
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Borrow A Child's Imagination And... (35)
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Borrow Money From Pessimists - They Don't Expect It Back (56)
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Both Of My Marriages Have Been Disappointing. My First Wife Left Me And My Second One Didn't (92)
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Bottomless Pit Of Needs & Wants (31)
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Boycott Homophobia (18)
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Boycott Shampoo! Demand The Real Poo! (37)
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Boycott Wal-Mart (16)
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Bradley Vs. McCain: Sounds Better Now, Huh? (43)
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Brat In Trunk (13)
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Brighten My Day, Get Off The Road (33)
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Broke! Rob Me Only If You Need The Practice (43)
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Budget: A Method For Going Broke Methodically (45)
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Bumper Sticker! (15)
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Bush - A Global Disaster, A National Disgrace (45)
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Bush - Because Rome wasn't built in a day (41)
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Bush - I'm like Jesus, only violent. (36)
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Bush - Let's put dem dar gays in their place (44)
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Bush - Satan's Minion (21)
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Bush & Cheney Got Rich - Did You? (33)
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Bush Knew (9)
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Bush Lied - Thousands Died (26)
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Bush Rules - Jesus Weeps (24)
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Bush Trusts The People, But Not If It Involves Counting (55)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough. (58)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism (42)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again! (44)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind (44)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served. (48)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism (50)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention. (49)
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Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast. (56)
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Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us! (37)
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Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder! (30)
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Bush/Cheney: Asses of Evil (26)
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Bush/Cheney: Because There's Still Stuff Left To Loot (53)
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Bush/Cheney: Even Jesus Thinks We Are Pricks (44)
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Bush/Cheney: Evil Lying Scum (28)
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Bush/Cheney: Medieval, But fair. (32)
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Bush/Cheney: Subverting Democracy, One Election at a Time (57)
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Bush/Cheney: They're not competent, Just forgiven! (50)
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Bush/Cheney: We Were (Never) Soldiers (37)
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Bush: Our First Anointed President. There Goes The Separation Of Church And State (81)
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Bush's Iraq: Their mess, your money. (36)
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Buy A Bomber (12)
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By The Time You Can Make Ends Meet, They Move The Ends (54)
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