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Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.

NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size.
The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.


Catalog C - F (318 Listings)

Campaign Spending: $184,000,000. Having Your Little Brother Rig The Election: Priceless! (88)
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Can Fat People Go Skinny-Dipping? (33)
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Can I Trade This Job For What's Behind Door #2? (47)
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Can Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers? (36)
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Can You Be A Closet Claustrophobic? (35)
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Cancer Cures Smoking (20)
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Cars Aren't The Only Thing That Get Recalled By The Maker (57)
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Castrate Rapists, Its The Only Way To Be Sure (45)
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Cat: The Other White Meat (25)
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Cats Are Like Potato Chips; You Can't Have Just One (51)
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Cats Are People Too! (20)
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Caution - Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit Anymore (49)
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde (31)
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Caution: Attack Cat On Duty! (28)
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Caution: Baby On Board (22)
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Caution: Blonde Thinking (24)
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Caution: Driver Applying Makeup (31)
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Caution: Driver May Bail Out At Any Time! (41)
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Caution: I Can Go From 0 To Bitch In 2.5 Seconds (48)
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Caution: I Drive Half-Fast! (27)
interdu consecte

Caution: I Drive Like You Do! (29)
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Caution: This Car Stops At All Bars (35)
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Caution: This Vehicle May Crash And Explode For No Apparent Reason (66)
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Celebrate Diversity (19)
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Celebrate Diversity! Islamic Fanatics For Kerry! (48)
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Celebrate Perversity (20)
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Chad Happens (12)
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Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine (51)
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Chaos, Panic, And Disorder - My Work Here Is Done! (50)
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Character Is Destiny (20)
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Children Are A Great Comfort In Your Old Age; And They Help You Reach It Faster, Too (84)
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Children Are People, Too (24)
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Children Certainly Brighten Up A Home...Especially By Leaving The Lights On Everywhere (86)
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Children Make Love Stronger, Days Shorter, Nights Longer, The Home Happier, The Past Forgotten, And The Future Worth Living For (127)
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Chimpy McFlightsuit for President (33)
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Choose: Bush or Prosperity (26)
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Christianity! What Kind Of A Religion Is That? (46)
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Christians Aren't Perfect, Just Forgiven (40)
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Christians for purification of the Mid East (43)
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Christians: You Can't Live With Them And You Can't Feed Them To The Lions Anymore (81)
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Church And State: Keep Them Separate (36)
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Cigar Smokers Appreciate A Good Butt (36)
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Clean Car: The Sign Of A Sick Mind (34)
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Clean Desk: The Sign Of A Sick Mind (35)
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult (41)
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Climb The Mountains And Get Their Good Tidings. Nature's Peace Will Flow Into You As Sunshine Flows Into Trees. - John Muir (123)
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Clones Are People Two (21)
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Clothes Make The Man. Naked People Have Little Or No Influence On Society (73)
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Coffee, Chocolate, Men: Some Things Are Just Better Rich (56)
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College. We Drink More Before 9 Am Than Most People Drink All Day (65)
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Columbus Did Not Discover The New World He Invaded It! (54)
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Come Out, Come Out Wherever You Are (35)
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Come The Rapture - Can I Have Your Car? (39)
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Commie Bore (11)
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Commit Random Acts Of Kindness And Senseless Beauty (51)
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Compassionate Hatemongering (27)
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Compost Happens (15)
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Condoms Are Easier To Change Than Diapers (41)
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Conformity Spreads Like A Virus, And You Can Only Catch Uniqueness From Yourself (80)
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Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps (46)
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Conservative Money Corrupts, Liberal Money Is Okay (50)
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Conservative Wealth Corrupts - Liberal Wealth Cures (51)
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Consider The Lilies Of The Field, How They Grow; They Toil Not, Neither Do They Spin (84)
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap (36)
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Conversation Enriches The Understanding, But Solitude Is The School Of Genius (77)
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Cooking Is Like Love: It Should Be Entered Into With Abandon Or Nor At All (74)
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Copulate, Don't Populate (24)
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Copywight 1999 Elmer Fudd. All Wights Wesewved (46)
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Corduroy Pillows Make Headlines! (32)
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Cosmetics: A Woman's Way Of Keeping A Man From Reading Between The Lines (72)
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Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass? (67)
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Count Among Your Blessings All The Colors, Beauties, And Splendors Of The Living Earth (86)
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Courtesy Is Contagious (22)
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes (28)
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Crackers, Unite (15)
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Create A Miracle (16)
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Creativity Is More Important Than Knowledge - Einstein (54)
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Criminal Lawyer - A Redundancy (30)
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Crush America With Assistance From Unnamed Foreign Leaders (58)
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Cure Aids (9)
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Currently Training To Avoid A Mid-Life Crisis (45)
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Dain Bramaged (13)
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Damn! Al's Brother Wasn't Governor Of Tennessee (47)
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Damn, I'm Good! (15)
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Dance With Reckless Abandon (27)
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Dancing Is A Perpendicular Expression Of A Horizontal Desire (60)
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Dare To Keep Cops Off Donuts! (29)
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Dare To Keep The CIA Off Drugs (30)
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Dare To Speak The Truth To The Powerful (39)
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Dare To Think For Yourself! (27)
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Daytona Beach - The Redneck Riviera (35)
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Death Before Inconvenience! (27)
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Defend Reproductive Freedom (27)
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Defend The Earth (16)
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Deforestation - The Doorway To Hell (35)
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Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before (60)
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Demand Universal Healthcare (27)
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Democrats and Prosperity: The Good Old Days (43)
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Democrats For Bush (18)
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Democrats: Ready To Kerry America Into Ruin (44)
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Demons Are A Ghouls Best Friend (31)
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Department Of Redundancy Department (35)
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Depression: Anger Minus Enthusiasm (34)
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Despite The Cost Of Living, Have You Noticed How It Remains So Popular? (71)
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Destiny Is Not A Matter Of Chance, It Is A Matter Of Choice. It Is Not A Thing To Be Waited For, It Is A Thing To Be Achieved (125)
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Did I Mention The Kick In The Groin You'll Be Receiving If You Touch Me? (72)
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Did The Aliens Forget To Remove Your Anal Probe? (48)
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Die Tailgater Skum! (19)
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Diplomacy - The Art Of Letting Someone Have Your Way (52)
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Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying "Nice Doggie!" Until You Can Find A Rock (71)
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Discourage Inbreeding, Ban Country Music! (41)
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Disinformation Is Not As Good As Datinformation (47)
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Disney Gave Us Mickey, Florida Gave Us Dumbo (44)
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Divers Do It Deeper! (20)
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Diversity Is Our Strength (25)
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Do Cemetery Workers Prefer The Graveyard Shift? (47)
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Do Hungry Crows Have Ravenous Appetites? (40)
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Do I Look Like A Friggin' People Person? (40)
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Do I Look Like A People Person? (31)
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Do I Look Like I Care? (22)
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Do Infants Enjoy Infancy As Much As Adults Enjoy Adultery? (58)
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Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons, For You Are Crunchy And Good With Catsup! (82)
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Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win. (39)
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Do Not Wash! This Vehicle Is Undergoing Scientific Dirt Test! (61)
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Do Pediatricians Play Miniature Golf On Wednesdays? (51)
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Do They Ever Shut Up On Your Planet? (36)
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Do What The Voices Tell You To Do! (34)
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Do Witches Run Spell Checkers? (30)
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Do You Know What They Call A Woman Who Knows Where Her Husband Is Every Night? - A Widow (88)
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Do You Trust Your Government? (29)
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Do, Or Do Not. There Is No "Try" (32)
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Does Character Matter Now, You Republican Hypocrites? (53)
arc qui risu inter

Does Fuzzy Logic Tickle? (24)
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Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell? (33)
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Does Vacuuming Count As Aerobic Exercise? (41)
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Does Your Train Of Thought Have A Caboose? (42)
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Dogs Are People Too! (20)
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Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right (45)
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Doing Something Right The First Time Means Nobody Appreciates How Difficult It Was (82)
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Domestic Violence Feeds On Silence (34)
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Don't Argue About What A Good Man Is. Be One! (45)
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Don't Argue About What A Good Woman Is. Be One! (47)
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Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That! (35)
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Don't Be So Humble... You're Not That Great! (44)
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Don't Blame Me - I Didn't Vote For Him (38)
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Don't Blame Me - I Voted For... D'oh! (37)
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Don't Blame Me, I Voted Against Them All (40)
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Don't Blame Me, I'm From Mars (29)
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Don't Blame Me. I Voted For Gore... I Think (43)
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Don't Blow It, Good Planets Are Hard To Find (44)
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Don't Bother Me - I'm Living Happily Ever After (47)
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Don't Drink And Drive (21)
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Don't Drink And Drive... You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink (66)
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Don't Drive Under The Influence (31)
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Don't Even Think Of It (22)
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Don't Follow Me; I'm Lost, Too (30)
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Don't Forget Winona... (22)
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Don't Get Mad, Get Even (23)
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Don't get mad, get even. Re-elect President Bush. (49)
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Don't Hit Me, My Lawyer's In Jail (33)
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Don't Honk, I'm Pedaling As Fast As I Can (41)
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Don't Honk. Driver Trying To Sleep (34)
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Don't Laugh - Your Daughter May Be In Here (42)
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Don't Laugh, It Runs (20)
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Don't Laugh, It's Paid For (26)
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Don't Like My Driving? Then Quit Watching Me. (46)
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Don't Look Conspicuous, It Draws Fire (37)
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Don't Mess With Taxes (21)
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Don't Nuke Our Food - Stop Food Irradiation (43)
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Don't Piss Me Off - I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies (64)
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Don't Piss Me Off! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies. (64)
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Don't Postpone Joy (18)
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Don't Re-Elect Anybody (22)
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Don't Rush Me-I Get Paid By The Hour (36)
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Don't Squat With Your Spurs On (30)
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Don't Steal This Car, It's Already Stolen (41)
Fusc ne tellu ne phare

Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition (45)
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Don't Sweat The Petty Things, And Don't Pet The Sweaty Things (61)
sequa feli sempe neque Fus

Don't switch gangs mid bang. (28)
ictu fauc neq
Don't Switch Horsemen Mid Apocalypse (36)
empe neque Fusc ne tellu

Don't Tailgate (14)
ondimentu luctu mauri

Don't Tailgate, Or I'll Flush (29)
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Don't Take Life Too Seriously - You Won't Get Out Alive (55)
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Don't think. Vote Bush! (23)
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Don't Throw Away Your Vote.... Let Katherine Harris Do It For You (65)
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Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen (55)
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Don't Use A Big Word Where A Diminutive One Will Suffice (56)
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Don't vote for anyone who looks like a Q-Tip (44)
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Don't Wash. Dirt Test In Progress (33)
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Don't Waste Our Future - Recycle (32)
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Don't Worry, Be Happy (21)
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Dont Worry, Cheney Is In The Back Room (38)
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Drag Queens Have More Fun! (26)
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Dreams Are The Touchstones Of Our Characters (44)
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Drink 'Til She's Cute, But Stop Before The Wedding (50)
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Drive Like Hell And You'll Get There! (37)
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Drugs May Lead To Nowhere, But At Least It's The Scenic Route (61)
u dolo si ame cons
Dupe The Masses - Operation Seize The Oil (42)
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Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Don't Get Sucked Into Jet Engines (62)
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Earth First! - We'll Distroy The Rest Of The Plantes Later (58)
ris facilis
Earth First! - We'll Screw Up The Other Planets Later (53)
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Earth Is Full. Go Home! (23)
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Eat A Beaver - Save A Tree (26)
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Eat One Live Toad The First Thing In The Morning And Nothing Worse Will Happen To You The Rest Of The Day. (106)
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Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway (30)
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Eat, Drink, And Be Merry, For Tomorrow We May Be In Utah (56)
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Editing Is A Rewording Activity (31)
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Education Prevents Prisons (26)
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Elect Clinton/Gore & Their Husbands (35)
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Elitism...It's Not For Everyone! (32)
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Elvis Is Dead, And I'm Not Feeling Too Good Myself (50)
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Empty The Prisons - Make Room For Congress (42)
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Encourage Your Hopes Not Your Fears (35)
lisi Mauri venenati
End Prohibition Now (19)
Lore ipsu dolo si ame
End World Hunger - Can't Feed'em? Don't Breed'em! (49)
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Endorsed by Al-Qaeda, Al-Jazeera, and Al-Gore (45)
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Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery (46)
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Enjoy Life, This Is Not A Dress Rehearsal (41)
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Enjoy Wildlife - Have Kids! (27)
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Enough With The Ribbons Already! (32)
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Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights (35)
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Erase Hate (10)
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Eve Was Framed (14)
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Even If You're On The Right Track, If You Just Stand There, You'll Be Run Over (78)
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Even Though This Is A Stupid Sticker, You're Squinting To Read It (65)
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Eventually Children Stop Asking Where They Came From And Start Refusing To Tell Where They're Going (99)
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Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again? (46)
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Every Child Is An Artist - The Problem Is How To Remain An Artist Once We Grow Up (81)
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Every Day I Add To The List Of People Who Can Kiss My Ass (57)
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Every Day I Fish Adds A Year To My Life (39)
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Every Exit Is An Entry To Somewhere Else (40)
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Every Morning Is The Dawn Of A New Error (40)
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Every Mother Is A Working Mother (32)
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Everybody Repeat After Me: We Are All Individuals (49)
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Everyday Is Earth Day (21)
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Everyone Has A Photographic Memory, But Some Don't Have Film (60)
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Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid. Some Just Abuse The Privilege. (65)
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Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion (34)
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Everyone Makes A Difference (27)
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Everyone Thinks I'm Psychotic, Except For My Friends Deep Inside The Earth (74)
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Everyone Thinks You're An Asshole (33)
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Everything Else Belongs To Her (30)
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Everything Should Be Made As Simple As Possible, But No Simpler (63)
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Everything To Everyone - Kerry 2004 (35)
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Ex-Boyfriend In Trunk (21)
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Exceptions Prove The Rule, And Destroy The Battle Plan (54)
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Exercise Is Bunk. If You Are Healthy, You Don't Need It: If You Are Sick, You Shouldn't Take It (95)
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Ex-Girlfriend In Trunk (22)
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Ex-Husband In Trunk (19)
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Expensive, But Worth It (23)
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Experience Is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It (66)
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Ex-Wife In Trunk (16)
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F.B.I. - Female Body Inspector (30)
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Facts Are Stubborn Things (25)
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Family On Board (15)
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Father's Day Is The Day When Father Goes Broke Giving His Family Money So They Can Surprise Him With Gifts (106)
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Favoring the Rich at Your Expense (33)
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Fear No Art (11)
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Fear Socialism (14)
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Fear This (9)
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Feel Safe Tonight... Sleep With A Cop (37)
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Fellate the Rich (16)
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Feminism Is The Radical Notion That Women Are People (52)
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Feminism Spoken Here (20)
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Feudalism - The Original Christian Coalition (44)
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Few Women Admit Their Age. Few Men Act Theirs (45)
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Fifty Is Nifty (14)
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Fight Air Pollution. Get A Horse (32)
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back! (24)
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Fight For Your Right To Read (28)
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Fight Prime Time, Read A Book (29)
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Filthy Stinking Rich... Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad (56)
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Financial Whiz: Expert At Pissing Away Money (44)
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First National Bank Of Dad - Sorry, Closed (42)
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First Things First, But Not Necessarily In That Order (53)
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First... Kill Your Television (29)
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Fish On! (8)
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Fish Tremble At The Sound Of My Name (36)
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Five Days A Week My Body Is A Temple - For The Other Two, It's An Amusement Park (80)
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Flush Rush (10)
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Flying Saucers Are Real, The Air Force Doesn't Exist (52)
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Focus On Your Own Darn Family Values (36)
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Following The Rules Will Not Get The Job Done. (46)
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For A Small Town, This One Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes (53)
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For As Long As Possible, Live Free. - Thoreau (45)
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For Every Action, There Is An Equal And Opposite Criticism (58)
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For every Kerry vote, God will kill a kitten! (45)
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For Every School You Open, You Close Another Prison (51)
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For People Who Like Peace And Quiet: A Phoneless Cord (53)
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For Revenge, When I Get Old, I'm Going To Move Up North And Drive Real Slow! (76)
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Fordfignewton (13)
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Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! (61)
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Forget The Joneses, I Keep Up With The Simpsons (47)
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Forget The Rest, Here's The Best! (33)
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Forget The Whales, Save The Cowboy (34)
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Forty Isn't Old If You're A Tree (32)
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Forty-Fied (10)
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Four more wars! Four more wars! (31)
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Four More Years of Lies (23)
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Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians (45)
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Frankly, My Dear... I Don't Give A Damn! (40)
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Free abortions for everyone (27)
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Free Your Mind Of Racism (24)
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Free Your Mind Of Sexism (24)
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Freedom Is The Distance Between Church And State (48)
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Freedom Means Choice (20)
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Friendly Checkout Clerk. Thanks For Keeping Me That Way! (56)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Chevys (38)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk (37)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Fords (37)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked (37)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Democrat (39)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican (41)
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Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies (56)
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Friends May Come And Go, But Enemies Accumulate (47)
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Frodo Failed - Bush Has The Ring! (33)
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Fur Is Dead (11)
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Fur Is Murder... To Clean (25)
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