Gas, Grass, Or Ass: Nobody Rides For Free (41)
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Genius Is Childhood Recaptured (30)
is facilisi facil
George III, George Sr., George Jr,... The Hereditary Monarchy Has Been Restored! (80)
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George III, George Sr., George Jr.,... The Hereditary Monarchy Has Been Restored! (81)
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George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency. (53)
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George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers. (44)
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George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There. (42)
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George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had (49)
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Get A New Car For Your Spouse - It'll Be A Great Trade (54)
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Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up, And Hold On (38)
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Get Off The Phone And Drive! (28)
rdu consectetuer
Get Your Kicks On Route 66 (26)
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Get Your Rocks Off - Study Geology! (35)
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Gettin' Old Isn't For Sissies (29)
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Getting The Job Done Is No Excuse For Not Following The Rules. (62)
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Give A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day - Teach Him How To Fish And He Will Sit In A Boat And Drink Beer All Day (116)
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Give A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day - Teach Him How To Fish And You Can Get Rid Of Him For The Entire Weekend (117)
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Give Earth A Chance (19)
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Give Me A House To Call My Own, And Family And Friends To Make It A Home (72)
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Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else (43)
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Give Me Chocolate And No One Gets Hurt (38)
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Give Peace A Chance (19)
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Go Ahead And Hit Me - I Need The Money (38)
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Go Ahead... Make My Day! (24)
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Go For It! (10)
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Go Organic - Pesticides Don't Know When To Stop Killing (55)
ctu mauris facilisi facilisi
Go Solar (8)
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Go Vegetarian (13)
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God Changes Not What Is In A People, Until They Change What Is In Themselves (76)
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God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Ruling The World (59)
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God Grant Me The Courage To Do Today What I Should Have Done Yesterday (70)
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God Is Coming And Boy Is She Pissed! (36)
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God Is My Co-Pilot (18)
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God Is My Copilot, But The Devil Is My Bombardier (49)
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God Is Too Big To Fit In One Religion (37)
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God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends (43)
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God Must Love Stupid People - He Made So Many Of Them! (54)
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God Protect Me From Your Followers (34)
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God Save King George! (21)
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God Was My Co-Pilot But We Crashed In The Mountains And I Had To Eat Him (72)
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God, Guts, And Guns Keep America Free (37)
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Goddess Bless (13)
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Good Girls Get Fat, Bad Girls Get Eaten (39)
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Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere! (49)
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Good News Is Just Life's Way Of Keeping You Off Balance (55)
auris facili
Good People Come In All Colors (30)
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Good Planets Are Hard To Find (29)
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Good Shit Happens, Too! (23)
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Gore 50,999,897 - Bush 50,456,002 - Re-Defeat Bush! (51)
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Grandchild On Board (19)
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Grandchildren Are God's Compensation For Growing Old (52)
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Grandfathers Are Antique Little Boys (36)
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Grandma And Grandpa's Playhouse (31)
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Grandmothers Are Antique Little Girls (37)
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Grant? Harding? Nixon? Reagan? You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet (57)
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Gravity Is A Myth... The Earth Sucks (36)
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Gravity: It's Not Just A Good Idea, It's The Law (48)
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Great Spirits Have Always Encountered Violent Opposition From Mediocre Minds (76)
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Greens Are Good For You! (24)
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Grow Your Own Dope. Plant A Man. (32)
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Growing Old Is Mandatory. Growing Up Is Optional (48)
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Gun Control Means Using Both Hands (34)
ne tellu ne phare
Gun Control: Simple Solutions For Simple Minds (46)
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Gun Owners Do It With More Bang! (32)
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Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do! (27)
Dui consectetue
Guns Don't Kill People, Postal Workers Do (41)
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Guns Don't Kill People, Radical Pro-Lifers Kill People (54)
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Guns Shoot Kids (15)
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Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like, Who Cares? (44)
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Hail To The Commander In Thief (30)
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Hand Over The Chocolate And No One Gets Hurt (44)
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Hands Off! (10)
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Hang Up And Drive (17)
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Hang Up The Damn Phone And Drive! (33)
msa eni egest
Hanoi Kerry For President (26)
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Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon (30)
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Happiness Is Being Married To Your Best Friend (46)
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Happiness Is Good Health And A Bad Memory (41)
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Happiness Is Merely The Remission Of Pain (41)
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Happiness Is Not A State To Arrive At, But A Manner Of Traveling (64)
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Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-In-Law On A Milk Carton (55)
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Happiness Is The Ball In The Fairway (36)
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Happy Childhoods Last A Lifetime-Prevent Child Abuse (52)
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Happy To Be Alive And Wasting My Life Here (42)
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Harassing Me About My Smoking May Be Hazardous To Your Health (61)
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Hard Work Has A Future Payoff But Laziness Pays Off Now (55)
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Hate Is Not A Family Value (26)
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Hate-Free Zone (14)
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Hatred Is Not A Family Value (28)
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Have You Been Limbaughtomized? (30)
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Have You Confused A Christian Today? (36)
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Have You Ever Noticed That Bills Travel Through The Mail At Twice The Speed Of Checks? (86)
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Have You Felt Your Fuzzy Today? (31)
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Have You Heard About The Three Rings Of Marriage? (49)
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Have You Hugged A Tree Today? (29)
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Have You Hugged Your Grandparents Today? (40)
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Have You Hugged Your Kid Today? (31)
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Have You Hugged Your Parents Today? (35)
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Having Children Will Turn You Into Your Parents (47)
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He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins (35)
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He Who Gives Up Liberty For A Little Security Deserves Neither. - Benjamin Franklin (83)
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit (62)
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He Who Hesitates Is Probably Right (34)
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He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest (33)
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He Who Sacrifices His Conscience To Ambition Burns A Picture To Obtain The Ashes (80)
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Headline: Bear Takes Over Disneyland In Pooh D'etat! (52)
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Heal The Past; Live The Present; Dream The Future (49)
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Health Care Is A Right Not A Privilege (38)
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Health Requires This Relaxation, This Aimless Life, This Life In The Present - Thoreau (86)
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Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends (59)
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Heaven Doesn't Want Me And Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over! (56)
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Hell Hath No Fury Like The Lawyer Of A Woman Scorned (52)
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Hell Yes I'm Drunk, I'm No Stunt Driver! (40)
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Help Criminals - Ban Guns (25)
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Help Fight Cancer, End Environmental Pollution (46)
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Help Me To Help You Screw Up America (36)
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Help Osama Finish the Job! (26)
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Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy (51)
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Help Wanted: Telepath - You Know Where To Apply (47)
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Henceforth I Whimper No More, Postpone No More, Need Nothing... Strong And Content, I Travel The Open Road. - Walt Whitman (122)
isu mauri umm
Here I Am! Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes? (46)
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Hey Bush, Make Teresa spend it all! (35)
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Hey, I'm Irish All Year Long! (29)
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Hide Not Your Talents, They For Use Were Made. What's A Sundial In The Shade? (77)
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Hit Me - I Need The Money! (26)
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Hit Me Easy, I'm Full Of Gas! (29)
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Hit Me... I Need The Money! (27)
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Holocaust Survivors For Holocaust Deniers (41)
imentu luctu mauris facili
Homophobia Is A Social Disease (30)
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Honk If Anything Falls Off (26)
rdiet elei
Honk If You Are Codependent (27)
vita adip
Honk If You Had Sex With The President (38)
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Honk If You Like Wetlands (25)
tetuer Done ne
Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet (32)
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Honk If You Slept With Clinton! (31)
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Honk If You Think I'm Jesus (27)
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Honk If You Voted For Al Gore! (Use The Button On Your Steering Wheel) (70)
ti wis se dictu
Honk If You Want To See My Finger (33)
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Honk If You're Easy (19)
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window (56)
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Honor Diversity (15)
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Honor Mother Earth (18)
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Horn Broken, Watch For Finger (29)
iam Dui con
Hot Damn, Here I Am! (20)
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Houses Are But Walls And Beams; Homes Are Built Of Love And Dreams (66)
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Houses Are Made Of Wood And Stone, But Only Love Can Make A Home (64)
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Housing Is A Right Not A Privilege (34)
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How About Never? Is Never Good For You? (39)
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How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? (40)
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How Do I Set A Laser Printer To Stun? (37)
onsectetue
How Do Most Men Define Marriage? A Very Expensive Way To Get You Laundry Done Free (82)
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How Do They Get The Deer To Cross At That Yellow Road Sign? (59)
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How Do You Tell When You Run Out Of Invisible Ink? (50)
eli sempe neque
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? (66)
venenati wis se dictu fauc
How's My Driving? Call 1-800-Eat-Shit (37)
rdum Praesen accumsan
Hugs, Not Drugs (15)
e consectetu
Huked On Fonix Reely Wurked Fur Me (34)
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Humans Aren't The Only Species On Earth - We Just Act Like It (61)
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Husband And Cat Lost... Reward For Cat (38)
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