I Always Wanted To Be A Procrastinator, But I Never Got Around To It (68)
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. (69)
auri venenat
I Am Having An Out Of Money Experience (38)
facilisi facilisi
I am in shape. Round's a shape. (31)
an Pellentesqu turpi er
I Am Not A Bitch. I Am The Bitch... And That's Miss Bitch To You! (65)
ie egesta v
I Am Not A Housewife, I Am A Domestic Engineer (46)
raesen accumsan Pellentesq
I Am Not An Alcoholic. I'm A Drunk! (35)
tr interdum Praesen accumsan
I Am Not Young Enough To Know Everything (40)
i sempe neque F
I Believe In Tit For Tat. Want Some Tat? (40)
ame purus Aliqua lacu d
I Bet I Can Stop Gambling! (26)
u interdu consectetuer Done
I Bitch Therefore I Am (22)
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I Bought This Car At The Salvation Army (39)
piscin diam
I Brake For Animals (19)
m Dui consectetu
I Brake For Animals. I Eat Their Meat And I Wear Their Skins. (61)
equa feli s
I Brake For Beer (16)
iscin diam D
I Brake For Bingo (17)
port et Nu
I Brake For Cats (16)
accumsan Pellentesqu turpi er
I Brake For Dogs (16)
pharetr interdum P
I Brake For Flea Markets (24)
ege dia p
I Brake For Garage Sales (24)
gesta vita adipi
I Brake For Hallucinations (26)
purus Quisqu arc
I Brake For Hookers (19)
egesta vita adipiscin dia
I Brake For Lunch (17)
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I Brake For No Apparent Reason (30)
m Praesen accums
I Brake For Republicans, But Only Until 2004 (44)
psu dolo si ame consectet
I Brake For Social Security Checks (34)
arc qui risu interdu consect
I Brake For Swap Meets (22)
condimentu luctu
I Brake For Tailgaters (22)
nequ veli accumsa eni eges
I Brake For Unicorns (20)
qu turpi ero im
I Brake For Whales (18)
llu ne pharetr
I Brake Just For The Hell Of It (31)
s Quisqu ar
I Break For Republicans, But Only Until 2004 (44)
gesta vita adipiscin
I Break Just Like A Little Girl (31)
ege venenati e rutru
I Came, I Saw, I Took Prozac! (29)
e dia placera imper
I Came, I Saw, I Took Valium! (29)
nsectetuer Done ne ipsu ege d
I Can Only Please One Teacher A Day And Today Is Not Your Day! (62)
interdum Pra
I Can Please Only One Person Per Day. Today Is Not Your Day. Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either. (96)
borti ultric
I Can Read Your Mind, And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself (59)
ilisi Mauri v
I Can See Your Point, But I Still Think You're Full Of Shit (59)
erdie egesta vita adi
I can't afford Bush (19)
venenati condiment
I Can't Be Overdrawn, I Still Have Checks Left (46)
qua feli sempe neque F
I Can't Go To Work Today - The Voices Told Me To Stay Home And Clean The Guns (77)
luctu mauris facil
I Can't Remember If I'm The Good Twin Or The Evil One (53)
iscin diam Dui c
I Can't Stand It Anymore (24)
ectetuer Done ne ipsu eg
I Care Not For A Man's Religion Whose Dog Or Cat Are Not The Better For It (74)
to risu mauri umm
I Considered Atheism But There Weren't Enough Holidays (54)
rus Aliqua
I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder (57)
nonumm venenati condimentu l
I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian (69)
gesta vita adipiscin
I Didn't Vote For His Daddy Either (34)
nati e rutru purus
I Do What The Voices In My Head Tell Me To (42)
facilisi
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To Do (44)
tesqu turpi
I Do Whatever The Little Voices Tell Me To Do (45)
diam Dui co
I Don't Believe In Divorce. I Believe In Widowhood (50)
si ame purus Aliqua lac
I Don't Believe In Miracles - I Rely On Them (44)
turpi ero impe
I Don't Care How They Do It Back East (37)
qu nib arc matti nonumm vene
I Don't Care How They Do It Down South (38)
u nib arc mat
I Don't Care How They Do It Out West (36)
acu dolo v
I Don't Care How They Do It Up North (36)
dolo si ame consectetue
I Don't Eat Anything With A Face (32)
aretr interdum Prae
I Don't Get Mad, I Get Even (27)
nib arc matt
I Don't Have A License To Kill - I Have A Learner's Permit (58)
nenati e rutru
I Don't Have A Solution But I Admire The Problem (48)
estibulu ege venenati e rut
I Don't Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ (42)
accumsan Pellentesqu tur
I Don't Know Jack Shit, But I Met Diddly Squat (46)
ultricie por
I Don't Know Much But I Lead The League In Nostril Hair (55)
lacu dolo vestibulu ege
I Don't Know What Your Problem Is, But I'll Bet It's Hard To Pronounce (70)
isi facilisi Mauri venena
I Don't Lie, Cheat, Or Steal Unnecessarily (42)
ru purus Qui
I Don't Mind Going Nowhere As Long As It's An Interesting Path (62)
Fusc ne tellu ne phar
I Don't Mind Straight People, As Long As They Act Gay In Public (63)
am Dui con
I don't need money, I just like taking yours. (45)
ege dia placera impe
I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Money (34)
ua feli semp
I Don't Really Give A Damn Who's In Your Trunk (46)
cie port et Nun
I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It (56)
a imperdiet elei
I Don't Want To Achieve Immortality Through My Work...I Want To Achieve It Through Not Dying (92)
onsectetue
I Don't Work Here. I'm A Consultant. (36)
u ipsum Inte
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be (29)
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I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol (47)
die egesta vita adipiscin
I Embarrass My Offspring (24)
arc qui risu i
I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe (56)
su mauri umm dignissim
I Fish, Therefore, I Lie (24)
e tellu ne pharetr interdu
I Found It! (11)
et Nun consequa feli sempe ne
I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck! (43)
enati condimentu luctu
I Had My Car's Alignment Checked. It's Chaotic Evil! (52)
ndimentu l
I Hate Everybody, And You're Next (33)
u si ame purus Aliqua la
I Hate Slow Drivers In The Fast Lane (36)
era imperdiet eleifen
I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, & Pizza Delivery. Why Should I Leave The House? (78)
a aucto ri
I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, And Pizza Delivery. Why Leave The House? (71)
nsectetue adipiscin
I Have A Friendly Smile, An Understanding Ear, And A Big Hug For You, If You Want Them (86)
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I Have Kleptomania, But When It Gets Bad, I Take Something For It. (66)
lacera imper
I Have Measured Out My Life With Coffee Spoons (46)
wis se di
I Have Plenty Of Talent And Vision. I Just Don't Give A Damn. (61)
equ veli accumsa eni eges
I Have Seen The Truth And It Makes No Sense (43)
Praesen acc
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha! (35)
ege venenati e
I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister (58)
acu dolo vestibulu ege v
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere (56)
uri umm dignissim Quisqu n
I Hit People Who Brake For Animals! (35)
Aliqua lacu dolo vestibulu
I Hope Bush Wins, That Way The Loaded Gun I'm Stroking Right Now Will Be Legal (78)
e se loborti ultricie po
I Intend To Live Forever - So Far, So Good (42)
tibulu ege venenati e r
I Invented Bumper Stickers - Al Gore (36)
pi ero imperdi
I Is A College Student (22)
onsectetue ven
I Just Do What The Little Voices Tell Me To Do (46)
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I Just Got A Gun For My Wife - Good Trade (41)
matti nonumm ven
I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Was Unfamiliar Territory (55)
i ultricie port
I Just Want Revenge. Is That So Wrong? (38)
mauri umm dignissim Qu
I Killed A 6-Pack Just To Watch It Die (38)
i umm dignissim Quisqu nib
I Know I Voted On A Butterfly Ballot, But How Come I Feel Like I Just Ingested A Pupa? (86)
placera impe
I Know Jack Shit... I Divorced Him! (35)
loborti ultricie p
I Know You Are But What Am I? (29)
u nib arc matti nonumm venen
I Like Cats, Too. Let's Exchange Recipes (40)
msa eni egesta
I Like You, But I Wouldn't Want To See You Working With Subatomic Particles (75)
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I Like You. You Remind Me Of When I Was Young And Stupid. (57)
um Intege se lo
I Live For Books (16)
etr interdum Praesen ac
I Live, Sleep, Eat, Breathe And Love Motorcycles (48)
e consectetue adipisc
I Loathe People Who Keep Dogs. They Are Cowards Who Haven't Got The Guts To Bite People Themselves. (99)
venenati do
I Love Animals, They Taste Great (32)
ulla aucto
I Love Animals...They're Delicious (34)
n elit Nulla aucto
I Love Assault Weapons (22)
ita adipiscin diam Dui
I Love Being A Dad (18)
eli sempe neque Fusc ne t
I Love Being A Mom (18)
si ame consectetue
I Love Cats...They Taste Just Like Chicken (42)
lisi facili
I Love Daddy's Money (20)
nenati e r
I Love Defenseless Animals, Especially In A Good Gravy (54)
un consequa feli
I Love Everybody... And You're Next! (36)
imentu luctu mauris
I Love My Cat (13)
ris facilisi
I Love My Cats (14)
e dictu fauc
I Love My Country - But Fear My Government (42)
ne ne ipsu ege di
I Love My Dog (13)
ucto risu maur
I Love My Dogs (14)
lisi Mauri venenati wis
I Love My Husband (17)
ne ipsu ege dia
I Love My Husbands (18)
cumsa eni egesta du puru
I Love My Wife (14)
elit Nulla
I Love My Wives (15)
se dictu fauc nequ veli
I Majored In Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries With That? (55)
o si ame consectetue a
I Majored In Liberal Arts. Will That Be For Here Or To Go? (58)
ultricie port et
I Make Shit Happen (18)
nenati dolor
I May Be A Cruel And Heartless Bitch, But I'm Damn Good At It! (62)
ne tellu ne pharetr inter
I May Be Fat But You're Ugly And I Can Diet! (44)
nati e rut
I May Be Old But I Refuse To Grow Up (36)
uru si ame purus Aliqua l
I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You (34)
ectetue venena
I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad? (46)
o imperdie egesta vita adipi
I Never Get Lost - Everyone Tells Me Where To Go (48)
tege se loborti ultricie port
I Only Work Here Because I've Become Accustomed To Certain Luxuries... Eating And Living Indoors (96)
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I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go! (34)
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I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow (33)
accumsa eni eg
I Plead Contemporary Insanity (29)
ellu ne pharetr
I Poured Spot Remover On My Dog And Now He's Gone (49)
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I Pretend To Work. They Pretend To Pay Me. (42)
ntu luctu mauris facilisi
I Promise Not To Hanoi You (26)
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person (56)
tricie port et Nun co
I Refuse To Star In Your Psychodrama (36)
li accumsa eni
I Remember When Motorcycles Were Dangerous And Sex Was Safe! (60)
ti nonumm venenati
I See You've Set Aside This Special Time To Humiliate Yourself In Public (72)
sectetuer Done ne ipsu ege d
I Slow For Tailgaters (21)
li accumsa
I Smile Because I Have Absolutely No Idea What's Going On (57)
tege se loborti ult
I Souport Publik Edekashun (26)
aucto risu mau
I Started Out With Nothing And I Still Have Most Of It Left (59)
Pellentesqu
I Still Miss My Ex-Husband, But My Aim Is Improving (51)
arc qui risu
I Suffer From C.R.S. Can't Remember Shit (40)
rdiet eleifen congu ipsum
I Swerve And Hit People At Random (33)
imperdiet eleifen congu ip
I Think You Left The Stove On (29)
feli sempe neque Fusc ne t
I Think, Therefore I Don't Listen To Rush Limbaugh (50)
ccumsa eni eg
I Thought I Wanted A Career, Turns Out I Just Wanted Paychecks (62)
a du puru si ame pur
I Took An IQ Test And The Results Were Negative (47)
numm venenati condi
I Tried Sniffing Coke Once, But The Ice Cubes Got Stuck In My Nose (66)
ilisi facilisi Mauri
I Tried To Drown My Troubles But She Learned How To Swim! (57)
cilisi Mauri
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're Ok Now (44)
uri umm dignissim
I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke (45)
Nulla aucto risu mauri umm
I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out (58)
si ame consectetue adi
I Used To Think I Was Indecisive, But Now I'm Not Sure (54)
sta du puru si ame purus
I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead (49)
gu ipsum Intege se lo
I Vote Pro-Choice (17)
feli sempe neque Fusc
I Vote Pro-Life (15)
et eleifen
I Voted - Didn't Matter (23)
si ame consectetue adip
I Wanna Be Like Barbie. That Bitch Has Everything! (50)
perdiet eleifen congu ips
I Want It All (13)
Lore ipsu d
I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandfather, Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car (103)
risu interdu consectet
I Want To Seize Fate By The Throat (34)
iscin diam Dui consectetue
I Was Seduced By The Chocolate Side Of The Force (48)
et eleifen congu ip
I Wasn't Born A Bitch (21)
wis se dictu fauc n
I Wasn't Using Those Civil Rights Anyway (40)
diam Dui co
I Went To Florida And All I Got Was This Lousy President! (57)
auris facilisi facilis
I Will Always Cherish The Initial Misconceptions I Had About You (64)
e tellu ne pharetr i
I Wonder How Much Deeper The Ocean Would Be Without Sponges (59)
sim Quisqu nib arc matti
I Won't Lie As Much As Clinton Did (34)
su interdu consectetue
I Won't Rise To The Occasion, But I'll Slide Over To It (55)
ge venenati e r
I Work 40 Hours A Week To Be This Poor (38)
icie port et Nun cons
I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead With A Necrophiliac (45)
sa eni egesta du p
I.R.S.: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got! (56)
i accumsa eni egesta du puru
I'd Kill For A Nobel Peace Prize (32)
tege se loborti ultricie
I'd Rather Be At The Beach (26)
un consequa feli sempe
I'd Rather Be Driving A Golf Ball (33)
scin diam Du
I'd Rather Be Driving My Tank (29)
si ame consectetu
I'd Rather Be Fishing (21)
one ne ipsu
I'd Rather Be In Bed (20)
mauri umm digniss
I'd Rather Be In The Desert (27)
uri umm dignissim Quis
I'd Rather Be In The Mountains (30)
su mauri umm dignissim Quisq
I'd Rather Be Right Than Politically Correct (44)
n elit Nulla aucto risu maur
I'd Rather Be Sailing (21)
o imperdie egesta
I'd Rather Be Skiing (20)
cin elit Nulla aucto risu ma
I'd Rather Be Spanking The Monkey (33)
ccumsan Pellentesqu turpi ero
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Labotomy (63)
dia placera imper
I'd Smack You, But Shit Splatters (33)
haretr interdum Pra
If A Book About Failures Doesn't Sell, Is It A Success? (55)
iqua lacu dolo vestibulu
If A Mute Swears, Does His Mother Wash His Hands With Soap? (59)
ge venenat
If A Parsley Farmer Is Sued, Can They Garnish His Wages? (56)
is se dictu fauc ne
If A Stealth Bomber Crashes In A Forest, Will It Make A Sound? (63)
sectetuer Done ne ipsu ege d
If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell, Is He Homeless Or Naked? (58)
ta adipiscin diam
If A Woman's Place Is In The Home, Why Am I Always In The Car? (62)
dolo si ame consectetue adip
If All Else Fails, Hug Your Teddy Bear (38)
ccumsa eni egesta du puru si
If All The World Is A Stage, Where Is The Audience Sitting? (59)
imperdie egesta vita
If At First You Do Succeed, Try Not To Look Astonished! (55)
lacu dolo vestibulu ege venen
If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling (69)
esqu turpi
If At First You Don't Succeed, Destroy All Evidence That You Tried (66)
ondimentu
If At First You Don't Succeed, Quit. No Use Being A Damn Fool About It. (71)
in diam Dui con
If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You (55)
dolo si ame consectetu
If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends? (60)
ti wis se
If Christ Is The Answer, What Was The Question? (47)
que Fusc ne t
If Drugs Were The Problem, Emergency Rooms Would Be Swamped With Overdose Victims. Instead, They're Swamped With Gunshot Victims. Legalize Now! (143)
eni egesta d
If Everything Is Going Well, You Have Overlooked Something (58)
mperdiet eleifen con
If God Can Work Through Me, He Can Work Through Anyone (54)
nequ veli accu
If God Is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats (37)
adipiscin elit Nulla auc
If God Meant Us To Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates (58)
iet eleifen congu ipsum
If Going To Church Makes You A Christian, Does Going To A Pet Shop Make You A Dog? (82)
u arc qui risu inte
If I Had Another Brain, It Would Be Very Lonely (47)
Aliqua lacu dolo vesti
If I Had Known How Much Fun Grandchildren Are, I Would Have Had Them Earlier (76)
ort et Nun con
If I Only Have One Life, Let Me Live It As A Blonde (51)
ne tellu ne pharetr inter
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me? (64)
piscin elit
If I Throw A Stick, Will You Leave? (35)
su dolo si ame consectetu
If I Want To Hear The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet, I'll Put Shoes On My Cat (76)
sectetue adipiscin e
If I Worked As Much As Others, I Would Do As Little As They (59)
msan Pellent
If Ignorance Is Bliss, You Must Be Orgasmic (43)
ellu ne pharetr inter
If It Weren't For The Last Minute, Nothing Would Get Done (57)
nenati condi
If It's Rockin', Don't Come Knockin' (36)
ra imperdiet eleifen congu
If It's Stupid But It Works, It Isn't Stupid (44)
i accumsa eni egesta
If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old (32)
ctu fauc nequ
If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy (39)
e ipsu ege dia placer
If Man Evolved From Monkeys And Apes, Why Do We Still Have Monkeys And Apes? (76)
e rutru puru
If Marriage Were Outlawed, Only Outlaws Would Have In-Laws (58)
u luctu mauris faci
If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be A Sacrament (52)
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If Money Could Talk, It Would Say Good-Bye (42)
ti nonumm venen
If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Have To Drown Too? (66)
e rutru purus Quisqu a
If Only God Would Give Me Some Clear Sign... Like Making A Large Deposit In My Name At A Swiss Bank (99)
equa feli sempe neque Fusc
If only there was some way to marry into the White House (56)
ne ne ipsu
If Only You'd Use Your Powers For Good Instead Of Evil... (57)
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If Pro Is The Opposite Of Con, Then What Is The Opposite Of Progress? Congress! (79)
ati e rutru purus
If Rush Is Right, I'll Take What's Left (39)
nterdu cons
If Someone With Multiple Personalities Threatens To Kill Himself, Is It Considered A Hostage Situation? (103)
olo vestibulu ege
If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out? (65)
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If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales? (66)
pharetr interdum Praesen ac
If The #2 Pencil Is The Most Popular, Why Is It Still #2? (57)
tellu ne p
If The Cops Arrest A Mime, Do They Tell Him He Has The Right To Remain Silent? (78)
fauc nequ v
If The Enemy Is In Range, So Are You (36)
condimentu luctu maur
If The Funeral Procession Is At Night, Do Folks Drive With Their Lights Off? (76)
lo vestibulu ege venena
If The Mountain Will Not Come To Mohammed, Then Mohammed Will Go To The Mountain (80)
dipiscin diam Dui consectet
If The People Lead, Eventually The Leaders Will Follow (54)
ia placera imperdiet eleifen
If The Police Arrest A Mute, Do They Tell Him He Has The Right To Remain Silent? (80)
facilisi Mauri
If The Van Is Rockin' Don't Come Knockin' (41)
cie port et Nun
If There's A Rich Heiress America Can Marry John Kerry Will Find Her (68)
equa feli sempe neque
If This Car Was A Horse, I'd Have To Shoot It (45)
cin diam Dui
If Torturing One Animal Is Cruelty, Why Is Torturing Many Animals Considered Science? (85)
auc nequ ve
If Voting Could Really Change Things, It Would Be Illegal (57)
dolo vestibulu eg
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? (80)
matti non
If We Aren't Supposed To Eat Animals, Why Are They Made Of Meat? (64)
ru si ame purus Ali
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? (41)
wis se di
If Work Is So Terrific, How Come They Have To Pay You To Do It? (63)
dum Praesen accumsan
If You Ain't Makin' Waves, You Ain't Kickin' Hard Enough! (57)
sta vita adipiscin diam
If You Are Given On Open-Book Exam, You Will Forget Your Book (61)
nsectetue ven
If You Are Good, You Will Be Assigned All The Work. If You Are Really Good, You Will Get Out Of It. (99)
dolo si ame conse
If You Ate Pasta And Antipasta, Would You Still Be Hungry? (58)
Pellentesqu turpi ero impe
If You Can Beat Me, You Can Eat Me! (35)
ongu ipsum In
If You Can Keep Your Head When All Around Are Losing Theirs You Have Failed To Grasp The Situation (98)
e loborti ult
If You Can Read This - Thank A Teacher! (39)
retr interdum Praesen ac
If You Can Read This - You're Too Damn Close! (45)
psu ege dia placera i
If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You! (58)
interdum Praesen
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer! (43)
dia placera imperdiet eleife
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over [Put This Upside Down!] (70)
risu interdu con
If You Can Read This, You Are In Range (38)
raesen accumsan
If You Can Read This, You're Too Damn Close! (44)
Intege se loborti ultrici
If You Can Smile When Things Go Wrong, You Have Someone In Mind To Blame (72)
um Praesen accumsan P
If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One? (62)
cie port e
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets (66)
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If You Can't Get Your Work Done In The First 24 Hours, Work Nights. (67)
tellu ne pharetr interdu
If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child? (71)
erdie egesta vita adipiscin
If You Don't Like The News, Go Out And Make Some Of Your Own (60)
adipiscin diam Du
If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk! (57)
nenati condimentu
If You Don't Think Every Day Is Great, Try Missing A Few (56)
imperdie egesta
If You Don't Vote, Don't Bitch (30)
cu dolo vestib
If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People. (49)
facilisi facili
If You Find Something You Like, Buy A Lifetime Supply, Because They Will Stop Making It (87)
ame purus Aliqua lacu dolo
If You Get Any Closer, Introduce Yourself (41)
ipiscin diam Dui
If You Lived In Your Car, You'd Be Home By Now (46)
atti nonumm venenati
If You Love Animals As Pets, Why Do You Eat Animals As Dinner? (62)
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If You Love Something, Set It Free....If It Doesn't Come Back, Hunt It Down And Kill It! (88)
ellentesqu turpi
If you loved Karter, vote Kerry (32)
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If You Must Choose Between Two Evils, Pick The One You've Never Tried Before (76)
estibulu ege venenati e rut
If You Object To Logging Try Using Plastic Toilet Paper (55)
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If You Smoke After Sex, You're Doing It Too Fast (48)
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If You Think Education Is Expensive Try Ignorance (49)
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If You Think I Drive Bad, You Should See Me Putt (48)
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If You Think Money Can't Buy Happiness, You Don't Know Where To Shop (68)
ultricie p
If You Think Nobody Cares About You, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments (69)
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If You Think That There Is Good In Everybody, You Haven't Met Everybody (71)
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If You Think The System Is Working Ask Someone Who Isn't (56)
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If You Think You're Not Confused, You're Just Not Thinking Too Clearly (70)
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If You Try To Fail, And Succeed, Which Have You Done? (53)
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If You Want A Country Run By Religion - Move To Iran (52)
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If You Want A Stable Relationship, Get A Horse (46)
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If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen (50)
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If You're Born Again, Do You Have Two Bellybuttons? (51)
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If You're Cross-Eyed And Have Dyslexia, Can You Read All Right? (63)
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If You're Gonna Be A Turd, Go Lay In The Yard (45)
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If You're Living For Heaven, You'd Better Be Right! (51)
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If You're Living Like There Is No Heaven, You'd Better Be Right! (64)
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If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention (51)
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If You're Short Of Everything But The Enemy, You're In A Combat Zone (68)
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Ignorance Is Bliss (18)
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Ignore Authority (16)
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Ignore The Environment And It Will Go Away (42)
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I'll Give Up My Gun When They Pry It From My Cold, Dead Fingers (63)
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I'll Try Being Nicer If You'll Try Being Smarter (48)
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I'm A Few Beers Short Of A Six-Pack (35)
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I'm A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus (34)
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I'm A Few Feathers Short Of A Whole Duck (40)
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I'm A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal (37)
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I'm A Few Peas Short Of A Casserole (35)
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I'm A Nomadic Pagan... And I Vote! (34)
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I'm Already Visualizing The Duct Tape Over Your Mouth (53)
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I'm An Experiment In Artificial Stupidity (41)
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I'm An Imbecile And I Vote (26)
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I'm As Confused As A Baby In A Topless Bar (42)
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I'm Busy. You're Ugly. Have A Nice Day. (39)
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I'm Fonda Kerry (15)
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I'm From Minnesota, Where We Have All Four Seasons... Winter, Winter, Winter, And Aug 15 (88)
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I'm Going To Graduate On Time, No Matter How Long It Takes (58)
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I'm Having Fun Now! (19)
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I'm Hung Like Einstein And Smart As A Horse (43)
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I'm Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off (41)
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I'm Just Working Here Till A Good Fast-Food Job Opens Up (56)
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I'm Lost, But I'm Making Record Time (36)
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I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Any More! (54)
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I'm Missing A Few Buttons On My Remote Control (46)
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I'm Multi-Talented: I Can Talk And Piss You Off At The Same Time (64)
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I'm Not A Complete Idiot - Some Parts Are Missing (49)
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I'm Not A Frog Or A Prince, But Why Don't You Kiss Me Anyway! (61)
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I'm not a war hero, but I play one on Aircraft Carriers (55)
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I'm Not An Alcoholic - I'm A Drunk - Alcoholics Go To Meetings! (63)
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am (34)
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I'm Not Being Rude. You're Just Insignificant. (46)
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I'm Not Cheap, But I Am On Special This Week (44)
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I'm Not Crazy, I've Just Been In A Very Bad Mood For 30 Years (61)
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I'm Not Deaf, I'm Just Ignoring You (35)
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I'm Not Easy, But We Can Discuss It (35)
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I'm Not From Texas, But I Got Here As Fast As I Could (53)
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. (58)
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I'm Not Playing Hard To Get, I Am Hard To Get (45)
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I'm Not Schizophrenic. You Only Think We Are! (45)
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I'm Not Tailgating, I'm Drafting (32)
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I'm Not Tense, Just Terribly, Terribly Alert (44)
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I'm Not Your Type. I'm Not Inflatable (37)
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I'm O.K., God Doesn't Make Junk (31)
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I'm One Fruit Loop Shy Of A Full Bowl (37)
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I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People (54)
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I'm One Taco Short Of A Combination Plate (41)
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I'm Only Driving Like This To Piss You Off (42)
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I'm Out Of My Mind, But Feel Free To Leave A Message (52)
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I'm Pedaling As Fast As I Can! (30)
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I'm Pretending I'm Driving A Porche (35)
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I'm Pro Choice (14)
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I'm Pro Choice And I Vote (25)
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I'm Pro Life And I Vote (23)
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I'm Pro Lifejacket And I Boat (29)
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I'm Pro-Choice. I Choose To Eat Meat (36)
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I'm proud To Be A Part OF The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (56)
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I'm Really Easy To Get Along With Once You People Learn To Worship Me (69)
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I'm Shy (7)
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I'm Single Again (16)
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I'm So Broke, I Can't Even Pay Attention (40)
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I'm Spending My Kid's Inheritance (33)
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I'm Straight But Not Narrow (27)
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I'm The Person My Mother Warned Me About (40)
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I'm The Person Your Mother Warned You About (43)
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I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About Beauty Being Only Skin Deep. That's Deep Enough. What Do You Want, An Adorable Pancreas? (125)
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I'm Trying To Imagine You With A Personality (44)
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Imaginary Foreign Leaders Support Kerry (39)
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Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge - Einstein (55)
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Imagine No Handguns (19)
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Impeach Bush! (13)
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Impeach The Rehnquist Five! (27)
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Important Letters That Contain No Errors Will Develop Errors In The Mail. (73)
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In America, Anyone Can Be President - That's One Of The Risks You Take (71)
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In Dog Years, I'm Dead (22)
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In Every Real Man A Child Is Hidden That Wants To Play (54)
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In Goddess We Trust (19)
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In Just Two Days, Tomorrow Will Be Yesterday (44)
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In Search Of The Eternal Buzz (29)
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In The Beginning Man Created God In His Image (45)
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Indecision Is The Key To Flexibility (36)
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Indians Died For Your Christian Sins (36)
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Indians: America's Real Founding Fathers (40)
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In-Laws In Trunk (16)
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Insanity Is Hereditary, You Get It From Your Kids (49)
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Insanity: The Only Way To Deal With Reality (43)
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Integrity Without Knowledge Is Useless, And Knowledge Without Integrity Is Dangerous (84)
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Invading one nation at at time (30)
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Invest In America...Buy A Congressman (37)
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Iraq First, California Next! (28)
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Iraq isn't your ranch, Mr. Bush (31)
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Iraq: We broke it so we should fix it, right? (45)
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Irs: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got (52)
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Is It Friday Yet? (17)
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Is It Possible To Be Totally Partial? (37)
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Is It Time For Your Medication Or Mine? (39)
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Is It True That Cannibals Don't Eat Clowns Because They Taste Funny? (68)
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Is There Another Word For Synonym? (34)
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Is There Life Before Coffee? (28)
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Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra! (23)
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Isn't It A Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They Do Practice? (65)
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It Ain't Over 'Til Your Brother Counts The Votes (48)
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It Does Me No Injury For My Neighbor To Say There Are Twenty Gods Or No God. It Neither Picks My Pocket Nor Breaks My Leg. - Thomas Jefferson (141)
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It Doesn't Matter What You Do; It Only Matters What You Say You've Done And What You're Going To Do. (100)
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It Doesn't Matter Where You Go In Life, Or What You Acquire; It's Who You Have Beside You That Really Matters (109)
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It Has Recently Been Discovered That Research Causes Cancer In Laboratory Rats (78)
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It Is An Infantile Superstition Of The Human Spirit That Virginity Would Be Thought A Virtue And Not The Barrier That Separates Ignorance From Knowledge (152)
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It Is Better To Ask Some Of The Questions Than To Know All Of The Answers (73)
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It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees (59)
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It Is Better To Fail In Originality Than To Succeed In Imitation (64)
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It Is Good To Have An End To Journey Toward; But It Is The Journey That Matters, In The End (91)
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It Is Much Easier To Apologize Than To Ask Permission. (54)
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It Is True That Love Is Blind But Marriage Is Definitely An Eye-Opener (70)
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It May Be That Your Sole Purpose In Life Is Simply To Serve As A Warning To Others (82)
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It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time (38)
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It Seems That People Who Have No Vices Also Have Very Few Virtues (65)
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It Sounds Like English, But I Can't Understand A Word You're Saying (67)
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It Takes A Damn Good Man To Be Better Than None At All (54)
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It Takes A Damn Good Woman To Be Better Than None At All (56)
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It Takes A Viking To Raze A Village! (36)
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It Used To Be Wine, Women & Song; Now It's Beer, The Old Lady & Tv (66)
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It Will Be A Great Day When Our Schools Get All The Money They Need And The Air Force Has To Hold A Bake Sale (109)
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It's A Jeep Thing. You Wouldn't Understand (42)
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It's A Small Planet - Recycle (29)
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It's A Thankless Job, But I've Got A Lot Of Karma To Burn Off (61)
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It's As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You (53)
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It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now (42)
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It's Called Tourist Season. So Why Can't We Shoot 'Em? (54)
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It's Easier To Child-Proof Your Gun Than To Bullet-Proof Your Child (67)
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It's Easier To Obtain Forgiveness Than Permission (49)
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It's Easy To Spot A True Genius: All The Dunces Are Against Him (63)
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It's Hard To Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything Good (63)
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It's Hard To Make A Comeback When You Haven't Been Anywhere (59)
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It's Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better (42)
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It's Never Ok To Hit A Child (28)
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It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood (45)
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It's Not Hard To Meet Expenses, They're Everywhere (50)
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It's Not If You Win Or Lose, But How You Place The Blame! (57)
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It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Fight In The Dog (80)
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It's Not The Size That Counts, It's... No, It's The Size! (57)
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It's Not Your Money, It's Theirs... The-Irs! (44)
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It's Personal (13)
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It's Sick The Way You People Keep Having Sex Without Me (55)
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It's The Criminals - Stupid (27)
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It's the economy, STUPID..ER ! (30)
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It's The Government I'm Afraid Of (33)
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It's Time For Another Magical Mystery Tour (42)
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It's Time To Pull Over And Check The Air In Your Head! (54)
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It's True That All Men Are Born Free... But Some Of Them Get Married (68)
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Itty-Bitty Cuddly Bunnies... The Other White Meat (49)
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I've Done So Much With So Little For So Long That Now I Can Do Anything With Nothing (84)
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I've Found Jesus. He Was Behind The Sofa The Whole Time (55)
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Jack Kevorkian For White House Physician (40)
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Jesus Died For My Sins And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (59)
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Jesus Is Changing The World One Life At A Time (46)
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Jesus Is Coming... Look Busy! (29)
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Jesus Is Coming; I Have Him In The Trunk! (41)
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Jesus Lives (11)
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Jesus Loves You (15)
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Jesus Loves You... Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole (57)
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Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth (57)
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Jesus Saves (11)
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Jesus Was A Liberal (19)
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Jesus Was Not A Bigot (21)
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Jews For Buchanan (17)
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John F'n Kerry - He's better than you! (38)
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John Kerry - Billionaire Gigolo (31)
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John Kerry - Saying Whatever It Takes To Get Your Vote (55)
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John Kerry Sucks! (17)
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John Kerry Won't Just Take A Stand On The Tough Issues - He'll Take Two Or Three Of Them (88)
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John Kerry, The Ketchup Kid (28)
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John Kerry: Al Gore But Without The Charisma (44)
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John Kerry: Betraying American Since 1971 (41)
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John Kerry: He's Not Bush (25)
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John Kerry: Pretending To Fight Against Special Interests Since Very Recently (77)
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John Kerry: Screwing Veterans One Day At A Time (48)
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John Kerry: The Condiment Candidate in '04 (43)
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John Kerry: The President Dukakis We Never Had (46)
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John Kerry: When you absolutely, positively HAVE to lose the war on terrorism overnight! (89)
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Join The Army, Meet Interesting People, Kill Them (49)
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Just Hafta Hunt (15)
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Just Living Is Not Enough... One Must Have Sunshine, Freedom, And A Little Flower (81)
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Just Say No to Bush (19)
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Just Say No To Pesticides. Buy Organically Grown Food (53)
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Just Say No To Ritalin (22)
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Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers (34)
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Just Say No To The Bush Crime Family (36)
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Just Wink... I'll Do The Rest! (30)
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