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How To Customize and Order a Bumper Sticker or Magnetic Sign
Use your mouse to highlight and "Copy" any sticker message from these Catalog pages (or make up your own original message!), and then "Paste" the text into Line #1 on our Design Center. Split long sticker messages by using up to six lines. You can then customize the colors, fonts, and letter sizes any way you like, and choose either a magnetic or adhesive backing.
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NOTE: The character count is at the end of each message, which can help you in figuring sticker size. The number is not a catalog number, and is not used for ordering.
Catalog K - N (301 Listings)
Kali: A Necessary Evil (22) matti nonu Keep Abortion Legal And Safe (28) onsectetue ven Keep Expectations Low (21) u mauris facilisi facilisi M Keep Government Out Of The Bedroom (34) mm dignissim Quisqu n Keep Government Out Of The Bedroom And Your Wallet (50) it Nulla aucto risu mauri Keep Honking While I Reload (27) ne ne ipsu ege dia placera Keep Honking, I'm Loading My Shotgun (36) Mauri venenati wis se dictu Keep Hope Alive (15) dum Praesen accumsan Pelle Keep On Truckin' (16) a placera imperdiet eleifen Keep Working: Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You (54) nati dolor Mauri sol Keep Your Laws Off My Body (26) purus Quisqu arc qui Keeping too much of your own money? Vote Kerry! (47) esta du puru Kerry - A Karl Marx for the 21st Century (40) rdu consect Kerry - All Your Taxes Belong To Us! (36) Pellentesqu turpi ero Kerry - Anti-Pro-whatever (26) r interdum Praesen accumsan Kerry - At least he's not trying to hasten the Aplcalypse (57) etue venenati dolor Mauri s Kerry - Citizen of the United Nations (37) tu luctu mauris Kerry - Endorsed By Iran, North Korea, Cuba, Islamic Jihad, Hesbollah, And Hamas. (81) etue adipiscin elit Nulla auc Kerry - Even The Mullahs Like Him! (34) gnissim Quisqu nib arc ma Kerry - German Diplomacy and French Courage (43) umm digniss Kerry - He couldn't possibly do a worse job than Bush! (54) fauc nequ veli accumsa eni Kerry - The same economy as Clinton, without the burning sensation. (67) tetue venenati dol Kerry - You Ain't No JFK (25) rutru purus Quisq Kerry for a better Vietnam (27) ipsu ege d Kerry For President: He Barely Even Knew Jane Fonda (51) ue venenati dolor Maur Kerry, Kommunism and Klinton in 04 (35) squ turpi ero im Kerry/Fonda '04: Hey, Terrorists Have Feelings Too! (52) e se loborti ultri Kerry/Fonda '04: If Ho Chi Minh Likes 'Em They Can't Be All Bad (64) ipsu ege dia p Kerry: Catholic When It Counts! (31) mm venenati co Kids Need Encouragement Everyday (32) entesqu turpi ero imp Kids Need Praise Every Day (26) et Nun consequa feli sem Kill Your Television (20) eli accumsa eni eges Kissing May Be The Language Of Love But Money Still Does The Talking (68) orti ultrici Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society (52) re ipsu dolo si ame cons Ladies Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society (42) m Praesen accums Laugh Alone And The World Thinks You're An Idiot (48) arc matti nonumm venenati Laugh At Your Problems... Everyone Else Does! (45) veli accumsa eni egesta du Laughing Stock: Cattle With A Good Sense Of Humor (49) ictu fauc nequ veli ac Law Of Probability Dispersal: Whatever It Is That Hits The Fan Will Not Be Evenly Distributed (93) matti nonumm venenati con Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way! (36) uisqu arc Learn From Your Parents' Mistakes - Use Birth Control! (54) ctu mauris facilisi fac Legalize Sex Between Consenting Adults (38) lit Nulla aucto risu m Let Me Show You How The Guards Used To Do It (44) onsequa feli Let Them Fight To The Death (27) ti nonumm venenati condim Let Us Flee To The Land Of The Barbarians, Where We May Live As Free Men (72) nib arc matti nonumm venen Let's Cross That Bridge When We Come To It (42) su mauri umm dignissim Quisq Let's Cure Aids (15) nenati e rutru Let's Make America More French! (31) ege venenati e rutru purus Let's Pretend Their Is A God (28) ge venenati e rutru p Liars in Chief (14) consectetue adipiscin elit Liberal Arts Major - Will Think For Food (40) onsectetuer Don Librarians Do It In Volume (26) se loborti ul Libraries Are For Lovers (24) uri umm dign Lick Bush in 2004 (17) in diam Dui cons Life Begins At 40 (17) erdie egesta vita adipiscin Life Is A Banquet, And Most Poor Suckers Are Starving (53) esta du puru si Life Is Like A Dogsled Team... If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes (83) icie port et Nu Life Is Short. Don't Be A Dick! (31) etue adipiscin elit Life Is Uncertain. Eat Dessert First (36) e venenati e rutru p Life Is Wonderful - Without It We'd All Be Dead (47) fen congu ipsum Intege s Life's A Beach (14) enati dolor Maur Life's A Buffet... So Eat Me! (29) li accumsa eni egesta du Life's A Witch, And Then You Fly (32) u arc qui risu interdu consec Life's Tragedy Is That We Get Old To Soon And Wise Too Late (59) ue adipiscin elit Nulla aucto Lifestyles Of The Poor And Unknown (34) t et Nun consequa f Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak (96) lla aucto risu Lighten Up (10) haretr interdum Praesen Lilith Wouldn't Submit - God Always Had A Problem With That (59) uc nequ veli accumsa Listen To Women - For A Change (30) su interdu consectetuer Don Live Fast, Die Young, Leave A Beautiful Corpse (46) ignissim Quisqu Live Simply So That Others May Simply Live (42) ctu mauris facilisi Live To Ski, Ski To Die (23) o imperdie eg Living In The Past Has One Advantage: It's Cheaper! (51) one ne ipsu ege Lobotomies For Conservatives - It's The Law (43) si ame consectetue adipiscin Lobotomies For Liberals - It's The Law (38) e consectetu Localize Government (19) squ nib arc m Locals Only! (12) u arc qui risu interdu c Lonely Heiresses: Betcha Can't Eat Just One (43) tue venenati dolor Look Out For #1 And Don't Step In #2 (36) consequa feli Looking For Your Cat? Check Under My Wheels (43) enenati dolor Mauri so Looking Out For The Interests Of Lonely Heiresses Everywhere (60) ero imperdie egesta vita adi Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math (44) ipiscin elit Nulla Love Animals - Don't Eat Them (29) tue venenati Love Is All It Takes To Make A Family (37) rdu consectetuer Done Love Is Blind But Marriage Is An Eye-Opener (43) ne ipsu ege dia Love Is One Long Sweet Dream, And Marriage Is The Alarm Clock (61) matti nonu Love Jesus. Despise yourself. (30) u purus Quisqu ar Love Makes A Family (19) su mauri umm dignissim Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids (47) consectetu Love Thy First Admendment (25) i sempe ne Love Your Mother (16) vita adipiscin Lsd... Melts In Your Mind, Not In Your Hands (44) ltricie port et Nun consequ Macho Law Prohibits Me From Admitting I'm Wrong (47) m Quisqu nib a Madness Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change (48) ipsum Integ Magic Happens (13) sectetuer Done ne i Make It Idiot Proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot (56) u interdu consectetuer Don Make Love, Not War (18) luctu mauris Make Polluters Pay (18) retr interdum Praesen accums Make Yourself At Home! Clean My Kitchen (39) ipsu dolo si ame con Man And Woman Were Not Created Equal, But He'll Eventually Evolve (65) perdie egest Man And Woman Were Not Created Equal, But She'll Eventually Evolve (66) ge se loborti ultri Manatees Bend Props (19) du puru si ame Many People Quit Looking For Work When They Find A Job (54) umm venenati Marijuana - At Least It's Not Crack! (36) ipiscin elit Nulla Marijuana - Proud Sponsors Of... Ummm... We Forget (50) cumsa eni egesta d Marriage Certificate Is Just Another Word For A Work Permit (59) congu ipsum Intege se lobor Marriage Is A Thing Which Puts A Ring On A Woman's Finger And Two Under The Man's Eyes (86) cilisi facilisi Maur Marriage Is An Attempt To Change A Night Owl Into A Homing Pigeon (65) ctu mauris facilis Marriage Is An Institution In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor's Degree And The Woman Gets Her Masters (100) condimentu Marriage Is Grand -- And Divorce Is About 10 Grand (50) ege se loborti ultricie Marriage Is Love. Love Is Blind. Therefore Marriage Is An Institution For The Blind (83) me consectetue adipis Marriage Is Not A Word. It Is A Sentence... A Life Sentence! (60) matti nonumm venena Marriage Is Not Just Having A Wife But Also Worries Inherited Forever (69) ie egesta vita adipis Marriage Requires A Man To Prepare 4 Types Of "Rings": The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, The Suffe-Ring, The Endu-Ring (123) ectetue venenati dolor Married Men Don't Live Longer. It Only Seems Longer (51) mentu luctu mauris facil May All Be Fed, End World Hunger (32) nenati e rutru purus May The Road Rise Up To Meet You, May The Wind Be At Your Back (62) se dictu fauc nequ veli accu May Your Day Be Filled With Happiness (37) umm venenati condimentu luctu Maybe, And That's Final (23) tru purus Quisqu arc qui ri Mean People Produce Little Mean People (38) se dictu fauc nequ veli Mean People Rule! (17) nonumm venenati con Mean People Suck - Nice People Swallow (38) o imperdie egesta Mean People Suck (16) r Done ne ipsu ege dia Meandering To A Different Drummer (33) e ipsu ege dia placer Meat Is Dead (12) u nib arc ma Meat Is Yummy! (14) isi Mauri venenati wis se di Meat Makes Me Sick (18) lu ege venenati Men Are From Earth. Women Are From Earth. Deal With It. (55) ulla aucto Men Are Idiots And I Married Their King (39) dia placera i Men Are Like Bananas - The Older They Get, The Less Firm They Are (65) lentesqu turpi ero imperdi Men Are Like Bank Accounts - Without A Lot Of Money, They Don't Generate Much Interest (86) condimentu Men Are Like Bank Machines - Once They Withdraw They Lose Interest (66) lisi Mauri ve Men Are Like Blenders - You Need One, But You're Not Quite Sure Why (67) lisi facil Men Are Like Cement - After Getting Laid They Take Along Time To Get Hard (73) ctetue venena Men Are Like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, Smooth, And They Usually Head Right For Your Hips (86) e rutru purus Quisqu a Men Are Like Coffee - The Best Ones Are Rich Warm And Can Keep You Up All Night Long (84) aucto risu mauri umm dig Men Are Like Commercials - You Can’T Believe A Word They Say (60) u purus Quisqu arc qui ris Men Are Like Computers - Hard To Figure Out And Never Have Enough Memory (72) llu ne pharetr Men Are Like Coolers - Load Them With Beer And You Can Take Them Anywhere (73) adipiscin diam Dui con Men Are Like Copiers - You Need Them For Reproduction, But That’S About It (74) adipiscin elit Nulla aucto Men Are Like Crystal - Some Look Real Good, But You Can Still See Right Thru Them (81) fauc nequ veli accumsa Men Are Like Curling Irons - They're Always Hot And They're Always In Your Hair (79) a feli semp Men Are Like Dry Cleaners - Most Work Fast And Leave No Ring (60) ame purus Aliqua lacu Men Are Like Floor Tiles - If You Lay Them Right The First Time, You Can Walk All Over Them For Years (101) equa feli s Men Are Like Government Bonds - They Take So Long To Mature (59) nati wis se dic Men Are Like High Heels - They're Easy To Walk On Once You Get The Hang Of It (77) nterdum Praesen a Men Are Like Horoscopes - They Always Tell You What To Do And Are Usually Wrong (79) elit Nulla aucto Men Are Like Lava Lamps - Fun To Look At, But Not All That Bright (65) erdum Praesen ac Men Are Like Laxatives - They Irritate The Shit Out Of You (58) dipiscin elit Nulla auc Men Are Like Mascara - They Usually Run At The First Sign Of Emotion (68) i consectetue venenati d Men Are Like Newborn Babies - They're Cute At First, But You Get Tired Of Cleaning Up Their Crap (96) t Nun consequa feli sem Men Are Like Parking Spots - The Good Ones Are Already Taken And The Ones That Are Left Are Handicapped Or Extremely Small (122) psu dolo si ame consectetue a Men Are Like Place Mats - They Only Show Up When There's Food On The Table (74) nequ veli accumsa en Men Are Like Popcorn - They Satisfy You, But Only For A Little While (68) enati wis Men Are Like Snow Storms - You Never Know When They're Coming, How Many Inches You’Ll Get Or How Long They Will Last (116) interdum Pra Men Are Like Used Cars - Both Are Easy-To-Get, Cheap, And Unreliable (68) Nun consequa feli sempe Men Call Us Birds: We Pick Up Worms (35) ti condimentu luctu ma Men Call Us Chicks: We Pick Up Worms (36) ultricie port et Nun conseq Men Can Stop Rape (17) Quisqu arc qui risu inte Men Have Feelings Too, But Who Really Cares? (44) ipsum Intege se Men Like You Made Me This Way (29) piscin diam Dui consec Men Of Quality Respect Women's Equality (39) eque Fusc ne tellu Mental Illness Is Hereditary... You Get It From Your Kids! (58) dolo si ame Mi Brudder Sed I Were Elected. Im Going Too Dizzywerld! (55) tege se loborti ultricie Michael Moore and Al Franken can't be wrong - Vote Kerry! (57) mperdiet eleife Militant Agnostic (17) us Aliqua lacu dolo ve Milk Sucks! Got Beer? (21) Quisqu arc qui risu Minds Are Like Parachutes - They Only Function When Open (56) u purus Quisqu a Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7th Of Your Life (50) e ipsu ege dia place Money Can't Buy Happiness... But It Sure Makes Misery Easier To Live With (73) iscin diam Dui consectetue Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch (59) cilisi facilisi Mauri ven Money Talks (11) ui consectetue Money Talks, But Mine Only Knows How To Say "Good-Bye" (54) enenati condiment Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog But It Won't Buy The Wag Of His Tail (69) llentesqu t Montana: At Least Our Cows Are Sane! (36) ipsum Intege se More Hay, Trigger? No Thanks, Roy, I'm Stuffed! (47) to risu mauri umm dignis More Jobs? What About Less People? (34) ni egesta du puru si ame pur More Positions Than Gumby (25) accumsa eni egesta du p More Positions than Paris Hilton (32) equa feli se More Positions than the Kama Sutra (34) u fauc nequ veli a More Waffles than Belgium (25) venenati do More wealth for few, on the backs of many! (42) lentesqu turpi ero imperdie Mothering Is A Proud Profession (31) oborti ultricie port et Nun Mother-In-Law In Trunk (22) m dignissim Quisqu ni Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life (33) nterdu cons My 2nd Grader Is Smarter Than 19,000 Florida Voters! (52) estibulu ege vene My Antenna Doesn't Pick Up All The Channels (43) luctu mauris facilisi fa My Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter (29) mentu luctu mau My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student (39) Nun consequa feli sempe neque My Child Is An Honor Student At The State Correctional Facility (63) i facilisi Mauri ve My Child Slept With Your Honor Student (38) interdu consectetuer Done n My Child Was Inmate Of The Month At County Jail (47) sta du puru si am My Child Was Inmate Of The Month At The California Youth Correctional Facility (78) consectetuer D My Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (51) ltricie po My Ex Got The Mercedes (22) me purus Aliq My Ex-Wife's Other Car Is A Broom! (34) ege dia p My Family Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Family (48) a imperdiet eleifen c My Family Values: The Right To Read (35) sen accums My God is better than your God (30) pe neque Fusc ne tellu ne pha My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God (33) retr interdum Praesen ac My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom (41) cu dolo ve My Inferiority Complex Is Not As Good As Yours (46) la aucto risu mauri umm di My IQ Test Came Back Negative (29) nterdu consectetuer D My Job Is So Secret, Even I Don't Know What It Is (49) perdie egesta vi My Karma Ran Over My Dogma (26) oborti ultricie po My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma (28) consequa fel My Kid Beat The Crap Out Of Your Honor Student (46) eni egesta du puru My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student (33) sim Quisqu My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor Student (38) urus Quisqu arc q My Lawyer Can Beat Up Your Lawyer (33) e dictu fauc n My Mercedes Is In The Shop Today (32) cin elit Nulla auc My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States (61) dignissim Quisqu ni My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips (43) nonumm venenati My Office: Hell With Fluorescent Lighting (41) olo si ame consectetue a My Other Car Is A 747 (21) ucto risu maur My Other Car Is A Bicycle (25) scin diam Dui consect My Other Car Is A Boat (22) et Nun consequa fe My Other Car Is A Broom (23) ignissim Quisqu My Other Car Is A Cloud (23) lla aucto risu mauri umm d My Other Car Is A Dogsled (25) feli sempe My Other Car Is A Horse (23) eni egesta du pur My Other Car Is A Rolls-Royce (29) stibulu ege venena My Other Car Is At The IRS! (27) etr interdum My Other Car Is Up My Nose (26) uri venenati My Other President Is A Republican (34) gesta vita adipi My Parents Retired To Florida And All I Got Was This Lousy President! (69) Quisqu nib arc matti n My Parents Think I'm In College (31) n congu ipsum Inte My President Is Charlton Heston (31) sta vita a My Reality Check Bounced! (25) elit Nulla aucto My Take Home Pay Won't Take Me Home (35) u ne pharetr interdu My Therapist Says It's Not My Fault (35) elit Nulla a My Vote Cancels Your Vote (25) port et Nun consequa fel My Wife Had Her Hair Teased - It Looked More Like It Was Insulted (65) o risu mauri umm dignissim Q My Wife Keeps Complaining I Never Listen To Her... Or Something Like That. (75) ati wis se dict My Wife Says If I Go Fishing One More Time, She's Leaving. I'm Sure Gonna Miss Her (82) equa feli sempe neque My Wife? Yes. My Dog? Maybe. My Gun? Never. (43) ulu ege venenati e rutru pu National Health Care Now (24) consectetuer Done ne ipsu Nature Always Bats Last (23) e loborti ultricie port Nearly All Men Can Stand Adversity, But If You Want To Test A Man's Character, Give Him Power (93) haretr interd Neighbors' Cats Make Good Hats (30) la aucto risu m Never Another Battered Woman (28) adipiscin elit Null Never Delay The Ending Of A Meeting Or The Beginning Of A Cocktail Hour. (72) eli sempe neque Fusc ne t Never Do Card Tricks For The Group You Play Poker With (54) sc ne tellu Never Doubt That A Small Group Of Committed Citizens Can Change The World (73) su interdu consectetu Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head (40) Quisqu nib arc matti nonumm Never Eat More Than You Can Lift (32) sectetue venen Never Give Up On A Dream Just Because Of The Length Of Time It Will Take To Accomplish It. The Time Will Pass Anyway (116) Fusc ne tellu ne phare Never Let Your Schooling Interfere With Your Education (54) a lacu dolo vestibu Never Mind The Dog, Beware Of The Owner (39) ore ipsu dolo si ame Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Avoid Doing Altogether (64) u purus Qui Never Raise Your Hands To Your Kids; It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected (69) venenati e rutru purus Quisqu Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Five Days And Won't Die (60) sa eni egest Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups (62) in diam Dui con New World Order - Same Old Lies (32) e venenati e rutru p Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes (26) sta vita adipiscin Nicaragua Was Only Practice. Florida Was The Real Thing (55) ictu fauc ne Nice People Swallow (19) consectetue venenati dolor Ma Nice Perfume. Must You Marinate In It? (38) neque Fusc ne tellu ne pharet Nine Out Of Ten People Who Change Their Minds Are Wrong The Second Time, Too (76) consectetue adipisci No Act Of Kindness, No Matter How Small, Is Ever Wasted (55) i Mauri venenati wis s No Child In Car (15) acu dolo vestibulu ege ve No Chips = Nice Trips [For Older Cars Only!] (44) a adipiscin diam Dui consect No Condo / No MBA / No BMW (26) squ turpi e No Doubt! (9) qu nib arc matti nonumm No Gods No Masters (18) s Aliqua lacu dolo vestibu No Man Is An Island... Except Manhattan, Of Course! (51) ctetue venenati dolor M No Matter How Much Cats Fight, There Always Seem To Be Plenty Of Kittens (72) si ame consectetu No Matter How Much You Do, You Never Do Enough. (47) ti ultricie port et Nun No Matter Where You Go, There You Are (37) Quisqu nib arc mat No More "Mister Nice Guy" (25) ntege se lobort No More Years (13) nati condimentu luctu mauri No Offshore Drilling (20) sum Intege se loborti ultr No One Is Free When Others Are Oppressed (40) sc ne tellu ne ph No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake (44) qui risu interdu consec No Radio - Already Stolen (25) cin diam Dui consectetue v No Radio (8) un consequa feli sempe No Rest For The Disenfranchised! (32) enati e rutru purus Quis No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldn't Work Anyway. (52) e purus Aliqua lacu dolo ve No Smoking (10) sum Intege se loborti ultr No Special Rights For Religious Fanatics (40) sequa feli sempe neque Fusc No U.S. Intervention In Women's Wombs (37) liqua lacu No, My Powers Can Only Be Used For Good (39) c nequ veli accumsa eni ege Nobody Does It Better (21) consequa feli sempe ne Nobody For President (20) se dictu fauc Nobody's Ugly After 2 A.M.! (27) que Fusc ne tellu ne ph None For The Road (17) egesta du pu Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be (34) ctetuer Done ne ipsu ege Not All Men Are Annoying. Some Are Dead. (40) u dolo si ame conse Not All Who Wander Are Lost (27) ctetue adipiscin Not All Women Are Annoying. Some Are Dead. (42) erdum Praesen acc Not Fonda Kerry (15) ultricie port et Not So Close, I Hardly Know You (31) facilisi facilisi Not The Cry, But The Flight Of The Wild Duck, Leads The Flock To Fly And Follow (79) squ arc qui risu interdu cons Nothing In Life Is To Be Feared. It Is Only To Be Understood (60) i egesta du puru Nothing In The Known Universe Travels Faster Than A Bad Check (61) e purus Aliq Nothing Is Fool-Proof To A Sufficiently Talented Fool (53) rti ultricie port et N Nothing Is So Dear And Precious As Time. Why Are We Wasting It Stuck In Traffic? (80) nissim Quisqu nib arc ma Now Do You Understand The Importance Of User-Testing? (53) nissim Quisqu Nuclear Free Zone (17) a du puru si ame Nuke A Gay Whale For Christ! (28) ultricie port et Nun conse Nurses Make It All Better (25) si Mauri vene
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