Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most (52)
us Aliqua l
Of Course I Don't Look Busy - I Did It Right The First Time (59)
qui risu interdu
Of Course I'm Drunk, I'm No Stunt Driver (40)
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Oh... Evolve!!! (15)
si ame consectetue adip
Oink If You Love Rush (21)
orti ultricie
Ok, Forget Votes. How Many Guns Do You Have? (44)
rc matti non
Ok, So What's The Speed Of Dark? (32)
ipiscin elit Nulla
Okay, Who Stopped The Payment On My Reality Check? (50)
nterdu con
Old Age & Treachery Will Beat Out Youth & Skill Every Time (58)
nenati wis se dictu fauc
Old Age Comes At A Bad Time (27)
esta du puru si ame pu
Old Fart (8)
loborti ultri
Old Fisherman Never Die, They Just Smell That Way! (50)
u consectetuer
Old Skiers Never Die. They Just Go Downhill (43)
Fusc ne tell
On Election Day, Vote "oui" for John Kerry! (43)
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On the issues, he's everywhere you want him to be (49)
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On The Keyboard Of Life, Always Keep One Finger On The Escape Key. (66)
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On The Other Hand... You Have Different Fingers (47)
ia placera imperdie
Once Is Not Enough - Recycle! (29)
purus Aliqua lacu dolo vest
One Dick, One Bush, as God Intended (35)
ame purus Aliqua l
One Heiress Isn't Enough (24)
isqu arc qui ri
One Million Sperm And You Were The Fastest? (43)
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One Nice Thing About Egotists: They Don't Talk About Other People (65)
borti ultricie port et
One Of Us Is Thinking About Sex - Ok, It's Me! (46)
e loborti ultricie port
One Person, One Vote (May Not Apply In Certain States) (54)
u puru si ame purus Aliqua la
One Planet - One Future (23)
auc nequ vel
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor (46)
uc nequ veli
One Thing About Going The Extra Mile...There's Never A Lot Of Traffic (69)
u mauri umm digni
One Who Walks In Another's Tracks Leaves No Footprints... Break Free! (69)
iscin elit Nulla aucto risu
Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens (44)
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Only One More Shopping Day Left Until Tomorrow (46)
i venenati wis se dict
Onward Through The Fog (22)
diet eleifen co
Open Space - Our Common Wealth (30)
Nun consequa feli sempe
Organize (8)
Dui consectetue venenati
Orgasm Donor (12)
mauri umm dignissim Qu
Osama Says "Vote Kerry"! (25)
nonumm ve
Our Congressmen Are All Thieves, And We Should Vote Them Out (60)
diam Dui co
Our Truest Life Is When We Are In Dreams Awake (46)
ectetuer Done
Out Of My Head - Back In 5 Minutes (34)
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Out Of My Way... I'm Going To Bingo! (36)
a adipiscin diam Dui consect
Over The Hill! (14)
an Pellentesqu turpi er
Overpopulation: Too Much Of A Good Thing (40)
facilisi facilisi Mau
Paper From Paper - Not From Trees (33)
ilisi Mauri venenati wis
Party Animal (12)
puru si ame pur
Party Girl On Board (19)
acera imperdiet e
Party In Progress (17)
i consecte
Party On Board (14)
us Quisqu a
Pay More Taxes! (15)
nati condimentu luctu mauri
Peace Begins With A Smile (25)
issim Quisqu nib arc
Peace Is Disarming (18)
qua lacu d
Peace On Earth Begins At Home. End Domestic Abuse (49)
Quisqu arc qui
Peace Through Superior Firepower (32)
ultricie port et Nun conseq
Peel Off Backing And Adhere To Bumper (37)
e ipsu dolo si ame consec
People Against Nude Chimps (26)
qu nib arc matti nonumm
People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Easier To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs (116)
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People Say I Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink, I Get Drunk, I Fall Down. No Problem! (84)
risu mauri umm dignissim Qu
People Who Go To Conferences Are The Ones Who Shouldn't. (56)
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People Who Think They Know It All Really Annoy Those Of Us Who Do! (66)
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People Will Accept Your Ideas Much More Readily If You Tell Them That Benjamin Franklin Said It First. (102)
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People With No Vices Usually Have Annoying Virtues (50)
sim Quisqu nib arc matti non
Pick Your Friend's Nose! (24)
arc qui risu interd
Piss Off The Liberals - Buy A Gun (33)
terdu consectetu
Please Don't Make Me Kill You (29)
s Aliqua lac
Please Don't Make Me Slap You (29)
Lore ipsu dolo si ame cons
Please Honk If You Would Like To See My Finger (46)
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Please ignore my voting record - Kerry 2004 (44)
ame purus Ali
Please Tailgate, I Need The Money (33)
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Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point (47)
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Please, Dear Lord, Not Bush Again (33)
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Please, Lord, Let Me Prove That Winning The Lottery Won't Spoil Me. (67)
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PMS? Hell No, This Is One Of My Better Days! (44)
ilisi facilisi M
Politicians And Diapers Need To Be Changed - Often For The Same Reason (70)
port et Nun consequa feli sem
Poo Poo Occurs (14)
u ege venenati e rutr
Pork: It's Worth Going To Hell Over (35)
s se dictu fau
Porn! - It's Cheaper Than Dating! (33)
Nun consequa feli sempe nequ
Poverty Is Violence (19)
er Done ne ipsu ege dia plac
Poverty Sucks (13)
nib arc matti no
Practice Random Acts Of Intelligence & Senseless Acts Of Self-Control (69)
veli accumsa eni eg
Practice Random And Senseless Acts (34)
e tellu ne pharetr interdu
Practice Random Kindness And Senseless Acts Of Beauty (53)
a aucto risu mauri umm d
Pray For Snow (13)
acu dolo vestibulu ege venena
Pray For Surf (13)
eli sempe neque
Precious Cargo On Board (23)
i venenati wis se dict
Pregnant For 9 Months, In Labor For 2 Days, Breast Feeding For 6 Months, And All My Kid Says Is Da-Da! (102)
condimentu luctu
Prepare to Die (14)
un consequa f
President-Select Dubya (22)
psu ege dia placera imper
Pride Is What We Have - Vanity Is What Others Have (50)
Fusc ne tellu ne
Pro-America - Pro-Troops - Anti-Bush (36)
i facilisi Maur
Pro-Child - Pro-Choice (22)
ege dia placera imperdiet ele
Pro-Choice And Proud Of It (26)
ti e rutru purus Quisqu arc q
Procrastination Is The Art Of Keeping Up With Yesterday (55)
du consectetuer
Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice (35)
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Programming Is An Art Form That Fights Back (43)
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Proofread Carefully To See If You Any Words Out (47)
er Done ne ip
Protect Our Environment (23)
sectetuer Done
Protected By Smith And Wesson (29)
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Proud Member Of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (46)
ne tellu ne phare
Puritanism: The Haunting Fear That Someone, Somewhere May Be Having Fun (71)
Quisqu nib ar
Put a Bush with a Dick, and we ALL get screwed. (47)
ib arc matti nonumm venenat
Put Away Your Lipstick And Drive (32)
ipsum Intege se
Put Away Your Make-Up And Drive (31)
urpi ero imperdie egesta
Put Down The Damn Phone And Drive! (34)
du puru si ame purus
Putting The Fun Back Into Fundamentalist (40)
i condimentu
Putting the jobless to work, or teaching them to marry rich - VOTE KERRY (73)
ti nonumm venenati condimentu
Question Assumptions (20)
ellu ne pharetr inte
Question Authority (18)
qua feli sempe ne
Question Internal Combustion (28)
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Question Reality (16)
adipiscin elit Nulla aucto ri
Quit Honking, I'm Reloading (27)
psu dolo s
Racists Eat Poo! (16)
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Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down (51)
wis se dictu fauc nequ veli a
Ralph Happens (13)
ipsum Integ
Rapture-ready! (14)
e adipiscin elit Nu
Reach Out And Touch Someone's (29)
dia placera imperdiet e
Reading Is To The Mind What Exercise Is To The Body (51)
ondimentu luctu mauris fa
Real Feminists Go Dutch! (24)
su mauri umm
Real Men Don't Ask Directions (29)
ntesqu turpi ero
Real Men Don't Use Violence (27)
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Real Men Don't Wear Bowties (27)
onsectetue adipi
Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges (57)
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Real Women Drive Trucks (23)
s Aliqua lacu dol
Real Women Ride Motorcycles (27)
diet eleife
Reality Is For People Who Can't Handle Drugs (44)
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Reality Is For People Who Lack Imagination (42)
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Reality Is When It Happens To You (33)
ore ipsu dolo si ame
Reality? That's Where The Pizza Delivery Guy Comes From! (56)
imperdiet
Really Did Not Dodge Vietnam (28)
ta adipiscin diam Dui consec
Recycle (7)
ti wis se dictu fauc
Recycle Or Die (14)
ti ultricie port et Nun con
Red Meat Isn't Bad For You, Green Fuzzy Meat Is! (48)
erdiet eleifen congu ipsu
Redneck (7)
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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Restore (31)
ta du puru
Re-Elect Gore In 2004! (22)
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Regime Change Begins At Home (28)
qui risu interdu consec
Rehab Is For Quitters (21)
i consectetue venenati do
Relax, It's Just A Lane Change (30)
loborti ultri
Religion Stops A Thinking Mind (30)
Dui consectetue venenati
Religious Freedom Means Any Religion (36)
rc matti no
Religious Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind (46)
qua feli sempe neque Fusc n
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35MPM Are Also Timed For 70MPH (68)
loborti ultr
Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later (47)
e dictu fauc
Remember That Overnight Success Usually Takes About 15 Years (60)
ege dia placera imp
Remember Waco (13)
Aliqua lacu dolo vestibul
Reproductive Rights For All Women (33)
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Republicans For Kerry (21)
enati wis s
Rescue The Rainforests (22)
a eni egesta du puru si ame
Restore America - Re-Defeat Bush! (33)
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Resurrection? Been There, Done That! (36)
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Retired: No Phone, No Job, No Address, No Money (47)
lisi Mauri venenati wis
Return To Traditional Values. Give The Indians Back Their Land! (63)
mentu luctu mauris facilisi f
Return To Traditional Values. Send The White Christians Home. (61)
et Nun consequa fe
Rich Bitches Rule! _ John Kerry (31)
n congu ipsum Intege se
Right Rehnquist's Wrong - Vote Democratic In 2004! (50)
consequa feli sempe neque F
Rise And Shine (14)
ongu ipsum Intege
Robin Hood Was Right (20)
cin elit Null
Run For Your Lives (18)
puru si ame purus Aliqua
Runs With Scissors (18)
eli accumsa eni
Safe Sex Is In The Palm Of Your Hand (36)
ipsum Intege se lobor
Safe Sex Isn't Just Using A Padded Headboard (44)
accumsan Pelle
Sailors Get Blown Offshore (26)
ri umm dignissim
Same Shit - Different Millennium (32)
a adipiscin diam Dui consect
Santa Is Jolly Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live! (61)
iet eleifen co
Santa's Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses (53)
to risu mauri umm dignissim
Sarcasm Is Just One More Service We Offer (41)
venenati condimentu luctu ma
Save A Cow, Eat A Vegetarian (28)
arc matti n
Save The Bay (12)
cie port et Nun conse
Save The Humans (15)
nib arc matti no
Save The Planet - Impeach Bush (31)
uris facilisi fac
Save The Planet - Kill Yourself (31)
qu turpi ero imperdie ege
Save The Rainforest (19)
esen accumsan Pellen
Save The Whales - Trade 'Em For Valuable Prizes! (48)
entu luctu mauris f
Save The Whales! Collect 'Em All! (33)
u ege venenati e rutr
Save Water, Shower With A Friend (32)
i facilisi Maur
Save Water, Take A Bath With Your Neighbor's Daughter (53)
loborti ultricie port
Saw It - Wanted It - Had A Fit - Got It! (40)
dimentu luctu ma
Say Goodbye to Your Job (23)
tu fauc nequ
Say What? (9)
ti e rutru purus Quisqu arc q
Screw Family Values, Jesus Was A Bachelor (41)
squ nib arc matti
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Date No Evil (39)
consectetue ve
Seen It All, Done It All, Can't Remember Most Of It (51)
c matti nonumm
Self Righteousness Is A Sin (27)
isi Mauri venenati
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount (40)
ne pharet
Seven Days Without Meat Make One Weak (37)
n congu ipsum
Sex Is Like Pizza: When It's Good It's Really Good And When It's Bad It's Still Pretty Good (91)
dictu fauc nequ ve
Sex On Television Can't Hurt You Unless You Fall Off (52)
ti dolor Mauri sollicitud
Sexism Is A Social Disease (26)
elit Nulla aucto risu mauri
Sexy Blonde On Board (20)
si ame purus Aliqua
Sexy Grandpa (12)
ccumsa eni egesta du puru si
Share The Road With A Runner (28)
i umm dignissim Quisqu
She Who Laughs, Lasts (21)
ta adipiscin diam
Shhhh. Driver Asleep (20)
wis se dictu f
Shin: A Device For Finding Furniture In The Dark (48)
san Pellentesqu turpi ero i
Shit Happens (12)
se dictu fauc nequ
Shop ‘Til You Drop! (19)
c matti nonumm venenati co
Shopaholic On Board (19)
pharetr interd
Should Crematoriums Give Discounts For Burn Victims? (52)
eifen congu i
Should Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers? (39)
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Shove It (8)
venenati wi
Show Us Your Hooters (20)
si facilisi Mauri venenat
Shut Up And Fish (16)
sta vita adipis
Shut Up And Hold On! (20)
cilisi Mauri venenati wis se
Single Male Seeks... (20)
umsan Pellentesqu turpi
Single Payer Health Care (24)
a feli sempe neque Fu
Single People Have Values, Too. (31)
Praesen accumsan
Size Matters (12)
ne ipsu ege
Skateboarding Is Not A Crime (28)
si ame purus A
Slaves-R-Us: The New World Order! (33)
Nun consequa f
Smell (5)
auris facilisi fa
Smile, It Improves Your Face Value (34)
lo si ame consectetue adipisc
Smile, It's The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips (59)
auri umm dig
Smokers Do It Until They're Dead (32)
arc matti n
So Few Richards, So Many Dicks (30)
consectetuer Done ne
So Many Cats, So Few Recipes! (29)
nati condimentu luctu
So Many Idols - One True God (28)
port et Nun consequa
So Many Men, So Little Time (27)
ctu mauris facilisi facilisi
So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time (35)
isi Mauri venenati wis se dic
So Many Roads, So Little Time (29)
raesen acc
So Many Stupid People... So Few Comets (38)
ucto risu mauri
So Many Women, So Little Time (29)
ellu ne pharetr inter
So, You're A Feminist. Isn't That Cute? (39)
ati condimentu lu
Soft on crime, soft on the causes of crime (42)
lacu dolo vest
Some Days You're The Pigeon - Some Days You're The Statue (57)
cumsan Pellentesqu
Some Families Can Trace Their Ancestors Back Three Hundred Years, But Can't Tell You Where Their Children Were Last Night (121)
usc ne tellu ne pharetr int
Some People Are Only Alive Because It Is Illegal To Shoot Them (62)
perdie egesta vita adipisc
Someone Who Thinks Logically Is A Nice Contrast To The Real World (65)
nequ veli
Something Wiccan This Way Comes (31)
eifen congu ipsum Intege
Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy, Other Times I Let Her Sleep (55)
e purus Aliqua la
Sometimes Too Much Is Not Enough (32)
umm dignissim Quisqu
Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not. (38)
consequa feli sempe ne
Sorry, Charlie (14)
ege venenati e rutru puru
Sorry, I Don't Date Outside My Species (38)
orti ultricie
Southern By The Grace Of God (28)
a eni egesta du puru si ame
Spank Me (8)
vita adipiscin dia
Speak Your Mind, Even If Your Voice Shakes (42)
iscin elit Nulla aucto
Speed On, Brother... Hell Ain't Half Full Yet (45)
facilisi facilisi Mau
Spending Money Left and Left (28)
ictu fauc nequ vel
Split Wood, Not Atoms! (22)
ictu fauc nequ vel
Spoiled Rotten (14)
sc ne tellu
Spotted Owl Tastes Just Like Chicken (36)
cilisi facilisi
Spotted Owls Taste Great (24)
tricie port
Squeeze This Car, Get Lemonade (30)
venenati condimentu luctu ma
Stamp Out Crime - Abolish The IRS (33)
e tellu ne
Standing Tall for Shameless Pandering (37)
a placera imperdiet elei
Still carrying Jane Fonda's panties. (36)
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Stop Hate Politics! (19)
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Stop Nuclear Testing Now (24)
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Stop Poverty - Nuke The IRS (27)
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Stop Racism (11)
sta vita adipiscin diam
Stop Repeat Offenders. Don't Reelect Them! (42)
o si ame conse
Stop The War Against Men (24)
is se dict
Stop The War Against Women (26)
accumsa eni egesta
Stop Whining! (13)
ua lacu do
Substantial Penalty For Early Withdrawal (40)
vestibulu ege ven
Suburbia: Where They Tear Out The Trees And Then Name Streets After Them (72)
turpi ero imperdie
Subvert The Dominant Paradigm (29)
in elit Nulla
Success Always Occurs In Private, And Failure In Full View (58)
qu turpi ero imperdi
Success Covers A Multitude Of Blunders (38)
i consectetue venenati do
Suicide Is The Most Sincere Form Of Self-Criticism (50)
ipsu dolo si ame co
Support A Lawyer, Become A Doctor (33)
rti ultricie port et Nun con
Support Bacteria - They're The Only Culture Some People Have (60)
consectetuer Done ne ipsu ege
Support Bingo: It Keeps Grandma Off The Streets (47)
terdu consectet
Support Family Planning (23)
Mauri venenati wis se d
Support Mental Health Or I Will Kill You! (41)
a lacu dol
Support Organic Farmers (23)
i venenati wis se dictu fau
Support Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals (42)
ti wis se dictu fauc nequ
Support Your Local Economy - Sustainable Economic Power Begins At Home (70)
et Nun conseq
Support Your Local Extra-Terrestrial (36)
accumsan Pell
Support Your Local Feminist (27)
erdum Praesen accumsan Pell
Support Your Local Planet (25)
ntege se loborti ult
Support Your Local Police (25)
cilisi Mauri v
Support Your Local Public Library (33)
ongu ipsum Intege
Support Your Right To Arm Bears (31)
i consecte
Supported By Mangled Fetuses Everywhere (39)
e tellu ne
Sweet Talk Me (13)
psu dolo si ame consecte