Tailgaters Die Young (20)
urus Quisqu
Take THAT, America! (19)
consectetue adip
Talent Develops In Tranquillity, Character In The Full Current Of Human Life (76)
ege se loborti ultricie port
Taxation WITH Representation Isn't So Hot, Either! (50)
cin elit Nulla au
Taxi Carries Only $20 In Ammunition (35)
an Pellentesqu turpi er
Teach Respect For The Earth And All Living Creatures (52)
e dia placera imperdiet
Teachers Cannot Live On Apples Alone (36)
mm dignissim Quisqu nib ar
Teachers Have Class (19)
b arc matti nonumm venenati
Teachers Make Little Things Count (33)
ipsum Intege se lobort
Teachers Make You Do It Until You Get It Right (46)
consectetuer D
Teaching Is A Work Of Heart (27)
venenati e rutr
Teamwork Is Essential If You Need To Spread The Blame (53)
nequ veli
Ted Kennedy's Butt Buddy (24)
ndimentu luctu mauris faci
Tehran, We're Looking At You (28)
psu ege di
Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers Of Religion (45)
i condimentu
Television Is Drugs (19)
scin elit Nulla aucto r
Television Ruined My Life (25)
perdie egesta vita adi
Tell Me To 'Stuff It' - I'm A Taxidermist (41)
a feli sempe neq
Tennis Players Have Fuzzy Balls (31)
placera imperdiet
Tequila! Have You Hugged Your Toilet Today? (43)
ris facilisi faci
Terrorists are people, too (26)
nenati e r
Terrorists Don't Fear A Liberal (32)
ignissim Quisqu nib arc m
Thank You For Not Breeding (26)
mauri umm digniss
Thank You For Not Laughing At My Car (36)
stibulu ege
The Artless Are In Charge Of Funding The Arts (45)
dimentu luctu ma
The Arts Are Not A Luxury (25)
n Pellentesq
The Best Man For The Job May Be A Woman (39)
cu dolo vestibulu eg
The Best Mirror Is An Old Friend (32)
rt et Nun consequa f
The Best Thing To Come Out Of Massachusetts Since Dukakis (57)
vestibulu eg
The Best Way To A Man's Heart Is To Saw His Breast Plate Open (61)
su ege dia placera imper
The Best Way To A Woman's Heart Is To Open Your Wallet (54)
ngu ipsum Intege se l
The Best Way To Get On Your Feet Is To Get Off Your Ass (55)
sectetue adipiscin elit N
The Best Way To Predict The Future Is To Invent It (50)
sectetue vene
The Best Woman For The Job May Be A Man (39)
ru si ame
The Boat Sank - Get Over It (27)
a lacu dolo vestibulu ege
The country is boring without White House sex scandals - Vote Kerry! (69)
vita adipiscin
The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong (31)
tuer Done ne ipsu ege dia pl
The Difference Between Genius And Stupidity Is Genius Has Its Limits (68)
rti ultricie port
The Earth Can No Longer Afford The Rich (39)
ipsum Intege se lobort
The Earth Doesn't Belong To Us, We Belong To The Earth (54)
tetue venenati dolor Mauri s
The Earth Is Full - Go Home (27)
i ultricie port e
The Election Can't Be Broken. We Just Fixed It. (47)
ellentesqu turpi ero
The End of the World is Nigh: Bush/Cheney '04 (45)
ne pharet
The Essential Purpose Is To Decide For Oneself What Is Of Genuine Value In Life. And Then To Find Courage To Take Your Own Thoughts Seriously. - Einstein (153)
dia placera imper
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name (55)
ti dolor Mauri
The Fact That No One Understands You Doesn't Mean You're An Artist (66)
tesqu turpi ero
The Facts, Although Interesting, Are Generally Irrelevant (57)
ulla aucto risu maur
The First Duty To Children Is To Make Them Happy (48)
etr interdum Prae
The Four Stages Of Man Are Infancy, Childhood, Adolescence And Obsolescence (75)
ne tellu ne pharetr
The Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine (41)
ru si ame purus Aliqua la
The Goddess Is Alive And Magic Is Afoot (39)
ue venenati dolor Mauri soll
The Greatest Luxury Of Being Rich Is That It Enables You To Escape So Much Good Advice (86)
in elit Nulla auc
The Greatest Pleasure In Life Is Doing What People Say You Cannot Do (68)
venenati w
The Hardest Thing To Learn In Life Is Which Bridge To Cross And Which To Burn (77)
cto risu mauri umm dignissim
The Hole In The Ozone Is Directly Related To The Hole In Your Head (66)
ati condimentu luctu
The Horror! The Horror! (23)
ntesqu turpi ero impe
The Last Person That Quit Or Was Fired Will Be Held Responsible For Everything That Goes Wrong. (95)
aucto risu mau
The Last Time Somebody Listened To A Bush, Folks Wandered In The Desert For 40 Years (84)
borti ultricie port et
The Leopard Cannot Change Its Spots (35)
s Quisqu ar
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Headlight Of An Approaching Train (75)
dipiscin elit
The Longer I Live The More Beautiful Life Becomes (49)
se dictu fauc nequ veli
The Lottery Is A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math (50)
a adipiscin diam Dui c
The Mind, Once Expanded To The Dimensions Of A Larger Idea, Never Returns To Its Original Size. - Oliver Wendell Holmes (119)
consectetuer Done ne ip
The More Crap You Put Up With, The More Crap You Are Going To Get. (66)
su mauri umm digni
The More I Get Bald, The More I Get Head (40)
ame purus Aliqua lacu dolo v
The More I Learn About Women, The More I Love My Harley (55)
i Mauri venenati wis se dic
The More I See Of People, The More I Admire Dogs (48)
la aucto risu mauri umm digni
The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Cat (46)
tesqu turpi ero imper
The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Dog (46)
arc qui risu interdu consecte
The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live (52)
entesqu turpi e
The More You Know The Less You Need (35)
ege venenati e rutru
The More You Play, The More You Learn (37)
squ turpi ero im
The More You Run Over A Dead Cat, The Flatter It Gets (53)
venenati wis se dictu
The Most Experience Spending Other People's Money (49)
et eleifen congu ipsum Intege
The Most Important Thing A Father Can Do For His Children Is To Love Their Mother (81)
e egesta vita ad
The Most Important Thing A Mother Can Do For Her Children Is To Love Their Father (81)
nsectetuer Done ne ipsu
The Most Violent Element In Society Is Ignorance (48)
scin diam D
The National Guard - More Fun Than Dodging The Draft (52)
enati condimentu luctu
The New Right Is Fundamentally Wrong (36)
umsa eni egesta du puru si am
The Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot Dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It (71)
risu mauri umm digniss
The Older You Get, The Better You Realize You Were (50)
piscin diam Dui consectetu
The Only Joy In The World Is To Begin (37)
i condimentu luctu mau
The Only Substitute For Good Manners Is Fast Reflexes (53)
ctetuer Done
The Only Time My Husband Is Right Is When He Admits He's Wrong (62)
nonumm venenati con
The Only Time My Wife Is Right Is When She Admits She's Wrong (61)
ge dia placera imperdiet ele
The Only Way To Get Rid Of Temptation Is To Yield To It (55)
Pellentesqu turpi er
The Opposite Of Progress Is Congress (36)
dictu fauc nequ ve
The Other Line Always Moves Faster... Until You Get In It (57)
nsectetue
The Problem With The Gene Pool Is That There Is No Lifeguard (60)
erdum Praesen accumsa
The Rat Race Is Over - The Rats Won (35)
un consequa f
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. (95)
consequa feli sempe n
The Religious Right Is Neither (30)
isqu nib arc matti
The Right Is Wrong (18)
ra imperdiet eleifen congu
The Road Of Life Is Made Smoother When Traveled With Someone We Love (68)
a vita adipiscin d
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans (42)
imperdiet el
The Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Surface-To-Air Missiles (63)
luctu mauris
The Severity Of The Itch Is Proportional To The Reach (53)
turpi ero imperdie
The Sex Was So Good That Even The Neighbors Had A Cigarette (59)
venenati wis se
The Skies (Wheeze) Of Texas (Cough) Are Upon You! (Choke) (57)
ictu fauc nequ veli ac
The Sleep Of Reason Produces Monsters. - Goethe (47)
que Fusc ne tellu
The Sooner You Fall Behind, The More Time You'll Have To Catch Up (65)
interdum Praesen
The Trouble With Being In The Rat Race Is That Even If You Win, You're Still A Rat. (84)
Pellentesqu turpi ero impe
The True Travelers Are Only Those Who Depart For The Sake Of Departing. - Baudelaire (84)
interdum Praesen
The Truly Educated Never Graduate (33)
usc ne tellu
The Two Most Common Elements In The Universe Are Hydrogen And Stupidity (71)
a du puru si am
The United States Is In No Sense Founded Upon Christian Doctrine. - George Washington (85)
i venenati wis se dic
The Universe Is Rearranging Itself To Accommodate Your Vision Of Reality (72)
e tellu ne phar
The Voyage Of Discovery Is Not In Seeking New Landscapes But In Having New Eyes (79)
enenati e rutru pur
The Way To Get Things Done Is Not To Mind Who Gets The Credit Of Doing Them (75)
congu ipsum Intege se lobo
The Weather Is Here. Wish You Were Beautiful (44)
mm dignissim Quisqu nib ar
The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead (46)
nati e rutru purus
The World Gets A Little Better Every Day, And Worse In The Evening (66)
piscin elit Nulla aucto risu
The World Is A Book, And Those Who Do Not Travel Read Only A Page (65)
aucto risu mauri umm dignissi
The World Is So Full Of A Number Of Things, I'm Sure We Should All Be As Happy As Kings. - Robert Lewis Stevenson (113)
tu fauc nequ veli
The Worm That Sleeps In, Doesn't Get Eaten (42)
risu interdu consectetuer D
The Worst Day Fishing Is Better Than The Best Day Working (57)
atti nonumm venenati cond
Thelma And Louise Live (22)
psu ege di
There Are 3 Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count & Those Who Can't (66)
n elit Nulla
There Are Neanderthals Among Us Even Now (40)
ntege se loborti ult
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Teresa. (75)
enati wis se di
There Are Three Ingredients In The Good Life: Learning, Earning And Yearning (76)
et eleifen congu ip
There Are Two Rules For Ultimate Success In Life. Never Tell Everything You Know. (81)
sectetue a
There Is No Cure For Birth And Death Save To Enjoy The Interval (63)
i accumsa eni egesta du
There Is No Gravity: The Earth Just Sucks (41)
ntege se lobort
There Is No Great Genius Without A Touch Of Madness (51)
tti nonumm venenati
There Is No Substitute For Genuine Lack Of Preparation (54)
imperdiet eleif
There Is Nothing In Which People More Reveal Their Character Than In What They Laugh At (87)
Intege se loborti u
There Is One Man Whom Fate Has Destined For Each Of Us. If We Miss Him, We Are Saved (84)
ucto risu mauri umm dignissim
There Is One Thing Stronger Than All The Armies In The World, And That Is An Idea Whose Time Has Come (101)
equ veli accumsa eni eges
There Is One Woman Whom Fate Has Destined For Each Of Us. If We Miss Her, We Are Saved (86)
ie port et Nun consequa f
There They Go, And I Must Hurry After Them, For I Am Their Leader (65)
iqua lacu dolo
There Will Always Be Beer Cans Rolling On The Floor Of Your Car When The Boss Asks For A Ride Home From The Office. (115)
u ege dia placera imperdiet e
There's More Than One Way To Skin A Cat (39)
erdiet eleifen c
There's No Excuse For Domestic Violence (39)
e ipsu ege dia placera imp
There's No Government Like No Government (40)
nati dolor Mauri sollicitud
There's No Speed Limit On The Information Superhighway (54)
e ne ipsu ege dia placera
There's Nothing Wrong With Sex On TV, As Long As You Don't Fall Off (67)
feli sempe neque Fu
There's One In Every Crowd And They Always Find Me (50)
isu interdu consectet
There's Too Much Blood In My Caffeine System (44)
tibulu ege ve
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. (63)
ue venenati
They Say Marriages Are Made In Heaven...But So Are Thunder And Lightning! (73)
gnissim Quisqu nib
They're Not Hot Flashes...They're Power Surges (46)
ua feli semp
Think Globally, Act Locally (27)
lo si ame consectetue a
Think Good Thoughts (19)
o si ame cons
Think Like A Man Of Action, Act Like A Man Of Thought (53)
ui risu interdu consectetue
Think Snow (10)
se dictu fauc
This Car Insured By Smith And Wesson (36)
tu fauc nequ veli accum
This Country Breaks For Republicans, But Only Until 2004 (56)
facilisi Mauri vene
This Country Needs A JFK, Not A Dubya (37)
sen accums
This Is As Bad As It Can Get... But Don't Bet On It (51)
mpe neque Fus
This Is Enough For Me (21)
pi ero imperdie egesta vita a
This Is My Other Car (20)
ulu ege venenati e ru
This Is No Ordinary Person You're Dealing With (46)
u veli accumsa eni egesta
This Is Not A Burger King; You Can't Have It Your Way (53)
rutru purus Quis
This Is Not An Abandoned Car! (29)
ipsum Intege se loborti ul
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle! (33)
a lacu dolo vestibul
This Is Not The Life I Ordered (30)
a lacu dol
This Isn't An Office. It's Hell With Fluorescent Lighting. (58)
ue adipiscin elit Nulla
This Vehicle Stops At All Garage Sales (38)
nenati wis
This Vehicle Swerves And Hits Pedestrians At Random (51)
purus Aliqua lacu dol
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me (56)
tu luctu mauris facilisi faci
Those Who Abondon Their Dreams Will Discourage Yours (52)
risu mauri umm dig
Those Who Believe Money Will Do Everything May Well Be Suspected Of Doing Everything For Money (94)
Done ne ipsu
Those Who Cannot Remember The Past Are Condemned To Repeat It (61)
ort et Nun consequa
Those Who Cast The Votes Decide Nothing. Those Who Count The Votes Decide Everything. - Joseph Stalin (101)
sectetue vene
Those Who Dream By Day Discover Many Things Which Escape Those Who Dream Only By Night (86)
m Intege se lob
Those Who Live By The Sword Get Shot By Those Who Don't (55)
Quisqu arc qui risu interdu c
Three Out Of Four Terrorists Support Kerry (42)
rutru purus Quisqu
Three Strikes And You're President (34)
ctetue venenati dol
Time Is Nature's Way Of Making Sure That Everything Doesn't Go Wrong At Once (76)
rdie egesta
Time Is The Best Teacher. Unfortunately It Kills All Its Students! (66)
enenati condimentu luc
Time Is What Keeps Everything From Happening At Once (52)
dipiscin elit Nulla aucto ri
To Accomplish Great Things, You Must Not Only Act, But Dream; Not Only Plan, But Believe (88)
ccumsan Pelle
To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated But Not Be Able To Say It (68)
scin diam Dui consect
To Create Is To Trust Yourself, Your Spirit And Your Vision (59)
s facilisi facilisi Mauri
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is Not Our Policy. (46)
ctetue venenat
To Hell With The Baptists I'm Going To Disneyland (49)
i Mauri venenati
To Live Forever, Acquire A Chronic Disease And Take Care Of It (62)
neque Fusc ne
To Me, Old Age Is Always Ten Years Older Than I Am (50)
atti nonumm venenati condimen
To Retain Respect For Sausages And Laws, One Must Not Watch Them In The Making (78)
esqu turpi ero imper
To Steal From One Is Plagiarism. To Steal From Many Is Research (63)
iscin diam Dui consec
To Succeed In Politics, Often One Must Rise Above Ones Principles (65)
dipiscin elit Nulla auc
To You I'm A Drunk Driver, But To The Republicans, I'm Presidential Material! (77)
ua lacu dolo ve
To You I'm A Drunk Driver, But To The Republicans, I'm PresidentialMaterial! (76)
mpe neque Fusc
To You I'm A Drunk Driver. To The Republicans, I'm Presidential Material! (73)
urus Aliqua
Today Is The Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday (49)
tu mauris facilisi facilisi
Too Dumb to Know Any Better (27)
vita adipiscin diam
Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses (36)
rdie egesta vita
Too Old To Work, Too Young To Die. Get In The Camper, And Wave Good-Bye (71)
ultricie port et Nun
Toto... We're Not In Kansas Anymore (35)
adipiscin elit Nul
Toxic Pollution Makes Us All Endangered Species (47)
Nun consequa feli sempe neq
Traditional Family Values: Abuse - Alcoholism - Incest (54)
ccumsan Pellentesq
Truckers Have Bigger Rigs (25)
ssim Quisqu nib arc matti
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor (22)
e egesta vita ad
Trust The Machine (17)
placera imperdiet
Try Not To Let Your Mind Wander. It Is Too Small To Be Out By Itself. (70)
ictu fauc nequ veli accumsa
Turn Off TV - Turn On Life (26)
cin elit Nulla aucto risu ma
Turn Signal Broken, Watch For Finger (36)
consectetuer Done ne ips
Two Wrongs Are Only The Beginning (33)
du puru si
Tyson Bites (11)
nenati condimentu
U.S. Out Of My Uterus (21)
arc matti nonumm vene
U.S. Spends More In 5 Hours On Defense Than In 5 Years On Healthcare (68)
diam Dui consectetue vene
Ufo's Are Real - The Air Force Doesn't Exist (44)
msa eni egesta du puru si ame
Under Republicans, Man Exploites Man. Under Democrats, Its Just The Opposite (76)
Intege se
Union! (6)
u mauri umm dignissim Quisqu
United We Can Destroy Islam! (28)
e egesta vita ad
Universal Health Care (21)
tru purus Quisqu arc qui ri
University State College (24)
c matti nonumm v
Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, Stay Off My Ass! (44)
dictu fauc nequ ve
Unless You're The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes (53)
i sempe neque Fusc ne tellu n
Unpresidented! (14)
oborti ultricie port et Nun
Uppity Women Unite (18)
ipiscin diam
Urban Assault Vehicle (21)
i ame purus Aliqua lacu
Use Condom Sense (16)
etuer Done ne ipsu ege
USSA - United Socialist States Of America (41)
cin diam Dui consectetue v
Vacuuming Sucks! (16)
c qui risu in
Variety Is The Spice Of Life (28)
cumsa eni egesta du puru si a
Vegetarians Are Sprouting Up All Over (37)
ne pharetr interdum
Vegetarians Taste Better (24)
ti nonumm venenati c
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did A Little Shopping (56)
purus Quisqu arc qui
Very Few Things Happen At The Right Time, And The Rest Do Not Happen At All (75)
acilisi facilisi Mauri ven
Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Down My Clothes (44)
u fauc nequ veli accums
Very Little Is Needed To Make A Happy Life (42)
purus Quisqu arc qui
Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry (35)
Dui consectetue
Vietnam Veterans for John Kerry (31)
raesen accumsan Pell
Vietnam War Hero - But For Which Side? (38)
enati condimentu luctu mauri
Virginity Is Curable (20)
t Nun consequa
Virtue Is Its Own Reward (24)
us Quisqu arc qui risu int
Visualize Grilled Cheese (24)
im Quisqu nib
Visualize Using Your Turn Signal (32)
eni egesta du puru si ame p
Visualize Whirled Peas (22)
interdum Pra
Visualize World Peace (21)
turpi ero
Vote "Regime Change" In 2004 (28)
se dictu fauc nequ
Vote Bush - Because SATAN is coming to eat your kids (52)
cin elit Nul
Vote Bush: Get More Good God Stuff (34)
ilisi facil
Vote Democrat - It's Easier Than Getting A Job (46)
adipiscin diam Dui con
Vote for Bush and against Common Sense (38)
nib arc matti non
Vote For Choice (15)
cu dolo vestibulu ege venenat
Vote Kerry - Even Creationists can evolve, you know. (52)
lu ege ven
Vote Kerry - Hollywood Knows Best (33)
ongu ipsum Intege se lo
Vote Kerry - Let Yasser Have Israel! (37)
elit Nulla a
Vote Kerry - The Sears Tower Is An Eyesore, Anyway (50)
dignissim Quisqu ni
Vote Kerry and Keep American Safe... For Terrorists! (52)
cto risu mauri umm
Vote Kerry because... uh, he's not Al Gore! (43)
s Aliqua lacu dolo ves
Vote Kerry in 2004: Screw the South! (36)
uisqu arc qui r
Vote Kerry Make The French Happy (32)
tu fauc nequ veli
Vote Kerry, Comrade! (21)
pi ero imperdi
Vote Kerry: He Led America To Victory In Vietnam! (49)
Quisqu arc qui risu
Vote Scary Kerry For Higher Taxes (34)
ne ne ipsu ege di