Voting for both sides of an issue since 1982! (45)
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Waffles And Ketchup Anyone? (27)
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Walk In Balance (15)
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Want To Sleep With A '10'? Drink A Six-Pac And Take Home A '4'! (63)
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Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship (41)
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War Is Insane - So Are The Folks That Advocate It! (50)
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War Is The Real Enemy (21)
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Warning! Driver Is Blonde And Will Change Her Mind Without Warning!!! (69)
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Warning! Driver Only Carries $20 In Ammunition (46)
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Warning: I Drive Like You Do! (29)
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Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It (52)
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Warning: We Smokers Have Determined That Your Bitching May Be Hazardous To Your Health (86)
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Wassup? (7)
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Watch For Finger (16)
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Watch My Rear, Not Hers (23)
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Watch Witch On Duty! (20)
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We All Live Downstream (22)
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We All Live Downwind (20)
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We Are Born Naked, Wet, And Hungry. Then Things Get Worse (57)
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We Are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated (63)
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We Are What We Believe (22)
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We Can Detain You, You Know (27)
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We Can do Better than Bush (26)
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We Don't Have A Town Drunk, We Take Turns (41)
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We Don't Stop Playing Because We Grow Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing (78)
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We Hate Poor People (19)
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We Have Enough Youth, How About A Fountain Of Smart? (52)
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We Have The Best Congress Money Can Buy (39)
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We Need A Leader Who Will Tell Us What We Want To Hear - Vote Kerry! (69)
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We Need a President whose mother mated with a horse. (52)
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We Need Change, And Nobody Changes More Than Kerry! (51)
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We Teach People How To Remember, We Never Teach Them How To Grow (64)
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We Won't Go Back, Keep Abortion Safe And Legal (46)
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Wear Short Sleeves! Support Your Right To Bare Arms! (52)
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Welcome To [State], Now Go Home! (32)
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Welcome To Colorado - Now Go Home (33)
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We'll Turn San Francisco Into a Parking Lot (43)
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Well, Duh! (10)
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Well, This Day Was A Total Waste Of Makeup (42)
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We're Coming For You Next (25)
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We're Gonna Party Like It's 1969 (32)
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We're Spending Our Kid's Inheritance (36)
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We're taking your guns away (27)
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We're Watching You. So Vote Bush. (33)
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What Am I? Flypaper For Freaks!? (32)
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What Are You Looking At? (24)
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What Do You Do When You See And Endangered Animal Eating An Endangered Plant? (77)
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What Do You Mean I Can't Pay Off My Visa With My Mastercard? (60)
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What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice? (51)
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What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull (47)
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What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About? (47)
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What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions? (45)
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What Is A "Free" Gift ? Aren't All Gifts Free? (46)
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What Is It About My Bumper That Attracts Tailgaters? (52)
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What Part Of "No" Don't You Understand? (39)
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What Popular Vote? (18)
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What The Hell, It Runs (22)
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What Was The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread? (44)
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What We Learn With Pleasure We Never Forget (43)
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What Wisdom Can You Find Greater Than Kindness (46)
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Whatever (8)
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Whatever Does Not Destroy Me Makes Me Stronger (46)
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Whatever Kind Of Look You Were Going For, You Didn't Succeed (60)
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Whatever you believe, I do, too - Kerry '04 (44)
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Whatever's cool with you guys - KERRY 2004 (43)
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What's Another Word For Thesaurus? (34)
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What's The Cost Of An Abortion? One Human Life (46)
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When A Man Has A Birthday He Takes A Day Off, But When A Woman Has A Birthday She Takes A Year Off (98)
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When A Man Holds A Woman's Hand Before Marriage, It's Love. After Marriage, It's Self-Defense! (94)
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When All Think Alike, No One Thinks Very Much (45)
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When Companies Ship Styrofoam, What Do They Pack It In? (55)
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When Did My Wild Oats Turn In To Shredded Wheat? (48)
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When Everything's Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane (59)
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When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Diesel (36)
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When I Play With My Cat, Is She Just Passing Time With Me? (58)
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When I'm Not In My Right Mind, My Left Mind Gets Pretty Crowded (63)
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When In Trouble, When In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout (64)
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When Religion Ruled The World They Called It The Dark Ages (58)
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When The Bosses Talk About Improving Productivity, They Are Never Talking About Themselves. (91)
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When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is Empty (45)
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When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going! (47)
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When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Go Shopping! (49)
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When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro! (46)
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When We Are Unable To Find Tranquility Within Ourselves, It Is Useless To Seek It Elsewhere (91)
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When You Cease To Dream, You Cease To Live (42)
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When You Do A Good Deed, Get A Receipt, In Case Heaven Is Like The IRS (70)
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When You Don't Know What To Do, Walk Fast And Look Worried. (59)
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When You Open A Bag Of Cotton Balls, Is The Top One Meant To Be Removed? (72)
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When Your Memory Goes, You Can Forget It (40)
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When You're In Love, You're At The Mercy Of A Stranger (54)
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When You're Over The Hill, Your Speed Picks Up (46)
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Whenever I Feel Like Exercise, I Lie Down Until The Feeling Passes (66)
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Where Do Forest Rangers Go To Get Away From It All? (51)
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Where Is Al Gore Now That We Need Him? (38)
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Where The Hell Is Easy Street? (30)
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Where There's A Will, I Want To Be In It! (41)
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Where There's A Witch,There's A Way (35)
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Where's The Messiah When We Need Her (36)
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Wherever You Go... There You Are! (33)
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Whether You Think That You Can, Or That You Can't, You Are Usually Right (72)
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Which Came First? The Woman Or The Department Store? (52)
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Which Twin Has The Toni? (24)
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Whisper My Favorite Words: I'll Buy It For You (46)
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White Trash (11)
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Who Are These Kids And Why Are They Calling Me Mom? (51)
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Who Is This Chad Guy And Why Is He Pregnant? (44)
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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? (32)
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Who Owns You? (13)
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Who Punched The Chads Out? Whoo Whoo Whoo! (42)
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Who Took The Fun Out Of Fundamentalists (39)
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Whom Would Jesus Bomb? (22)
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Why Am I The Only One On The Planet Who Knows How To Drive (58)
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Why Be Born Again When You Can Just Grow Up? (44)
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Why Be Normal? (14)
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Why Can't I Be Rich And Good Looking? (37)
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Why Did Kamikaze Pilots Wear Helmets? (37)
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Why Do People With Closed Minds Always Open Their Mouths? (57)
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Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name? (46)
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Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them? (80)
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Why Do They Put Braille On The Drive-Through Bank Machines? (59)
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Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People To Show That Killing People Is Wrong? (75)
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Why Doesn't Glue Stick To The Inside Of The Bottle? (51)
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Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains? (37)
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Why I Can't Be Rich Instead Of Good Looking? (44)
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Why Is "Abbreviation" Such A Long Word? (39)
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Why Is Bra Singular And Panties Plural? (39)
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Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them? (58)
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Why Me? (7)
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Why would people who expect Armageddon care about the environment? (66)
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Why would people who wait for the Rapture care about a deficit? (63)
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Wife's A Bitch (14)
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Wild Women Don't Get The Blues (30)
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Will Rogers Never Met George W. (31)
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Will Work For Ammo (18)
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Will Work For Food - Will Beg For Sex (37)
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Willing And Still Able (22)
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Wink, I'll Do The Rest! (23)
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Winning Isn't Everything... It's The Only Thing! (48)
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Witch Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad (44)
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Witches Are Crafty People (25)
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Witches Do It In Circles (24)
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With Guns, Trucks, And Beer, Who Needs Women? (45)
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Woman Come And Go, But You Can Rely On A Truck (46)
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Women Are Great Leaders - You're Following One (46)
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Women Democrates Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!) (63)
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Women Like Silent Men, They Think They're Listening (51)
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Women Like You Made Me This Way (31)
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Women Republicans Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!) (64)
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Women Unite - Take Back The Night (33)
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Women Who Seek To Be Equal To Men Lack Ambition (47)
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Women's Virtue Is Man's Greatest Invention (42)
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Work Harder. Millions On Welfare Depend On You! (47)
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Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish (45)
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World Leaders For Kerry (23)
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Worry About Your Own Damn Family Values! (40)
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Wouldn't You Rather Be Riding A Mule On Molokai? (48)
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Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts! (29)
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Wrinkles Should Merely Indicate Where The Smiles Have Been (58)
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Yellow Cat, Black Cat, As Long As It Catches Mice, It Is A Good Cat (67)
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Yes I Am An Agent Of Satan, But My Duties Are Largely Ceremonial (64)
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Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road (54)
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Yesterday Is A Memory, Tomorrow Is A Vision. Today Is A Bitch! (62)
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Yield To The Princess (21)
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You Always Get A Better Model If You Just Wait A Little Longer (62)
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You Are Always Doing Something Marginal When The Boss Drops By Your Desk. (73)
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You Are Depriving Some Poor Village Of Its Idiot (48)
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You Are Free To Leave (21)
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You Are Loved (13)
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You Are Not What You Own (24)
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You Are Validating My Inherent Mistrust Of Strangers (52)
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You Are What You Eat, But I'm Not One To Brood. The Minute I Heard It, I Ate Pretty Food! (89)
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You Can Always Tell A Harvard Man, But You Can't Tell Him Much (62)
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You Can Go Anywhere You Want If You Look Serious And Carry A Clipboard. (71)
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You Can't Be First, But You Could Be Next (41)
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You Can't Beat A Woman (22)
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You Can't Tell Which Way The Train Went By Looking At The Track (63)
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You Can't Unscramble An Egg (27)
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You Couldn't Pour Water Out Of A Boot With Instructions On The Heel (67)
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You decide, I agree - Vote Kerry (32)
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You Don't Have All Your Dogs On One Leash (41)
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You Fell Out Of The Stupid Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down (69)
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You Have An Intellect Rivaled Only By Garden Tools (50)
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You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up! (55)
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You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted, Then Used Against You (94)
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You Have To Be Real Secure To Be Seen In A Car Like This (56)
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You Look Like Shit. Is That The Style Now? (42)
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You May Be Disappointed If You Fail, But You Are Doomed If You Don't Try (72)
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You Never Really Learn To Swear Until You Learn To Drive (56)
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You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing (41)
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You Sound Reasonable. Time To Up The Medication. (48)
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You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face (35)
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You! Off My Planet! (19)
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool! (26)
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Young At Heart. Slightly Older In Other Places. (47)
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Your Body Is A Temple - Mine's An Amusement Park (48)
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Your College Sucks (18)
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Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot! (59)
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Your Kid's An Honor Student, But You're A Moron (47)
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Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life (33)
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Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice! (63)
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Your Ridiculous Little Opinion Has Been Noted (45)
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Your Tailgating Intimidation Is Wasted On My Cruise Control (59)
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You're A Feminist? Isn't That Cute! (35)
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You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me (56)
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You're Lost. Get Over It! (25)
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You're Never Too Old To Learn (29)
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You're Old When You Forget How To Start Your Rocking Chair (58)
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You're Proof That Evolution Can Go In Reverse (45)
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You're Under Too Much Stress When You Wake Up Screaming And You Haven't Even Fallen Asleep Yet (94)
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Zero To Naked In 5.2 Beers! (27)
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