All Our Problems Begin With Men (31)
i accumsa eni e
Allow Me To Introduce My Selves (31)
Aliqua lacu
Bottomless Pit Of Needs & Wants (31)
nsequa feli sempe
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde (31)
en congu ipsu
Caution: Driver Applying Makeup (31)
ia placera imperdiet ele
Demons Are A Ghouls Best Friend (31)
acera imperdiet eleifen cong
Do I Look Like A People Person? (31)
ti condimentu luctu ma
Don't Drive Under The Influence (31)
sen accums
Editing Is A Rewording Activity (31)
u ne pharetr interdu
Four more wars! Four more wars! (31)
elit Nulla
Grandma And Grandpa's Playhouse (31)
ame purus Aliqua l
Have You Felt Your Fuzzy Today? (31)
s se dictu fau
Have You Hugged Your Kid Today? (31)
facilisi Mauri venenati w
Honk If You Slept With Clinton! (31)
isi Mauri venenati wis se dic
I am in shape. Round's a shape. (31)
an Pellentesqu turpi er
I Brake Just For The Hell Of It (31)
s Quisqu ar
I Break Just Like A Little Girl (31)
ege venenati e rutru
I'm O.K., God Doesn't Make Junk (31)
un consequa f
Iraq isn't your ranch, Mr. Bush (31)
adipiscin elit Nul
John Kerry - Billionaire Gigolo (31)
i ultricie port et Nun cons
Kerry: Catholic When It Counts! (31)
mm venenati co
Let's Make America More French! (31)
ege venenati e rutru purus
Life Is Short. Don't Be A Dick! (31)
etue adipiscin elit
Mothering Is A Proud Profession (31)
oborti ultricie port et Nun
My Parents Think I'm In College (31)
n congu ipsum Inte
My President Is Charlton Heston (31)
sta vita a
Not So Close, I Hardly Know You (31)
facilisi facilisi
Put Away Your Make-Up And Drive (31)
urpi ero imperdie egesta
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Restore (31)
ta du puru
Rich Bitches Rule! _ John Kerry (31)
n congu ipsum Intege se
Save The Planet - Impeach Bush (31)
uris facilisi fac
Save The Planet - Kill Yourself (31)
qu turpi ero imperdie ege
Single People Have Values, Too. (31)
Praesen accumsan
Something Wiccan This Way Comes (31)
eifen congu ipsum Intege
Support Your Right To Arm Bears (31)
i consecte
Tennis Players Have Fuzzy Balls (31)
placera imperdiet
The Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong (31)
tuer Done ne ipsu ege dia pl
Vietnam Veterans for John Kerry (31)
raesen accumsan Pell
Will Rogers Never Met George W. (31)
arc matti nonumm venenati
Women Like You Made Me This Way (31)
in elit Nulla aucto ris
Against Abortion? Don't Have One (32)
si ame consec
Are Our Knuckles Dragging Again? (32)
e consectetue adi
Better Bush Than Kluwless Kerry (32)
perdiet ele
Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel (32)
cilisi Mauri venena
Bush/Cheney: Medieval, But fair. (32)
luctu mauris facilisi facili
Corduroy Pillows Make Headlines! (32)
urus Quisqu arc qui r
Do, Or Do Not. There Is No "Try" (32)
interdum Praesen accumsan P
Don't Waste Our Future - Recycle (32)
Nun consequa feli sempe
Elitism...It's Not For Everyone! (32)
e loborti ultr
Enough With The Ribbons Already! (32)
lacu dolo
Every Mother Is A Working Mother (32)
dolo si ame consectetue
Fight Air Pollution. Get A Horse (32)
u ipsum Inte
Forty Isn't Old If You're A Tree (32)
era imperdiet eleifen
Grow Your Own Dope. Plant A Man. (32)
pi ero imperdi
Gun Owners Do It With More Bang! (32)
imentu luctu mauris
Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet (32)
umsan Pellentesqu turpi ero
I Don't Eat Anything With A Face (32)
aretr interdum Prae
I Love Animals, They Taste Great (32)
ulla aucto
I'd Kill For A Nobel Peace Prize (32)
tege se loborti ultricie
If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old (32)
ctu fauc nequ
If you loved Karter, vote Kerry (32)
i Mauri venenati wis se
I'm Not Tailgating, I'm Drafting (32)
du consectetuer
Kids Need Encouragement Everyday (32)
entesqu turpi ero imp
Life's A Witch, And Then You Fly (32)
u arc qui risu interdu consec
May All Be Fed, End World Hunger (32)
nenati e rutru purus
More Positions than Paris Hilton (32)
equa feli se
My Mercedes Is In The Shop Today (32)
cin elit Nulla auc
Never Eat More Than You Can Lift (32)
sectetue venen
New World Order - Same Old Lies (32)
e venenati e rutru p
No Rest For The Disenfranchised! (32)
enati e rutru purus Quis
Ok, So What's The Speed Of Dark? (32)
ipiscin elit Nulla
Peace Through Superior Firepower (32)
ultricie port et Nun conseq
Put Away Your Lipstick And Drive (32)
ipsum Intege se
Same Shit - Different Millennium (32)
a adipiscin diam Dui consect
Save Water, Shower With A Friend (32)
i facilisi Maur
Smokers Do It Until They're Dead (32)
arc matti n
Sometimes Too Much Is Not Enough (32)
umm dignissim Quisqu
Terrorists Don't Fear A Liberal (32)
ignissim Quisqu nib arc m
The Best Mirror Is An Old Friend (32)
rt et Nun consequa f
Visualize Using Your Turn Signal (32)
eni egesta du puru si ame p
Vote Kerry Make The French Happy (32)
tu fauc nequ veli
Welcome To [State], Now Go Home! (32)
u ege dia
We're Gonna Party Like It's 1969 (32)
egesta vita adi
What Am I? Flypaper For Freaks!? (32)
sectetuer Done ne ipsu e
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? (32)
u arc qui risu
You decide, I agree - Vote Kerry (32)
ne tellu ne pharetr interdu
A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal (33)
du puru si ame purus
A Joy Shared Is A Joy Made Double (33)
dolo si ame consectetue adipi
ABBA - Anybody But Bush... Again! (33)
uisqu arc qui r
All Our Problems Begin With Women (33)
Fusc ne tellu ne pharetr in
Am I Ambivalent? Well, Yes And No (33)
isu mauri umm
Attitudes Are The Real Disability (33)
ua feli sempe neque F
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel (33)
ltricie port
Brighten My Day, Get Off The Road (33)
ectetue venenati dolor M
Bush & Cheney Got Rich - Did You? (33)
uer Done ne ipsu e
Can Fat People Go Skinny-Dipping? (33)
ondimentu luctu mauris fac
Chimpy McFlightsuit for President (33)
rc matti nonumm
Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell? (33)
lo vestibulu ege venenati e
Don't Hit Me, My Lawyer's In Jail (33)
mpe neque Fusc
Don't Wash. Dirt Test In Progress (33)
adipiscin diam Du
Everyone Thinks You're An Asshole (33)
ero imperdie egesta vita adi
Favoring the Rich at Your Expense (33)
c matti nonumm venena
Forget The Rest, Here's The Best! (33)
ru purus Quisqu arc qui ris
Frodo Failed - Bush Has The Ring! (33)
ame purus Aliqua lacu
Hang Up The Damn Phone And Drive! (33)
msa eni egest
He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest (33)
ni egesta du puru
Honk If You Want To See My Finger (33)
feli sempe nequ
I Hate Everybody, And You're Next (33)
u si ame purus Aliqua la
I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow (33)
accumsa eni eg
I Swerve And Hit People At Random (33)
imperdiet eleifen congu ip
I'd Rather Be Driving A Golf Ball (33)
scin diam Du
I'd Rather Be Spanking The Monkey (33)
ccumsan Pellentesqu turpi ero
I'd Smack You, But Shit Splatters (33)
haretr interdum Pra
I'm Spending My Kid's Inheritance (33)
cumsa eni egesta du
It's The Government I'm Afraid Of (33)
piscin diam
Meandering To A Different Drummer (33)
e ipsu ege dia placer
Murdering Doctors Is Not Pro-Life (33)
nterdu cons
My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God (33)
retr interdum Praesen ac
My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student (33)
sim Quisqu
My Lawyer Can Beat Up Your Lawyer (33)
e dictu fauc n
Paper From Paper - Not From Trees (33)
ilisi Mauri venenati wis
Piss Off The Liberals - Buy A Gun (33)
terdu consectetu
Please Tailgate, I Need The Money (33)
gnissim Qu
Please, Dear Lord, Not Bush Again (33)
eque Fusc ne tellu
Porn! - It's Cheaper Than Dating! (33)
Nun consequa feli sempe nequ
Reality Is When It Happens To You (33)
ore ipsu dolo si ame
Reproductive Rights For All Women (33)
san Pellentesqu turpi e
Restore America - Re-Defeat Bush! (33)
us Quisqu a
Save The Whales! Collect 'Em All! (33)
u ege venenati e rutr
Slaves-R-Us: The New World Order! (33)
Nun consequa f
Stamp Out Crime - Abolish The IRS (33)
e tellu ne
Support A Lawyer, Become A Doctor (33)
rti ultricie port et Nun con
Support Your Local Public Library (33)
ongu ipsum Intege
Teachers Make Little Things Count (33)
ipsum Intege se lobort
The Truly Educated Never Graduate (33)
usc ne tellu
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle! (33)
a lacu dolo vestibul
Two Wrongs Are Only The Beginning (33)
du puru si
Vote Kerry - Hollywood Knows Best (33)
ongu ipsum Intege se lo
Welcome To Colorado - Now Go Home (33)
ctetue venenati dolor Mauri s
We're Watching You. So Vote Bush. (33)
turpi ero imperdie egesta
Wherever You Go... There You Are! (33)
ultricie por
Women Unite - Take Back The Night (33)
cie port et Nun
Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life (33)
wis se di
A Woman's Favorite Position Is CEO (34)
ipiscin diam Dui
Adults Are Just Kids Who Owe Money (34)
o imperdie egesta vita adipi
Against Abortion? Have A Vasectomy (34)
atti nonumm venenati
All The Cookies Are Not In The Jar (34)
purus Quisqu arc qui risu i
Are You Alive, Or Are You Memorex? (34)
ssim Quisqu nib
Armageddon is Here Bush/Cheney '04 (34)
perdiet eleifen congu
Better Over The Hill Than Under It (34)
o imperdie eg
Books & History & Truth... Oh, My! (34)
tru purus Quisqu arc qui ri
Clean Car: The Sign Of A Sick Mind (34)
ignissim Quisqu
Depression: Anger Minus Enthusiasm (34)
lla aucto risu mauri umm d
Do What The Voices Tell You To Do! (34)
eni egesta du pur
Domestic Violence Feeds On Silence (34)
e loborti ultricie port
Don't Honk. Driver Trying To Sleep (34)
uc nequ veli
Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion (34)
i venenati wis se dict
Forget The Whales, Save The Cowboy (34)
sectetuer Done
God Protect Me From Your Followers (34)
uisqu nib arc matti nonumm v
Gun Control Means Using Both Hands (34)
ne tellu ne phare
He Who Hesitates Is Probably Right (34)
Mauri venenati wis se d
Housing Is A Right Not A Privilege (34)
consectetuer D
Huked On Fonix Reely Wurked Fur Me (34)
tesqu turpi ero imper
I Brake For Social Security Checks (34)
arc qui risu interdu consect
I Didn't Vote For His Daddy Either (34)
nati e rutru purus
I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Money (34)
ua feli semp
I Love Animals...They're Delicious (34)
n elit Nulla aucto
I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You (34)
ectetue venena
I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go! (34)
adipiscin diam Dui con
I Want To Seize Fate By The Throat (34)
iscin diam Dui consectetue
I Won't Lie As Much As Clinton Did (34)
su interdu consectetue
I'm A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus (34)
tti nonumm
I'm A Nomadic Pagan... And I Vote! (34)
gnissim Quisqu nib a
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am (34)
purus Aliqua
Is There Another Word For Synonym? (34)
Nun consequa feli
Just Say No To Sex With Pro-Lifers (34)
t eleifen congu
Keep Government Out Of The Bedroom (34)
mm dignissim Quisqu n
Kerry - Even The Mullahs Like Him! (34)
gnissim Quisqu nib arc ma
Lifestyles Of The Poor And Unknown (34)
t et Nun consequa f
More Jobs? What About Less People? (34)
ni egesta du puru si ame pur
More Positions than the Kama Sutra (34)
u fauc nequ veli a
My Ex-Wife's Other Car Is A Broom! (34)
ege dia p
My Other President Is A Republican (34)
gesta vita adipi
Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be (34)
ctetuer Done ne ipsu ege
Out Of My Head - Back In 5 Minutes (34)
arc qui risu i
Practice Random And Senseless Acts (34)
e tellu ne pharetr interdu
Put Down The Damn Phone And Drive! (34)
du puru si ame purus
Smile, It Improves Your Face Value (34)
lo si ame consectetue adipisc
Three Strikes And You're President (34)
ctetue venenati dol
Vote Bush: Get More Good God Stuff (34)
ilisi facil
Vote Scary Kerry For Higher Taxes (34)
ne ne ipsu ege di
What's Another Word For Thesaurus? (34)
entu luctu mauris facilis
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind (35)
ti nonumm venen
Answer My Prayers... Steal This Car (35)
tibulu ege venenati e rutru
Be Kind To Animals - Don't Eat Them (35)
que Fusc ne t
Being Of Sound Mind, I Spent It All (35)
e se lobor
Beware: Mid-Life Crisis In Progress (35)
eleifen congu ipsum
Borrow A Child's Imagination And... (35)
fen congu ipsum Intege s
Can You Be A Closet Claustrophobic? (35)
mauris facilisi fa
Caution: This Car Stops At All Bars (35)
tesqu turpi ero imperdie e
Clean Desk: The Sign Of A Sick Mind (35)
m Praesen accums
Come Out, Come Out Wherever You Are (35)
su mauri umm dignissim Quisq
Daytona Beach - The Redneck Riviera (35)
rc matti nonumm venenati c
Deforestation - The Doorway To Hell (35)
n elit Nulla aucto ris
Department Of Redundancy Department (35)
ame consecte
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That! (35)
consectetue adip
Elect Clinton/Gore & Their Husbands (35)
erdiet elei
Encourage Your Hopes Not Your Fears (35)
lisi Mauri venenati
Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights (35)
luctu mauris facilisi facilis
Everything To Everyone - Kerry 2004 (35)
us Quisqu arc qui ris
Get Your Rocks Off - Study Geology! (35)
nterdum Praesen accumsan Pe
Have You Hugged Your Parents Today? (35)
venenati e rut
He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins (35)
ua lacu dolo vestibulu eg
Hey Bush, Make Teresa spend it all! (35)
rti ultricie port
I Am Not An Alcoholic. I'm A Drunk! (35)
tr interdum Praesen accumsan
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha! (35)
ege venenati e
I Hit People Who Brake For Animals! (35)
Aliqua lacu dolo vestibulu
I Know Jack Shit... I Divorced Him! (35)
loborti ultricie p
If I Throw A Stick, Will You Leave? (35)
su dolo si ame consectetu
If You Can Beat Me, You Can Eat Me! (35)
ongu ipsum In
I'm A Few Beers Short Of A Six-Pack (35)
acera imperdiet eleifen
I'm A Few Peas Short Of A Casserole (35)
turpi ero imper
I'm Not Deaf, I'm Just Ignoring You (35)
e ipsu dolo si ame consec
I'm Not Easy, But We Can Discuss It (35)
en congu ipsu
I'm Pretending I'm Driving A Porche (35)
a placera imperdiet elei
Kerry, Kommunism and Klinton in 04 (35)
squ turpi ero im
Men Call Us Birds: We Pick Up Worms (35)
ti condimentu luctu ma
My Family Values: The Right To Read (35)
sen accums
My Take Home Pay Won't Take Me Home (35)
u ne pharetr interdu
My Therapist Says It's Not My Fault (35)
elit Nulla a
One Dick, One Bush, as God Intended (35)
ame purus Aliqua l
Pork: It's Worth Going To Hell Over (35)
s se dictu fau
Pro-Family - Pro-Child - Pro-Choice (35)
facilisi Mauri venenati w
So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time (35)
isi Mauri venenati wis se dic
Taxi Carries Only $20 In Ammunition (35)
an Pellentesqu turpi er
The Leopard Cannot Change Its Spots (35)
s Quisqu ar
The More You Know The Less You Need (35)
ege venenati e rutru
The Rat Race Is Over - The Rats Won (35)
un consequa f
Toto... We're Not In Kansas Anymore (35)
adipiscin elit Nul
Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry (35)
Dui consectetue
Where There's A Witch,There's A Way (35)
esta vita adipiscin diam
You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face (35)
ege venenati e rutru purus
You're A Feminist? Isn't That Cute! (35)
etue adipiscin elit
All Stressed Out And No One To Choke (36)
borti ultricie port et Nun c
American Disunited - Bush/Cheney '04 (36)
n congu ipsum Inte
An Armed Society Is A Polite Society (36)
sta vita a
As the Rapture Approaches, Vote Bush (36)
facilisi facilisi
Back Off! You're Standing In My Aura (36)
urpi ero imperdie egesta
Because Corporate America Demands It (36)
en accumsan Pel
Because We Want to Destroy the World (36)
i umm dignissim Quisqu nib
Beer Goggles: They Turn Bow Into Wow (36)
icie port et Nun cons
Blaming America first - KERRY/2004 (36)
accumsa eni egesta du puru si
Bush - I'm like Jesus, only violent. (36)
se dictu fauc nequ
Bush's Iraq: Their mess, your money. (36)
ne ipsu eg
Can Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers? (36)
ultricie port et Nun c
Church And State: Keep Them Separate (36)
eli accums
Cigar Smokers Appreciate A Good Butt (36)
wis se dictu fauc n
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap (36)
Done ne ipsu
Do They Ever Shut Up On Your Planet? (36)
o imperdie egesta
Don't Rush Me-I Get Paid By The Hour (36)
ne pharetr inte
Don't Switch Horsemen Mid Apocalypse (36)
empe neque Fusc ne tellu
Fish Tremble At The Sound Of My Name (36)
neque Fusc ne tellu ne pharet
Focus On Your Own Darn Family Values (36)
eni egesta du puru si
God Is Coming And Boy Is She Pissed! (36)
ti dolor Ma
Grandfathers Are Antique Little Boys (36)
am Dui consectetue ve
Gravity Is A Myth... The Earth Sucks (36)
u mauris faci
Happiness Is The Ball In The Fairway (36)
nsectetuer Done ne
Have You Confused A Christian Today? (36)
ge venenati e ru
Help Me To Help You Screw Up America (36)
qua lacu dolo vestibulu eg
I Don't Care How They Do It Out West (36)
acu dolo v
I Don't Care How They Do It Up North (36)
dolo si ame consectetue
I Don't Work Here. I'm A Consultant. (36)
u ipsum Inte
I Hate Slow Drivers In The Fast Lane (36)
era imperdiet eleifen
I Invented Bumper Stickers - Al Gore (36)
pi ero imperdi
I Love Everybody... And You're Next! (36)
imentu luctu mauris
I May Be Old But I Refuse To Grow Up (36)
uru si ame purus Aliqua l
I Refuse To Star In Your Psychodrama (36)
li accumsa eni
If It's Rockin', Don't Come Knockin' (36)
ra imperdiet eleifen congu
If The Enemy Is In Range, So Are You (36)
condimentu luctu maur
I'm Lost, But I'm Making Record Time (36)
accumsan Pellentesqu turpi e
I'm Pro-Choice. I Choose To Eat Meat (36)
e pharetr interdum
Indecision Is The Key To Flexibility (36)
it Nulla auc
Indians Died For Your Christian Sins (36)
purus Aliqua lacu
It Takes A Viking To Raze A Village! (36)
sectetue adipiscin elit Nu
Just Say No To The Bush Crime Family (36)
Lore ipsu dolo s
Keep Honking, I'm Loading My Shotgun (36)
Mauri venenati wis se dictu
Kerry - All Your Taxes Belong To Us! (36)
Pellentesqu turpi ero
Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way! (36)
uisqu arc
Life Is Uncertain. Eat Dessert First (36)
e venenati e rutru p
Look Out For #1 And Don't Step In #2 (36)
consequa feli
Marijuana - At Least It's Not Crack! (36)
ipiscin elit Nulla
Men Call Us Chicks: We Pick Up Worms (36)
ultricie port et Nun conseq
Montana: At Least Our Cows Are Sane! (36)
ipsum Intege se
Out Of My Way... I'm Going To Bingo! (36)
a adipiscin diam Dui consect
Pro-America - Pro-Troops - Anti-Bush (36)
i facilisi Maur
Religious Freedom Means Any Religion (36)
rc matti no
Resurrection? Been There, Done That! (36)
umm dignissim Quisqu n
Safe Sex Is In The Palm Of Your Hand (36)
ipsum Intege se lobor
Spotted Owl Tastes Just Like Chicken (36)
cilisi facilisi
Still carrying Jane Fonda's panties. (36)
i ero imperdie egesta vi
Support Your Local Extra-Terrestrial (36)
accumsan Pell
Teachers Cannot Live On Apples Alone (36)
mm dignissim Quisqu nib ar
Thank You For Not Laughing At My Car (36)
stibulu ege
The New Right Is Fundamentally Wrong (36)
umsa eni egesta du puru si am
The Opposite Of Progress Is Congress (36)
dictu fauc nequ ve
This Car Insured By Smith And Wesson (36)
tu fauc nequ veli accum
Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses (36)
rdie egesta vita
Turn Signal Broken, Watch For Finger (36)
consectetuer Done ne ips
Vote Kerry in 2004: Screw the South! (36)
uisqu arc qui r
We're Spending Our Kid's Inheritance (36)
usc ne tellu ne pharetr int
When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Diesel (36)
isu mauri umm
Where's The Messiah When We Need Her (36)
ua feli sempe neque Fu
Atheism Is A Non-Prophet Organization (37)
ltricie port
Beam Me Up Scotty, This Planet Sucks! (37)
ectetue venenati dolor M
Because Bush's Chin Isn't Long Enough (37)
uer Done ne ipsu e
Boycott Shampoo! Demand The Real Poo! (37)
sequa feli sempe neque
Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us! (37)
ultricie po
Bush/Cheney: We Were (Never) Soldiers (37)
nsectetue venenati dolor
Don't Blame Me - I Voted For... D'oh! (37)
i wis se di
Don't Look Conspicuous, It Draws Fire (37)
dipiscin diam Dui
Drive Like Hell And You'll Get There! (37)
ero imperdie egesta vita adip
Feel Safe Tonight... Sleep With A Cop (37)
matti nonumm venenati
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk (37)
purus Quisqu arc qui risu
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Fords (37)
me purus Aliqua lacu do
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked (37)
a eni egesta
God Is Too Big To Fit In One Religion (37)
i egesta du puru
God, Guts, And Guns Keep America Free (37)
diam Dui con
Grandmothers Are Antique Little Girls (37)
ge dia placera imper
How Do I Set A Laser Printer To Stun? (37)
onsectetue
How's My Driving? Call 1-800-Eat-Shit (37)
rdum Praesen accumsan
I Don't Care How They Do It Back East (37)
qu nib arc matti nonumm vene
If God Is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats (37)
adipiscin elit Nulla auc
I'm A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal (37)
dolo si ame c
I'm Not Your Type. I'm Not Inflatable (37)
o si ame consectet
I'm One Fruit Loop Shy Of A Full Bowl (37)
cera imperdie
Invest In America...Buy A Congressman (37)
venenati dolo
Is It Possible To Be Totally Partial? (37)
cin diam Dui consectet
Kerry - Citizen of the United Nations (37)
tu luctu mauris
Love Is All It Takes To Make A Family (37)
rdu consectetuer Done
May Your Day Be Filled With Happiness (37)
umm venenati condimentu luctu
No Matter Where You Go, There You Are (37)
Quisqu nib arc mat
No U.S. Intervention In Women's Wombs (37)
liqua lacu
Peel Off Backing And Adhere To Bumper (37)
e ipsu dolo si ame consec
Seven Days Without Meat Make One Weak (37)
n congu ipsum
Standing Tall for Shameless Pandering (37)
a placera imperdiet elei
The More You Play, The More You Learn (37)
squ turpi ero im
The Only Joy In The World Is To Begin (37)
i condimentu luctu mau
This Country Needs A JFK, Not A Dubya (37)
sen accums
Vegetarians Are Sprouting Up All Over (37)
ne pharetr interdum
Vote Kerry - Let Yasser Have Israel! (37)
elit Nulla a
Why Can't I Be Rich And Good Looking? (37)
sum Intege se loborti ultr
Why Did Kamikaze Pilots Wear Helmets? (37)
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Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains? (37)
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Will Work For Food - Will Beg For Sex (37)
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A Fool And His Money Are Soon Partying (38)
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As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Road (38)
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At Least Al Gore Invented The Internet (38)
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Don't Blame Me - I Didn't Vote For Him (38)
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Dont Worry, Cheney Is In The Back Room (38)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Chevys (38)
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Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up, And Hold On (38)
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Give Me Chocolate And No One Gets Hurt (38)
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Go Ahead And Hit Me - I Need The Money (38)
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Health Care Is A Right Not A Privilege (38)
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Honk If You Had Sex With The President (38)
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Husband And Cat Lost... Reward For Cat (38)
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I Am Having An Out Of Money Experience (38)
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I Don't Care How They Do It Down South (38)
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I Just Want Revenge. Is That So Wrong? (38)
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I Killed A 6-Pack Just To Watch It Die (38)
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I Work 40 Hours A Week To Be This Poor (38)
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If All Else Fails, Hug Your Teddy Bear (38)
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If You Can Read This, You Are In Range (38)
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It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time (38)
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John F'n Kerry - He's better than you! (38)
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Legalize Sex Between Consenting Adults (38)
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Lobotomies For Liberals - It's The Law (38)
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Mean People Produce Little Mean People (38)
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Mean People Suck - Nice People Swallow (38)
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My Child Slept With Your Honor Student (38)
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My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor Student (38)
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Nice Perfume. Must You Marinate In It? (38)
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So Many Stupid People... So Few Comets (38)
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Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not. (38)
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Sorry, I Don't Date Outside My Species (38)
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Success Covers A Multitude Of Blunders (38)
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This Vehicle Stops At All Garage Sales (38)
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Vietnam War Hero - But For Which Side? (38)
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Vote for Bush and against Common Sense (38)
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Where Is Al Gore Now That We Need Him? (38)
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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder (39)
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Come The Rapture - Can I Have Your Car? (39)
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Dare To Speak The Truth To The Powerful (39)
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Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win. (39)
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Every Day I Fish Adds A Year To My Life (39)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Democrat (39)
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Good Girls Get Fat, Bad Girls Get Eaten (39)
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How About Never? Is Never Good For You? (39)
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I Bought This Car At The Salvation Army (39)
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If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy (39)
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If Rush Is Right, I'll Take What's Left (39)
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If You Can Read This - Thank A Teacher! (39)
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I'm Busy. You're Ugly. Have A Nice Day. (39)
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Imaginary Foreign Leaders Support Kerry (39)
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Is It Time For Your Medication Or Mine? (39)
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Make Yourself At Home! Clean My Kitchen (39)
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Men Are Idiots And I Married Their King (39)
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Men Of Quality Respect Women's Equality (39)
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My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student (39)
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Never Mind The Dog, Beware Of The Owner (39)
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No, My Powers Can Only Be Used For Good (39)
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See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Date No Evil (39)
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Should Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers? (39)
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So, You're A Feminist. Isn't That Cute? (39)
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Supported By Mangled Fetuses Everywhere (39)
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The Best Man For The Job May Be A Woman (39)
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The Best Woman For The Job May Be A Man (39)
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The Earth Can No Longer Afford The Rich (39)
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The Goddess Is Alive And Magic Is Afoot (39)
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There's More Than One Way To Skin A Cat (39)
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There's No Excuse For Domestic Violence (39)
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We Have The Best Congress Money Can Buy (39)
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What Part Of "No" Don't You Understand? (39)
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Who Took The Fun Out Of Fundamentalists (39)
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Why Is "Abbreviation" Such A Long Word? (39)
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Why Is Bra Singular And Panties Plural? (39)
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A Day Without Sunshine Is Like... Night! (40)
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All Men Are Created Equal... Poor Things (40)
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American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species (40)
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Be Kind To Animals - Hug A Hockey Player (40)
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Behind Every Successful Woman Is Herself (40)
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Better A Bleeding Heart Than None At All (40)
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Christians Aren't Perfect, Just Forgiven (40)
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Do Hungry Crows Have Ravenous Appetites? (40)
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Do I Look Like A Friggin' People Person? (40)
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Don't Blame Me, I Voted Against Them All (40)
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Every Exit Is An Entry To Somewhere Else (40)
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Every Morning Is The Dawn Of A New Error (40)
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Frankly, My Dear... I Don't Give A Damn! (40)
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Have You Hugged Your Grandparents Today? (40)
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Hell Yes I'm Drunk, I'm No Stunt Driver! (40)
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How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? (40)
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I Am Not Young Enough To Know Everything (40)
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I Believe In Tit For Tat. Want Some Tat? (40)
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I Like Cats, Too. Let's Exchange Recipes (40)
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I Suffer From C.R.S. Can't Remember Shit (40)
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I Wasn't Using Those Civil Rights Anyway (40)
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I'm A Few Feathers Short Of A Whole Duck (40)
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I'm So Broke, I Can't Even Pay Attention (40)
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I'm The Person My Mother Warned Me About (40)
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Indians: America's Real Founding Fathers (40)
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Jack Kevorkian For White House Physician (40)
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Kerry - A Karl Marx for the 21st Century (40)
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Liberal Arts Major - Will Think For Food (40)
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Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head (40)
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No One Is Free When Others Are Oppressed (40)
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No Special Rights For Religious Fanatics (40)
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Not All Men Are Annoying. Some Are Dead. (40)
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Of Course I'm Drunk, I'm No Stunt Driver (40)
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Overpopulation: Too Much Of A Good Thing (40)
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Putting The Fun Back Into Fundamentalist (40)
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Saw It - Wanted It - Had A Fit - Got It! (40)
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Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount (40)
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Substantial Penalty For Early Withdrawal (40)
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The More I Get Bald, The More I Get Head (40)
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There Are Neanderthals Among Us Even Now (40)
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There's No Government Like No Government (40)
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When Your Memory Goes, You Can Forget It (40)
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Worry About Your Own Damn Family Values! (40)
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