A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste (41)
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Beauty Provoketh Thieves Sooner Than Gold (41)
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Beer: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore (41)
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Black Holes Are Where God Divided By Zero (41)
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Bush - Because Rome wasn't built in a day (41)
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Caution: Driver May Bail Out At Any Time! (41)
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult (41)
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Condoms Are Easier To Change Than Diapers (41)
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Discourage Inbreeding, Ban Country Music! (41)
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Does Vacuuming Count As Aerobic Exercise? (41)
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Don't Honk, I'm Pedaling As Fast As I Can (41)
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Don't Steal This Car, It's Already Stolen (41)
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Enjoy Life, This Is Not A Dress Rehearsal (41)
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Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican (41)
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Gas, Grass, Or Ass: Nobody Rides For Free (41)
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Guns Don't Kill People, Postal Workers Do (41)
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Happiness Is Good Health And A Bad Memory (41)
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Happiness Is Merely The Remission Of Pain (41)
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Holocaust Survivors For Holocaust Deniers (41)
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I Just Got A Gun For My Wife - Good Trade (41)
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If The Van Is Rockin' Don't Come Knockin' (41)
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? (41)
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If You Get Any Closer, Introduce Yourself (41)
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I'm An Experiment In Artificial Stupidity (41)
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I'm Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off (41)
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I'm One Taco Short Of A Combination Plate (41)
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Jesus Is Coming; I Have Him In The Trunk! (41)
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John Kerry: Betraying American Since 1971 (41)
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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom (41)
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My Office: Hell With Fluorescent Lighting (41)
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Sarcasm Is Just One More Service We Offer (41)
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Screw Family Values, Jesus Was A Bachelor (41)
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Support Mental Health Or I Will Kill You! (41)
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Tell Me To 'Stuff It' - I'm A Taxidermist (41)
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The Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine (41)
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There Is No Gravity: The Earth Just Sucks (41)
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USSA - United Socialist States Of America (41)
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Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship (41)
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We Don't Have A Town Drunk, We Take Turns (41)
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Where There's A Will, I Want To Be In It! (41)
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You Can't Be First, But You Could Be Next (41)
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You Don't Have All Your Dogs On One Leash (41)
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You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing (41)
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A Closed Mind Is A Wonderful Thing To Lose (42)
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Always Remember To Pillage Before You Burn (42)
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Another Man Against Violence Against Women (42)
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Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed (42)
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Because Al Gore Sucked Just A Bit Too Much (42)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism (42)
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Does Your Train Of Thought Have A Caboose? (42)
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Don't Laugh - Your Daughter May Be In Here (42)
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Dupe The Masses - Operation Seize The Oil (42)
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Empty The Prisons - Make Room For Congress (42)
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First National Bank Of Dad - Sorry, Closed (42)
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George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There. (42)
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Happy To Be Alive And Wasting My Life Here (42)
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I Do What The Voices In My Head Tell Me To (42)
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I Don't Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ (42)
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I Don't Lie, Cheat, Or Steal Unnecessarily (42)
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I Intend To Live Forever - So Far, So Good (42)
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I Love Cats...They Taste Just Like Chicken (42)
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I Love My Country - But Fear My Government (42)
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I Pretend To Work. They Pretend To Pay Me. (42)
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If Money Could Talk, It Would Say Good-Bye (42)
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Ignore The Environment And It Will Go Away (42)
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I'm As Confused As A Baby In A Topless Bar (42)
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I'm Only Driving Like This To Piss You Off (42)
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It's A Jeep Thing. You Wouldn't Understand (42)
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It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now (42)
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It's Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better (42)
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It's Time For Another Magical Mystery Tour (42)
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Ladies Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society (42)
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Let's Cross That Bridge When We Come To It (42)
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Live Simply So That Others May Simply Live (42)
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More wealth for few, on the backs of many! (42)
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Not All Women Are Annoying. Some Are Dead. (42)
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Reality Is For People Who Lack Imagination (42)
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Soft on crime, soft on the causes of crime (42)
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Speak Your Mind, Even If Your Voice Shakes (42)
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Stop Repeat Offenders. Don't Reelect Them! (42)
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Support Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals (42)
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans (42)
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The Worm That Sleeps In, Doesn't Get Eaten (42)
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Three Out Of Four Terrorists Support Kerry (42)
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Very Little Is Needed To Make A Happy Life (42)
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Well, This Day Was A Total Waste Of Makeup (42)
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When You Cease To Dream, You Cease To Live (42)
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Who Punched The Chads Out? Whoo Whoo Whoo! (42)
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Women's Virtue Is Man's Greatest Invention (42)
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You Look Like Shit. Is That The Style Now? (42)
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Ambition Is Merely Masked Avarice On Stilts (43)
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Anything Free Is Worth What You Paid For It (43)
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Because it's funny to see things fall apart (43)
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Bradley Vs. McCain: Sounds Better Now, Huh? (43)
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Broke! Rob Me Only If You Need The Practice (43)
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Christians for purification of the Mid East (43)
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Democrats and Prosperity: The Good Old Days (43)
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Don't Blame Me. I Voted For Gore... I Think (43)
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Don't Nuke Our Food - Stop Food Irradiation (43)
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Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else (43)
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God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends (43)
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I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck! (43)
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I Have Seen The Truth And It Makes No Sense (43)
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If Ignorance Is Bliss, You Must Be Orgasmic (43)
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer! (43)
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I'm Hung Like Einstein And Smart As A Horse (43)
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I'm The Person Your Mother Warned You About (43)
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Insanity: The Only Way To Deal With Reality (43)
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John Kerry: The Condiment Candidate in '04 (43)
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Kerry - German Diplomacy and French Courage (43)
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Lobotomies For Conservatives - It's The Law (43)
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Lonely Heiresses: Betcha Can't Eat Just One (43)
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Looking For Your Cat? Check Under My Wheels (43)
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Love Is Blind But Marriage Is An Eye-Opener (43)
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My Antenna Doesn't Pick Up All The Channels (43)
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My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips (43)
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My Wife? Yes. My Dog? Maybe. My Gun? Never. (43)
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Old Skiers Never Die. They Just Go Downhill (43)
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On Election Day, Vote "oui" for John Kerry! (43)
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One Million Sperm And You Were The Fastest? (43)
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Programming Is An Art Form That Fights Back (43)
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Tequila! Have You Hugged Your Toilet Today? (43)
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Vote Kerry because... uh, he's not Al Gore! (43)
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We'll Turn San Francisco Into a Parking Lot (43)
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What We Learn With Pleasure We Never Forget (43)
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Whatever's cool with you guys - KERRY 2004 (43)
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A Man And His Truck - It's A Beautiful Thing (44)
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A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese (44)
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Age Is A Very High Price To Pay For Maturity (44)
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Beam Me Up Scotty, There Are No Virgins Left (44)
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Bush - Let's put dem dar gays in their place (44)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again! (44)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind (44)
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Bush/Cheney: Even Jesus Thinks We Are Pricks (44)
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Democrats: Ready To Kerry America Into Ruin (44)
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Disney Gave Us Mickey, Florida Gave Us Dumbo (44)
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Don't Be So Humble... You're Not That Great! (44)
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Don't Blow It, Good Planets Are Hard To Find (44)
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Don't vote for anyone who looks like a Q-Tip (44)
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Dreams Are The Touchstones Of Our Characters (44)
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Feudalism - The Original Christian Coalition (44)
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Financial Whiz: Expert At Pissing Away Money (44)
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George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers. (44)
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Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like, Who Cares? (44)
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Hand Over The Chocolate And No One Gets Hurt (44)
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I Brake For Republicans, But Only Until 2004 (44)
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I Break For Republicans, But Only Until 2004 (44)
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To Do (44)
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I Don't Believe In Miracles - I Rely On Them (44)
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I May Be Fat But You're Ugly And I Can Diet! (44)
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I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're Ok Now (44)
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I'd Rather Be Right Than Politically Correct (44)
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If It's Stupid But It Works, It Isn't Stupid (44)
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If You Can Read This, You're Too Damn Close! (44)
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I'm Not Cheap, But I Am On Special This Week (44)
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I'm Not Tense, Just Terribly, Terribly Alert (44)
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I'm Trying To Imagine You With A Personality (44)
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In Just Two Days, Tomorrow Will Be Yesterday (44)
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It's Not Your Money, It's Theirs... The-Irs! (44)
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John Kerry: Al Gore But Without The Charisma (44)
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Let Me Show You How The Guards Used To Do It (44)
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Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math (44)
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Lsd... Melts In Your Mind, Not In Your Hands (44)
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Men Have Feelings Too, But Who Really Cares? (44)
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No Chips = Nice Trips [For Older Cars Only!] (44)
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No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake (44)
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Ok, Forget Votes. How Many Guns Do You Have? (44)
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Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens (44)
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Please ignore my voting record - Kerry 2004 (44)
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PMS? Hell No, This Is One Of My Better Days! (44)
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Reality Is For People Who Can't Handle Drugs (44)
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Safe Sex Isn't Just Using A Padded Headboard (44)
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The Weather Is Here. Wish You Were Beautiful (44)
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There's Too Much Blood In My Caffeine System (44)
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Ufo's Are Real - The Air Force Doesn't Exist (44)
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Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, Stay Off My Ass! (44)
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Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Down My Clothes (44)
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What Was The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread? (44)
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Whatever you believe, I do, too - Kerry '04 (44)
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Who Is This Chad Guy And Why Is He Pregnant? (44)
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Why Be Born Again When You Can Just Grow Up? (44)
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Why I Can't Be Rich Instead Of Good Looking? (44)
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Witch Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad (44)
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All Men Are Idiots, And I Married Their King! (45)
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An Erection Does Not Count As Personal Growth (45)
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Budget: A Method For Going Broke Methodically (45)
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Bush - A Global Disaster, A National Disgrace (45)
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Castrate Rapists, Its The Only Way To Be Sure (45)
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Currently Training To Avoid A Mid-Life Crisis (45)
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Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right (45)
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Don't Argue About What A Good Man Is. Be One! (45)
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Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition (45)
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Endorsed by Al-Qaeda, Al-Jazeera, and Al-Gore (45)
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Few Women Admit Their Age. Few Men Act Theirs (45)
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For As Long As Possible, Live Free. - Thoreau (45)
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For every Kerry vote, God will kill a kitten! (45)
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Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians (45)
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I Do Whatever The Little Voices Tell Me To Do (45)
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I don't need money, I just like taking yours. (45)
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I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke (45)
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I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead With A Necrophiliac (45)
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If This Car Was A Horse, I'd Have To Shoot It (45)
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If You Can Read This - You're Too Damn Close! (45)
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If You're Gonna Be A Turd, Go Lay In The Yard (45)
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I'm Not Playing Hard To Get, I Am Hard To Get (45)
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I'm Not Schizophrenic. You Only Think We Are! (45)
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In The Beginning Man Created God In His Image (45)
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Iraq: We broke it so we should fix it, right? (45)
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It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood (45)
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Laugh At Your Problems... Everyone Else Does! (45)
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Speed On, Brother... Hell Ain't Half Full Yet (45)
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Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers Of Religion (45)
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The Artless Are In Charge Of Funding The Arts (45)
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The End of the World is Nigh: Bush/Cheney '04 (45)
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Voting for both sides of an issue since 1982! (45)
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What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions? (45)
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When All Think Alike, No One Thinks Very Much (45)
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When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is Empty (45)
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With Guns, Trucks, And Beer, Who Needs Women? (45)
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Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish (45)
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Your Ridiculous Little Opinion Has Been Noted (45)
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You're Proof That Evolution Can Go In Reverse (45)
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99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name (46)
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A Cubicle Is Just A Padded Cell Without A Door (46)
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A Woman And Her Truck - It's A Beautiful Thing (46)
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Beer - Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862 (46)
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Christianity! What Kind Of A Religion Is That? (46)
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Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps (46)
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Copywight 1999 Elmer Fudd. All Wights Wesewved (46)
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Don't Like My Driving? Then Quit Watching Me. (46)
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Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery (46)
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Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again? (46)
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Following The Rules Will Not Get The Job Done. (46)
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Gun Control: Simple Solutions For Simple Minds (46)
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Happiness Is Being Married To Your Best Friend (46)
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Help Fight Cancer, End Environmental Pollution (46)
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Here I Am! Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes? (46)
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I Am Not A Housewife, I Am A Domestic Engineer (46)
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I Can't Be Overdrawn, I Still Have Checks Left (46)
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I Don't Know Jack Shit, But I Met Diddly Squat (46)
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I Don't Really Give A Damn Who's In Your Trunk (46)
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I Have Measured Out My Life With Coffee Spoons (46)
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I Just Do What The Little Voices Tell Me To Do (46)
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I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad? (46)
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If You Lived In Your Car, You'd Be Home By Now (46)
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If You Want A Stable Relationship, Get A Horse (46)
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I'm Missing A Few Buttons On My Remote Control (46)
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I'm Not Being Rude. You're Just Insignificant. (46)
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Jesus Is Changing The World One Life At A Time (46)
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John Kerry: The President Dukakis We Never Had (46)
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Live Fast, Die Young, Leave A Beautiful Corpse (46)
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My Inferiority Complex Is Not As Good As Yours (46)
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My Kid Beat The Crap Out Of Your Honor Student (46)
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One Of Us Is Thinking About Sex - Ok, It's Me! (46)
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One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor (46)
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Only One More Shopping Day Left Until Tomorrow (46)
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Our Truest Life Is When We Are In Dreams Awake (46)
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Please Honk If You Would Like To See My Finger (46)
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Proud Member Of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (46)
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Religious Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind (46)
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Teachers Make You Do It Until You Get It Right (46)
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The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Cat (46)
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The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Dog (46)
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The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead (46)
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They're Not Hot Flashes...They're Power Surges (46)
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This Is No Ordinary Person You're Dealing With (46)
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To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is Not Our Policy. (46)
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Vote Democrat - It's Easier Than Getting A Job (46)
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Warning! Driver Only Carries $20 In Ammunition (46)
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We Won't Go Back, Keep Abortion Safe And Legal (46)
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What Is A "Free" Gift ? Aren't All Gifts Free? (46)
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What Wisdom Can You Find Greater Than Kindness (46)
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Whatever Does Not Destroy Me Makes Me Stronger (46)
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What's The Cost Of An Abortion? One Human Life (46)
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When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro! (46)
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When You're Over The Hill, Your Speed Picks Up (46)
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Whisper My Favorite Words: I'll Buy It For You (46)
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Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name? (46)
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Woman Come And Go, But You Can Rely On A Truck (46)
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Women Are Great Leaders - You're Following One (46)
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets (47)
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Can I Trade This Job For What's Behind Door #2? (47)
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Damn! Al's Brother Wasn't Governor Of Tennessee (47)
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Disinformation Is Not As Good As Datinformation (47)
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Do Cemetery Workers Prefer The Graveyard Shift? (47)
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Don't Argue About What A Good Woman Is. Be One! (47)
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Don't Bother Me - I'm Living Happily Ever After (47)
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Forget The Joneses, I Keep Up With The Simpsons (47)
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Friends May Come And Go, But Enemies Accumulate (47)
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Having Children Will Turn You Into Your Parents (47)
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Help Wanted: Telepath - You Know Where To Apply (47)
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I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol (47)
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I Took An IQ Test And The Results Were Negative (47)
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If Christ Is The Answer, What Was The Question? (47)
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If I Had Another Brain, It Would Be Very Lonely (47)
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Keeping too much of your own money? Vote Kerry! (47)
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Life Is Wonderful - Without It We'd All Be Dead (47)
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Love Shouldn't Kill, Help Prevent And Cure Aids (47)
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Macho Law Prohibits Me From Admitting I'm Wrong (47)
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More Hay, Trigger? No Thanks, Roy, I'm Stuffed! (47)
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My Child Was Inmate Of The Month At County Jail (47)
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No Matter How Much You Do, You Never Do Enough. (47)
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On The Other Hand... You Have Different Fingers (47)
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Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point (47)
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Proofread Carefully To See If You Any Words Out (47)
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Put a Bush with a Dick, and we ALL get screwed. (47)
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Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later (47)
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Retired: No Phone, No Job, No Address, No Money (47)
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Support Bingo: It Keeps Grandma Off The Streets (47)
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The Election Can't Be Broken. We Just Fixed It. (47)
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The Sleep Of Reason Produces Monsters. - Goethe (47)
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Toxic Pollution Makes Us All Endangered Species (47)
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What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull (47)
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What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About? (47)
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When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going! (47)
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Women Who Seek To Be Equal To Men Lack Ambition (47)
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Work Harder. Millions On Welfare Depend On You! (47)
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Young At Heart. Slightly Older In Other Places. (47)
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Your Kid's An Honor Student, But You're A Moron (47)
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All Things Being Equal, Fat People Use More Soap (48)
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Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well (48)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served. (48)
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Caution: I Can Go From 0 To Bitch In 2.5 Seconds (48)
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Celebrate Diversity! Islamic Fanatics For Kerry! (48)
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Did The Aliens Forget To Remove Your Anal Probe? (48)
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Freedom Is The Distance Between Church And State (48)
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Gravity: It's Not Just A Good Idea, It's The Law (48)
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Growing Old Is Mandatory. Growing Up Is Optional (48)
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I Don't Have A Solution But I Admire The Problem (48)
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I Live, Sleep, Eat, Breathe And Love Motorcycles (48)
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I Never Get Lost - Everyone Tells Me Where To Go (48)
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I Was Seduced By The Chocolate Side Of The Force (48)
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If You Smoke After Sex, You're Doing It Too Fast (48)
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If You Think I Drive Bad, You Should See Me Putt (48)
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I'll Try Being Nicer If You'll Try Being Smarter (48)
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It Ain't Over 'Til Your Brother Counts The Votes (48)
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John Kerry: Screwing Veterans One Day At A Time (48)
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Laugh Alone And The World Thinks You're An Idiot (48)
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Madness Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change (48)
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My Family Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Family (48)
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Red Meat Isn't Bad For You, Green Fuzzy Meat Is! (48)
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Save The Whales - Trade 'Em For Valuable Prizes! (48)
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Shin: A Device For Finding Furniture In The Dark (48)
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The First Duty To Children Is To Make Them Happy (48)
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The More I See Of People, The More I Admire Dogs (48)
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The Most Violent Element In Society Is Ignorance (48)
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When Did My Wild Oats Turn In To Shredded Wheat? (48)
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Winning Isn't Everything... It's The Only Thing! (48)
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Wouldn't You Rather Be Riding A Mule On Molokai? (48)
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You Are Depriving Some Poor Village Of Its Idiot (48)
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You Sound Reasonable. Time To Up The Medication. (48)
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Your Body Is A Temple - Mine's An Amusement Park (48)
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A Flashlight Is A Case For Holding Dead Batteries (49)
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A Strong Leader for the 20th Century - John Kerry (49)
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A Woman's Place Is In The House... And The Senate (49)
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Another Christian Against The Christian Coalition (49)
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Be A Voice For Choice, Every Child A Wanted Child (49)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention. (49)
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Caution - Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit Anymore (49)
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Don't get mad, get even. Re-elect President Bush. (49)
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End World Hunger - Can't Feed'em? Don't Breed'em! (49)
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Everybody Repeat After Me: We Are All Individuals (49)
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George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had (49)
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God Is My Copilot, But The Devil Is My Bombardier (49)
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Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere! (49)
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Have You Heard About The Three Rings Of Marriage? (49)
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Heal The Past; Live The Present; Dream The Future (49)
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I Poured Spot Remover On My Dog And Now He's Gone (49)
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I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead (49)
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If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People. (49)
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If You Think Education Is Expensive Try Ignorance (49)
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I'm Not A Complete Idiot - Some Parts Are Missing (49)
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Insanity Is Hereditary, You Get It From Your Kids (49)
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It's Easier To Obtain Forgiveness Than Permission (49)
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Itty-Bitty Cuddly Bunnies... The Other White Meat (49)
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Join The Army, Meet Interesting People, Kill Them (49)
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Laughing Stock: Cattle With A Good Sense Of Humor (49)
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My Job Is So Secret, Even I Don't Know What It Is (49)
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On the issues, he's everywhere you want him to be (49)
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Peace On Earth Begins At Home. End Domestic Abuse (49)
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The Longer I Live The More Beautiful Life Becomes (49)
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The Most Experience Spending Other People's Money (49)
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To Hell With The Baptists I'm Going To Disneyland (49)
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Today Is The Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday (49)
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Vote Kerry: He Led America To Victory In Vietnam! (49)
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When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Go Shopping! (49)
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Adversity Makes Men, And Prosperity Makes Monsters (50)
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Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism (50)
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Bush/Cheney: They're not competent, Just forgiven! (50)
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Chaos, Panic, And Disorder - My Work Here Is Done! (50)
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Conservative Money Corrupts, Liberal Money Is Okay (50)
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Drink 'Til She's Cute, But Stop Before The Wedding (50)
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Elvis Is Dead, And I'm Not Feeling Too Good Myself (50)
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How Do You Tell When You Run Out Of Invisible Ink? (50)
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I Don't Believe In Divorce. I Believe In Widowhood (50)
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I Think, Therefore I Don't Listen To Rush Limbaugh (50)
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I Wanna Be Like Barbie. That Bitch Has Everything! (50)
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If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen (50)
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It's Not Hard To Meet Expenses, They're Everywhere (50)
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Keep Government Out Of The Bedroom And Your Wallet (50)
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Marijuana - Proud Sponsors Of... Ummm... We Forget (50)
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Marriage Is Grand -- And Divorce Is About 10 Grand (50)
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Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7th Of Your Life (50)
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Okay, Who Stopped The Payment On My Reality Check? (50)
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Old Fisherman Never Die, They Just Smell That Way! (50)
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People With No Vices Usually Have Annoying Virtues (50)
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Pride Is What We Have - Vanity Is What Others Have (50)
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Right Rehnquist's Wrong - Vote Democratic In 2004! (50)
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Suicide Is The Most Sincere Form Of Self-Criticism (50)
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Taxation WITH Representation Isn't So Hot, Either! (50)
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The Best Way To Predict The Future Is To Invent It (50)
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The Lottery Is A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math (50)
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The Older You Get, The Better You Realize You Were (50)
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There's One In Every Crowd And They Always Find Me (50)
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To Me, Old Age Is Always Ten Years Older Than I Am (50)
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Vote Kerry - The Sears Tower Is An Eyesore, Anyway (50)
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War Is Insane - So Are The Folks That Advocate It! (50)
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You Have An Intellect Rivaled Only By Garden Tools (50)
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