Baby Jesus will cry unless you vote Bush/Cheney '04 (51)
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Cats Are Like Potato Chips; You Can't Have Just One (51)
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Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine (51)
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Commit Random Acts Of Kindness And Senseless Beauty (51)
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Conservative Wealth Corrupts - Liberal Wealth Cures (51)
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Do Pediatricians Play Miniature Golf On Wednesdays? (51)
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For Every School You Open, You Close Another Prison (51)
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Gore 50,999,897 - Bush 50,456,002 - Re-Defeat Bush! (51)
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Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy (51)
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I Still Miss My Ex-Husband, But My Aim Is Improving (51)
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If I Only Have One Life, Let Me Live It As A Blonde (51)
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If You're Born Again, Do You Have Two Bellybuttons? (51)
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If You're Living For Heaven, You'd Better Be Right! (51)
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If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention (51)
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Kerry For President: He Barely Even Knew Jane Fonda (51)
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Living In The Past Has One Advantage: It's Cheaper! (51)
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Married Men Don't Live Longer. It Only Seems Longer (51)
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My Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (51)
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No Man Is An Island... Except Manhattan, Of Course! (51)
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Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down (51)
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Reading Is To The Mind What Exercise Is To The Body (51)
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Seen It All, Done It All, Can't Remember Most Of It (51)
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There Is No Great Genius Without A Touch Of Madness (51)
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This Is As Bad As It Can Get... But Don't Bet On It (51)
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This Vehicle Swerves And Hits Pedestrians At Random (51)
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We Need Change, And Nobody Changes More Than Kerry! (51)
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What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice? (51)
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Where Do Forest Rangers Go To Get Away From It All? (51)
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Who Are These Kids And Why Are They Calling Me Mom? (51)
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Why Doesn't Glue Stick To The Inside Of The Bottle? (51)
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Women Like Silent Men, They Think They're Listening (51)
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A Truly Wise Man Never Plays Leapfrog With A Unicorn (52)
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All Those Who Believe In Psychokinesis Raise My Hand (52)
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Artificial Intelligence Usually Beats Real Stupidity (52)
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Diplomacy - The Art Of Letting Someone Have Your Way (52)
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Feminism Is The Radical Notion That Women Are People (52)
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Flying Saucers Are Real, The Air Force Doesn't Exist (52)
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Grandchildren Are God's Compensation For Growing Old (52)
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Happy Childhoods Last A Lifetime-Prevent Child Abuse (52)
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Headline: Bear Takes Over Disneyland In Pooh D'etat! (52)
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Hell Hath No Fury Like The Lawyer Of A Woman Scorned (52)
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I Had My Car's Alignment Checked. It's Chaotic Evil! (52)
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If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be A Sacrament (52)
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If You Want A Country Run By Religion - Move To Iran (52)
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I'm Out Of My Mind, But Feel Free To Leave A Message (52)
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Irs: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got (52)
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Kerry/Fonda '04: Hey, Terrorists Have Feelings Too! (52)
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Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle And Terrorist Society (52)
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My 2nd Grader Is Smarter Than 19,000 Florida Voters! (52)
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No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldn't Work Anyway. (52)
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Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most (52)
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Sex On Television Can't Hurt You Unless You Fall Off (52)
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Should Crematoriums Give Discounts For Burn Victims? (52)
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Teach Respect For The Earth And All Living Creatures (52)
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The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live (52)
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The National Guard - More Fun Than Dodging The Draft (52)
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Those Who Abondon Their Dreams Will Discourage Yours (52)
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Time Is What Keeps Everything From Happening At Once (52)
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Vote Bush - Because SATAN is coming to eat your kids (52)
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Vote Kerry - Even Creationists can evolve, you know. (52)
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Vote Kerry and Keep American Safe... For Terrorists! (52)
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Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It (52)
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We Have Enough Youth, How About A Fountain Of Smart? (52)
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We Need a President whose mother mated with a horse. (52)
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Wear Short Sleeves! Support Your Right To Bare Arms! (52)
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What Is It About My Bumper That Attracts Tailgaters? (52)
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Which Came First? The Woman Or The Department Store? (52)
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You Are Validating My Inherent Mistrust Of Strangers (52)
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Are Those Your Eyeballs? I Found Them In My Cleavage. (53)
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Bush/Cheney: Because There's Still Stuff Left To Loot (53)
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Does Character Matter Now, You Republican Hypocrites? (53)
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Earth First! - We'll Screw Up The Other Planets Later (53)
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First Things First, But Not Necessarily In That Order (53)
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For A Small Town, This One Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes (53)
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For People Who Like Peace And Quiet: A Phoneless Cord (53)
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George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency. (53)
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I Can't Remember If I'm The Good Twin Or The Evil One (53)
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If You Try To Fail, And Succeed, Which Have You Done? (53)
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I'm Already Visualizing The Duct Tape Over Your Mouth (53)
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I'm Not From Texas, But I Got Here As Fast As I Could (53)
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It's As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You (53)
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Just Say No To Pesticides. Buy Organically Grown Food (53)
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Life Is A Banquet, And Most Poor Suckers Are Starving (53)
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Nothing Is Fool-Proof To A Sufficiently Talented Fool (53)
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Now Do You Understand The Importance Of User-Testing? (53)
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Practice Random Kindness And Senseless Acts Of Beauty (53)
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Santa's Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses (53)
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Save Water, Take A Bath With Your Neighbor's Daughter (53)
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Teamwork Is Essential If You Need To Spread The Blame (53)
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The More You Run Over A Dead Cat, The Flatter It Gets (53)
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The Only Substitute For Good Manners Is Fast Reflexes (53)
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The Severity Of The Itch Is Proportional To The Reach (53)
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Think Like A Man Of Action, Act Like A Man Of Thought (53)
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This Is Not A Burger King; You Can't Have It Your Way (53)
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Unless You're The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes (53)
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A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory (54)
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A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle (54)
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Always Remember You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else (54)
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Be Nice To Your Kids. They'll Choose Your Nursing Home (54)
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By The Time You Can Make Ends Meet, They Move The Ends (54)
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Columbus Did Not Discover The New World He Invaded It! (54)
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Creativity Is More Important Than Knowledge - Einstein (54)
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Exceptions Prove The Rule, And Destroy The Battle Plan (54)
Aliqua lac
Get A New Car For Your Spouse - It'll Be A Great Trade (54)
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God Must Love Stupid People - He Made So Many Of Them! (54)
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Guns Don't Kill People, Radical Pro-Lifers Kill People (54)
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I Considered Atheism But There Weren't Enough Holidays (54)
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I Love Defenseless Animals, Especially In A Good Gravy (54)
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I Used To Think I Was Indecisive, But Now I'm Not Sure (54)
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If God Can Work Through Me, He Can Work Through Anyone (54)
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If The People Lead, Eventually The Leaders Will Follow (54)
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I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Any More! (54)
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I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People (54)
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In Every Real Man A Child Is Hidden That Wants To Play (54)
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It Is Much Easier To Apologize Than To Ask Permission. (54)
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It Takes A Damn Good Man To Be Better Than None At All (54)
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It's Called Tourist Season. So Why Can't We Shoot 'Em? (54)
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It's Time To Pull Over And Check The Air In Your Head! (54)
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Keep Working: Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You (54)
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Kerry - He couldn't possibly do a worse job than Bush! (54)
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Learn From Your Parents' Mistakes - Use Birth Control! (54)
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Many People Quit Looking For Work When They Find A Job (54)
umm venenati
Money Talks, But Mine Only Knows How To Say "Good-Bye" (54)
enenati condiment
Never Do Card Tricks For The Group You Play Poker With (54)
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Never Let Your Schooling Interfere With Your Education (54)
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One Person, One Vote (May Not Apply In Certain States) (54)
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The Best Way To A Woman's Heart Is To Open Your Wallet (54)
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The Earth Doesn't Belong To Us, We Belong To The Earth (54)
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There Is No Substitute For Genuine Lack Of Preparation (54)
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There's No Speed Limit On The Information Superhighway (54)
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Traditional Family Values: Abuse - Alcoholism - Incest (54)
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When You're In Love, You're At The Mercy Of A Stranger (54)
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Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road (54)
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24 Hours In A Day... 24 Beers In A Case... Coincidence? (55)
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A Flying Saucer Results When A Nudist Spills His Coffee (55)
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According To My Calculations, The Problem Doesn't Exist (55)
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Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix - Never Drink And Derive (55)
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Anything Worth Fighting For Is Worth Fighting Dirty For (55)
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Bush Trusts The People, But Not If It Involves Counting (55)
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Don't Take Life Too Seriously - You Won't Get Out Alive (55)
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Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen (55)
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Go Organic - Pesticides Don't Know When To Stop Killing (55)
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Good News Is Just Life's Way Of Keeping You Off Balance (55)
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Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-In-Law On A Milk Carton (55)
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Hard Work Has A Future Payoff But Laziness Pays Off Now (55)
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I Don't Know Much But I Lead The League In Nostril Hair (55)
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I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Was Unfamiliar Territory (55)
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I Majored In Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries With That? (55)
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I Won't Rise To The Occasion, But I'll Slide Over To It (55)
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If A Book About Failures Doesn't Sell, Is It A Success? (55)
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If At First You Do Succeed, Try Not To Look Astonished! (55)
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You (55)
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If You Object To Logging Try Using Plastic Toilet Paper (55)
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I'm not a war hero, but I play one on Aircraft Carriers (55)
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Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge - Einstein (55)
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It's Sick The Way You People Keep Having Sex Without Me (55)
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I've Found Jesus. He Was Behind The Sofa The Whole Time (55)
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John Kerry - Saying Whatever It Takes To Get Your Vote (55)
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Men Are From Earth. Women Are From Earth. Deal With It. (55)
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Mi Brudder Sed I Were Elected. Im Going Too Dizzywerld! (55)
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Nicaragua Was Only Practice. Florida Was The Real Thing (55)
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No Act Of Kindness, No Matter How Small, Is Ever Wasted (55)
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Procrastination Is The Art Of Keeping Up With Yesterday (55)
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Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy, Other Times I Let Her Sleep (55)
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The Best Way To Get On Your Feet Is To Get Off Your Ass (55)
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The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name (55)
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The More I Learn About Women, The More I Love My Harley (55)
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The Only Way To Get Rid Of Temptation Is To Yield To It (55)
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Those Who Live By The Sword Get Shot By Those Who Don't (55)
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When Companies Ship Styrofoam, What Do They Pack It In? (55)
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You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up! (55)
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3 Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count & Those Who Can't (56)
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A Happy Childhood Lasts A Lifetime...Prevent Child Abuse (56)
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Beam Me Up Scotty, There's No Intelligent Life Down Here (56)
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Borrow Money From Pessimists - They Don't Expect It Back (56)
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Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast. (56)
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Coffee, Chocolate, Men: Some Things Are Just Better Rich (56)
arc matti n
Don't Use A Big Word Where A Diminutive One Will Suffice (56)
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Eat, Drink, And Be Merry, For Tomorrow We May Be In Utah (56)
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Filthy Stinking Rich... Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad (56)
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Friendly Checkout Clerk. Thanks For Keeping Me That Way! (56)
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Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies (56)
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Heaven Doesn't Want Me And Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over! (56)
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window (56)
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I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It (56)
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I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe (56)
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I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere (56)
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person (56)
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I.R.S.: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got! (56)
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If A Parsley Farmer Is Sued, Can They Garnish His Wages? (56)
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If only there was some way to marry into the White House (56)
ne ne ipsu
If You Don't Think Every Day Is Great, Try Missing A Few (56)
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If You Think The System Is Working Ask Someone Who Isn't (56)
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I'm Just Working Here Till A Good Fast-Food Job Opens Up (56)
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I'm proud To Be A Part OF The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (56)
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It Takes A Damn Good Woman To Be Better Than None At All (56)
ero imperdie eges
Make It Idiot Proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot (56)
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Minds Are Like Parachutes - They Only Function When Open (56)
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People Who Go To Conferences Are The Ones Who Shouldn't. (56)
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Reality? That's Where The Pizza Delivery Guy Comes From! (56)
imperdiet
This Country Breaks For Republicans, But Only Until 2004 (56)
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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me (56)
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Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did A Little Shopping (56)
purus Quisqu arc qui
You Have To Be Real Secure To Be Seen In A Car Like This (56)
consectetuer Done n
You Never Really Learn To Swear Until You Learn To Drive (56)
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You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me (56)
Aliqua lacu dolo vestibul
A Bartender Is Just A Pharmacist With A Limited Inventory (57)
a lacu dolo vestibulu ege ven
Better To Understand A Little Than To Misunderstand A Lot (57)
rdu consectetuer Don
Bush/Cheney: Subverting Democracy, One Election at a Time (57)
mm venenati condimentu luctu
Cars Aren't The Only Thing That Get Recalled By The Maker (57)
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Every Day I Add To The List Of People Who Can Kiss My Ass (57)
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Grant? Harding? Nixon? Reagan? You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet (57)
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I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder (57)
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I Like You. You Remind Me Of When I Was Young And Stupid. (57)
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I Smile Because I Have Absolutely No Idea What's Going On (57)
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I Tried To Drown My Troubles But She Learned How To Swim! (57)
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I Went To Florida And All I Got Was This Lousy President! (57)
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If It Weren't For The Last Minute, Nothing Would Get Done (57)
nenati condi
If Only You'd Use Your Powers For Good Instead Of Evil... (57)
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If The #2 Pencil Is The Most Popular, Why Is It Still #2? (57)
tellu ne p
If Voting Could Really Change Things, It Would Be Illegal (57)
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If You Ain't Makin' Waves, You Ain't Kickin' Hard Enough! (57)
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If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk! (57)
nenati condimentu
It's Not If You Win Or Lose, But How You Place The Blame! (57)
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It's Not The Size That Counts, It's... No, It's The Size! (57)
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Jesus Loves You... Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole (57)
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Jesus Paid For Our Sins... Now Lets Get Our Money's Worth (57)
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Kerry - At least he's not trying to hasten the Aplcalypse (57)
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Michael Moore and Al Franken can't be wrong - Vote Kerry! (57)
mperdiet eleife
Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges (57)
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Some Days You're The Pigeon - Some Days You're The Statue (57)
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The Best Thing To Come Out Of Massachusetts Since Dukakis (57)
vestibulu eg
The Facts, Although Interesting, Are Generally Irrelevant (57)
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The Other Line Always Moves Faster... Until You Get In It (57)
nsectetue
The Skies (Wheeze) Of Texas (Cough) Are Upon You! (Choke) (57)
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The Worst Day Fishing Is Better Than The Best Day Working (57)
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We Are Born Naked, Wet, And Hungry. Then Things Get Worse (57)
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Why Do People With Closed Minds Always Open Their Mouths? (57)
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Be Kind. Everyone You Meet Is Fighting A Tough Battle, Too (58)
sectetue adipis
Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough. (58)
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Crush America With Assistance From Unnamed Foreign Leaders (58)
Mauri venenati w
Do Infants Enjoy Infancy As Much As Adults Enjoy Adultery? (58)
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Earth First! - We'll Distroy The Rest Of The Plantes Later (58)
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For Every Action, There Is An Equal And Opposite Criticism (58)
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I Don't Have A License To Kill - I Have A Learner's Permit (58)
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I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister (58)
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I Majored In Liberal Arts. Will That Be For Here Or To Go? (58)
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I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out (58)
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If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell, Is He Homeless Or Naked? (58)
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If Everything Is Going Well, You Have Overlooked Something (58)
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If God Meant Us To Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates (58)
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If Marriage Were Outlawed, Only Outlaws Would Have In-Laws (58)
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If You Ate Pasta And Antipasta, Would You Still Be Hungry? (58)
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If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You! (58)
interdum Praesen
I'm Going To Graduate On Time, No Matter How Long It Takes (58)
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. (58)
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Men Are Like Laxatives - They Irritate The Shit Out Of You (58)
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Mental Illness Is Hereditary... You Get It From Your Kids! (58)
dolo si ame
Old Age & Treachery Will Beat Out Youth & Skill Every Time (58)
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Success Always Occurs In Private, And Failure In Full View (58)
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This Isn't An Office. It's Hell With Fluorescent Lighting. (58)
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When I Play With My Cat, Is She Just Passing Time With Me? (58)
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When Religion Ruled The World They Called It The Dark Ages (58)
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Why Am I The Only One On The Planet Who Knows How To Drive (58)
placera impe
Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them? (58)
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Wrinkles Should Merely Indicate Where The Smiles Have Been (58)
condimentu
You're Old When You Forget How To Start Your Rocking Chair (58)
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A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Must Begin With A Single Step (59)
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God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Ruling The World (59)
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Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends (59)
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How Do They Get The Deer To Cross At That Yellow Road Sign? (59)
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I Can Read Your Mind, And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself (59)
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I Can See Your Point, But I Still Think You're Full Of Shit (59)
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I Started Out With Nothing And I Still Have Most Of It Left (59)
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I Wonder How Much Deeper The Ocean Would Be Without Sponges (59)
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If A Mute Swears, Does His Mother Wash His Hands With Soap? (59)
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If All The World Is A Stage, Where Is The Audience Sitting? (59)
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If I Worked As Much As Others, I Would Do As Little As They (59)
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It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees (59)
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It's Hard To Make A Comeback When You Haven't Been Anywhere (59)
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Jesus Died For My Sins And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (59)
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Life's Tragedy Is That We Get Old To Soon And Wise Too Late (59)
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Lilith Wouldn't Submit - God Always Had A Problem With That (59)
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Marriage Certificate Is Just Another Word For A Work Permit (59)
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Men Are Like Government Bonds - They Take So Long To Mature (59)
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Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch (59)
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Of Course I Don't Look Busy - I Did It Right The First Time (59)
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Smile, It's The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips (59)
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The Sex Was So Good That Even The Neighbors Had A Cigarette (59)
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To Create Is To Trust Yourself, Your Spirit And Your Vision (59)
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When Everything's Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane (59)
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When You Don't Know What To Do, Walk Fast And Look Worried. (59)
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Why Do They Put Braille On The Drive-Through Bank Machines? (59)
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Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot! (59)
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Your Tailgating Intimidation Is Wasted On My Cruise Control (59)
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Dancing Is A Perpendicular Expression Of A Horizontal Desire (60)
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Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before (60)
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Everyone Has A Photographic Memory, But Some Don't Have Film (60)
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I Remember When Motorcycles Were Dangerous And Sex Was Safe! (60)
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If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends? (60)
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If You Don't Like The News, Go Out And Make Some Of Your Own (60)
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Looking Out For The Interests Of Lonely Heiresses Everywhere (60)
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Marriage Is Not A Word. It Is A Sentence... A Life Sentence! (60)
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Men Are Like Commercials - You Can’T Believe A Word They Say (60)
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Men Are Like Dry Cleaners - Most Work Fast And Leave No Ring (60)
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Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Five Days And Won't Die (60)
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Nothing In Life Is To Be Feared. It Is Only To Be Understood (60)
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Our Congressmen Are All Thieves, And We Should Vote Them Out (60)
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Remember That Overnight Success Usually Takes About 15 Years (60)
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Support Bacteria - They're The Only Culture Some People Have (60)
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The Problem With The Gene Pool Is That There Is No Lifeguard (60)
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What Do You Mean I Can't Pay Off My Visa With My Mastercard? (60)
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Whatever Kind Of Look You Were Going For, You Didn't Succeed (60)
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