Aim Above Morality. Be Not Simply Good, Be Good For Something (61)
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Always Do Right. This Will Gratify Some And Astonish The Rest (61)
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Auntie Em... Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog. - Dorothy (61)
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Do Not Wash! This Vehicle Is Undergoing Scientific Dirt Test! (61)
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Don't Sweat The Petty Things, And Don't Pet The Sweaty Things (61)
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Drugs May Lead To Nowhere, But At Least It's The Scenic Route (61)
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Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! (61)
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Harassing Me About My Smoking May Be Hazardous To Your Health (61)
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Humans Aren't The Only Species On Earth - We Just Act Like It (61)
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I Brake For Animals. I Eat Their Meat And I Wear Their Skins. (61)
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I Have Plenty Of Talent And Vision. I Just Don't Give A Damn. (61)
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If You Are Given On Open-Book Exam, You Will Forget Your Book (61)
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I'm Not A Frog Or A Prince, But Why Don't You Kiss Me Anyway! (61)
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I'm Not Crazy, I've Just Been In A Very Bad Mood For 30 Years (61)
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It's A Thankless Job, But I've Got A Lot Of Karma To Burn Off (61)
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Love Is One Long Sweet Dream, And Marriage Is The Alarm Clock (61)
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My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States (61)
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Nothing In The Known Universe Travels Faster Than A Bad Check (61)
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Return To Traditional Values. Send The White Christians Home. (61)
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Santa Is Jolly Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live! (61)
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The Best Way To A Man's Heart Is To Saw His Breast Plate Open (61)
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The Only Time My Wife Is Right Is When She Admits She's Wrong (61)
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Those Who Cannot Remember The Past Are Condemned To Repeat It (61)
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Before They Invented Drawing Boards, What Did They Go Back To? (62)
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Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Don't Get Sucked Into Jet Engines (62)
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Getting The Job Done Is No Excuse For Not Following The Rules. (62)
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit (62)
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I Can Only Please One Teacher A Day And Today Is Not Your Day! (62)
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I Don't Mind Going Nowhere As Long As It's An Interesting Path (62)
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I May Be A Cruel And Heartless Bitch, But I'm Damn Good At It! (62)
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I Thought I Wanted A Career, Turns Out I Just Wanted Paychecks (62)
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If A Woman's Place Is In The Home, Why Am I Always In The Car? (62)
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If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One? (62)
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If You Love Animals As Pets, Why Do You Eat Animals As Dinner? (62)
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May The Road Rise Up To Meet You, May The Wind Be At Your Back (62)
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Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups (62)
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Some People Are Only Alive Because It Is Illegal To Shoot Them (62)
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The Only Time My Husband Is Right Is When He Admits He's Wrong (62)
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To Live Forever, Acquire A Chronic Disease And Take Care Of It (62)
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Yesterday Is A Memory, Tomorrow Is A Vision. Today Is A Bitch! (62)
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You Always Get A Better Model If You Just Wait A Little Longer (62)
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You Can Always Tell A Harvard Man, But You Can't Tell Him Much (62)
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A Bad Day Fishing Is Still Better Than A Good Day At The Office (63)
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After I Cook The Vegetables, What Do I Do With The Wheelchairs? (63)
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Bill Clinton Should Have Let Ted Kennedy Drive Paula Jones Home (63)
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Everything Should Be Made As Simple As Possible, But No Simpler (63)
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I Don't Mind Straight People, As Long As They Act Gay In Public (63)
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I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Labotomy (63)
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If A Stealth Bomber Crashes In A Forest, Will It Make A Sound? (63)
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If Work Is So Terrific, How Come They Have To Pay You To Do It? (63)
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If You're Cross-Eyed And Have Dyslexia, Can You Read All Right? (63)
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I'll Give Up My Gun When They Pry It From My Cold, Dead Fingers (63)
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I'm Not An Alcoholic - I'm A Drunk - Alcoholics Go To Meetings! (63)
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It's Easy To Spot A True Genius: All The Dunces Are Against Him (63)
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It's Hard To Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything Good (63)
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My Child Is An Honor Student At The State Correctional Facility (63)
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Return To Traditional Values. Give The Indians Back Their Land! (63)
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The Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Surface-To-Air Missiles (63)
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There Is No Cure For Birth And Death Save To Enjoy The Interval (63)
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These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. (63)
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To Steal From One Is Plagiarism. To Steal From Many Is Research (63)
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Want To Sleep With A '10'? Drink A Six-Pac And Take Home A '4'! (63)
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We Are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated (63)
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When I'm Not In My Right Mind, My Left Mind Gets Pretty Crowded (63)
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Why would people who wait for the Rapture care about a deficit? (63)
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Women Democrates Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!) (63)
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You Can't Tell Which Way The Train Went By Looking At The Track (63)
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Your Mother's Choice Was Pro-Life, But It Was Still Her Choice! (63)
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A Conclusion Is Simply The Place Where You Got Tired Of Thinking (64)
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Ambition Is A Poor Excuse For Not Having Enough Sense To Be Lazy (64)
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And Whose Cruel Idea Was It For The Word Lisp To Have A S In It? (64)
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Another Straight White Male Against Racism,Homophobia And Sexism (64)
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Don't Piss Me Off - I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies (64)
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Don't Piss Me Off! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies. (64)
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Happiness Is Not A State To Arrive At, But A Manner Of Traveling (64)
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Houses Are Made Of Wood And Stone, But Only Love Can Make A Home (64)
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I Will Always Cherish The Initial Misconceptions I Had About You (64)
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If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me? (64)
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If We Aren't Supposed To Eat Animals, Why Are They Made Of Meat? (64)
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If You're Living Like There Is No Heaven, You'd Better Be Right! (64)
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I'm Multi-Talented: I Can Talk And Piss You Off At The Same Time (64)
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It Is Better To Fail In Originality Than To Succeed In Imitation (64)
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Kerry/Fonda '04: If Ho Chi Minh Likes 'Em They Can't Be All Bad (64)
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Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Avoid Doing Altogether (64)
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We Teach People How To Remember, We Never Teach Them How To Grow (64)
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When In Trouble, When In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout (64)
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Women Republicans Make Great Leaders (You're Following One Now!) (64)
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Yes I Am An Agent Of Satan, But My Duties Are Largely Ceremonial (64)
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Avenge Yourself... Live Long Enough To Be A Problem To Your Kids! (65)
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College. We Drink More Before 9 Am Than Most People Drink All Day (65)
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Don't Throw Away Your Vote.... Let Katherine Harris Do It For You (65)
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Even Though This Is A Stupid Sticker, You're Squinting To Read It (65)
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Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid. Some Just Abuse The Privilege. (65)
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I Am Not A Bitch. I Am The Bitch... And That's Miss Bitch To You! (65)
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If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out? (65)
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Isn't It A Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They Do Practice? (65)
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It Seems That People Who Have No Vices Also Have Very Few Virtues (65)
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Man And Woman Were Not Created Equal, But He'll Eventually Evolve (65)
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Marriage Is An Attempt To Change A Night Owl Into A Homing Pigeon (65)
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Men Are Like Bananas - The Older They Get, The Less Firm They Are (65)
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Men Are Like Lava Lamps - Fun To Look At, But Not All That Bright (65)
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My Wife Had Her Hair Teased - It Looked More Like It Was Insulted (65)
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One Nice Thing About Egotists: They Don't Talk About Other People (65)
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Someone Who Thinks Logically Is A Nice Contrast To The Real World (65)
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The Sooner You Fall Behind, The More Time You'll Have To Catch Up (65)
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The World Is A Book, And Those Who Do Not Travel Read Only A Page (65)
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There They Go, And I Must Hurry After Them, For I Am Their Leader (65)
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To Succeed In Politics, Often One Must Rise Above Ones Principles (65)
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A Pat On The Back Is Only A Few Centimeters From A Kick In The Ass (66)
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Caution: This Vehicle May Crash And Explode For No Apparent Reason (66)
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Don't Drink And Drive... You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink (66)
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Experience Is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It (66)
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Houses Are But Walls And Beams; Homes Are Built Of Love And Dreams (66)
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? (66)
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I Have Kleptomania, But When It Gets Bad, I Take Something For It. (66)
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I Tried Sniffing Coke Once, But The Ice Cubes Got Stuck In My Nose (66)
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Destroy All Evidence That You Tried (66)
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If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Have To Drown Too? (66)
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If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales? (66)
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If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets (66)
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It Used To Be Wine, Women & Song; Now It's Beer, The Old Lady & Tv (66)
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Man And Woman Were Not Created Equal, But She'll Eventually Evolve (66)
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Men Are Like Bank Machines - Once They Withdraw They Lose Interest (66)
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On The Keyboard Of Life, Always Keep One Finger On The Escape Key. (66)
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People Who Think They Know It All Really Annoy Those Of Us Who Do! (66)
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The Fact That No One Understands You Doesn't Mean You're An Artist (66)
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The Hole In The Ozone Is Directly Related To The Hole In Your Head (66)
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The More Crap You Put Up With, The More Crap You Are Going To Get. (66)
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The World Gets A Little Better Every Day, And Worse In The Evening (66)
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There Are 3 Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count & Those Who Can't (66)
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Time Is The Best Teacher. Unfortunately It Kills All Its Students! (66)
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Whenever I Feel Like Exercise, I Lie Down Until The Feeling Passes (66)
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Why would people who expect Armageddon care about the environment? (66)
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Any Connection Between Your Reality And Mine Is Purely Coincidental (67)
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Anyone Who Doesn't Like Cats Just Hasn't Had Them Properly Prepared (67)
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As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools (67)
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Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass? (67)
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If You Can't Get Your Work Done In The First 24 Hours, Work Nights. (67)
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It Sounds Like English, But I Can't Understand A Word You're Saying (67)
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It's Easier To Child-Proof Your Gun Than To Bullet-Proof Your Child (67)
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Kerry - The same economy as Clinton, without the burning sensation. (67)
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Men Are Like Blenders - You Need One, But You're Not Quite Sure Why (67)
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Please, Lord, Let Me Prove That Winning The Lottery Won't Spoil Me. (67)
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There's Nothing Wrong With Sex On TV, As Long As You Don't Fall Off (67)
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Yellow Cat, Black Cat, As Long As It Catches Mice, It Is A Good Cat (67)
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You Couldn't Pour Water Out Of A Boot With Instructions On The Heel (67)
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I Always Wanted To Be A Procrastinator, But I Never Got Around To It (68)
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If There's A Rich Heiress America Can Marry John Kerry Will Find Her (68)
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If You Think Money Can't Buy Happiness, You Don't Know Where To Shop (68)
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If You're Short Of Everything But The Enemy, You're In A Combat Zone (68)
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Is It True That Cannibals Don't Eat Clowns Because They Taste Funny? (68)
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It's True That All Men Are Born Free... But Some Of Them Get Married (68)
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Kissing May Be The Language Of Love But Money Still Does The Talking (68)
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Men Are Like Mascara - They Usually Run At The First Sign Of Emotion (68)
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Men Are Like Popcorn - They Satisfy You, But Only For A Little While (68)
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Men Are Like Used Cars - Both Are Easy-To-Get, Cheap, And Unreliable (68)
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35MPM Are Also Timed For 70MPH (68)
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The Difference Between Genius And Stupidity Is Genius Has Its Limits (68)
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The Greatest Pleasure In Life Is Doing What People Say You Cannot Do (68)
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The Road Of Life Is Made Smoother When Traveled With Someone We Love (68)
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To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated But Not Be Able To Say It (68)
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U.S. Spends More In 5 Hours On Defense Than In 5 Years On Healthcare (68)
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. (69)
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I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian (69)
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling (69)
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If You Think Nobody Cares About You, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments (69)
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I'm Really Easy To Get Along With Once You People Learn To Worship Me (69)
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Marriage Is Not Just Having A Wife But Also Worries Inherited Forever (69)
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Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog But It Won't Buy The Wag Of His Tail (69)
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My Parents Retired To Florida And All I Got Was This Lousy President! (69)
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Never Raise Your Hands To Your Kids; It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected (69)
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One Thing About Going The Extra Mile...There's Never A Lot Of Traffic (69)
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One Who Walks In Another's Tracks Leaves No Footprints... Break Free! (69)
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Practice Random Acts Of Intelligence & Senseless Acts Of Self-Control (69)
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The country is boring without White House sex scandals - Vote Kerry! (69)
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Warning! Driver Is Blonde And Will Change Her Mind Without Warning!!! (69)
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We Need A Leader Who Will Tell Us What We Want To Hear - Vote Kerry! (69)
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You Fell Out Of The Stupid Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down (69)
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God Grant Me The Courage To Do Today What I Should Have Done Yesterday (70)
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Honk If You Voted For Al Gore! (Use The Button On Your Steering Wheel) (70)
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I Don't Know What Your Problem Is, But I'll Bet It's Hard To Pronounce (70)
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If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over [Put This Upside Down!] (70)
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If You Think You're Not Confused, You're Just Not Thinking Too Clearly (70)
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It Is True That Love Is Blind But Marriage Is Definitely An Eye-Opener (70)
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Politicians And Diapers Need To Be Changed - Often For The Same Reason (70)
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Support Your Local Economy - Sustainable Economic Power Begins At Home (70)
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Try Not To Let Your Mind Wander. It Is Too Small To Be Out By Itself. (70)
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When You Do A Good Deed, Get A Receipt, In Case Heaven Is Like The IRS (70)
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