Despite The Cost Of Living, Have You Noticed How It Remains So Popular? (71)
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Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying "Nice Doggie!" Until You Can Find A Rock (71)
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I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, And Pizza Delivery. Why Leave The House? (71)
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Quit. No Use Being A Damn Fool About It. (71)
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If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child? (71)
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If You Think That There Is Good In Everybody, You Haven't Met Everybody (71)
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In America, Anyone Can Be President - That's One Of The Risks You Take (71)
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Puritanism: The Haunting Fear That Someone, Somewhere May Be Having Fun (71)
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The Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot Dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It (71)
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The Two Most Common Elements In The Universe Are Hydrogen And Stupidity (71)
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Too Old To Work, Too Young To Die. Get In The Camper, And Wave Good-Bye (71)
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You Can Go Anywhere You Want If You Look Serious And Carry A Clipboard. (71)
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Cosmetics: A Woman's Way Of Keeping A Man From Reading Between The Lines (72)
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Did I Mention The Kick In The Groin You'll Be Receiving If You Touch Me? (72)
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Give Me A House To Call My Own, And Family And Friends To Make It A Home (72)
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God Was My Co-Pilot But We Crashed In The Mountains And I Had To Eat Him (72)
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I See You've Set Aside This Special Time To Humiliate Yourself In Public (72)
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If You Can Smile When Things Go Wrong, You Have Someone In Mind To Blame (72)
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Let Us Flee To The Land Of The Barbarians, Where We May Live As Free Men (72)
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Men Are Like Computers - Hard To Figure Out And Never Have Enough Memory (72)
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Never Delay The Ending Of A Meeting Or The Beginning Of A Cocktail Hour. (72)
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No Matter How Much Cats Fight, There Always Seem To Be Plenty Of Kittens (72)
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Suburbia: Where They Tear Out The Trees And Then Name Streets After Them (72)
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The Universe Is Rearranging Itself To Accommodate Your Vision Of Reality (72)
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When You Open A Bag Of Cotton Balls, Is The Top One Meant To Be Removed? (72)
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Whether You Think That You Can, Or That You Can't, You Are Usually Right (72)
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You May Be Disappointed If You Fail, But You Are Doomed If You Don't Try (72)
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A Husband Is What Is Left Of The Lover After The Nerve Has Been Extracted (73)
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Clothes Make The Man. Naked People Have Little Or No Influence On Society (73)
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Important Letters That Contain No Errors Will Develop Errors In The Mail. (73)
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It Is Better To Ask Some Of The Questions Than To Know All Of The Answers (73)
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Men Are Like Cement - After Getting Laid They Take Along Time To Get Hard (73)
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Men Are Like Coolers - Load Them With Beer And You Can Take Them Anywhere (73)
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Money Can't Buy Happiness... But It Sure Makes Misery Easier To Live With (73)
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Never Doubt That A Small Group Of Committed Citizens Can Change The World (73)
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Putting the jobless to work, or teaching them to marry rich - VOTE KERRY (73)
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They Say Marriages Are Made In Heaven...But So Are Thunder And Lightning! (73)
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To You I'm A Drunk Driver. To The Republicans, I'm Presidential Material! (73)
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You Are Always Doing Something Marginal When The Boss Drops By Your Desk. (73)
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All I Want Is Less To Do, More Time To Do It, And More Money To Do It With (74)
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Anybody going slower than me is an idiot. Anyone going faster is a maniac. (74)
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Cooking Is Like Love: It Should Be Entered Into With Abandon Or Nor At All (74)
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Everyone Thinks I'm Psychotic, Except For My Friends Deep Inside The Earth (74)
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I Care Not For A Man's Religion Whose Dog Or Cat Are Not The Better For It (74)
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Men Are Like Copiers - You Need Them For Reproduction, But That’S About It (74)
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Men Are Like Place Mats - They Only Show Up When There's Food On The Table (74)
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I Like You, But I Wouldn't Want To See You Working With Subatomic Particles (75)
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My Wife Keeps Complaining I Never Listen To Her... Or Something Like That. (75)
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The Four Stages Of Man Are Infancy, Childhood, Adolescence And Obsolescence (75)
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The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Headlight Of An Approaching Train (75)
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The Way To Get Things Done Is Not To Mind Who Gets The Credit Of Doing Them (75)
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There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Teresa. (75)
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Very Few Things Happen At The Right Time, And The Rest Do Not Happen At All (75)
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Why Do We Kill People Who Kill People To Show That Killing People Is Wrong? (75)
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For Revenge, When I Get Old, I'm Going To Move Up North And Drive Real Slow! (76)
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God Changes Not What Is In A People, Until They Change What Is In Themselves (76)
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Great Spirits Have Always Encountered Violent Opposition From Mediocre Minds (76)
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If I Had Known How Much Fun Grandchildren Are, I Would Have Had Them Earlier (76)
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If I Want To Hear The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet, I'll Put Shoes On My Cat (76)
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If Man Evolved From Monkeys And Apes, Why Do We Still Have Monkeys And Apes? (76)
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If The Funeral Procession Is At Night, Do Folks Drive With Their Lights Off? (76)
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If You Must Choose Between Two Evils, Pick The One You've Never Tried Before (76)
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Nine Out Of Ten People Who Change Their Minds Are Wrong The Second Time, Too (76)
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Talent Develops In Tranquillity, Character In The Full Current Of Human Life (76)
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There Are Three Ingredients In The Good Life: Learning, Earning And Yearning (76)
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Time Is Nature's Way Of Making Sure That Everything Doesn't Go Wrong At Once (76)
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To You I'm A Drunk Driver, But To The Republicans, I'm PresidentialMaterial! (76)
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Under Republicans, Man Exploites Man. Under Democrats, Its Just The Opposite (76)
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Conversation Enriches The Understanding, But Solitude Is The School Of Genius (77)
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Hide Not Your Talents, They For Use Were Made. What's A Sundial In The Shade? (77)
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I Can't Go To Work Today - The Voices Told Me To Stay Home And Clean The Guns (77)
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John Kerry: Pretending To Fight Against Special Interests Since Very Recently (77)
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Men Are Like High Heels - They're Easy To Walk On Once You Get The Hang Of It (77)
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The Hardest Thing To Learn In Life Is Which Bridge To Cross And Which To Burn (77)
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To You I'm A Drunk Driver, But To The Republicans, I'm Presidential Material! (77)
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What Do You Do When You See And Endangered Animal Eating An Endangered Plant? (77)
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Even If You're On The Right Track, If You Just Stand There, You'll Be Run Over (78)
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I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, & Pizza Delivery. Why Should I Leave The House? (78)
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I Hope Bush Wins, That Way The Loaded Gun I'm Stroking Right Now Will Be Legal (78)
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If The Cops Arrest A Mime, Do They Tell Him He Has The Right To Remain Silent? (78)
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It Has Recently Been Discovered That Research Causes Cancer In Laboratory Rats (78)
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My Child Was Inmate Of The Month At The California Youth Correctional Facility (78)
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To Retain Respect For Sausages And Laws, One Must Not Watch Them In The Making (78)
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We Don't Stop Playing Because We Grow Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing (78)
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If Pro Is The Opposite Of Con, Then What Is The Opposite Of Progress? Congress! (79)
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Men Are Like Curling Irons - They're Always Hot And They're Always In Your Hair (79)
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Men Are Like Horoscopes - They Always Tell You What To Do And Are Usually Wrong (79)
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Not The Cry, But The Flight Of The Wild Duck, Leads The Flock To Fly And Follow (79)
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The Voyage Of Discovery Is Not In Seeking New Landscapes But In Having New Eyes (79)
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Conformity Spreads Like A Virus, And You Can Only Catch Uniqueness From Yourself (80)
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Five Days A Week My Body Is A Temple - For The Other Two, It's An Amusement Park (80)
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George III, George Sr., George Jr,... The Hereditary Monarchy Has Been Restored! (80)
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He Who Sacrifices His Conscience To Ambition Burns A Picture To Obtain The Ashes (80)
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If The Mountain Will Not Come To Mohammed, Then Mohammed Will Go To The Mountain (80)
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If The Police Arrest A Mute, Do They Tell Him He Has The Right To Remain Silent? (80)
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? (80)
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It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Fight In The Dog (80)
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Nothing Is So Dear And Precious As Time. Why Are We Wasting It Stuck In Traffic? (80)
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Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them? (80)
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